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ShinMaruku
Oct 31, 2009, 04:44 PM
George Washington never told a lie,
Franklin Roosevelt never told the truth,
Richard Nixon didn't know the difference,
and Ronald Reagan didn't know there WAS a difference.

PwNeR
Oct 31, 2009, 05:55 PM
Here in CanadEH, that doesn't matter much.

ShinMaruku
Oct 31, 2009, 07:22 PM
Canada is insignificant. :E

Dhylec
Oct 31, 2009, 09:02 PM
hear my wisdom tooth: owwie!

ShinMaruku
Oct 31, 2009, 10:14 PM
That's Toy;ota wisdom. :E

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 1, 2009, 07:24 PM
Here in CanadEH, that doesn't matter much.
And nobody is fighting over that health care up there.

But you might have to pay for "back cuts" or "my friend was holding this spot"

to move up in the queue. And then grab that doctor for as long as possible.

Wyndham
Nov 1, 2009, 07:29 PM
Taft kicked major ass.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 1, 2009, 07:31 PM
Garfield was a cat.

TalHex
Nov 1, 2009, 09:18 PM
I listen to Jimmy Buffett's voice of reason. Life is good.

Delete
Nov 1, 2009, 09:25 PM
You will never make a good leader unless you have learned to follow. On those initial journeys when you are asked to pull your oar while another leads, learn what it takes to be a team player. Learn how to get along with others. Learn what loyalty and honesty are all about.

I totally copy and pasted this : P

Nitro Vordex
Nov 1, 2009, 09:38 PM
George Washington never told a lie,

He'll save the children.




But not the British children.

Outrider
Nov 2, 2009, 12:08 PM
Teddy Roosevelt killed a man just by looking at him.

http://www.landbankingusa.com/images/TeddyRoosevelt.jpg

My God that man was terrifying.

I'm pretty sure that's a true story and I didn't just make it up.

Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Nov 2, 2009, 12:30 PM
Teddy Roosevelt killed a man just by looking at him.

http://www.landbankingusa.com/images/TeddyRoosevelt.jpg

My God that man was terrifying.

I'm pretty sure that's a true story and I didn't just make it up.

TR looks like a distant relative of Wilford Brimley. Dunno why, must be the 'stache.

HUnewearl_Meira
Nov 2, 2009, 12:59 PM
Ronald Reagan didn't know there WAS a difference.

Ronald Reagan was the John Wayne of American presidents.

astuarlen
Nov 2, 2009, 01:27 PM
Ronald Reagan was the John Wayne of American presidents.

Millard Fillmore was the inspiration for a duck comic name pun of U.S. presidents. He was also the guy who succeeded Zachary Taylor of the aforementioned presidents.

CrimsomWolf
Nov 3, 2009, 04:01 AM
XVIII century politics were cool.

If you didn't like somebody, you could've just declare war and own some ass.

Moreover, you were expected to do so.


But not the British children.

That would be Margaret Tacher's job. The only good leader Britain had...well, forever.