BILLY MAYS IS AN OXYMORON

[W0LB0T]

THINK ABOUT IT.

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REMEMBER. WHEN TALKING ABOUT BILLY MAYS, ONE MUST USE ONLY ALL CAPS. BECAUSE BILLY MAYS LIVED LIFE ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME.

[PwNeR]

PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW BILLY MAYS IS AN OXYMORON.

[Shadowpawn]

YES, I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW!

[Powder Keg]

IF BILLY MAYS IS AN OXYMORON, OR IF OXI CLEAN CLEANS OXYMORONS, IT SURE AS HELL IS WITH NO ADDITIONAL SHIPPING--GUARANTEED!

[HUnewearl_Meira]

REMEMBER. WHEN TALKING ABOUT BILLY MAYS, ONE MUST USE ONLY ALL CAPS. BECAUSE BILLY MAYS LIVED LIFE ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME.

COCAINE WILL DO THAT TO YOU.

[W0LB0T]

COCAINE WILL DO THAT TO YOU.

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[Nitro Vordex]

I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE CLEANSING POWER OF OXYANGEGLOBOOM!

[Dhylec]

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DO DA HEALTHIER COKE!
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[HUnewearl_Meira]

DO DA HEALTHIER COKE!
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MUST. BUY. CANE.

[Nai_Calus]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BAG OF HOLDING.

ARE YOU TIRED OF LUGGING TREASURE AROUND IN COUNTLESS HEAVY SACKS? THEN YOU NEED THE NEW BAG OF HOLDING. IT DOES THE WORK OF DOZENS OF MUNDANE SACKS, BUT ALWAYS WEIGHS THE SAME EASY-TO-CARRY WEIGHT. AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A NORMAL BAG, SO IT WON'T ATTRACT THIEVES. NEVER CARRY AROUND DOZENS OF SACKS AGAIN! THE BAG OF HOLDING IS ALL YOU NEED.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! CALL NOW, AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER, AND WE'LL EVEN THROW IN THIS HEWARD'S HANDY HAVERSACK FOR FREE, JUST PAY SEPERATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING. TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO FIT MUCH IN YOUR HEAVY BACKPACK? THE HEWARD'S HANDY HAVERSACK HOLDS ALL KINDS OF BULKY HEAVY ITEMS, AND NEVER WEIGHS MORE THAN FIVE POUNDS. YOU GET THE BAG OF HOLDING, A SECOND BAG OF HOLDING, AND THE HEWARD'S HANDY HAVERSACK, ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 1,995 GOLD PIECES PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING. HERE'S HOW TO ORDER.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

THEY STILL PLAY HIS COMMERCIALS POSTHUMOUSLY-YO

I THINK I BOOKMARKED SOME COMPUTER ADD ON! MAYBE BROWSER RELATED THAT MAKES EVERYTHING CAPS BUT WHATCHU NEED THAT CRAPZ FOR WHEN YOU CAN GET DOWN WITH SHIFT YOURSELF OR THE LOCK-BUT NOT DHYLOCK!