I CANNOT Get shitfaced.

[DreXxiN]

Seriously. I drank so god damn much last night. I DID wake up with a headache, but like. What the hell, I cannot get drunk for the life of me. I'm not a very heavy dude and my metabolism isn't fantastic.

Oh well, it was fun watching everyone else get drunk..except for a few males that incidentally turn pretty gay whilst drunk. >_>

[Nitro Vordex]

What did you drink? Did you eat anything while you were drinking?

You might just have a higher tolerance or a pretty darn good blood-brain barrier.

Can Goku actually get drunk though? :wacko:

[DreXxiN]

I had a few slices of pizza....okay maybe I had a whole pizza.

It was a cheap frozen pizza though.. ._.

[Waki Miko Syamemaru!]

Thur ya go. Cheapy frozen pizza does next to nothing in terms of soaking up booze. Meat is your friend here.

[Zeek123]

It must have been the pizza. I ate pizza while drinking the other day too, and never even got buzzed.

Kind of weird that it was also pizza lol. I always stop and get one when I plan on getting smashed. Don't know why... pizza is just the most delicious thing in the world when I'm drunk.

[DreXxiN]

Beer goes very well with Pizza..and I'm not even a big fan of beer (more a Scmirnoff/mike's hard/hard liquor with mixed drinks kinda guy).

Well..everyone else there was eating pizza too..ah well :X.

Also, never trust a drunk man with a deep fryer.

[Mute City]

Get high. Its better anyway.

[astuarlen]

http://www.comments.zingerbugimages.com/Sympathy/angel_called_home.gif

[DreXxiN]

Get high. Its better anyway.

No thanks.

[Volcompat321]

When I get drunk, I always eat a cheeseburger.
Though I don't eat til after I'm drunk, so I get wasted lol.

I'm not a horrible drunk though, so it's all good.
lolatgaydrunks.

[DreXxiN]

Well you know what they say, you're most honest when you're drunk.. :lol:

[Volcompat321]

Lmao...well, that's weird.
I know a few people like that though. I don't think they are actually gay, but just overly happy drunks.

[DreXxiN]

I know the depth of which you are talking about, just messing around, but I mean, feeling up and anal thrusting are on a whole different scale. xD

[Volcompat321]

Hahaha well that is weird.
That's why I do my best to avoid low end bars.

Just a few months ago, my mom was at a bar playing darts with her league, and her friend got shot, and killed.

So I almost have a fear of not-well-known bars around here.

[DreXxiN]

Ouch, sorry to hear. And uh..well It was at a friend's, but we all know each other so I guess it's okay. XD

[Nitro Vordex]

Well you know what they say, you're most honest when you're drunk.. :lol:
Probably because your logic is fucked up when you're drunk.

Afterwards...
[spoiler-box]A hole is a hole.[/spoiler-box]

[DreXxiN]

That's what I heard from 'dem prisoners.

[Nitro Vordex]

Your heart better belong to Jesus, boy.
Because yo ass belongs to me.
Ahh, Megadeth.

[DreXxiN]

That is so terribly awesome.

[Volcompat321]

Lmao.
Rape in FKL? :o

[SPOILER-BOX](A hole is not a hole, unless you're talking about an A-hole, and I don't mean a butt).[/SPOILER-BOX]

[DreXxiN]

My friend Mike is awesome when he's drunk. Here's how it goes:

He wobbles his way into the bathroom, like he can't walk. I go "Hey man, you feeling alright?" He quietly states "I'm just going to the bathroom." When he gets in here, we hear a thunk.

He's on his stomach, so me and my buddy Dennis ask, "Dude, do you need any help?" He looked unconscious. Suddenly, he just turns around and just starts shouting, "DUDE, I THINK I KNOW HOW TO AIM WITH MY PENIS!"

It was hysterical, although it's probably a "you had to be there" kind of moment.

[Volcompat321]

Haha.
I kinda did something like that once.

I was drunk as a motherfucker and went to the bathroom.
(I was at my sisters house)

I guess when I unzipped my pant and whatnot, I let them go...I usually don't do that, so I went to go pick em up off the ground, and fell into the bathtub.
I pulled the curtain down, and made a loud noise(my head against the side of the tub).
I woke my sister up, and told her I was trying to take a piss. lol.

[Nai_Calus]

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

[Nitro Vordex]

I've only had four officers, Beer.

[TalHex]

I swear to drunk I'm not god

[Mute City]

I'm telling you guys. Getting high is so much better.

[Boogie Troll]

Almost anything is better than that pussy shit he drinks.

[Nitro Vordex]

http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/malled/files/2009/03/guinness11.jpg

[DreXxiN]

I'm telling you guys. Getting high is so much better.

No promotin' the weed in mah thread, pl0x.

Speaking of which, I'd almost maybe be inclined to try it once if everyone that smoked it didn't sound like a fucking broken record when trying to get you to try some.

[Mute City]

Just stfu and toke then, son.
The only side effects of weed is getting crazy sleepy and food tasting 1 million times better than normally.
No waking up with a headache the size of jupiter laying inside a pool of your own bodily fluids.

[Firocket1690]

... go drink on an empty stomach.

[Mute City]

IDK why everyone is giving him pointers on getting smashed. its fun for about two hours and then you're face down in a toilet for the rest of the night.

[DreXxiN]

... go drink on an empty stomach.

..Everyone's clearly missing the point. I ate just as much as anyone else there, really. And this isn't the ONLY time I drank. >_>

[Boogie Troll]

I think the point of this thread is how cool you are.

[Nitro Vordex]

IDK why everyone is giving him pointers on getting smashed. its fun for about two hours and then you're face down in a toilet for the rest of the night.
Better than being stupid for the rest of your life.

[DreXxiN]

Aww, damn you got me!

I was pondering all the long day, "Man, I wonder what I could tell the message boards to make myself look cool on the internet."

I thought and I thought and I thought. And then, it hit me like a lightbulb! I was like, "I got it! I'm going to tell them about that time that I FAILED and DIDN'T get drunk, whilst around several men that were doing suggestive homosexual actions. That'll surely make me look like quite the badass and show how much I pimp all of them single ladies!"

Well played, sir. Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Boogie Troll]

You're too cool to get drunk.

[DreXxiN]

Shit..you might be right.

God damnit, I hate being so darn cool.

[Nitro Vordex]

Straightedge4lyfe

[Mute City]

Shit..you might be right.

God damnit, I hate being so darn cool.

Smoking weed makes you cooler.

[Leviathan]

Straightedge4lyfe

FOCL.

[DreXxiN]

Straightedge4lyfe

I'll drink to that!

..Wait.

Eh, things like this are pretty situational for me. Nothing wrong with not drinking/smoking. (I never plan on doing the later.)

[Mute City]

Better than being stupid for the rest of your life.

I'd say you're already well on your way.

[Volcompat321]

IDK why everyone is giving him pointers on getting smashed. its fun for about two hours and then you're face down in a toilet for the rest of the night.

That only happens when you get stupid.

Honestly, I've never had a hangover, and I got completely shitfaced, a lot....probably more times than I wish to admit. (And made some pretty fucked up posts while drunk).

Anyway, you don't have to be face first into the toilet to get shitfaced.

[Nitro Vordex]

I'd say you're already well on your way.
Son, are you high?

We need to have a talk. About your addiction to stupidity.

[TalHex]

Side effect of pot: Cops and getting arrested >.>

honestly I never understood the fixation on slowing down brain activity

[astuarlen]

Anyway, you don't have to be face first into the toilet to get shitfaced.

I don't know about you, but I try to keep my shit in the pot. Of course, the first step is positioning oneself butt-first to the toilet. Only after the aforementioned and the unmentionable have been accomplished should you assume a face-first stance.

And that's how you get shitfaced.

[Outrider]

Drexxin, the first step is admitting you have a problem. And that problem is everybody caught onto your flaunting your coolness.

Don't worry, you'll get it under control in a few weeks.



After all, I would know a thing or two about cool. (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/search.php?searchid=594934&pp=25&page=2)

[Ketchup345]

After all, I would know a thing or two about cool. (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/search.php?searchid=594934&pp=25&page=2)You sure about that?

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

[DreXxiN]

That's what I got too. Well, alright. I suppose if I really wanted to act cool I'd say I got drunk and did a bunch of chicks, not the opposite. I just find it weird that I have such a hard time getting drunk since it generally has to do with metabolism and weight, but I've learned more in this thread, lol.

Honestly, I'm not sure why I'm getting attacked with so much of this "UR TRYING TO BE COOL", drinking and partying is a pretty casual, common thing here.. I didn't know you had to be in the "cool club" to be social. My bad. >_>

The only two things I can conclude is I'm getting trolled hard or jealousy for such a common matter which might have been "the jocky awesome thing to do" about 10 years ago where it was "no nerds allowed." *shrug* To each their own. lol

[Outrider]

Huh.

Let's try this again. (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/search.php?searchid=595274&pp=25&page=2)

Do searches expire after a certain amount of time?

That's (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?p=990255&highlight=Outrider+cool#post990255) too (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?p=982573&highlight=Outrider+cool#post982573) bad. (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?p=981592&highlight=Outrider+cool#post981592)

Okay, I think I'm done now.[/pandering]

[Volcompat321]

Don't worry Drex.
I'm used to the parties too.
There's almost nothing else to do here if you only have a few bucks on ya.

Drink, sex, mudding. All there is to do, and two of em are free(well one of them is questionable).

[astuarlen]

Huh.

Do searches expire after a certain amount of time?

Okay, I think I'm done now.[/pandering]

Odd, your previous post worked fine for me earlier today. Guess some people just can't handle the truth.

Such an impressive body of Outrider lore deserves to be bound up in a fancy, collector's edition tome with gilt pages and copious illustrations. Here is a picture of Outrider being cool. Here he is again, being cool while wearing a hat. This cool photo of Outrider was taken while the subject was coolly posing atop an active volcano (cool emanations keep the Outrider pleasantly chill even when surrounded by scorching gases and lava).

[DreXxiN]

Huh.

Let's try this again. (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/search.php?searchid=595274&pp=25&page=2)

Do searches expire after a certain amount of time?

That's (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?p=990255&highlight=Outrider+cool#post990255) too (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?p=982573&highlight=Outrider+cool#post982573) bad. (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?p=981592&highlight=Outrider+cool#post981592)

Okay, I think I'm done now.[/pandering]

Wow, you really are quite the forum stud muffin. <3

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Huh.

Let's try this again. (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/search.php?searchid=595274&pp=25&page=2)

Do searches expire after a certain amount of time?

I'll improve Outrider's coolness by telling him that, yes, search pages page 2 eaten by u kno who, rhymes with true don't stay to link up the funzo funnies later, but direct links to the threads with words highlighted do!

The more you know 2 be cool. ------->*

But not Too Cool, Rikishi, Scotty Too Hotty and Grandmaster Brian Deegan or something. There's no reason to get the exact names.

Put on sunglasses and dance, you must do though.

one of those I said "Someone say GTFO J00 LOSE Chicken NOODLE STROODLE!" hotter than Man-Faye or wut?

[TalHex]

shitfaced incarnate, have at it
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d2/EverclearHiRes.jpg/300px-EverclearHiRes.jpg