Sayara
Mar 2, 2010, 09:23 PM
My English teacher is an amazing man. Not only does he look like and speak like Dave Fritz, he often gets so sidetracked and says the most random things. This will be a collection of his many jumbled thoughts...
* Get a PHD in your girlfriend.
* Ladies; if your boyfriend does not know the color of your eyes, its over.
* All men are feminists... unless of course they're dating to harrass and abuse their girlfriend.
* You Love your mother right?
* I went to UMD, and i still see my 18 yr old self walk by... MY GOD WHAT A NERD.
* Don't ask/Don't tell has been going on for too long... speaking of which.."Gay hope is their fancy fed..."(Gray 41)
* Catholic churches would make excellent bowling alleys.
* We're not trying to be villians in a video game, so don't drop a nuclear bomb on us!
* "What men or gods are these? What Maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? what struggle to escape?
Whate pipes and timbrels? what wild ecstacy?" (Keats 7-10)
... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??
*Olmert: I had to pay $59 dollars for Henry the Fifth tickets... and it sucked! Why is it so expensive? This world has gone nuts!!!
student: Uh... season tickets for basketball are like 1200...
Olmert: ...Well thats ok...
*I watch the weather! well... Topper Shut...
*CHIZIC. Say Chezwick and I'll stab you.
*You want a silent woman? Slice her head off.
*They pee'd in buckets at night and they had a servant get take them away... Its good to have servants!!
*If the wine is good, it don't need no fucking bush!
*I'm not some creepy english professor who tries to make creepy innuendos... Oh Olmert you raunchy bastard!
*Isn't this fun?? Look how excited the people in the back are to read this... you beady eyed bastards i've seen you before!
*Young Woman are often painted with a furry little animal.... ... ... like a squirrel or a dog.
*Lower class people got goute too... but who gives a fuck about them!?
*She left her underwear there! And the dog is sniffing it!! Thats certainly no hat...Dogs don't smell hats...unless they like the smell of Garnias Fructise."
"MY 11 YR OLD SON IS A SEX FIEND!"
* Get a PHD in your girlfriend.
* Ladies; if your boyfriend does not know the color of your eyes, its over.
* All men are feminists... unless of course they're dating to harrass and abuse their girlfriend.
* You Love your mother right?
* I went to UMD, and i still see my 18 yr old self walk by... MY GOD WHAT A NERD.
* Don't ask/Don't tell has been going on for too long... speaking of which.."Gay hope is their fancy fed..."(Gray 41)
* Catholic churches would make excellent bowling alleys.
* We're not trying to be villians in a video game, so don't drop a nuclear bomb on us!
* "What men or gods are these? What Maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? what struggle to escape?
Whate pipes and timbrels? what wild ecstacy?" (Keats 7-10)
... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??
*Olmert: I had to pay $59 dollars for Henry the Fifth tickets... and it sucked! Why is it so expensive? This world has gone nuts!!!
student: Uh... season tickets for basketball are like 1200...
Olmert: ...Well thats ok...
*I watch the weather! well... Topper Shut...
*CHIZIC. Say Chezwick and I'll stab you.
*You want a silent woman? Slice her head off.
*They pee'd in buckets at night and they had a servant get take them away... Its good to have servants!!
*If the wine is good, it don't need no fucking bush!
*I'm not some creepy english professor who tries to make creepy innuendos... Oh Olmert you raunchy bastard!
*Isn't this fun?? Look how excited the people in the back are to read this... you beady eyed bastards i've seen you before!
*Young Woman are often painted with a furry little animal.... ... ... like a squirrel or a dog.
*Lower class people got goute too... but who gives a fuck about them!?
*She left her underwear there! And the dog is sniffing it!! Thats certainly no hat...Dogs don't smell hats...unless they like the smell of Garnias Fructise."
"MY 11 YR OLD SON IS A SEX FIEND!"