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W0LB0T
Aug 27, 2009, 04:12 AM
So, yo be rollin' down tha street wit yo pants down low, when some dudes who be bad start be dissin yo.

What does you do.

A. Beat the living fuck out of them
B. Diss they mumma's
C. call the police
d. All of the above
:E . Grab ye flask

kskott
Aug 27, 2009, 05:35 AM
:E .

Meyfei
Aug 27, 2009, 06:42 AM
So, yo be rollin' down tha street wit yo pants down low, when some dudes who be bad start be dissin yo.

What does you do.

A. Beat the living fuck out of them
B. Diss they mumma's
C. call the police
d. All of the above
:E . Grab ye flask
F. dem upz ;D

Nitro Vordex
Aug 27, 2009, 08:26 AM
:E .

SStrikerR
Aug 27, 2009, 10:43 AM
B. Your mom jokes are the shiznitz. Not >_>

astuarlen
Aug 27, 2009, 12:36 PM
http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/75/Get_Ye_Flask_Shirt_Close.png/150px-Get_Ye_Flask_Shirt_Close.png

TalHex
Aug 27, 2009, 03:25 PM
:E le duh

Outrider
Aug 27, 2009, 03:40 PM
A, cause they don't know who they're messing with:
http://www.consolepassion.co.uk/UserFiles/sega-megadrive-streets-of-rage-pal.jpg

Shadowpawn
Aug 27, 2009, 04:45 PM
A.
http://www.consolepassion.co.uk/UserFiles/sega-megadrive-streets-of-rage-pal.jpg

Nitro Vordex
Aug 27, 2009, 05:01 PM
Get ye Genesis. :E

Leviathan
Aug 27, 2009, 05:27 PM
A. Only because Shadowpawn posted a picture.

Randomness
Aug 27, 2009, 06:06 PM
A. No reason.

SpikeOtacon
Aug 27, 2009, 06:35 PM
:E dat shit

Gentlemen
Aug 27, 2009, 11:55 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

W0LB0T
Aug 28, 2009, 03:58 AM
So you grab ye flask and take a swig. The flask contained power scotch. you feel your body filling with the power of all of Scotland, a thick scotch mist covers the street.

You shout "I punch you feckin' face!" and punch them all in the face, and they die.

after all this drinkin' and murderin', you feel hungry.
your options are:

a: McDonalds
B: Ye Olde english fish 'n' chips
C: Sucrepsohingtons french restraunt
D: barrys 23 hour liquor.

Bomber The Cosmonaut
Aug 28, 2009, 04:20 AM
A. Fo sheezy.
Because when it's D, I'm always beating somebody ass, Barry's 23 Hour Liquor is closed durin dat time.

Outrider
Aug 28, 2009, 10:05 AM
A, because my friends are all hungry for real food after standing around and flexing all day:
http://www.consolepassion.co.uk/UserFiles/sega-megadrive-streets-of-rage-pal.jpg

astuarlen
Aug 28, 2009, 11:37 AM
You'd best be jokin', boys. Haven't you been to rants recently?

PwNeR
Aug 28, 2009, 04:15 PM
B. Cuz I want some fish and chips right now.

Outrider
Aug 28, 2009, 04:39 PM
http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Streets_of_Rage_GEN_ScreenShot4.jpg

SStrikerR
Aug 28, 2009, 07:38 PM
A for lulz.

Shadowpawn
Aug 28, 2009, 07:43 PM
A, maybe we'll run into a boss.

Vanzazikon
Aug 28, 2009, 08:01 PM
A. We want to punch sharp boomerangs.

astuarlen
Aug 28, 2009, 08:15 PM
You know, eating at McDonalds is only going to make you/us/me/CYOAprotag sick. How will we kick ass while incapacitated by nausea?

Nitro Vordex
Sep 3, 2009, 12:59 AM
How are we gonna kick ass if we've got greasy fingers? Grapples just don't work in situations such as that!

astuarlen
Sep 3, 2009, 01:08 AM
How are we gonna kick ass if W0lb0t doesn't get his butt down under here and make a post?

The world may never know.

CrimsomWolf
Sep 3, 2009, 01:54 AM
D.)

Because McDonald's crap, I don't like fish and I don't like french cooking style.

Alnet
Sep 3, 2009, 06:04 AM
D.

You can buy a cheap bottle of liquor, break it over some random person's head, take their wallet, and go to a restaurant not on the list~