A resume.

[Randomness]

Specifically, Mike Rowe's resume. We'll skip straight to work experience. Accuracy is not essential. (Basically, post jobs he may or may not have done)

To start:

Glass marble manufacturer
Spaceship coolant technician

[lavisblade]

The guy from Dirty Jobs? He's so awesome...

A list of ALL the jobs he's done? (And then some if accuracy isn't essential .0.) That would be...[resisting urge] very big!

[astuarlen]

Being kind of a jerk on national TV.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Rowe-boat captain.

Rowe Rowe Rowe your boat, pace paddle boat, analog not amplified megaphone stands up on the boat guy.