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TalHex
Nov 2, 2009, 12:19 AM
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus:]

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 2, 2009, 12:44 AM
Soo much hippin and the hoppin.

Multi-Chorus, Multi-Chorus!

Weeaboolits
Nov 2, 2009, 01:10 PM
This was one of the only songs I remember from my highschool vocal music class.

astuarlen
Nov 2, 2009, 01:32 PM
Leave him to drown in his own vomit--that's always been my plan should the situation arise.

Leviathan
Nov 2, 2009, 03:37 PM
What wouldn't I do with a drunken sailor? ;)

Volcompat321
Nov 2, 2009, 03:45 PM
What wouldn't I do with a drunken sailor? ;)

Oh shi-
Levi, oh shi-

!

PwNeR
Nov 2, 2009, 04:48 PM
Steal his ship.

Amirite???

Dragwind
Nov 2, 2009, 04:53 PM
Give him more rum.

ShinMaruku
Nov 2, 2009, 05:22 PM
I take care of a drunken sailor.
What? My grandfather was a sailor.

Randomness
Nov 2, 2009, 05:48 PM
Give him more rum.

Then shanghai him?

Nitro Vordex
Nov 2, 2009, 06:12 PM
What wouldn't I do with a drunken sailor? ;)
Pay his tab.

Leviathan
Nov 2, 2009, 08:23 PM
Oh shi-
Levi, oh shi-

!

Don't judge me. ;o


Pay his tab.

Mayhap. ;o

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 3, 2009, 07:12 AM
Pay his tab.
Or NOT Ryo Hazuki him. He ain't no milk drinker schoolboy.

I guess undrunk him too.

Levi's crazy bold like those Levi's jeans commercialtizements.
:mayo: trying to be hip one is by far cooler and near convinces me to buy that miracle whip but I'll end up with cool whip instead, peer pressure on the label! Who's cool?

Outrider
Nov 3, 2009, 11:22 AM
Isn't Levi like 14 or something?

Let's not get that sailor into any more trouble than he's already in.

ShinMaruku
Nov 3, 2009, 11:29 AM
Their minds are dirtier than mine.

astuarlen
Nov 3, 2009, 01:37 PM
:mayo: trying to be hip one is by far cooler and near convinces me to buy that miracle whip but I'll end up with cool whip instead, peer pressure on the label! Who's cool?

Those Miracle Whip commercials are the bane of my existence* so desperate and obvious and ridiculous one hopes they're a joke played by the creators on Miracle Whip Corp.



*See also: Target's "Frugalista" commercials, proudly sponsored by the most grating music ever.


Their minds are dirtier than mine.
If you wash wool in warm water, it will shrink! So be extra careful who you trust to launder that pink matter, Shin.

Leviathan
Nov 3, 2009, 08:34 PM
Isn't Levi like 14 or something?



Any age you want me to be. ;-)

Volcompat321
Nov 3, 2009, 09:12 PM
Don't judge me. ;o

I don't judge. :p


Isn't Levi like 14 or something?

Let's not get that sailor into any more trouble than he's already in.

I thought she was 17, so in some states, it's legal. :o

Florida has this thing, 16-24. I know some states are higher age, and others start at 15-X.
I think that's a little f'ed up, but eh. I don't make the laws.

Aorre
Nov 3, 2009, 11:48 PM
Drunken sailor? Hmm...I'd convince him to get a black tattoo on his left forearm because that turns me on.

Vanzazikon
Nov 4, 2009, 12:17 AM
Any age you want me to be. ;-)Say 89, Outrider.

Randomness
Nov 4, 2009, 12:38 AM
Another thing you do with drunken sailors. Defenestrate them.

CrimsomWolf
Nov 4, 2009, 03:55 AM
Get them to start a revolution.

TalHex
Nov 4, 2009, 09:46 AM
get them to start singing!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 4, 2009, 05:08 PM
Say 89, Outrider.
Don't trust those almost 90's neither.

I mute the Levi's one for seeing it too much & trying to be artsy fartsy and haven't seen the :mayo: one in a while - actually wanting to see it again and look for any implied sarcastic/satire/satchmo sightings and stuff.

Having as much rooftop youngins people old fashioned fun without having to shill a liquor.
That making an island out of a few rocks each one was new, made almost no sense, and them drunks won't clean it up after the party.