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Volcompat321
Jul 9, 2009, 08:22 PM
Hey, this is a true story. Me and my friend wrote this song about another friend, as a joke of course.
Read and listen at your own discretion.
Listen to the music as you read, it goes along with the instrumentals of No Handlebars.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNRTMcZzZiA

[SPOILER-BOX]I can walk to my mom's all by myself
all by myself
all by myself

I can walk to my mom's all by myself
all by myself
all by myself

look at me, look at me
chest full of hair and it's good to be
ALIVE
And I'm not a famous rapper
because my hands are crookedy
I can show you how to "Gug-ke-gug"
I can show you how to stalk a stripper
I can fuckin' lose the remote control
I can almost put my hands together
I can open the door to me mammy's van
I can tell you about Jenna Jameson
I know all the words to "Fuck tha Police"
And I can almost open a soda can
me and my friends saw Jenna's puss
me and my cousin made a comic book
guess how long it took
I can't do many things that I want but, look:

My mom can kick you out of The Kyle Home
of The Kyle Home
of The Kyle Home

I can talk for hours on the telephone
on the telephone
on the telephone

Don't touch me
Don't touch me
Just bawled because I sit down to pee
I jive!
I clutch to all girls
all curled up and crookedy
I have money but I'm still a real bore
I'll only ever get off to a magazine
I can design a handjob machine sixty-four
strokes to a gallon of vaseline
I can't take antibiotics
I can make my mom clean John's vomitous affliction
I think I know how to run a business
I can get you a discount on product
Movin', shakin' and convulsin'
I pay my friends so we'll have a future
I can see the wires that control my Bose system
I can't do anything without assistance
I can sing in Rock Band with a microphone
with a microphone
with a microphone
I have to shit at home, my mom thinks I'm cool
thinks I'm cool
thinks I'm cool

look at me
look at me
I'm seizing and it won't stop
Anna is so good to me
In my mind, she's on top
She said no to the pole
My power, Emmure
My dick is crooked
My mom is pure
I can't stop all this fuckin' shakin'
If I don't get my way, fits of exasperation
Once my dick heals from the lacerations
tear it up again with chronic masturbation
I can make anybody sniff the couch kari leaked on
Just because I was done licking it and
I can't do anything without permission
Mom's got it all under her command
I can tell you 'bout the time that I died
that I died
that I died
and I can end a dinner by seizuring
by seizuring
by seizuring
and I can make things weird with my LOLocaust
with my LOLocaust
with my LOLocaust
with my LOLocaust
with my LOLocaust
with my LOLocaust

I can walk to my mom's all by myself
all by myself
all by myself

I can walk to my mom's all by myself
all by myself
all by myself[/SPOILER-BOX]