Jesus do I hate chunky spaghetti sauce.

[Waki Miko Syamemaru!]

Honestly it disgusts me. It looks half assed and rushed. That and someone ate a whole lotta tomatoes and puked all over my pasta. It waters down the flavor and makes me wanna break a wall or four. I'm staring at my dinner and thinking to myself "I could make better sauce without even trying. Did they ever think of, I 'unno, choppin up the tomatos more? Maybe make a thicker sauce? Stupid ass inbred nut sacks!" I swear. This is why I hate spaghetti sauce. I never know what kinda horseshit nasty flavor I'm gonna get. This is why I use butter and parmesan cheese. Plain yes. Delicious oh ya!

[DreXxiN]

Meanwhile..children are still starving in Ethiopia!

[HeartBreak301]

Shouldn't this be in rants?

[DreXxiN]

FKL offers drama free trolling.

[Waki Miko Syamemaru!]

I wasn't sure where to put this. A part of me was thinking "You know some smart ass is gonna put a pic of spaghetti with chunky sauce on it up on the thread for lulz.". The other 80 percent wanted to make sure that one of the mods doesn't get pissed at me for puttin this in the wrong section.

God looking at it is making me more pissed off. Such a culinary abomination...

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

FKL offers you to write stuff nobody will get but you to be shared openly- to usually sidetracked discussion. (*)
I was just going in, thinking

"Chunky mushroom Ragu, I've been partial too, due to the household never buying another brand or style ever, and its not soo bad."

(*) I mentioned Danny Glover, "Too old for this shit", and nobody talked about that, but talked about:

"It was an alright game."
"What... game?
"Glover. Nintendoes sixty-fours"

Lastly
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Shouldn't this be in rants?
Well no, the chunk population cannot be blamed on SEGA, even if you wanted it to, really bad. As usually population topics go with the same response. Too many chunks, not too little chunks.
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[Retniwreven]

Cats was here.
Tomato is resisting being sliced.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Tonberry_Parfait/Evilveggie.jpg

[Nitro Vordex]

Tomatoes...baby.

[Weeaboolits]

That image is one of many that'd be better off uncaptioned.

[DreXxiN]

All lolcatz images would be better uncaptioned.

Fixed, and totally agree.

[Volcompat321]

I hate tomatoes, but I love sauce.
You just haven't had the right sauce Syamemaru.

Though, I'm more for white sauce.
Mmmmm white cheese sauce from Olive Garden's $9.99 all you can eat pasta......
I know what I'm having for dinner tonight!

[Waki Miko Syamemaru!]

I'm more for white sauce myself. I love it. If it wasn't fattening I'd put it on almost everything. I gotta stop reading the first two sentences. Whoever said "You are your own worst enemy" is right. I'm such an a-hole.

[Outrider]

Are you talking about a jarred sauce?

Because most jarred sauce is pretty bleh.

I've learned that there are some good ones, but most are generally awful.

[astuarlen]

I've learned that there are some good ones

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00405/newmansauce_385x185_405819a.jpg

I knew this google image search would come in handy!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

That left one of somebody grabbing his head off his non-shown shoulders freaks me out man.

There also could have been some near stereotype nods on the Marinara face, to balance out that they weren't attempting to Russkie joke with Vodka.

Crazy racecar actor you cannot write an angry letter to anymore, brand.

[DreXxiN]

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00405/newmansauce_385x185_405819a.jpg

I knew this google image search would come in handy!

Haha, I saw one of those at Wal-Mart awhile back and was tempted to take a picture of it.

[Outrider]

Nothing beats Gorilla Grape:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1926/103/n40558663341_5740.jpg

It's hard to see, but it's totally Paul Newman chillaxin' with a purple gorilla.

[Retniwreven]

I love most alfredo sauces. Especially garlicy, mushroomy, or spicy ones.
Pity they're so fattening. =X

[Weeaboolits]

I'm not a fan of tomatoes, though I don't mind various sauces and condiments derived from them, so I don't care for the chunky sauces either.

[Adriano]

I actually like most pasta sauces including tomatoes, and I can't stand tomatoes and I find it funny that I live in a city that coins itself the home of the tomato. I also don't like spaghetti so...yeah.
Manicotti/Stuffed Jumbo Pasta Shells and Lasagna are probably my favorite italian-pasta-like dishes.

[astuarlen]

I will eat essentially any tomato product (I prefer salsa and marinara sauce out of the jar--skip the pasta/chips and get right to the good stuff) so I'm graciously volunteering to even out the cosmic balance of tomato sauce consumption.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Nothing beats Gorilla Grape:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1926/103/n40558663341_5740.jpg

It's hard to see, but it's totally Paul Newman chillaxin' with a purple gorilla.
Thank goodness for grape drink vs grape juice jokes, that were abused on emotional networking sites for too long.

Add it to the bad marketing book of don'ts though, with this cat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/im_lovin_it.jpg