Have you ever milked a cow?

[Google]

So has anyone gotten in touch with their inner farmer and milked a cow? I had the chance one day, but I was all dressed up for Sunday.

[Vanzazikon]

Not me. I don't know If I want to, maybe for lolz.

[ShinMaruku]

I did. I also moved dead dogs and goats. :E

[Volcompat321]

I've never milked a cow, but I have milked scorpions, and snakes.

[Somnia]

I have, actually. Way back on a field trip in elementary school.

[Vanzazikon]

I threw a slice pie at someone's face when I was in elementary school. What was I thinking?Such a waste of good cherry pie. ;~;

[SabZero]

I grew up on a dairy farm, so yeah. Those poor cows had to stand in the same place their whole lives :( Luckily, the rules have changed since. It's still not a good way of producing milk. The cows in the German alps for example are much happier.

[HeartBreak301]

I haven't milked a cow but I have two cows worth of ground beef in my freezer, we have burgers and tacos a LOT.

We of course also have a ton of steaks too.

[Kyrith_Ranger_Pso]

i've never had the . . . uh . . . pleasure of milking a cow . . . ever as far as i can remember . . .

[PwNeR]

I haven't milked a cow but I have two cows worth of ground beef in my freezer, we have burgers and tacos a LOT.

We of course also have a ton of steaks too.

One day, someone will comeover to your house for dinner.
That might be me.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I have milked many cows, both by hand and by machine. I have also participated in performing a Cesarian section on a cow, and I have raised calves, as well.

You city folk are silly, sometimes.

[Vanzazikon]

One day, someone will comeover to your house for dinner.
That might be me.Not if I go first.

[Volcompat321]

Not if I go first.

You both have to beat me there.

[Gibdozer]

Well, not a four legged one but yeah.

[HeartBreak301]

lolwut?

[Adriano]

Why milk a cow for free, when you can get the gallons for money?

Is suprised the username Google wasn't taken.

[Nitro Vordex]

Is suprised the username Google wasn't taken.
People are generally original around here.

I am lying like crazy.

[HeartBreak301]

I can hide text too.

[Nitro Vordex]

WELL AREN'T YOU SPECIAL.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I have milked many cows, both by hand and by machine. I have also participated in performing a Cesarian section on a cow, and I have raised calves, as well.

You city folk are silly, sometimes.
Sounds like this guy Meira is also selling free ranged turkeys. Running around his house and such.