Party at barry's house 2: Judgement day.

[W0LB0T]

The follow up to the smash hit CYOA Party at barrys house

Current song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lj-17kkUZ8

Your good mate barry is throwing another bangin' party at his house. You look through your fridge for some booze to take with you. All you have left is:

A. that 6 pack of light beer that has been sitting there for years.
B. A carton of orange juice so old that it has fermented.
C. The six pack you bourght today to bring to the party
D. DGAF

[Randomness]

B. Orange wine!

[Nitro Vordex]

BBBBBBBBBB

[PwNeR]

A. It's probably still good.

[Nai_Calus]

D.GAF

[SStrikerR]

A. that 6 pack of light beer that has been sitting there for years. Bangin' party my ass.
B. A carton of orange juice so old that it has fermented. The logical choice.
C. The six pack you bourght today to bring to the party. Originality -1
D. DGAF Sounds like this is the guy who wasn't invited's response.

Bee!!

[astuarlen]

Random, Nitro, and Striker are all going to die most horribly.

I vote for D. That's a seasonal craft brew, right?

[Waki Miko Syamemaru!]

I'm going the safest route and going with Astuarlen. Mostly because I am a cybernetic android from the future sent back to protect Astuarlen from the T-1000 menace and make sure she doesn't eat that bowl of ramen sitting a few inches away from her.


Also....GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

[astuarlen]

Will the bowl of ramen be sent from the future/past, as well, because it has not yet arrived. I just hope the sender(s) get the coordinates right; I wouldn't want a hot pot of noodles to land in my lap. ;(

[Nitro Vordex]

Technically, you might only get noodles, they can't send the bowl back can they?

[astuarlen]

Depends if it's a time-travel-safe bowl or not (and, of course, what you can do and what you should do are two rarely overlapping sets). Ordinary glass, for instance, is an incredibly poor choice, while certain types of advanced bio-inspired synthetic polymers are suggested. A cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Edition#Episodes_and_plot) strikes me as a highly creative option, if a bit irresponsible.
Regardless of their material, I always use containers with secure lids for sending potentially volatile substances via time mail.

[SpikeOtacon]

B is the only choice. Breakfast of champions.

[astuarlen]

Only zombies can drink that rot and survive.

[CrimsomWolf]

B, Baby!

[Waki Miko Syamemaru!]

Only zombies can drink that rot and survive.

Or if you have the Ghoul soul equipped. Then its a great health restoring drink!

[W0LB0T]

So you grab the carefully grab the carton of fermented juice, making sure that fucker don't explode and mess up your threads.

You roll on down to barrys joint, and it looks like the party is just getting started.

You strut inside but no one seems to take any notice. You place your fermented OJ with all the other drinks, which happens to be a bathtub filled with Ice.

You grab a beer, and thats when you realise that there is no tunes playing. So you stroll over to the jukebox, barrys good ol' fashoned Wurlitzer. But the true horror on sets when you glance at the track list. Nothing but rock ballards. Damm that barry has a bad taste in music.

You only know 3 songs on there, so which one do you pick.

A. 18 and Life - Skid Row
B. Janie's got a gun - Aerosmith
C. Hard Sun - Eddie Vedder
d. DGAF

[astuarlen]

I don't know any of the songs on there, apparently, thus I am forced to choose D.

[Outrider]

WHERE IS WHITE SNAKE.

[SStrikerR]

She ain't never gonna be the saaaaaaame!

[Nitro Vordex]

WHERE IS WHITE SNAKE.
This.

[Outrider]

I'd like to choose option E - Create a White Snake CD out of sheer force of will.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs

(I just have this song on my mind today for one reason or another.)

[Waki Miko Syamemaru!]

I'd like to choose option E - Create a White Snake CD out of sheer force of will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs

(I just have this song on my mind today for one reason or another.)

I concur. As a matter of fact I too will lend a hand in the creation of said White Snake CD.

[Nitro Vordex]

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN WHITE SNAKE!

[Leviathan]

White Snaaaaaaake.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

White Snaaaaaaake.
SEFjo's All Hallow's Eve disguise?


!

[spoiler-box]http://www.offworld.com/oimages/mgspw_09.jpg[/spoiler-box]

!!!!
(multiplayer PSP style)

[W0LB0T]

You decide you DGAF about those songs. Why isn't there any whitesnake godammit! Whilst being dissapointed by the song list Barry comse over, hits random on the jukebox and starts chatting with you

(This is what you fuckers get for trying to choose option E. there is no option E, only pain)

Current song. (Ah fuck!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeGmjtumSg

So you say some things to barry, but these are in no way affecting the story line, untill me mentions the fine ladies at the party. You scope out the party and find 4 babes prime for the picking.

A.Barrys Sister.
B.hot chick on dance floor.
C.good looking woman by the booze.
D.Fine looking babe on the couch.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

C - por pavor.
If woman swooning don't work out (likely) there's booze to do something else @ said party or it will also up everyone's sexy quotient when you are overboozed, including your drunk fumbling stumbling self!

[astuarlen]

There's a whole lotta heteronormativity up in here.

[Nitro Vordex]

DDDDDDDDD

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

E:Bad looking booze by the poster of a woman without the "hot" or "fine" or "good" adjectives attached
Because if bad movies (or at least knowing they exist) matters, "Hot Chick" = Rob Schneider: dance floor or no dance floor.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

B: Because bad movies, they exist due to bad decisions,
and that "Hot Chick" probably = Rob Schneider: better dance more on the dance floor with famous people.
Get your picture in the news and everything.

[Leviathan]

D. She's passed out isn't she? Easy~

[Outrider]

There is no way to pick up a girl while Nickelback is playing.

There is no way to do anything successfully while Nickelback is playing.

Unless what you're trying to do is suck.

[astuarlen]

D. She's passed out isn't she? Easy~

Rapey~


There is no way to pick up a girl while Nickelback is playing.

There is no way to do anything successfully while Nickelback is playing.

Unless what you're trying to do is suck.

http://www.bahamaspress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ad-kfc-zinger-sandwich-mxb.jpg

I think you could probably puncture your eardrums with a Bic pen while Nickelback was playing, but you might end up regretting that (unless you're in some sort of Nickelback plays on repeat, forever and ever and ever Hell).

[spoiler-box]Full disclosure: I don't think Nickelback is THAAAAAAT bad, based on a couple hit tunes I used to hear on the radio, but they definitely set the bar solidly in the mediocre zone--and that's low enough to make the limbo rather awkward.[/spoiler-box]

[Outrider]

http://aplmnocomic.googlepages.com/comic108small.jpg

It's true.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

English professors, zombie wholesalers.

Should've known, all these readings of words by dead guys and gals.

[CrimsomWolf]

D.) - I mean, she's ffffiiiinnnnneeee right? And passed out/drunk/in the mood.

Back-up option:

C.) Even if it fails, there's still booze.

[Outrider]

Passed out/drunk =/= in the mood

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Irresponsible slash usage. Informal warning +1 for your Mixfortune.

[Randomness]

That's not a slash. Thats !=.

Outrider, what's with the sig? Its making me curious.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Crimsom's forward slashes. Or really... correct me if its backslash. I thinks its backslash now.

[Outrider]

That's not a slash. Thats !=.

Outrider, what's with the sig? Its making me curious.

Oh, sure. No problem.

See, a sig (or signature) is something that goes at the bottom of all your posts. Sometimes it's just text with a link, but other times people will add in an image.

Let's go to the rules section for more information:


Signature images are limited to a combined total of 600 pixels in width, 180 pixels in height, and 35,000 bytes in filesize (Not 35KB). For signatures without images, you may only have 5 lines of text. If there is a picture in the signature, the combined height of the picture and text shall not exceed 180 pixels.

Glad I could help.

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