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TheOneHero
Sep 13, 2009, 08:22 PM
1. Grab the shotgun
2. Make a profile
3. Call Ash Williams for help
4. Punch them in the throat

Shadowpawn
Sep 13, 2009, 08:23 PM
5. ???
6. Profit!

SStrikerR
Sep 13, 2009, 08:25 PM
3. Call TOH to ninja their asses.I pick 3. It's so crazy it just might work! :wacko:

Volcompat321
Sep 13, 2009, 08:26 PM
Do I need a robot hand?

Vanzazikon
Sep 13, 2009, 08:31 PM
4. Punch them in the throat.

Randomness
Sep 13, 2009, 08:31 PM
Option 5:Run to the office building, go to the top floor, and hit the red button.

Alternatively:

Option 6:Scream "This is VR! Lemme out!"

Nitro Vordex
Sep 13, 2009, 09:13 PM
Option 7: Zombie Sparta kick TOH off of the roof.

[spoiler-box]:wacko:[/spoiler-box]

TalHex
Sep 13, 2009, 09:49 PM
Option 8. Jump epically off the tallest building in the city using anti gravity boots, only to get owned OBJECTION style.

TheOneHero
Sep 13, 2009, 10:11 PM
You run up and punch a zombie in his decaying throat, completely decapitating him and knocking his body into a few more oncoming zombies, buying yourself precious time. Seeing a nearby jeep (with it's previous owners dead inside) you:

I. Jump inside and head out of town
II. Make your way to a Costco or Sam's Club
III. Update your Facebook status
IV. Check the AM stations on the jeep's radio for information

Nitro Vordex
Sep 13, 2009, 10:11 PM
I, preferably off roading.

kskott
Sep 13, 2009, 10:14 PM
2. Shouldn't fight zombies on an empty stomach

Randomness
Sep 13, 2009, 10:15 PM
V:Scream "Let me out of this VR!" and win instantly.

But seriously, I. Lets get some roadkill.

TalHex
Sep 13, 2009, 10:31 PM
II. Costco has everything you would ever need to survive. TV, videogames, computers, food, and most of all: free samples

Shadowpawn
Sep 13, 2009, 10:40 PM
III.

FOCL.

TheOneHero
Sep 14, 2009, 12:31 AM
Needs more tie breaking, or I'll ask Mr. Washington.

http://www.coinfacts.com/quarter_dollars/50_states_quarters/50_states_quarter_obv_large.jpg

astuarlen
Sep 14, 2009, 12:42 AM
Blow up the Jeep because it's an ugly piece of junk (product placement has no business in my CYOA), then wait for some deus ex machina with sock-knockin' special effects to save you.

Mixfortune
Sep 14, 2009, 12:56 AM
Needs more tie breaking, or I'll ask Mr. Washington.

http://www.coinfacts.com/quarter_dollars/50_states_quarters/50_states_quarter_obv_large.jpg

If you wanted a tiebreaker you shouldn't have chosen a yin and yang coin.

TheOneHero
Sep 14, 2009, 02:45 AM
You run toward the jeep and push the driver's body into the passenger seat with the other, you'll have to remove the bodies later, there's too many zombies coming too quickly!

It's not long before you're plowing into a horde of walking dead and making your way off the main road into backwoods trails. One good bump sends the original driver flying out the open jeep, you swing around to see the body tumble and rip apart on set of boulders and fallen branches, in doing so you notice some bags and equipment in the back of the jeep.

You're a good distance away from the city now, and it seems the zombie threat is minimal. You can hear running water not far to the east (away from the city) and checking your phone you notice you have service:

A. Go through the equipment in the back
B. Dispose of the dead female passenger
C. Make a phone call: (Choose between Ash Williams, Officer John McClane, or John Connor)
D. Set up camp and rest awhile

kskott
Sep 14, 2009, 03:28 AM
C. Call Ash. He seems to have experience with these sorts of things

Nitro Vordex
Sep 14, 2009, 08:44 AM
B, don't want that bitch getting animated at a bad time.

TalHex
Sep 14, 2009, 09:34 AM
B.

I'm the re-animator~
[spoiler-box]C'mon boys and girls,
come a little closer.
I'm the reanimator.

C'mon!
Reanimate your feet!

If you're feeling dead I'll be your reanimator
I've got the way to bring you to life
A superior existence with no one to control you
Where you can always do what you like

Let me give you some green color and you will ask for more
You will see that you never felt this way before
Party without limits, have sex and don't be blue
Freedom is eternal for you, you, you!

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Reanimate your feet!

All you people listen to your reanimator
Don't hesitate and give it a try
And you'll be quite satisfied just as long as I can give you
A guarantee that you'll never die

Let me give you some green color and you will ask for more
You will see that you never felt this way before
Party without limits, have sex and don't be blue
Freedom is eternal for you you you

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Reanimate your feet!
Reanimate your feet!

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Reanimate your feet! [/spoiler-box]

Adriano
Sep 14, 2009, 02:56 PM
E. Keep driving until I'm in Forks ,Washington, looking for some teenage vampires, who could no doubt whoop~ some zombie ass.

TheOneHero
Sep 14, 2009, 10:32 PM
You decide it's best to take care of the female passenger, as you approach she claws wildly toward you and struggles with the seat belt, trying to get free to eat your face. Looking around you find a large rock, pick it up, and throw it at her head. On target! Her brains ooze out from the large crater and you're safe.

After disposing of her body, you go through the equipment in the back. You find some food rations, water, camping supplies, a shotgun and a few handguns. You decide:

1A. Head to the frozen north
1B. Stop running away and kick ass (head back to town)
1C. Shoot yourself in the face
1D. Make a phone call: (Choose between Mr. T and Hulk Hogan)

Randomness
Sep 14, 2009, 10:39 PM
Damnd, that's a tempting 1D.

I choose 1D:Call Mr. T(OH)?

TheOneHero
Sep 15, 2009, 04:27 PM
Holding 3, you're connected to Mr. T via speed dial.

"What's up, fool!?"
"Mr. T! Zombies have overrun my city, I'm hiding out in the woods a few miles out."
"You don't need to worry about zombies in your woods fool!"

You hear leaves rustle, though looking around yields nothing.

"What do you mean?"

In the next moment, a very large grizzly bear tackles you from behind and rips your head off.

"I pity the fool!"

Outrider
Sep 16, 2009, 10:17 AM
>Load last checkpoint

astuarlen
Sep 16, 2009, 12:36 PM
>Load last checkpoint

Holding 3, you're connected to Mr. T via speed dial.

"What's up, fool!?"
"Mr. T! Zombies have overrun my city, I'm hiding out in the woods a few miles out."
"You don't need to worry about zombies in your woods fool!"

You hear leaves rustle, though looking around yields nothing.

"What do you mean?"

In the next moment, a very large grizzly bear tackles you from behind and rips your head off.

"I pity the fool!"


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Outrider
Sep 16, 2009, 12:53 PM
>Load saved game: "The Endening" August 07, 2009 63:03:56 Final Showdown