Tased in the neck-

[Volcompat321]

So, most of you will think this is pretty stupid, because it probably was.

Well, my sister and her husband are moving to Arizona this month, so I hung out with the brother in law.
We went to a restaurant/bar to play some pool and have a few drinks.
Well, when we were done and ready to leave, I returned a pitcher to the bar, said thanks, paid the tab and whatnot.

When I got up to the bar, the bartender asked me if I wanted to get tased.
I said..."well, not for free".
She said, "let's make a deal, what do ya want?".
I said, "tase me in the back, and give me another pitcher".
She said, "okay, sounds good".

Well, I got it in the back, got the other pitcher, and brought it back to the table.
When we finished that, I brought it back up, and then she asked, "want to get tased again?".
I said, "where this time?"
She said, "in the neck!"
I said, "uh, gimme 4 shots of my choice, and sure!"

So, she got me in the neck.

I got my 4 shots, and I was happy.


So, the TL;DR version-
I got tased for $25 bucks worth of alcohol, and it was actually pretty cool.
I thought it felt good, and the only downside to this was the burn marks on my neck and back lol.
Kinda look like I got hickeys or something.
Well worth it though.

[AlexCraig]

:nono:

[Volcompat321]

:wacko:

It was a fun night though!

[Lance813]

Haha, sounds like something I would do.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Cool Don't Tase Me Story Bro Bro

I don't usually use either of those 2 meme's but combined they are usable now. Except you did get tased, whatever the official spelling is of this verbles.

[Volcompat321]

Haha, sounds like something I would do.

Haha, seriously, it was well worth doing, and like I said, I'd do it agian.
I'm perfectly healthy, and don't have any known heart problems.
Haven't been sick in a looooong time.


Cool Don't Tase Me Story Bro Bro

I don't usually use either of those 2 meme's but combined they are usable now. Except you did get tased, whatever the official spelling is of this verbles.

Eh, memes are....just eh.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Eh, memes are....just eh.
I need to check with you guys on one to see if it was used as a meme before.

It might have been going around.

[Volcompat321]

I wouldn't know, I don't think.

The only one I know really, is the one I see around here, and that's the "cool story, bro" one.

[Shadowpawn]

:nono:

What he said.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

The only one I know really, is the one I see around here, and that's the "cool story, bro" one.
Yeah, that's used in spite or freepost mostly. Don't think I ever used that one.

You also used "too long didn't read," but with a colon and not semi colon! So you got smileys! :D

One I need to ask about is a Japan before and after dudes pic, stay tuned, or I can just preface it "possibly being meme sorry if you've seen before"

[Volcompat321]

Oh, shit, I'll fix that. :p
I'm looking forward to this new one.
I'm curious.

[Shadowpawn]

One I need to ask about is a Japan before and after dudes pic, stay tuned, or I can just preface it "possibly being meme sorry if you've seen before"

The 4koma guys? I don't think anyone really knows where that came from.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Not knowing "4koma" I looked that up and that's not it. But I have a topic on this page started today. ;o l8er Florida Gators.

[Zeek123]

Lol.

Glad I got to talk to you that night :p

[Volcompat321]

Lol.

Glad I got to talk to you that night :p

Haha yea...I thought I was just being a drunk. :p
I just kept rambling haha.

[Dhylec]

Don't Tase Me Bro

that'z what i was thinkin of when i saw thiz topic ;o

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Don't taze me fro! - Nitro_Vordex

Next time on Dhylaw.

[astuarlen]

Cool Don't Tase Me Story Bro Bro

I don't usually use either of those 2 meme's but combined they are usable now. Except you did get tased, whatever the official spelling is of this verbles.

Haya heard you like memes etc

http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/super-mario-bros-matryoska-dolls_2.jpg

[lavisblade]

Wow. That's all I have to say about this story.

By the way, I meant that in a "No freaking way, you are SO COOL!!!!!!!" way

[Randomness]

Haya heard you like memes etc

http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/super-mario-bros-matryoska-dolls_2.jpg

One problem. Bowser should be the largest one.

Still rather neat, though.

[Randomness]

Don't taze me fro! - Nitro_Vordex

Next time on Dhylaw.

Make sure he gets SEVERAL doses. He needs to calm down. A little. Sometimes. *pulls out god-mod-bait*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Make sure he gets SEVERAL doses. He needs to calm down. A little. Sometimes. *pulls out god-mod-bait*
If he doesn't Rant in the Rants anymore, he has leveled up. /indecent talking about people in front of their bax!

Luigi is #2, sorry overgrown turtle (lizard? he gets his mouth from somewhere else) king.
& that Samus copper bling in the back probably costs more than a Wii, without a-controller-cessories.

Nintendu fans have incomprehensible in-disposable income in their inventories.

[Outrider]

The 4koma guys? I don't think anyone really knows where that came from.

It's from IGN:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/reaction-guys-gaijin-4koma

[Zeek123]

One problem. Bowser should be the largest one.

Still rather neat, though.

No no, it's cool. Mario ate a Super Mushroom.

Jeez... nerd.

[Randomness]

No no, it's cool. Mario ate a Super Mushroom.

Jeez... nerd.

>.> I'm a nerd for having played Mario games? (For the record, even the smallest bowser, in the original, was larger than super Mario)

[PwNeR]

LOL. Back hicky. I demand pictures.

[Volcompat321]

LOL. Back hicky. I demand pictures.

Haha, nah, the one in the back just left a bruise.
The neck ones look like em though.

[Zeek123]

>.> I'm a nerd for having played Mario games? (For the record, even the smallest bowser, in the original, was larger than super Mario)

Just joking... You know... Sarcasm and all...

[TalHex]

don't forget your sarcasm tags!

[Zeek123]

don't forget your sarcasm tags!

Dammit! Where did I put those!?

[Volcompat321]

Dammit! Where did I put those!?

In your ass. [/sarcasm]

:wacko:





:D

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

That one problem was your problem!
:panda: /instigate