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Volcompat321
Feb 9, 2010, 02:03 PM
No, I'm just kidding.
But if I did, I would have thrown a party for FKL.

Vanzazikon
Feb 9, 2010, 03:57 PM
And gib me 1 million dollars.

Lance813
Feb 9, 2010, 03:58 PM
Would you buy us plane tickets to Florida?

Dragwind
Feb 9, 2010, 04:02 PM
Where would this party take place?

You would pay for my ticket so I could show up :wacko:

Volcompat321
Feb 9, 2010, 04:49 PM
And gib me 1 million dollars.
Sure.


Would you buy us plane tickets to Florida?
I'd buy FKL a plane so it can pick everyone up.


Where would this party take place?

You would pay for my ticket so I could show up :wacko:

Anywhere, I just won $150 million.
And of course I'd pay! :D

Dragwind
Feb 9, 2010, 04:50 PM
Sweet, I'll come bearing gifts ;-)

Volcompat321
Feb 9, 2010, 05:01 PM
Sounds like a party to me.
Now I just have to win it for real. :disapprove:

Outrider
Feb 9, 2010, 05:06 PM
I'd buy FKL a plane so it can pick everyone up.

But I thought you hated Florida!

You should buy an island, and then fly us there.

Volcompat321
Feb 9, 2010, 05:09 PM
But I thought you hated Florida!

You should buy an island, and then fly us there.

Well, I never said yes to the question about flying everyone to Florida.
I just never answered it.

Honestly, I'd buy a whole Island, or have one made, (structural island anyone?) for FKL.
It would have to be a huge cold island though. No more tropical heat for me.

Lance813
Feb 9, 2010, 05:14 PM
No more tropical heat for me.

Want to trade? You can have Siberia...

Volcompat321
Feb 9, 2010, 05:18 PM
Want to trade? You can have Siberia...

Russia is a bit cold. I'll take it!
I guess that's a step up from Alaska.

Vanzazikon
Feb 9, 2010, 07:54 PM
And wrestle bears, like Zangief.

Nitro Vordex
Feb 9, 2010, 08:09 PM
SOMEONE SAY ZANGIEF?

http://doctorwendigo.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/zangief1.jpg

Lance813
Feb 9, 2010, 08:09 PM
We have bear cavalry!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 9, 2010, 10:38 PM
SOMEONE SAY ZANGIEF?

http://doctorwendigo.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/zangief1.jpg

Dude is for the children

Nuh Uh ZANGIEF is the BEST!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SCvLzCeY0I

THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I AM THE BEST

Vanzazikon
Feb 9, 2010, 10:54 PM
That Russian tank.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 9, 2010, 11:03 PM
The Million Dollar question:

We haven't seen Tomeeboy in a while. Is he deathmatch fighting Zangief sized guys somewhere trying to amass a cash prize pot to keep PSOW online?

Better go win the lottery and help him out.

> Everyone.

Lance813
Feb 9, 2010, 11:05 PM
No Problem.

> Haya

Chuck_Norris
Feb 9, 2010, 11:59 PM
The Heavy would totally beat Zangief in a fight.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 10, 2010, 12:07 AM
Not if it was "Slappers only (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169790)"

Plus Zangief defeats all, even dinosaurs:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GCBdIYyBc

Even AKUMAHAX
@ :52

Then twice more !!

Meyfei
Feb 10, 2010, 09:35 AM
But I thought you hated Florida!

You should buy an island, and then fly us there.

:( but if he buys an island, he'd need a bunch of bills to pay such as mortgages and land tax, and what ever else would apply, *coughfraudcough*

:D he should build one instead.

Volcompat321
Feb 10, 2010, 10:27 AM
I want my own island now.
I'm buying one as I type.



No, I'm not, but that would be cool.

Tetsaru
Feb 10, 2010, 01:01 PM
It can't be a party without busty girls in Playboy bunny outfits that like to randomly glomp people and are TOTALLY into playing video games. I DEMAND IT! :<

Outrider
Feb 10, 2010, 01:53 PM
It can't be a party without busty girls in Playboy bunny outfits that like to randomly glomp people and are TOTALLY into playing video games. I DEMAND IT! :<

Do you ever plan on meeting an actual, real-life woman with whom you can pursue a relationship?

Because you're way too old to be going on like you're a horny 13-year-old who has trouble separating fantasy from reality. Especially the way that you discuss your perfect woman as simply an accessory that serves the purpose of satisfying your immature life style and sexual needs, rather than a companion.

Just a pro-tip, that's all.

Tetsaru
Feb 10, 2010, 02:11 PM
Do you ever plan on meeting an actual, real-life woman with whom you can pursue a relationship?

Because you're way too old to be going on like you're a horny 13-year-old who has trouble separating fantasy from reality. Especially the way that you discuss your perfect woman as simply an accessory that serves the purpose of satisfying your immature life style and sexual needs, rather than a companion.

Just a pro-tip, that's all.

Good fucking job dude, you just derailed a light-hearted thread with your serious comment.

The part about me being horny a lot might as well be true. I live in a fucking tiny redneck town, I don't have my driver's license, and there simply aren't many girls around here. If you want to discuss the technicalities of my situation further, send me a PM; otherwise, quit being a douche, or else I'm putting you on my block list along with all the other haters.

Volcompat321
Feb 10, 2010, 02:13 PM
It will be like a heaven.
There will be so many girls there, you can have your pick. :p
6 women to 1 man ratio.

Outrider
Feb 10, 2010, 03:02 PM
Good fucking job dude, you just derailed a light-hearted thread with your serious comment.

The part about me being horny a lot might as well be true. I live in a fucking tiny redneck town, I don't have my driver's license, and there simply aren't many girls around here. If you want to discuss the technicalities of my situation further, send me a PM; otherwise, quit being a douche, or else I'm putting you on my block list along with all the other haters.

So, the answer is 'no,' then?

Legendwolf
Feb 10, 2010, 07:46 PM
Awesome Im There : :wink:

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 10, 2010, 08:04 PM
It will be like a heaven.
There will be so many girls there, you can have your pick. :p
6 women to 1 man ratio.
Unless Zangief shows up.

Then its one man tank blocking any man from trying to pursue your planned womens. And that guy doesn't even like girls!

Protip: Don't pay women to come to your party, that's kinda sad, even that Russian billionaire takes flak for supposedly paying "top escorts" whatever that means to come to his parties. I only heard about this rumor mill because before the NBA season, he might have wanted to try to buy the New Jersey Nets, coined the "Nyets" as such from it, and try to pursue LeBron James to that team over the Summer.

And now the Nets are the worst team in the league this year, can't even buy 5 wins yet and its February!

Block Zangief from your contact lists if you dare.

Volcompat321
Feb 10, 2010, 08:09 PM
I wouldn't pay them, they'd want to come just because.
:p

lavisblade
Feb 10, 2010, 08:15 PM
After all, this is a perfect island we're talking about, so why not imagine it to be absolutely perfect in every way?

I'm not exactly a regular at FKL, but could I come too? =D

Volcompat321
Feb 10, 2010, 08:20 PM
I have no objections.

Vanzazikon
Feb 10, 2010, 08:21 PM
Good fucking job dude, you just derailed a light-hearted thread with your serious comment.

The part about me being horny a lot might as well be true. I live in a fucking tiny redneck town, I don't have my driver's license, and there simply aren't many girls around here. If you want to discuss the technicalities of my situation further, send me a PM; otherwise, quit being a douche, or else I'm putting you on my block list along with all the other haters./butthurt.jpg

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 10, 2010, 08:23 PM
Kenneth Cole OVEReaction
Crush is for Men now too?

Dove too, on some SuperDevil commercial on that Sunday.

_

I wouldn't pay them, they'd want to come just because (of my lottery winnings).
;)

astuarlen
Feb 11, 2010, 12:49 AM
Do you ever plan on meeting an actual, real-life woman with whom you can pursue a relationship?


Please do not suggest that Tetsaru approach an actual human woman.

Tetsaru
Feb 11, 2010, 01:13 AM
So, the answer is 'no,' then?


/butthurt.jpg


Please do not suggest that Tetsaru approach an actual human woman.

That's it - I'm sick of people on these forums mocking me every other post I make... and yet SOMEHOW, the mods put ME in trouble for it.

So this doesn't derail any further, expect a nasty PM from me soon; I don't give a shit if it gets me banned from this site, as long as I get my point across. Apparently I'm not good enough to be with the rest of PSU General during the last days of the PC/PS2 servers anyway, even though I've been banned for... half a year now? Wtf, people.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 11, 2010, 01:29 AM
So this doesn't derail any further, expect a nasty PM from me soon
My good friend.

Report Post is superior to "NASTY PM"

ADVIL PM I heard is good too, if your stomach can handle Aspirin.

Also there were fun exchanges not but a couple days ago about Wii games the other day, with there is more fun to be had and technology to use for the Mario Mushroom games. So there is more to discuss without mudslinging, we're not in election season here.

Or stay tuned and maybe we will be in Election season.

astuarlen
Feb 11, 2010, 01:38 AM
Or stay tuned and maybe we will be in Election season.

Geez, Haya, you've been bringing up this "Election" thing an awful lot in recent posts. I can't help but wonder if someone is gunning for POTFKL (Or is it a dictatorship now? Gunning would be rather appropriate for a military coup, of course). Is this some sort of subliminal strategy--get us to associate election with Hayabusa so when the time comes there's only one choice that's natural and "feels" presidential?

Vanzazikon
Feb 11, 2010, 01:39 AM
That's it - I'm sick of people on these forums mocking me every other post I make... and yet SOMEHOW, the mods put ME in trouble for it.

So this doesn't derail any further, expect a nasty PM from me soon; I don't give a shit if it gets me banned from this site, as long as I get my point across. Apparently I'm not good enough to be with the rest of PSU General during the last days of the PC/PS2 servers anyway, even though I've been banned for... half a year now? Wtf, people.It's FKL, derailment is legal here. Especially for a thread with no specific posting sequence. But do the nasty PM anyways, I'm sure it's nothing worth looking into.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 11, 2010, 01:59 AM
If I have to run the thing, its standard practice not to be a candidate, and neither can any of my family win the contest due to issues of incontinence stakes of the personal nature and or employees of the company running said event.

Just like John Kerry could probably never win "Ketchup man of the Year!"

Ketchup stakey bias.

Steak w/Ketchup try its, remember ol' WackoShaq doing once. Good eats.

astuarlen
Feb 11, 2010, 02:10 AM
I'm loving the idea of "Ketchup man of the Year!" (exclamation point mandatory!). In fact, I think we should have some sort of pageant for every condiment, standard or strange. Contestants will be judged on personality (i.e. flavor), consistency (no one likes runny mustard, for example), versatility, and picnic friendliness. May the best relish win.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 11, 2010, 02:16 AM
PSOW's HONEYMustardPOT

Was checking out those voting booths the other day in archives. These guys were ahead of the curve by years with a buncha animu themes, CHIBI CHASER? NEKO something or other? (guy named neko-chan even won, beating SnaPPuRu-Nyan-Ko out by this much)

Thank the bananas it was a one time thing, those titles, for there would be many dramatics through AMVs for anyone who loses those things nowadays.

Rust
Feb 11, 2010, 08:31 AM
It will be like a heaven.
[...]
6 women to 1 man ratio.

No.
I call that Hell.

Volcompat321
Feb 11, 2010, 08:59 AM
No.
I call that Hell.

Not in a heaven like scenario.
It can be what you want. Not what anyone else wants. :p

Vanzazikon
Feb 11, 2010, 04:33 PM
No.
I call that Hell.
How about six lolies to one Rust?

Rust
Feb 11, 2010, 04:57 PM
How about six lolies to one Rust?

Oh fuck yeah, I will drown my deep sorrow in loli drinks.

Outrider
Feb 11, 2010, 05:36 PM
It's FKL, derailment is legal here. Especially for a thread with no specific posting sequence. But do the nasty PM anyways, I'm sure it's nothing worth looking into.

Yeah - it was more whiny than nasty. I would feel bad if I had ever insulted the legitimate issues he brought up in it, but that's not the case, so I'm still feeling pretty good.

Delete
Feb 11, 2010, 07:17 PM
Would be nice to hit 150 mil.

*Goes off to play numbers*

Leviathan
Feb 11, 2010, 09:17 PM
Buy us stuff.
http://dealerrevs.com/pictures/7290663.jpg

astuarlen
Feb 11, 2010, 09:27 PM
Oy, Lev, is that car the only thing you ever think about? Typical woman!

Rust
Feb 11, 2010, 09:35 PM
Buy us stuff.
http://dealerrevs.com/pictures/7290663.jpg

I was more thinking about something interesting as a gift, personally.

Leviathan
Feb 11, 2010, 10:00 PM
Oy, Lev, is that car the only thing you ever think about? Typical woman!

Get out of my mind you mind-reading space hen. You probably emit space sickness.

Aww, I can't stay mad at you forever.



I was more thinking about something interesting as a gift, personally.

:disapprove:

A car is nice. :<

Rust
Feb 11, 2010, 10:18 PM
But cars can be stolen.
It's a waste of money to have someone buy you one.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 11, 2010, 11:39 PM
Clearly with $150 million, some lucky gal will be getting a jetpack.

That thing won't leave their person even for fuel fillups.

Volcompat321
Feb 11, 2010, 11:54 PM
Buy us stuff.
http://dealerrevs.com/pictures/7290663.jpg

Only for you, Levi. :p


Oy, Lev, is that car the only thing you ever think about? Typical woman!

Really, I'd think that's more of a guy thing. :wacko:

But cars can be stolen.
It's a waste of money to have someone buy you one.
Only if it gets stolen.


Clearly with $150 million, some lucky gal will be getting a jetpack.

That thing won't leave their person even for fuel fillups.

Lucky gal?
Or dude.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 11, 2010, 11:56 PM
1 each huh?

What are you trying to do here?

Bad Nicholas Cage disaster movies?

Vanzazikon
Feb 11, 2010, 11:57 PM
Really, I'd think that's more of a guy thing.

Lucky gal?
Or dude.
Sexist.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:03 AM
Sexist.

I said "or".

1 each huh?

What are you trying to do here?

Bad Nicholas Cage disaster movies?

Well, let's not be toooo greedy. It's only $150 mil.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 12:06 AM
Amazon guy, 35th wealthiest whatever ranking, working on spaceflight, really should be working on consumer jetpack flight.

Free Super Saver Shipping via jetpacking.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:12 AM
I want a jetpack.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 12:16 AM
I'm sorry today we only have KINDLE.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:17 AM
:disapprove:

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 12:18 AM
Buy a Time Machine. Meet Samantha Mumba.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:23 AM
She's pretty hot, for a black Irish women.
And you should know how much I love the dark women. :D
I'm Irish as well, so that is just "icing on the cake".

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 12:28 AM
I didn't think you did, what with that last talk about movies, I mentioned the first black actress in Sanaa Lathan, you were on that Kate Beckinsdale tip, with that whoever that was, Uma Thurman.

Your list was a "whitewash" even if that term doesn't even need to go there.

Don't take your future lottery winnings into a future plan of making the movie "Single Black Female" though. Its been done, and it is one of the worst movies ever.

Something that sounds worse though, "Holla!" a play on "Scream" (which holey moley is coming out with another one why?) even if it probably stars that one guy from Immature:B2K who calls every one of his releases a pun play on "O" What the heck is an Ollusion?

Nevermind

Sourcing it:

http://blackhorrormovies.com/holla.htm
Good

http://blackhorrormovies.com/somebodyhelpme.htm
Good enough puns

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:35 AM
Haha, are you serious..another Scream movie!?

And no, I've stated my obsession of darker women many times. :p
I love em all. Specially the Irish ones! :wacko:

Also, are you talking about Omarion? He was in B2K, wasn't he?

Adriano
Feb 12, 2010, 12:38 AM
Kids love trash.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:39 AM
Oh, that was Omarion, and Marques Houston!
Weren't the both in some type of boy band/black group?

You sneaky devil, editing that in.

Also, even though I love Snoop Dogg, those two movies cant be any worse than the Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror movie.
(which wasn't actually that bad, when it was animated...but the live parts kinda sucked. They were about a "B" movie status).

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 12:40 AM
Shia the Pouf is also going to be in a Wall Street sequel.

Gordon Gecko looks more like Grinch from Geico these days.

Canadian site of film posters, I guess I could get that link too.

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie_posters.php?id=14383
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie_posters.php?id=14463

Kids love trash.
Leprechaun in the Hood 3 please.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:44 AM
Leprechaun in the Hood was horrible, but it did have Ice Tea.
Not to be confused with Ice Cube.

Rust
Feb 12, 2010, 01:11 AM
Only if it gets stolen.

I meant "Why having someone buy one for you when you can steal one and save money?".

Tsk, silly you. :wacko:

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 01:18 AM
Leprechaun Back 2 the Hood was horrible
But it had great puns for captions.

TASTE the RAINBOW of DEATH!

http://www.blackhorrormovies.com/leprechaunback2hood.htm

50 Cent is not taking out the Trash though, possibly.

Vanzazikon
Feb 12, 2010, 02:49 AM
Ice Tea.
lol Ice Tea u funny guy u

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 03:03 AM
That's a dudes rapper name. Honest.

Vanzazikon
Feb 12, 2010, 03:37 AM
That's a dudes rapper name. Honest.He would've slapped you if you spelled it that way.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 03:42 AM
Just kidding dood.
Ice-T of course.
It was supposed to be a ....:wacko: thing, maybe.


Actually, I should have known that...I do love old school rap.
But I was never into his music, and I don't like Law and Order much.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 03:45 AM
I thought VPat was just making note of that meme; I saw it through all that Xzibit memes.

Ice Cubes in your Ice T (glass of Iced Tea) if he was named iced tea he'd be pulling Madalyn Albright, Janet Reno or something not Nicole Coco Austin

Hypnotoad one, awesome.

Car in car in your house, no you're doing too much.