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Alielle
Feb 12, 2010, 12:33 AM
Peeing on your poo is kinda gross.

But splashing pee water on your butt with your poo is worse.

IMHO :yes:

DISCUSS.

Adriano
Feb 12, 2010, 12:34 AM
Why are we talking about this again?!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 12:35 AM
I used incontinence in some other post yesterday.

Then I looked that up.

Then eww.

But there was another use. Thank you Dictionary.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:38 AM
:sicko:

Wait, there isn't one of those.. :disapprove:

Adriano
Feb 12, 2010, 12:39 AM
:sicko:

Wait, there isn't one of those.. :disapprove:

No, I don't think we get smilies in the Michael Moore Variety.

But we have a dancing purple guy, let me get that for you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/bakadl/Misc/ooooh.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 12:42 AM
No, I don't think we get smilies in the Michael Moore Variety.

But we have a dancing purple guy, let me get that for you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/bakadl/Misc/ooooh.gif
He shouldn't be in this thread, now he might seem like he's doing one of the options being asked here.

Maybe both.

You just don't know with his bouncy action.

IceBlink
Feb 12, 2010, 12:42 AM
Well, you could always go for a number 1, flush, and then number 2...

But would you be able to hold it in time? And think of the water bill!

SpikeOtacon
Feb 12, 2010, 12:42 AM
Both at the same time, like a frozen yogurt dispenser from hell.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:44 AM
Haha...this is an odd question.

Both at the same time isn't too bad.
:wacko:

Weird...

IceBlink
Feb 12, 2010, 12:45 AM
Haha...this is an odd question.

Both at the same time isn't too bad.
:wacko:

Weird...

Both at the same time?!

How bizarre!

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:48 AM
Why would you go one of them, and then flush (or not), then do the other?

It's just not a good use of your time.
In and out, no dillydallying.
Shake more than once, you're playing with yourself.
Or if you're a woman, wipe more than twice?

Alielle
Feb 12, 2010, 12:49 AM
If you don't vote I'm gonna assume you use Depends and so this question doesn't apply.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:49 AM
There's no option for "the same time"...so I will not vote.
I'll have to wait til the next time I have to go, to see which comes out first, and then maybe I can make a good vote.

Alielle
Feb 12, 2010, 12:51 AM
There's no option for "the same time"...so I will not vote.
I'll have to wait til the next time I have to go, to see which comes out first, and then maybe I can make a good vote.

I'll be watching you.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 12:52 AM
I'll be watching you.

That's kind of creepy.
But it's okay. I'll be careful of what I do.
I might be afraid to enter the bathroom now.
I'm not sure if I'm bathroom shy or not...I've never experienced the staring eye.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 12:55 AM
Doesn't matter which you do.

geewJeff Goldblum is standing behind you.

Adriano
Feb 12, 2010, 01:00 AM
I'll be watching you.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/bakadl/Misc/ooooh.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/bakadl/Misc/ooooh.gif

Zeek123
Feb 12, 2010, 01:04 AM
Glad to know we're mature enough to talk about this sort of thing in the FKL!

:p

IceBlink
Feb 12, 2010, 01:08 AM
I'll be watching you.

No more youtube webcam please

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 01:10 AM
Glad to know we're mature enough to talk about this sort of thing in the FKL!

:p
I can bring the rabbit hole deeper if you'd like, taken some info from 3000% less mature forums, even talk about a Yoga Special Move that's like auto-fiber that some bro posted there like "guys check this out no joke - it was on the toilet door at this place took it with my sidekick". Also sorta why Japan never stepped their doo-doo games up B. With those floor toilets.

Zeek123
Feb 12, 2010, 01:12 AM
I can bring the rabbit hole deeper if you'd like, taken some info from 3000% less mature forums, even talk about a Yoga Special Move that's like auto-fiber that some bro posted there like "guys check this out no joke - it was on the toilet door at this place took it with my sidekick". Also sorta why Japan never stepped their doo-doo games up B. With those floor toilets.

Anytime I hear someone talk about their trip to Japan, that's the first thing they say lol.

Rust
Feb 12, 2010, 01:14 AM
Whichever of the two that chose to go out on a field trip first.


I demand an option to recast my vote every time I go to the pewpthrone.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 01:16 AM
Sweet.

Half-Man Half-Amazing of the AND1 Mixtape tour wasn't the only one then.

There are standard toilets though, but they're all for that home use, and cover up the noises with other robotic queued up noises on cue. Computer toilets in those one dept. stores. Too many thousand yen extra.

Gentlemen
Feb 12, 2010, 01:40 AM
But splashing pee water on your butt with your poo is worse.



I guess you could call that a. . .

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2343/horatio4609324536ce4.jpg

Shitty situation.

astuarlen
Feb 12, 2010, 02:29 AM
I'm waiting for Meira to add 42 to this poll before I cast my vote.



Both at the same time, like a frozen yogurt dispenser from hell.
I hope I never see you behind the counter at TCBY.

Chuck_Norris
Feb 12, 2010, 02:35 AM
Why the fuck isn't there a both option? I've never had issues with that.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 02:42 AM
Why the fuck isn't there a both option? I've never had issues with that.

That's what I'm asking.
Give us both option, and I'll be happy.

Vanzazikon
Feb 12, 2010, 02:46 AM
That's what I'm asking.
Give us both option, and I'll be happy.Because it's always about satisfying you, isn't it!? :disapprove:

For the record, I usually go #1 and then #2. ;o

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 03:05 AM
Because it's always about satisfying you, isn't it!? :disapprove:


Sure it is.

But seriously, why not have a both option?

Vanzazikon
Feb 12, 2010, 03:39 AM
Sure it is.

But seriously, why not have a both option?42 would count as both.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 03:50 AM
I will paraphrase 2 old mans here, not look up the exact particulars, disturbing graves that will cause rolling over and whatnot.

(No multi choice poll by the way either to pick both, specifically asking what went down 1st, leading on if you ever have had that splashback experience)

poop n pee, Saladwood title

I poop on my pee. - geewj response or maybe sig even

-

I got some protips too.

Throwing down a slice or swath if you need it on top can stop many a splashback. But that requires your #1 planning first or a pace to stop after #1 then throw down the paper goods.

Oh and you know why there is no both, I'm pretty sure you guys aren't on the 5th one of Pepto Bismol everyday. You know the one, "cha cha cha."

Alielle
Feb 12, 2010, 01:30 PM
I'm disturbed by all you dudes saying you do both at the same time.

I mean, it makes sense for a girl, but are you all implying that you have no wing-wangs?

Or are you just letting the deuce just drop onto the shower floor (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12844) or something?

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 02:40 PM
I'm disturbed by all you dudes saying you do both at the same time.

I mean, it makes sense for a girl, but are you all implying that you have no wing-wangs?

Or are you just letting the deuce just drop onto the shower floor (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12844) or something?

What says you don't have a ding dong if you go both at the same time?
And peeing in the shower....weird, but not horrible.
Unless you're with someone, then that's just nasty.

Oh, and by the way, I tested this out when after I woke up this afternoon.
1, then 2. I'll have to do some more tests before I make my final conclusion.

Vanzazikon
Feb 12, 2010, 03:20 PM
1, then 2. I'll have to do some more tests before I make my final conclusion.It makes sense, it takes less effort to piss than to crap.

Alielle
Feb 12, 2010, 04:10 PM
What says you don't have a ding dong if you go both at the same time?
And peeing in the shower....weird, but not horrible.
Unless you're with someone, then that's just nasty.


You have to be sitting to make doo doo, right?

So when you pee at the same time, WHERE DOES IT GO



Oh, and by the way, I tested this out when after I woke up this afternoon.
1, then 2. I'll have to do some more tests before I make my final conclusion.

:D

My mom uses the same brand of shampoo that you do, btw.

Volcompat321
Feb 12, 2010, 04:33 PM
You have to be sitting to make doo doo, right?

So when you pee at the same time, WHERE DOES IT GO



:D

My mom uses the same brand of shampoo that you do, btw.

Of course I have to poo sitting.
I don't sit down to go pee unless my legs are hurt or something....(only happened once! I swear! :o)

Is it normal to stand peeing then sit to go poop?
Is that what you're saying you do?
It's just not a good use of time.

Also, so, your mom likes Man's Adidas Shampoo?

Alielle
Feb 12, 2010, 05:17 PM
Of course I have to poo sitting.
I don't sit down to go pee unless my legs are hurt or something....(only happened once! I swear! :o)

Is it normal to stand peeing then sit to go poop?
Is that what you're saying you do?
It's just not a good use of time.


I'm more a visual learner. I think you should draw me a diagram. :(


Also, so, your mom likes Man's Adidas Shampoo?

Oh, it's not for her hair...

Adriano
Feb 12, 2010, 05:50 PM
I'm more a visual learner. I think you should draw me a diagram. :(



Oh, it's not for her hair...

Aliens can pee from their fingers.

astuarlen
Feb 12, 2010, 06:12 PM
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx67/henfingers/2874898291_27c8182186.jpg

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2010, 09:28 PM
Aliens can pee from their fingers.
They also pee in the shower from that PSA to do so in Brazil that hit the youtubery.

Chuck_Norris
Feb 13, 2010, 02:13 PM
--x--

Mixfortune
Feb 15, 2010, 02:25 PM
The scientific method is flawed. It doesn't account for the third state of matter commonly found in the stated environs. Such risk of contamination surely must be a deciding factor in your theories.

Lance813
Feb 15, 2010, 02:32 PM
This is honestly one of the weirdest threads that I've seen in a while...

What the fuck.

astuarlen
Feb 15, 2010, 02:39 PM
The scientific method is flawed. It doesn't account for the third state of matter commonly found in the stated environs. Such risk of contamination surely must be a deciding factor in your theories.

Blood?

[spoiler-box]Uterine chunks? Sekrit ingredient in Bush's Baked Beans. But you didn't hear that from me; it was the dog.[/spoiler-box]

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 16, 2010, 10:36 PM
Sometimes when you're busy attempting, but it doesn't want "to agree with you Number 2," a third liquid comes out you weren't expecting...





sweat.

Lance813
Feb 17, 2010, 12:38 AM
Sometimes when you're busy attempting, but it doesn't want "to agree with you Number 2," a third liquid comes out you weren't expecting...





sweat.

...baby!

astuarlen
Feb 17, 2010, 01:12 AM
...baby!

Good point, sometimes fully-formed babby comes out. It's a surprise I'd not care to repeat.

Zeek123
Feb 17, 2010, 01:41 AM
...baby!

Oh god... The terrifyingly disgusting thing is that it's partly true...

My girlfriend made me watch that horrible "I didn't know I was Pregnant" show... I wanted to die...

astuarlen
Feb 20, 2010, 02:19 AM
Classy? Classy?!
This thread is about what way you take a shit!

I swear, PSOW has some of the most [redacted] mods I've ever seen. :disapprove:

The nasty stuff is supposed to come out of your poop chute, not your mouth.

Sayara
Feb 20, 2010, 10:13 PM
NEXT STYLE OLD SKOOL G

Chuck_Norris
Feb 20, 2010, 10:23 PM
NEXT STYLE OLD SKOOL G

You're an idiot.

Sayara
Feb 20, 2010, 10:26 PM
I remember that flash, it crashed a many of IEs back in the day.

With its consistant laughter and what have you

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 21, 2010, 12:49 AM
You're a Chuck Norris
That he is. All you need to say.