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Weeaboolits
Dec 14, 2009, 10:02 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Q-ko-chan/pethim.png

Nitro Vordex
Dec 14, 2009, 10:51 PM
Jelly mindfuck.

Retniwreven
Dec 14, 2009, 11:22 PM
Personally I found the entirety of Q-Ko's story to be a mindfuck.

Waki Miko Syamemaru!
Dec 14, 2009, 11:37 PM
What is this, I dont even....

Zarode
Dec 15, 2009, 12:10 AM
What?

Retniwreven
Dec 15, 2009, 01:12 AM
What is this, I dont even....

Take FLCL.
Remove Haruko.
Then remove all the parts that make sense.
Add more kids, and more robots. Also robot-kids.

Nitro Vordex
Dec 15, 2009, 01:35 AM
So every sci fi anime ever, huh?

TalHex
Dec 15, 2009, 02:05 AM
Remove Haruko.


but she was the best part : <

Outrider
Dec 15, 2009, 11:16 AM
Take FLCL.
Remove Haruko.
Then remove all the parts that make sense.

Removing all the parts that make sense in FLCL results in a negative outcome.

Akaimizu
Dec 15, 2009, 11:55 AM
I'm more disappointed that this was not a topic about Mr. Bigglesworth.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 15, 2009, 01:46 PM
Sure I'd pet her.


http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy339/roxsnow25/d1ae92c10e85a1b3277a42105603a7ab.jpg

TalHex
Dec 15, 2009, 02:39 PM
Removing all the parts that make sense in FLCL results in a negative outcome.

it's like division by zero...

Outrider
Dec 15, 2009, 03:01 PM
it's like division by zero...

More like subtracting from zero.

If sense = s, and FLCL has no sense, then zero minus s equals negative s.

TalHex
Dec 15, 2009, 03:14 PM
ah true, you can't subtract sense when there is none to subtract some, so it has to be borrowed form somewhere else...

http://media.onemanga.com/mangas/00000076/000029538/16.jpg

Epically Leet
Dec 15, 2009, 03:19 PM
Sure I'd pet her. (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/I%27d_hit_it)

http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy339/roxsnow25/d1ae92c10e85a1b3277a42105603a7ab.jpg

Ugh... Anime girls... They're humanoid. Weird thing to want to make love to. They look like some sort of aliens with their humongous heads and eyes, and tiny mouths and noses.

Akaimizu
Dec 15, 2009, 03:26 PM
That's IF they have a nose.

TalHex
Dec 15, 2009, 03:34 PM
That's IF they have a nose.

There is always a nose, it's just a matter of finding it...

Foul mouth! Hidden nose!

THE LIVE ACTION MOVIE!

Epically Leet
Dec 15, 2009, 03:44 PM
Dude... lol

CrimsomWolf
Dec 15, 2009, 03:47 PM
Some people like their noses small.

That aside, it's a matter of aesthetic preferences.

Epically Leet
Dec 15, 2009, 04:08 PM
God... Don't fucking dismiss it as nothing but "aesthetic preference". We're not talking humans anymore. They aren't human. No human looks like them. They only resemble humans. Would you show the same acceptance if someone found a hairless monkey hot? Although Anime girls mostly do have bodies that look much like human bodies, but other than that...

How your generic anime girl would look like IRL:

http://cdn.mikeabundo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/anime-cg-girl.jpg


Each to his own, I guess.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 15, 2009, 04:13 PM
That may be true.

But it was never intended to be serious, and I don't feel like saying "here is a something like a pun" every time.

Serious business much?
Or do you plan to keep taking everything at face values all the time?

Just because I post *I'd hit it* entry at encyclopedia dramatica, doesn't mean i'd do it.
Similarly, I may speak highly of certain psychological theories, but that doesn't mean I absolutely adhare to them and think of them as flawless.

Dear God.

TalHex
Dec 15, 2009, 04:17 PM
good thing a cartoon representation of a real thing doesn't equal the real thing then, right?

You also have to take into account that it is infinitely easier to draw in an anime style then it is in a realistic style. Realistic style takes a lot longer to learn how to draw properly, as a deeper study of anatomy is required, muscle, bone structure, rigging of joints, it takes a long time to learn, and a long time to draw.

Anime is a compressed form of the same thing, it is composed of quick, harsh strokes to represent something more. Hell, if cartoons were suppose to be realistic, a certain company named disney would have been lynched by now.

In the way of character sketches for video games, and animation, anime or manga style simply makes more sense. It takes less time to draw, and by keeping less components, makes it easier to animate. When converting it to a 3d model, it also gives the modeler more freedom to work with, when there are less details included.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 15, 2009, 04:22 PM
Reality and fiction are two separate things.

I may find anime art attractive, but I'd still prefer "the real thing".
Or something like that, anyway.

It may be a nice pic, but it's that a pic.
Besides this forum wouldn't allow me to post actual porn or something like that., would it?

Now, take that chill pill.

Outrider
Dec 15, 2009, 06:06 PM
I still think you guys needs to grow out of your anime stage a bit (actually mostly just the "posting random creepy pictures of girls" stage), but I'm on your side for this one.

The characters are meant to be interpretations of people. Certain parts of them represent certain parts of a human being. Your brain does the work. Simple as that.

I think we're all agreed that if you saw somebody who looked exactly like an anime character, you would be terrified. But there's another layer to the way people see these characters, whether people realize it or not.

Epically Leet
Dec 15, 2009, 06:35 PM
@CrimsomWolf: I may have overreacted, but you continued supporting what you said, so how was I not going to take it seriously?

"Reality and fiction are two separate things.

I may find anime art attractive, but I'd still prefer "the real thing"."

Hah, so you have this virtual version of yourself that is the one liking it? Or else that makes no sense at all. And even then, it doesn't, either...

@TalHex: So because it's easier for them to draw, it's okay to find hot? Superb logic here as well.

@Outrider: So because our brains think it *resembles* a human, it is perfectly fine to get aroused by? What's worse is that they resemble babies alot more than adults...

I get your point, but I don't see what it does to bring my point down.


But... I didn't want to get into an arguement (especially not with everyone against me), so let's drop this. Please? Yeah, I know that's a cowardly move, but whatever.

Retniwreven
Dec 15, 2009, 06:37 PM
I like cats.
We should talk about cats.
Especially about how cats are fuzzy.
I'm determined to use cats in every sentence of this post.

HUnewearl_Meira
Dec 15, 2009, 06:55 PM
The characters are meant to be interpretations of people. Certain parts of them represent certain parts of a human being. Your brain does the work. Simple as that.

This. What the eyes see, is not what the mind sees. When you look at a face, you'll see enormous eyes. Your mind reconciles that, however, and associates them with the right proportions. The exaggerated size, instead, is resolved into a quality that you find more attractive.

It's caricature, really.

Epically Leet
Dec 15, 2009, 07:10 PM
If so, it's okay to get a raging boner looking at a baby's face because the MIND sees it as just another human. Right.

EDIT: Fuck. I'm being an unreasonable bitch. Sorry. And this is not the first topic I've de-railed... So sorry about that as well.

TalHex
Dec 15, 2009, 07:55 PM
@TalHex: So because it's easier for them to draw, it's okay to find hot? Superb logic here as well.

I never said that, you are putting the words into my mouth. I'm only stating why there is so much in the anime style, not why people are attracted to it... I'm an art student, not a psych student. I'm a doctor, not a milkman

EDIT: rule 34 should account for the rest >.>

ShinMaruku
Dec 15, 2009, 08:02 PM
4-chan and 2-chan are inbreeds.

HUnewearl_Meira
Dec 15, 2009, 08:59 PM
If so, it's okay to get a raging boner looking at a baby's face because the MIND sees it as just another human. Right.

If you are completely and totally ignorant of human infancy, you just might gain that sort of experience. Otherwise, you see the features of an infant's face, and recognize them for what they are.

Coincidentally, you're also likely to experience an enormous perceptual difference regarding infants, upon becoming a parent.

Human perception is a very, very complicated system.

Epically Leet
Dec 15, 2009, 09:02 PM
I'm only stating why there is so much in the anime style, not why people are attracted to it...

EDIT: rule 34 should account for the rest >.>

But that was the subject. Do tell if you're changing it.

Also, rule 34? Is that one of the rules made up by the arrogant fucks over at 4chan? One of the rules so many complete idiots accepted so that it's now called an "official" internet rule, even by some outside of 4chan? That rule people get called stupid for not knowing about?

I hate 4chan and everything that has to do with it so fucking much. The people on there think they're soooo perfect, and that internet is theirs. In reality, they're nothing but a bunch of childish morons that *think* they're really funny and super cool. Not unlike 12 year olds in school who randomly brag about having had sex (even though they haven't), and those little idiots that make sexual "jokes" about lesbians and laughs like retards.

Oh, and they're complete fuck-ups. Taking it out on everyone and making them feel worse about themselves boosts their ego. They're such jerks.

But that's a topic for another day!


If you are completely and totally ignorant of human infancy, you just might gain that sort of experience. Otherwise, you see the features of an infant's face, and recognize them for what they are.

Coincidentally, you're also likely to experience an enormous perceptual difference regarding infants, upon becoming a parent.

Human perception is a very, very complicated system.

Well, I mentioned that because anime girls like that one he posted resembles babies more than teenagers or adult women.

And yes, it's complicated. Too complicated to speak for everyone... I'm sure we're all different in one aspect of it or another.

Retniwreven
Dec 15, 2009, 11:04 PM
Sure is Rants: Dead horse Society in here.

TalHex
Dec 15, 2009, 11:15 PM
[QUOTE=Epically Leet;2408859]But that was the subject. Do tell if you're changing it.

/QUOTE]

I changed the subject to something related.

If you think about it though, rule 34 does make some sense... the more people there are in the world, the more chance there is of abnormal way of thinking developing. The more something is promoted, the more it becomes popular (or unpopular, if you are with a group that opposes that particular group, but then, it becomes popular to oppose it too).

So somewhere down in the great empty waste of time that is the internet, you got this person. For the sake of the discussion, let's call him Androgynous Generic Pervert 1 (AGP1). AGP1 decides, that he really likes drawing. He gets fairly good at it too, enough to draw in an anime style.

One day, AGP1 is drawing some fan art of his favorite anime (because he just loves this certain show and it's relationships... let's call it Generic Anime 1 (GA1)), when BAM! he gets horny and inspired at the same time. This new form of inspiration leads to a fan art piece of sexual nature.

That my friend, is how we end up with the freaky crap we got today.

HUnewearl_Meira
Dec 16, 2009, 01:00 AM
Well, I mentioned that because anime girls like that one he posted resembles babies more than teenagers or adult women.

And yes, it's complicated. Too complicated to speak for everyone... I'm sure we're all different in one aspect of it or another.

What it really comes down to, is your own understanding of what you're looking at. If you believe that you're looking at a well-proportioned, attractive woman, then that's probably how you're going to interpret it.

I will concede though, that there are waaaaay too many images out there depicting (allegedly attractive) women who have not yet reached a point that resembles anatomical maturity.

Skuda
Dec 16, 2009, 01:47 AM
http://dogtime.com/system/gallery_pictures/297/large/dog-picture-photo-goofy-pug-face.jpg

This thread is too serious. Needs more Pug.

TalHex
Dec 16, 2009, 01:57 AM
oh, an account inactive, i haven't seen that one before

CrimsomWolf
Dec 16, 2009, 02:25 AM
This thread went from weird, to attempted Freudian slip at Touhou to very serious in way too short time.

Next time, I will post an octopuss. Or Frogman. No, wait, that's illegal, no matter how you look at it...

Instead:

Reality (what we should see):
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/skyscraperatastic/rabbit.jpg


Our mind sees:
http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy339/roxsnow25/198a46be1bb94bd7c9b7ea0791a6b9af-1.png

It's not what you actually see, it's what you're being shown.

Skuda
Dec 16, 2009, 02:33 AM
This thread went from weird, to attempted Freudian slip at Touhou to very serious in way too short time.

Next time, I will post an octopuss. Or Frogman. No, wait, that's illegal, no matter how you look at it...

Instead:

Reality (what we should see):
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/skyscraperatastic/rabbit.jpg


Our mind sees:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/298141/0_61_hamburger.jpg

It's not what you actually see, it's what you're being shown.

Fixed! P:

Retniwreven
Dec 16, 2009, 02:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Tonberry_Parfait/1183936824169.png

Epically Leet
Dec 16, 2009, 02:48 AM
That's so bizarre.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 16, 2009, 02:52 AM
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6932/snapshot200908140108108.jpg

Nothing like to start a day with good, nutritional breakfast.

TalHex
Dec 16, 2009, 09:36 AM
I don't know... and I really don't want to know.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/talonshadowfox/despair.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 16, 2009, 10:52 AM
Sure is Rants: Dead horse Society in here.
Jump To: Cats:::Baby...tinyurl
(Y/N/M)?
not case sensitive

Internet is weird people coming together to talk to people and find out how weird they are, in regards to eachother and comparatively.

To add on to the things people odd topic, same thread list page here.

And sorta explain why Pet him... one pic OP turned into thus.

Nobody joked on Shiino with 2 i's for no reason! Blast.

Weeaboolits
Dec 18, 2009, 09:35 AM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Q-ko-chan/whatsthis-1.png

Nitro Vordex
Dec 18, 2009, 11:07 AM
I changed the subject to something related.

If you think about it though, rule 34 does make some sense... the more people there are in the world, the more chance there is of abnormal way of thinking developing. The more something is promoted, the more it becomes popular (or unpopular, if you are with a group that opposes that particular group, but then, it becomes popular to oppose it too).

So somewhere down in the great empty waste of time that is the internet, you got this person. For the sake of the discussion, let's call him Androgynous Generic Pervert 1 (AGP1). AGP1 decides, that he really likes drawing. He gets fairly good at it too, enough to draw in an anime style.

One day, AGP1 is drawing some fan art of his favorite anime (because he just loves this certain show and it's relationships... let's call it Generic Anime 1 (GA1)), when BAM! he gets horny and inspired at the same time. This new form of inspiration leads to a fan art piece of sexual nature.

That my friend, is how we end up with the freaky crap we got today.
FUCKING SCIENCE.

:burger:

Vanzazikon
Dec 18, 2009, 11:48 AM
Pure genius.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 18, 2009, 11:57 AM
Science is cool, when it allows you to turn 1 billion people into a glass sheet, or when gloating over your enemies, explaining why they puny magnetic powers suck against your molecular fire.

And while we're at it:

[spoiler-box]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/Arixx/catgirl.png That's for all ya mindless cat-girl fans.Reality is burtal bitch, isn't it?[/spoiler-box]

Vanzazikon
Dec 18, 2009, 01:00 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/Arixx/catgirl.pngI can't stop snickering at this picture.

TalHex
Dec 18, 2009, 02:08 PM
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!

Outrider
Dec 18, 2009, 02:17 PM
It hasn't done its homework, I'll tell you that much.

TalHex
Dec 18, 2009, 02:24 PM
the dog ate it

Weeaboolits
Dec 18, 2009, 02:25 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/TF2/bg.jpg

Retniwreven
Dec 18, 2009, 03:18 PM
Science is cool, when it allows you to turn 1 billion people into a glass sheet, or when gloating over your enemies, explaining why they puny magnetic powers suck against your molecular fire.

And while we're at it:

[spoiler-box]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/Arixx/catgirl.png That's for all ya mindless cat-girl fans.Reality is burtal bitch, isn't it?[/spoiler-box]

Nope. =3

Real cats don't do anything for me, I just find them fuzzy and cute.

Catgirls, on the other hand, I prefer almost-entirely-human with the fuzzy ears and tail. That is all. Perhaps a propensity for liking milk and fish. Fur not required, and a little odd. Except for Katt. >_>

CrimsomWolf
Dec 18, 2009, 03:20 PM
http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae110/SNazerine/Touhou/5949336.jpg

BBBRRRRIIGGGHHHHHTTTERRRR THAN A THOUSAND SUNS

@Retni: Freud calls that denial.

Outrider
Dec 18, 2009, 03:44 PM
Why does her pendant look like a pair of lips?

Adriano
Dec 18, 2009, 03:49 PM
Man, have you seen cabbit girls?
They're all the rage now. :wacko:

Looks something like...
[spoiler-box]
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oBgVlf7pMwg/SCesqlXyikI/AAAAAAAAAtQ/28J67XdA5EA/s320/cabbit.jpg[/spoiler-box]
That.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 18, 2009, 03:51 PM
Why does her pendant look like a pair of lips?

It's an eye.

TalHex
Dec 18, 2009, 04:21 PM
Man, have you seen cabbit girls?
They're all the rage now. :wacko:

Looks something like...
[spoiler-box]
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oBgVlf7pMwg/SCesqlXyikI/AAAAAAAAAtQ/28J67XdA5EA/s320/cabbit.jpg[/spoiler-box]
That.

fucking creepy. Get that demonic bunny away from me. NAO! >:U

Outrider
Dec 18, 2009, 05:50 PM
It's an eye.

Eyes don't usually have a pair of lips.

Weeaboolits
Dec 18, 2009, 06:02 PM
I've never heard of anyone calling an iris "lips" before.

Retniwreven
Dec 19, 2009, 12:50 AM
@Retni: Freud calls that denial.

So there's no difference between liking a real girl wearing fake cat ears and tail, and liking an actual cat?
If you say so, though I think the legal system views certain acts with the two vastly differently.

Edit: SEXY CAT ACTION
[spoiler-box]http://www.pso-world.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=250&pictureid=2014[/spoiler-box]

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 19, 2009, 01:42 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m27/jansonhatesyou/goggles%20cat/zevilgogglescat.jpg

Well known cat peoples. Now with stache'. Now who gets all the catchix?

Uno mas.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m75/Azure_Adonis/Future%20Cosplays/blinx.jpg

Microsoft gamez cat mascot. Rewinding time.

Outrider
Dec 21, 2009, 12:21 PM
I've never heard of anyone calling an iris "lips" before.

I've never seen an iris that is so clearly a set of lips before.

Weeaboolits
Dec 21, 2009, 12:26 PM
I've never seen an iris that is so clearly a set of lips before.Then I suppose we're at a stalemate.

Retniwreven
Dec 21, 2009, 08:47 PM
I think it would be both awesome and horrible if we could taste with our eyes.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 21, 2009, 11:02 PM
I think it would be both awesome and horrible if we could taste with our eyes.
Not the infamous (not) banana pics, but there was one going around before with the mouths for eyes. & hands for mouths and eyes.

Oh and then there was that staple of some of those maligned FOX World Record shows that were running empty on guests/ideas and the guys who can like a eat a noodle, gag a bit, then pull it out their eyes. Yeah. NEW WORLD RECORD.