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Cranberry
Feb 18, 2010, 02:19 PM
You know how when you go into a player shop, the PM usually greets you with a message? Usually they say something simple like "Welcome to the shop!" or "Make yourself at home!" or something like that. But browsing the shop listings and making my way into a variety of rooms, I've found some that were mildly amusing, and others that made me literally laugh out loud.

Not that long ago, I was searching for some materials and found a shop that had them. I went in, and the Partner Machine cried out as I stepped in. "Help! My master beats me!" After I bought the item, it cried out "Help me plz!" I broke out laughing... which actually probably makes me a really terrible person to be laughing at a beaten and abused PM.

In another room that was on the recommended shops list, the ownder was standing right by the PM and as I entered it cried out "My master molests me!" I snapped at the owner demanding him not to molest his PM, but he didn't answer me. He seemed... busy. Irronically the PM was named "Touch Me".

Another room again had a beaten PM, and their bulletin board was also full of other players begging him to stop beating the PM.

My favorite has to be a rather intollerant PM I met. As soon as I entered it said "Trespassers will be shot." And after I purchased an item it responded "...surviviors will be shot again." I quickly fled the room...

Not all of them are so violent though. Just a few minutes ago I went into one where the PM whistled "Hellooo Nurse-... oh wait it's just you."

What about the rest of you? What are the best shop greetings you've seen? And not to be outdone by the PMs are our fine feathered friends, the parrots you find in rooms. Any amusing parrot stories too?

ashley50
Feb 18, 2010, 02:35 PM
"I smell money...I mean, WELCOME!"

Ce'Nedra
Feb 18, 2010, 02:58 PM
"Ahh a new test subje...I mean a customer!"

Not 100% sure its accurate, been a while i've been in that guys room. (forgot how much of subject he put in there)

pinkace
Feb 18, 2010, 08:19 PM
"Daddy! You've Come Ba.... oh.... :("

Skids
Feb 18, 2010, 09:25 PM
A buddy of mine has this for his. Where he just has the red ball.

I'm starving. He doesn't feed me.

Max B
Feb 18, 2010, 09:59 PM
Ummm I think mine is funny it says "Hi there!"

Cookie Monster
Feb 19, 2010, 12:25 PM
"Master licks me all over" and the bot name was Lil Lollipop :lol:

milka
Feb 19, 2010, 01:49 PM
"Get nakeddd!!!!"

Sayara
Feb 19, 2010, 02:15 PM
"hey there, you want somethin?"

"thanks"

Ami
Feb 19, 2010, 10:32 PM
Oh man. I have a sudden urge to go change mines to The Merchant from RE4. I should go do that >_>

Powder Keg
Feb 19, 2010, 10:35 PM
"Stop looking at me, swan!"

Cranberry
Feb 20, 2010, 04:38 AM
Lol! Keep em comming! These are great. I laughed at the lollipop one!

tadtwisted
Feb 20, 2010, 10:46 PM
i got rid of these 2 but they were:

sucky, sucky 5 meseta
I can make you a Okiku Doll too

Legendwolf
Feb 20, 2010, 10:56 PM
(random shop) my master hits me..:twak:

gordon/alpha999
Feb 21, 2010, 12:14 AM
"leave biritny alone..-smack!-" xO

pinkace
Feb 21, 2010, 12:58 AM
the suki suki reminds me of another...

"Me Love You Long Time"

MasterG05
Feb 21, 2010, 01:28 AM
"Hit the road, square" - Purchase comment.

Kion
Feb 21, 2010, 03:52 AM
"I want your hard cash inside of me"
"Please come again" - Purchase Comment

WsntHere
Feb 22, 2010, 05:59 PM
The room is Gothic Pink. Greeting: "Help, this room is HORRIBLE!!!" Exit: "PLEASE take me with you!!!"

VIN211
Feb 22, 2010, 11:34 PM
Walking in. "Vin we have company!"
Buying. "Hey! Give that Back! Its mine."
Hahahaha :D

Cranberry
Feb 24, 2010, 07:57 PM
lol. These are great. The PMs have so much personality.