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Konekochan07
Jul 29, 2009, 06:34 PM
I realize that some ppl don't have accounts on the official forums, but I figured everyone could have some fun with this.

http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?t=290952

So, if you want, post your letters here!

^^It's fun! ^^

Ryno
Jul 29, 2009, 06:53 PM
Dear Casino, Thank you. for thr 85 gold coins you gave me. :)

Volcompat321
Jul 29, 2009, 06:58 PM
Dear whoever,


I'm tired, hungry, and bored. Give me something to do.



Thanks,
Volcompat321

tadtwisted
Jul 29, 2009, 07:24 PM
Dear MOD,


Please close this pointless thread.

Magus_84
Jul 29, 2009, 07:39 PM
Dear MOD,


Please close this pointless thread.

Dear Twisted,

Please explain how this is "pointless" when half the (posting) community here is error'd so they can't play, and only three topics have been posted in at-all in the past two hours?

PS: If you ever get lost or have to put your return address on mail, you might wanna un-typo your location.


Much <3,

-Not a mod

gratefulgriz
Jul 29, 2009, 07:41 PM
Dear Sega
Please make a 2D Phantasy Star game for the Nintendo DS, something like PS IV. Zero is cool and all, but seriously. Thank you.

Alamar
Jul 29, 2009, 07:42 PM
Dear MOD,


Please close this pointless thread.



To Whom it may concern,

Please give this Person a sense of humor.

Thank you,

Humored.

Volcompat321
Jul 29, 2009, 07:52 PM
Dear MOD,


Please close this pointless thread.

Dear MOD,

Please remove this obviously pointless post.




Thanks again,
Volcompat321


Posting about pointless threads/posts are as pointless as the first post. Which makes this post pointless, which makes anyone else that talks about how pointless this post and thread are, pointless. Get it?

joefro
Jul 29, 2009, 08:09 PM
Dear Ubakrada and Nava Ludda,

Please, stop ganging up on my beast and making him use two scape dolls in a row.

Dear Ubakrada and Ollaka,

Quit knocking me over!

Dear Ubakrada,

Go die.

Dear De Rol Lei and White Beast,

Thanks for the serafi boards and the burga board. Please, stop giving me yamata/sanzu boards, even the npc doesn't like them.
P.S. Gib Rabol Rolei/Tiga De Ragan kthx

Dear Howzer,

You don't use any weapons when I fight you but you drop a PhotonChargeCosmo when I kill you. Why are you carrying that when you have nothing to charge with it? I know you have your Illuminus Tag/Vijieri Resist, so next time please drop one of those for me.

Sincerely,

joefro

Lord Yurka
Jul 29, 2009, 08:36 PM
To whom it may concern,
Please let me meet players that don't whine on the mic all the time. My ears....they bleed

Sincerly,

Yurka

Anduril
Jul 29, 2009, 09:53 PM
Dear De Ragnus,
Please drop more Dorsos, or at least let me pick them directly from your lifeless corpse as opposed having to wait to see if one shows up in one box.
With love and admiration,
Anduril

Chuck_Norris
Jul 29, 2009, 10:05 PM
Dear Magashi,
Get a better weapon.

pinkace
Jul 29, 2009, 11:10 PM
Dear Howzer,

You don't use any weapons when I fight you but you drop a PhotonChargeCosmo when I kill you. Why are you carrying that when you have nothing to charge with it? I know you have your Illuminus Tag/Vijieri Resist, so next time please drop one of those for me.

Sincerely,

joefro


Awesome.

edit:

not funny then.

Calsetes
Jul 29, 2009, 11:14 PM
Dear Sega
Please make a 2D Phantasy Star game for the Nintendo DS, something like PS IV. Zero is cool and all, but seriously. Thank you.

I completely agree with this. Make anime cutscenes in it too, and if needed make it on PSP if the file size is an issue. Thanks.

Tetsaru
Jul 29, 2009, 11:18 PM
Dear Segac,

For the love of God, PLEASE stop ruining Sonic and Phantasy Star, and stop sucking so much. You used to be cool back in the day, but now I have no respect for you anymore. What was once a fun childhood playing your games has turned into a bitter experience as an adult. Wtf happened? Maybe you're still hot over in Japan, but over here in the states, nowadays you're laughable compared to the likes of other companies like Square-Enix, Blizzard, Capcom, Konami, Nintendo, etc.

I want the old Sonic back. A good old side-scroller game along the lines of Sonic 3 + Knuckles or Sonic CD would be a breath of fresh air and a godsend to veteran and purist gamers. Stop giving the blue blur a sword and making him turn into a werewolf - you're not impressing anyone.

I also want to see a new, better online Phantasy Star game, one run by a TALENTED development team that knows how to run an MMORPG. PSU is poorly programmed and in many ways falls flat of its predecessor, PSO, which is pretty sad imo, considering that the list of things wrong with the game is so lengthy that I don't feel like posting them, in fear of boring myself and the rest of the forum viewers here who already know about them all. The only redeeming factors of the current game are its battle system and its character customization, which themselves can be improved upon.

I am pleased to hear that some of your games, such as Valkyria Chronicles and The Conduit, seem to be doing well so far. If only you would apply the same methods to your signature series...

Regrettably,

Tetsaru

darkante
Jul 29, 2009, 11:26 PM
Dear bosses,
stop dying in 5 seconds.


Thank you,

Darkante.

Mimo
Jul 29, 2009, 11:45 PM
Dear Spammers,

Please stop making my pc lag... :cry:

~♡
Mimo n.n

Genoa
Jul 29, 2009, 11:48 PM
sounds like someone needs better hardware ;o

anywho
Dear Sega,
Whatever your next MMO is, make it then give it to someone else to properly host it online.
kthx

Mimo
Jul 29, 2009, 11:54 PM
Oh yeah your so right! Population is dead in pc/ps2 side. 8D

Dear Santa/SEGA,
Plz get me a better pc and a better mmo <:

Ethateral
Jul 30, 2009, 12:24 AM
Dear SEGAC,

Fix the 360 lag. Kthx. Give me caek too, pretty pl0x.

With much love,

Ethateral

pinkace
Jul 30, 2009, 05:14 PM
Dear Segac,


Dear SEGAC,


This thread is for letters to monsters, bosses and other NPC's. You want this thread:

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=165823


... but Tetsaru, you already wrote a whi.. err letter on that thread.

EDIT: no you didn't! sorry about that. Would you like me to paste your letter there? :)

Rust
Jul 30, 2009, 05:32 PM
Dear Rust,

if you were a NPC so I could have your partner card, that'd be awesome.

Regards,

Rust

Kylie
Jul 30, 2009, 06:44 PM
I don't need to write a letter because I talk to my NPC's daily. They're my best friends. ^____^

Ethateral
Jul 30, 2009, 09:06 PM
This thread is for letters to monsters, bosses and other NPC's. You want this thread:

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=165823


... but Tetsaru, you already wrote a whi.. err letter on that thread.

EDIT: no you didn't! sorry about that. Would you like me to paste your letter there? :)

Tell that to the rest of the people that said "Dear Sega". ;3

Delete
Jul 30, 2009, 11:22 PM
Dear Gol Dova

Can you please stop glitching and making me get stuck in your body and getting killed usually twice?

Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Jul 30, 2009, 11:24 PM
Dear Jarba,

Stop spitting Megid. Please.

PS: Die in a lake full of pirahnas.

Neoptolemus
Jul 30, 2009, 11:27 PM
Dear Monomate,
Why are you everywhere? Is it because you multiply like horney bunnies when we have our backs turned to you? Do you honestly think that you are useful to level 160 characters on an S2 run? It would take almost half a stack of you just to heal a vahra's fireball. Your cousin, Trimate, is better at his job than you. Maybe you should job shadow him for a few weeks.
Thanks!
- Neo

Dear Trimate,
I put in a good word for you with Monomate. Now please work when I ask you to instead of half of a second AFTER the monsters kill me.
Yours truly,
- Neo

Dear Moon Atomizer,
I am sorry, but due to the effectiveness of Scape Doll, we are forced to give you the pink slip. Good luck in your future career, whatever it may be.
- Management
P.S. - Please tell Moon Atomizer X that we would like to speak to him

Delete
Jul 30, 2009, 11:45 PM
Dear Drops
To all the Vestaline,vulcaline,kerseline,Grinder Base A's,ETC
Why the hell are you dropping in S2 runs?

LuigiMario
Jul 31, 2009, 12:03 AM
Dear God,

End all these people's suffering.

The_Brimada
Jul 31, 2009, 10:40 AM
Dear Howzer,

You don't use any weapons when I fight you but you drop a PhotonChargeCosmo when I kill you. Why are you carrying that when you have nothing to charge with it? I know you have your Illuminus Tag/Vijieri Resist, so next time please drop one of those for me.

Sincerely,

joefro

I lol'd so hard, and I feel the exact same way. In other news, I sold some stuff to make 30 mil since I gave up on the tag, but then someone bought the color I wanted and there's no more(of that color) in shop. Guess I'm forced to tango with Professor Shoop Da Whoop hands once more. Aka Doogie Howzer.

Calsetes
Jul 31, 2009, 10:45 AM
Dear Killer Elite:

Run. Run and hide. Pray that your closest loved ones, all those other nice rare weapons and boards that I want, are all out of town when I find you. There will be tiny screws, and little photon packs, and wires, and all sorts of bits and pieces of you lying around when I find you. You have angered me for the last time.

If you come peacefully, then I will consider letting you tell your loved ones how much you'll miss them while you're indentured in servitude to me, and give you one chance to give up your friends while you still have PP left in your body. I will find you. I will most likely destroy you trying to make you in my PM.

My name is Innigo Montoya. You killed my dream; prepare to die.

Tetsaru
Jul 31, 2009, 11:03 AM
This thread is for letters to monsters, bosses and other NPC's. You want this thread:

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=165823


... but Tetsaru, you already wrote a whi.. err letter on that thread.

EDIT: no you didn't! sorry about that. Would you like me to paste your letter there? :)

My bad! >_< Maybe a mod can move that post there for me, if they would be so kind. :3

Of course, it's already been well-established that Segac doesn't listen to us, so I don't see much point... :disapprove:

If I had to write a letter to someone/something IN-GAME, I guess it'd be this:

Dear NPC shops,

Stop selling Scape Dolls. Those items are meant to be FOUND, not sold. You're one of the main reasons why the game too easy for a lot of people. =/

darkante
Jul 31, 2009, 11:38 AM
My bad! >_< Maybe a mod can move that post there for me, if they would be so kind. :3

Of course, it's already been well-established that Segac doesn't listen to us, so I don't see much point... :disapprove:

If I had to write a letter to someone/something IN-GAME, I guess it'd be this:

Dear NPC shops,

Stop selling Scape Dolls. Those items are meant to be FOUND, not sold. You're one of the main reasons why the game too easy for a lot of people. =/

I think that Scape Dolls should be removed all together.
Lessen end/stamina requirement for status immunity.
Maybe 15 to resist Lv 1 status effect including Megid and add 5 for every extra level.

I think that would be a start.

W0LB0T
Jul 31, 2009, 12:26 PM
Dear Sega

http://55chan.org/c/src/122585636726.jpg

Yours Sincerly
PSU General

Volcompat321
Jul 31, 2009, 01:09 PM
Oh shi- W0LB0T in PSU General :o

pinkace
Jul 31, 2009, 09:00 PM
My name is Innigo Montoya. You killed my dream; prepare to die.

HA!!


Of course, it's already been well-established that Segac doesn't listen to us, so I don't see much point... :disapprove:



Now now, 2009 is the year of the comeback :) ain't ya heard? (http://www.phantasystaruniverse.com/community_quests.php?item=20090807preload)

Lord Yurka
Jul 31, 2009, 09:07 PM
Dear Howzer,

You're not Stretch Armstrong, so stop trying

Sincerly,
Yurka

Konekochan07
Jul 31, 2009, 09:29 PM
Dear Pannons,

Please join my Army to overtake Gurhal! ^-^ There are cookies involved...>.>

~Koneko

Noblewine
Aug 1, 2009, 08:48 PM
Dear Kakwane,

I hate you stop using Damdiga. >.<;;

Q.U.I.C.K.S.I.L.V.E.R
Aug 1, 2009, 11:18 PM
Dear University of Scranton,

Get rid of your shitty clean access program so I can play PSU

Sincerely, QuickSilver

joefro
Aug 1, 2009, 11:46 PM
Dear spammers on 5th floor,

Put your gear in your shop if it ain't worth more than a stack. Ex: Vish Feara 50%, grats but those are easy to make so quit spamming it in ma lobby!

Sincerely, J72

P.S.

Quit spamming Milla Hunt! It's a lie! Why would anyone join a random "milla ima boot u on rar spown hunt"?

Lucky Dearly
Aug 1, 2009, 11:54 PM
Dear Rappy Latan

Will you guys be dropping Pumpkin Trick this year? Or did Segac glitch your seasonal drop again?

p.s will we ever see Rappy Gugg and Igg at the same time in Dancing Birds?

RadiantLegend
Aug 2, 2009, 01:49 PM
Dear Killer Elite:

Run. Run and hide. Pray that your closest loved ones, all those other nice rare weapons and boards that I want, are all out of town when I find you. There will be tiny screws, and little photon packs, and wires, and all sorts of bits and pieces of you lying around when I find you. You have angered me for the last time.

If you come peacefully, then I will consider letting you tell your loved ones how much you'll miss them while you're indentured in servitude to me, and give you one chance to give up your friends while you still have PP left in your body. I will find you. I will most likely destroy you trying to make you in my PM.

My name is Innigo Montoya. You killed my dream; prepare to die.

Dear Dark Fish,

Spare this man's sanity by granting his wish. Give him that which he seeks. His wrath will continue to hunt you.

Like seriously NOW!,

RadiantLegend

Calsetes
Aug 3, 2009, 08:11 AM
Dear Dark Fish,

Spare this man's sanity by granting his wish. Give him that which he seeks. His wrath will continue to hunt you.

Like seriously NOW!,

RadiantLegend

Hahahahaha, I wish it'd drop, but I've already given up hope that I'll get one before we get that S3 mission that drops it also, just like I gave up hoping for a Tiga de Ragan and a Milla during this time, as I have neither the time to sink in to finding one nor the amazing luck to actually get the drop when it DOES drop. So, I guess I'll just use the event to do random things, and then spam the crap out of Hill of Spores after the next event (the Moatoob GBR).

LuigiMario
Aug 5, 2009, 02:12 PM
Dear God,

End all these people's suffering.

I standby this wish.