I'm slightly mentally retarded

[PwNeR]

Why? I'm chewing paper towels like it's gum.

Fo REALZ

[Dhylec]

yer towel haz some gum texture & flavaa

a gummy towel

nomnomnom ;3

[astuarlen]

Well, that title sure represents an interesting choice of words.

[Outrider]

Well, there's a reason that towels are the most important item a hitchhiker owns.

Though I'm not sure "can chew on it like gum" makes the top ten list.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I did that with kleenex to make gigantic spit wads for a little bit.

Not quite mental but more OCD ish?

Its cool Pwner bro. Just get some gum/tic-tacs/coough drops that taste good and have them within arms reach when your mind is broken.