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Kizaragu
Jun 28, 2009, 03:11 PM
A lot has changed since I last lurked in the life filled corridors of Phantasy Star Online World dot com slash Forums. I have a sexy new haircut for instance. You should see it. It is LOVELY.

For those of you who remember me, hello. Is that a new shirt?
For those that don't, greetings. Are you free for coffee later?

First a few details.
I come from the land of less than Great Britain. I am looking for a wife. Preferably American. Also, I hear you guys don't have a King over there, so I'm calling dibs.

Discuss.

TalHex
Jun 28, 2009, 03:39 PM
ah good, we need a fresh injection of celtic peoples over here, i'm beginning to feel lonely :wacko:

Randomness
Jun 28, 2009, 03:44 PM
A lot has changed since I last lurked in the life filled corridors of Phantasy Star Online World dot com slash Forums. I have a sexy new haircut for instance. You should see it. It is LOVELY.

For those of you who remember me, hello. Is that a new shirt?
For those that don't, greetings. Are you free for coffee later?

First a few details.
I come from the land of less than Great Britain. I am looking for a wife. Preferably American. Also, I hear you guys don't have a King over there, so I'm calling dibs.

Discuss.

Being a king is illegal over here. A certain shrubbery didn't get that though. He's gone now.

Dhylec
Jun 28, 2009, 05:11 PM
zomg! i guess they are back! ;o
dang that outrider for summoning this 'king' char (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2331681&postcount=49)

Kizaragu
Jun 28, 2009, 07:17 PM
The Outrider comment frightens me a tad. I say a tad but I mean a little. I meant a little, but I what I'm really trying to convey is a lot.
I actually popped my head through the door a few days ago and noticed that he'd glanced upon my handsome profile that very eve. The dates seem to match up. It's only now that I've officially gone and announced myself. Coincidence? Or Black Magic?

It's almost as if he summoned me. He's either the Merlin to my King Arthur or I'm his Motherlovin' Pokemon. O_o
Like an abusive ex lover, he only has to say my name and click his heels then *poof* I appear.

I need to go lie down.

astuarlen
Jun 28, 2009, 08:18 PM
I'm starting a pants-free zone. We've got plans to secede from the Union, and you're invited! Bring a friend and a dish to share.

Leviathan
Jun 28, 2009, 08:30 PM
I'm always down for coffee, stranger.

Ketchup345
Jun 28, 2009, 09:01 PM
Welcome back.

If you ever come to the States, any chance you can smuggle over some of those British sci-fi and comedy shows? One channel several seasons out of date is not enough. :wacko:

TalHex
Jun 28, 2009, 09:35 PM
better yet, smuggle us David Tennant

Lance813
Jun 28, 2009, 09:45 PM
Oh yes, I would very much like to have coffee with David Tennant.

Can you bring some crumpets? I've never tasted your fancy-pants British foodstuffs.

Vanzazikon
Jun 28, 2009, 10:35 PM
Ello mate.

Outrider
Jun 29, 2009, 12:25 AM
Ha!

Now that is timing.

How are things, Kizaragu?

OrangeTippedGun
Jun 29, 2009, 03:04 AM
The Outrider comment frightens me a tad. I say a tad but I mean a little. I meant a little, but I what I'm really trying to convey is a lot.
I actually popped my head through the door a few days ago and noticed that he'd glanced upon my handsome profile that very eve. The dates seem to match up. It's only now that I've officially gone and announced myself. Coincidence? Or Black Magic?

It's almost as if he summoned me. He's either the Merlin to my King Arthur or I'm his Motherlovin' Pokemon. O_o
Like an abusive ex lover, he only has to say my name and click his heels then *poof* I appear.

I need to go lie down.

OK.
This guy is fucking awesome.

Kizaragu
Jun 29, 2009, 04:49 AM
I'm starting a pants-free zone. We've got plans to secede from the Union, and you're invited! Bring a friend and a dish to share.
Astuarlen my little love crumpet. I like your sweet sweet style. I also like the mental image of you wearing no trousers.
I've no idea what you look like, or if you are in fact female, but within my twisted noggin you resemble Megan Fox. Megan Fox in her undie pants and that makes me happy. Happy and a massive pervert. :(



Now that is timing.

How are things, Kizaragu?

Things go wheel Master O. Very Wheel. I trust leaf has treated you wheel also?
If your visually appealing physical form were in this room with me right now, I'd give you the cuddling of your life!


@Special K, T-Virus and Lancelot:
You can't have David Tennant. He's ours. Well, mine really. I'm a member of the "We love David Tennant group" on Facebook and that's as legally binding as you can get these days. If you disagree, we can wrestle.
If however you are understandably scared to face me in the ring, make your own ruddy David Tennant. Find a lady lovely and start practicing! :p

TalHex
Jun 29, 2009, 08:55 AM
I'm holding season 5 of doctor who hostage for that >.>

Outrider
Jun 29, 2009, 09:06 AM
You guys just don't understand. Kiz once wrestled a bear with his bare hands - while he was asleep!

And on another continent!

Solstis
Jun 29, 2009, 09:09 AM
I hereby denounce this "Kizaragu" as a voluptuous vagabond, a winsome widower, and a heretical hairdresser.

Photographic evidence proves [photographs pending] that he is not a tiger-striped cat, but is actually a cat-striped tiger, origins unknown [sources point to Soviet Russia]. Consider him heavy clawed and mildly flirtatious.

Kizaragu
Jun 29, 2009, 09:58 AM
I wrestled that bear and we went for drinks afterward.
Not only did I stick my foot up his back passage in the metaphorical sense, I... wait for it... you've got to really want it... footed him with the bill!
There goes the last of my credibility. That pun right there.

Ah Mr Solstis. Another familiar and welcome face. You've aged terribly. x

astuarlen
Jun 29, 2009, 11:46 AM
Oy, I fear I've bit hit on by a rancid old lecher, albeit one with excellent credentials, multiple Olympic medals in bottomless bear wrestling (quantities of bear were limited--not to be confused with beer, which flows freely at such events--but the bear abstained from trousers, same as its beater), a checkered past, allegedly striped hide, and off-the-charts nostalgia readings.

It's safe to say you ignore that infamous Solsts, at your own perl, for he s a dscple of the Dublin Doubling Dojo, schooled in the Saracen science-sorcery of sounds, and thus an ace adept of aliteration.

Vanzazikon
Jun 29, 2009, 11:59 AM
My, such character. You old farts truly were something.

Outrider
Jun 29, 2009, 12:37 PM
My, such character. You old farts truly were something.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

TalHex
Jun 29, 2009, 12:40 PM
ah, a tale of two cities, great book for quoting :wacko:

Kizaragu
Jun 29, 2009, 01:14 PM
Oy, I fear I've bit hit on by a rancid old lecher, albeit one with excellent credentials, multiple Olympic medals in bottomless bear wrestling (quantities of bear were limited--not to be confused with beer, which flows freely at such events--but the bear abstained from trousers, same as its beater), a checkered past, allegedly striped hide, and off-the-charts nostalgia readings.

All this and my own castle? I'm quite the catch.

@Van Damme: Less of the old. I'm still in my mid twenties. The sexy years.

Lance813
Jun 29, 2009, 02:37 PM
Ah, to be young and sexy. Remember one thing my tiger-striped friend, you can't fight the Axis if you have VD.

AlexCraig
Jun 29, 2009, 03:33 PM
Oi thar! Welcome back!

Outrider
Jun 29, 2009, 03:38 PM
I've found that the sexy years really are the best years.

HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 29, 2009, 03:44 PM
Welcome back.

If you ever come to the States, any chance you can smuggle over some of those British sci-fi and comedy shows? One channel several seasons out of date is not enough. :wacko:

It's all about The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Are You Being Served?, isn't it?


Being a king is illegal over here.

We've got an abundance of Queens, though.

Solstis
Jun 29, 2009, 03:46 PM
A trivial travesty, tantamount to treason, that bear wrestling.

I hear that no years were sexier than the twenties. Oh, people in their twenties? We are a dangerous bunch, capable of removing undergarments at a glance, casting aside social prerogatives by chance.

Wyndham
Jun 29, 2009, 04:26 PM
Im hungry.

TalHex
Jun 29, 2009, 04:30 PM
go eat a bear!

Wyndham
Jun 29, 2009, 04:31 PM
go eat a bear!

I need to try that!

astuarlen
Jun 29, 2009, 04:42 PM
My, such character. You old farts truly were something.

You should've seen heard smelled us after a fiery pot of Uncle Bob's famous chili.


All this and my own castle? I'm quite the catch.

@Van Damme: Less of the old. I'm still in my mid twenties. The sexy years.

Don't discount the Wonder Years, Mr. Deadliest Catch.


A trivial travesty, tantamount to treason, that bear wrestling.

I hear that no years were sexier than the twenties. Oh, people in their twenties? We are a dangerous bunch, capable of removing undergarments at a glance, casting aside social prerogatives by chance.

X-ray vision or telekinetic stripping: which do you prefer?


go eat a bear!

In Soviet Russia, yadda yadda yadda. Actually, bear eats you pretty much everywhere, so there's really no reason to travel. Have a staycation and get nommed right in your own backyard.

Randomness
Jun 29, 2009, 05:48 PM
In Soviet Russia, yadda yadda yadda. Actually, bear eats you pretty much everywhere, so there's really no reason to travel. Have a staycation and get nommed right in your own backyard.

Lol, I love how people think all bears are carnivores.

Solstis
Jun 29, 2009, 07:26 PM
Lol, I love how people think all bears are carnivores.

Bears often mistake people for quick moving bits of bamboo, honey combs, and frozen dinners. I hear they especially like to eat conceited plants.

astuarlen
Jun 29, 2009, 07:37 PM
Uh, I don't want to alarm you, Randomness, but
http://www.kerrybarnett.com/misc/badnews.jpg

astuarlen
Jun 29, 2009, 07:59 PM
Bears often mistake people for quick moving bits of bamboo, honey combs, and frozen dinners. I hear they especially like to eat conceited plants.

Not to mention things like this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Fruitoftheloom.jpg

It's no wonder a bear gets confused.
I've (embarassingly often) had to be prevented from sinking my teeth into the Oscar-Mayer Wienermobile by friends with a more accurate sense of scale.

Weeaboolits
Jun 29, 2009, 08:46 PM
Scale is overated.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Astrotrain-tv.jpg

TalHex
Jun 29, 2009, 08:49 PM
I don't know what that is, but you should totally eat it

astuarlen
Jun 29, 2009, 08:51 PM
Ronin, tell that to the fine folks at USPS. I tried to send scale mail snail mail, and it cost me more than one arm and leg.
http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/basketball/knicks/blog/Monty_Python_2__limbless_Black_Knight.jpg

Next time I'm getting a flat-rate box.

Nitro Vordex
Jul 1, 2009, 03:03 AM
The best kind of mail delivered is mail delivered yourself.

Unless you're a tax collector or porn service employee. Awkward situations ahoy!

Out_Kast
Jul 1, 2009, 01:52 PM
You can't have David Tennant. He's ours. Well, mine really. I'm a member of the "We love David Tennant group" on Facebook and that's as legally binding as you can get these days.

This. Me too. :wacko:

astuarlen
Jul 1, 2009, 02:50 PM
The British have arrived.
Now where's Zane (he was British, right? Or Australian? WHATEVER I DON'T REMEMBER)

Kizaragu
Jul 3, 2009, 02:38 PM
Mr Zane was indeed British. We bonded a little over the years. He was like a brother to me. I made him a knight. He married my sister. A dragon ate him.

Dhylec
Jul 3, 2009, 03:07 PM
A dragon ate him.
something like this? ;o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNoWTH4qUjw

astuarlen
Jul 3, 2009, 03:43 PM
R.I.P. The Beard. I hope he gave that dragon some wicked indigestion.

Randomness
Jul 3, 2009, 04:15 PM
6 seconds doesn't even count as a short clip. Especially when 4 seconds is blue title screen.

Actually, anything where the title screen is shown longer than the rest... is pure fail.

Solstis
Jul 3, 2009, 10:42 PM
6 seconds doesn't even count as a short clip. Especially when 4 seconds is blue title screen.

Actually, anything where the title screen is shown longer than the rest... is pure fail.

Little did you know that some Dragons are omnivores, nay, vegetarians, even.

astuarlen
Jul 4, 2009, 12:57 AM
Little did you know that some Dragons are omnivores, nay, vegetarians, even.

I once met a vegan dragon who made a wicked bowl of humus and was the most perfect gentleman to all callers. Luckily for him, gold and rubies are all mineral and no animal. He did complain to me, however, that he couldn't find a decent pair of imitation leather cowboy boots.

Dhylec
Jul 4, 2009, 09:07 AM
He did complain to me, however, that he couldn't find a decent pair of imitation leather cowboy boots.
should get from this cowboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3gBX5wS2Zo

Outrider
Jul 6, 2009, 11:07 AM
I once met a vegan dragon who made a wicked bowl of humus and was the most perfect gentleman to all callers. Luckily for him, gold and rubies are all mineral and no animal. He did complain to me, however, that he couldn't find a decent pair of imitation leather cowboy boots.

He still went around maiming people and burning villages to the ground. He just didn't eat anybody.

Vanzazikon
Jul 6, 2009, 05:16 PM
And stealing princesses, that bastard. *shakes fist*

astuarlen
Jul 6, 2009, 06:55 PM
He still went around maiming people and burning villages to the ground. He just didn't eat anybody.

Not sure about the maiming part, but if the villages are certifiably animal- and animal product-free then they're totally fair game. Burn all the thatched roofs you want, you wingaling dragon you!