The FKL B4R: It's Back!

[Tact]

In the confusion and chaos that makes up the Landfill, some things manage to remain constant and unchanging. As the Landfill's resident cat-hermaphrodite walked up to a locked building, he/she looked inside. There was a thick layer of dust covering the entire interior of the beloved B4R. As he/she unlocked the doors, the cat thought of the newfound appreciation he/she would have for the B4R's Jantor when the place was cleaned up.

So yeah, the B4R's back. Lots of dust and everything, though, so let's get it cleaned up!

[Randomness]

Can I just go ahead and godmod a tornado through the building?

[Tact]

No. It won't feel like we did any work if you make a tornado. There won't be any satisfaction! We should do it ourselves. Besides, a tornado would wreck the place.

[SpikeOtacon]

Shit goddamn, I need me some GOD. Those don't have expiration dates do they? Otherwise, I'll have to get Shadowpawn on the phone to open the factory gates again.

[Shadowpawn]

*Opens up the factory*

Just send the tab to Haya.

[Tact]

I don't know if GOD has an expiration date. If anyone would know, it would be Shadowpawn. He downs the stuff like it's nobody's business.

[Vanzazikon]

Can I just go ahead and godmod a tornado through the building?Seems Randomness got his early drunk on. u fast mang

[Randomness]

I just thought it would be efficient.

*pulls out a DS and sits in corner*

[Lance813]

* Drinks GOD *

* Throws up *

Nope. No expiration date. :wacko:

[Tact]

I would hate to see what that would do if it could expire.

*continues to dust various things in the B4R*

[SStrikerR]

Unexpected points +1

[Lance813]

Unexpected points +1

+2

focl

[Tact]

I needed some way to breathe some life back into this place. The B4R seemed like the best way to do it.

[Nitro Vordex]

I would hate to see what that would do if it could expire.

*continues to dust various things in the B4R*
*opens door*

SIT DOWN, THIS BE MY JOB.

*cleans everything in a flash, everything is sparkling and fresh*

Ahhh. Welcome home, everyone.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I'll be back, let me Quest for Solly Points during the time the dust is unsettled.

Should be able to trade in enough pts for a Roll costume with broom, bucket, and maybe even dust pan for Tact, if I track him down quickly enough.

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Tact new sig freaks me out like that Dead Rising Supermarket man, man!

[Nitro Vordex]

This place will be in tip top shape in no time.

*gets tools and heads below*

Also, if you hear anything down here...don't come down. Just, just don't.

[Randomness]

*throws a camera and mic in after Nitro*

Hmm...

[Nitro Vordex]

*throws into bucketspace bucket*

That's just creepy, and you know it.

[Skuda]

I think I knew just what we need...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIi0vFyqWAc

[astuarlen]

Surprise me.

[HeartBreak301]

I'll get to work exterminating the rats, where do you keep the sledgehammers?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I hope you don't cupboard check and find some...

Surprise meat!
Like why does it also saber green colorization. :barf: :dead:

[Tact]

Knowing our resident Jantor, I wouldn't be surprised if he has sledgehammers in there. I would advise you to ask him before looking, though.

*moves behind the bar counter, dress clinking all the way, and starts to clean out glasses*

[CrimsomWolf]

Hell, it's 'bout time!

*Puts the rifle on the table and leans forward*

Long time no see Tact. Oh, and can I have some GOD and :wacko: cookies?

[HeartBreak301]

Sledgehammers aren't cutting it, I'm borrowing your rifle for a minute or two.

[CrimsomWolf]

Fine, just be warned it has quite the- *hears the yell and sound of something cracking*
...recoil?

*Puts another gun on the table, reads some Cerberus Daily News paper*

[HeartBreak301]

The yells and cracking you hear are gunshots and screams over in Ethan Land. I was born with a gun in my hand.

[CrimsomWolf]

Whatever you say. I'm not paying the hospital bill anyway.

[Tact]

Oh, an order for wacko cookies already? I'll need some time to bake those up.

*pours a GOD for Crimsom and slides it across the counter for him*

[TalHex]

Did somebody say, hospital? *walks in the door* Yeah, I don't even know either.

[CrimsomWolf]

*Catches the GOD. Drinks it. Delicious as ever*

Yeb, that was good.

When I'll be doing the renovations to Casino Executor, I'll make sure to add some room for GOD supplies. Will probably have to remove storage space for some TIE's, but those things are useless anyway. Better go with Gundams.

[Tact]

As much as your name makes me think you'll do it anyway, try not to give any of them red paint jobs. That basically ensures their demise on the first mission they attempt.

[TalHex]

Well... I don't think the B4R is the B4R without some music, so I shall start us off.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWCV5wpMJJM

[Tessu]

I'm 12 and what is this

[Mysterious-G]

This is candy mountain. Take one of the delicious sugar drinks, little miss.

[Randomness]

As much as your name makes me think you'll do it anyway, try not to give any of them red paint jobs. That basically ensures their demise on the first mission they attempt.

Except for Star Destroyers. They're the exception.


No, really.


In any case, pass me some cookies.

[Tact]

*The oven dings, and the B4Rmaidtender runs over to grab the cookies*

You may want to watch out. They're right out of the oven.

[Randomness]

*casts NulBlaze on self*

K. *eats*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I'm 12 and what is this
Non-alcoholic GOD in juice boxes, Shadow get on that.

[Nitro Vordex]

*comes up covered in goop*

Man, leave a place like this unoccupied, and you gotta go Ghostbusters on this shi-

OOOH, COOKIES. *eats cookie*

[astuarlen]

*comes up covered in goop*

Man, leave a place like this unoccupied, and you gotta go Ghostbusters on this shi-

OOOH, COOKIES. *eats cookie*

Don't eat the bar snacks.

[TalHex]

I would be more worried about those portable black holes randomness stashed down there...

[astuarlen]

I would be more worried about those portable black holes randomness stashed down there...

No need to enable his delusional behaviors...

[TalHex]

No need to enable his delusional behaviors...

awww.... who's delusional behavior can I enable then?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

awww.... who's delusional behavior can I enable then?
joSEF SBallin

A major political rolodex mate of ast's.

[astuarlen]

joSEF SBallin

A major political rolodex mate of ast's.

It's gonna be a hell of a coup.

[Randomness]

awww.... who's delusional behavior can I enable then?

F. You get an F.

Also, this is FKL, there is no such thing as delusional behavior, because everything is delusional, and therefore not delusional at all. Or something like that. I don't know, I don't have a degree in philosophy.

Edit: Haya, if you're talking about Mr. Djugashvili, TOH would have to kill him if he showed up. (Partly for being a zombie, and partly for being named Djugashvili.) And said killing might provoke an interdimensional incident as well.

[fronebullare]

This bar is going to need a waiter, I'll be more than happy to fill that position. ;3

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/Frone/fklwaiter.jpg [/spoiler-box]

There, Fronebullare, ready [spoiler]tofor service.

[Randomness]

>.>

<.<

For that picture...

You get this...

*defenestrates fronebullare* (Been wanting to do that to someone for a while)

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

F. You get an F.

Also, this is FKL, there is no such thing as delusional behavior, because everything is delusional, and therefore not delusional at all. Or something like that. I don't know, I don't have a degree in philosophy.

Edit: Haya, if you're talking about Mr. Djugashvili, TOH would have to kill him if he showed up. (Partly for being a zombie, and partly for being named Djugashvili.) And said killing might provoke an interdimensional incident as well.
That fox is from out of town, and country of yours, your grades don't work there.

Psychology degrees are for listening to people, Philosophy degrees are for not listening to anybody because you know more of what these old dead guys wrote down, sometimes about eachother, or even people they never knew, and societies they were never a part of.

Its not a Martha Stewart thing.


Yeah... Sef's a zombie (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=84753&forum=14&start=25), and a whale named Seth in Illusion of Gaia, according to popular lore. (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=176235)

[astuarlen]

Now I know why you have beef with tacos, Haya:

I'm Craaaaazy Taco! I'm the craaaaziest taco in town!
ಠ_ಠ

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

And tacos=violence O_o,

...I should have gotten out when I still could!

[Nitro Vordex]

Don't eat the bar snacks.
Wait, why not? They look delicious.

Laughing is contagious, and it's advantageous hahahaha hohohoho heeheeheeheeheeheeeeee.

What.

[Vanzazikon]

>.>

<.<

For that picture...

You get this...

*defenestrates fronebullare* (Been wanting to do that to someone for a while)Since you've thrown out the only waiter, I guess that makes you the new one.

Ooooh waiter~ It appears my mug is empty. Go fill it up. *snaps finger*

[CrimsomWolf]

As much as your name makes me think you'll do it anyway, try not to give any of them red paint jobs. That basically ensures their demise on the first mission they attempt.


Tact, a true ace always flies in red unit.

Wait, why not? They look delicious.

They're Turian/Quarian snacks. They'll kill you.


Oh and cookies were delicious.

[fronebullare]

Since you've thrown out the only waiter, I guess that makes you the new one.

Ooooh waiter~ It appears my mug is empty. Go fill it up. *snaps finger*

He didn't throw me out, he couldn't have, for there are no windows here. Coming right up. ;3

[Tact]

Well, shoot. If we have Fronewaiter now, what do I have to do besides stand behind the counter and look pretty?

[Dhylec]

Well, shoot. If we have Fronewaiter now, what do I have to do besides stand behind the counter and look pretty?
dress smexier & serve moar b33rz

[Tessu]

Well, shoot. If we have Fronewaiter now, what do I have to do besides stand behind the counter and look pretty?

That's a perfectly fine job on its own.


He didn't throw me out, he couldn't have, for there are no windows here. Coming right up. ;3

There are also, for the record, no doors and no ceiling.

[Tact]

dress smexier & serve moar b33rz

But...but that completely negates the point of the needles (pun not intended).


That's a perfectly fine job on its own.

If you say so.



There are also, for the record, no doors and no ceiling.

There are no windows and no doors, and we need to beware of hitchhiking ghosts. :wacko:

[fronebullare]

Well, shoot. If we have Fronewaiter now, what do I have to do besides stand behind the counter and look pretty?

I was thinking you took the position of bartender since you went behind the counter first. You mix drinks n make cookies, I'll serve em. ;3

[Tact]

Ah, very good. That is a most agreeable solution.

*puts another batch of wacko cookies in the oven*

[astuarlen]

There are also, for the record, no doors and no ceiling.

You are in a bar. To the right you see nothing. To the left is nothing. There is nothing behind or in front of you. You are standing on what appears to be nothing, and when you look up you see nothing. Thankfully, collision detection is still functional, so you haven't fallen out the bottom into an infinite void. Obvious exits are undefined. Non-obvious exits include the cold embrace of death, not dennis, and "back".



Ah, very good. That is a most agreeable solution.

*puts another batch of wacko cookies in the oven*

I'm waiting for the special brownies, myself.

[Tact]

Brownies? I never used to make those. Perhaps you're remembering incorrectly.

[Nitro Vordex]

You are in a bar. To the right you see nothing. To the left is nothing. There is nothing behind or in front of you. You are standing on what appears to be nothing, and when you look up you see nothing. Thankfully, collision detection is still functional, so you haven't fallen out the bottom into an infinite void. Obvious exits are undefined. Non-obvious exits include the cold embrace of death, not dennis, and "back".

There's a vectoring bug in the restrooms. Don't go in there until I fix it.

Or have one of you computer nurds fix it. Destroying it =/= fixing it. *glares at Randomness and Crimsom*

*starts mopping the floor* Hmm. I should really get some of my disinfectant.

[Vanzazikon]

Have Adriano eat it. He seems to enjoy dining on spiders. :wacko:

[Randomness]

There's a vectoring bug in the restrooms. Don't go in there until I fix it.

Or have one of you computer nurds fix it. Destroying it =/= fixing it. *glares at Randomness and Crimsom*

*starts mopping the floor* Hmm. I should really get some of my disinfectant.

*begins pounding away at a keyboard* (What? I don't have to godmod everything)

*hires a million monkeys, gives them a million typewriters* (They have a .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % chance of solving it first. Why not?)

[Nitro Vordex]

You're cleaning up after them, not me.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Topp me off barkeep, it was tough out there.

Yeah, whatever you got left. Petrified freezer burn GOD, don't matter.

[Tact]

Apparently, GOD doesn't get any worse with age. I think you'll be fine.

*pours out a GOD for Haya and slides it down the B4R to him*

[Tessu]

Non-alcoholic GOD in a juicebox, please. :::::3

[Meyfei]

O_O FINALLY!!!!!!!! MY ADDICTION CAN BE SATISFIED ;_;

*buys 427 cans of the finest GOD*

;o;b glad to see you back baby!
*sits by the onesided window*

[Nitro Vordex]

Non-alcoholic GOD in a juicebox, please. :::::3
Spider-GOD.

Hey Tact, do you still have any of that NUNCHUKU left over? Or the SPARKZ? If so, give me the whole batch.

[Tact]

I could go look in the back if you want, Nitro. Hey, Frone, could you get this nice girl her juice box while I go check?

*goes into the back to rummage around for Nitro's favorite drinks*

[astuarlen]

Brownies? I never used to make those. Perhaps you're remembering incorrectly.

Just tell me where you keep the oregano. I'll bake myself.

[Nitro Vordex]

I'll bake myself.
Baken hen, with a touch of dat ast.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Juice boxes get an extra O, named: GOOD

*Interoffice e-mails the co. CEO/CFOof the bottling.co Shadowpawn*

-

Quest over, Solly found. All old points expire.

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=177420

[astuarlen]

Baken hen, with a touch of dat ast.

I've been saving instructions on how to smoke 'em.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Like steamed :hamlet: or Spiky smoking crab (http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2479804&postcount=5972) peer pressure cooked?

Release from your cooking repository of knowledge, I assume, Pastafarian lv 42!

[Tact]

Juice boxes get an extra O, named: GOOD

Wasn't there already a different drink named GOOD?

[Shadowpawn]

Wasn't there already a different drink named GOOD?

Yes, the bottles of GOOD that don't sell. We roll crates full of GOOD bottles down the streets of FKL everyday.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

GOOD was underdeveloped, it'll be back someday, after proper re-5-tooling.

[Tessu]

What if you add an extra G?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

GGOD? Good God...man.

What if we name it after an animal, but not something fake like a danimal...

GOOSE

Sorta reminds of Juice. Kids like animals, even lesser known possibly mean ones like Geese Howards.

*RE:GOOD Juice box product dev.e-mails ShadowGhost*

[astuarlen]

What if you add an extra G?

GOODG, in honor of geewj? I like it.


In not-so-great news, I'm still waiting to be served. Tips are ticking downward...

[Kard]

GGOD? Good God...man.

GOOSE


GEESE? Sliding ground projectiles don't belong in bars :<
Now, Japanese gangstas with baggies and cornrows, however...

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

GEESE? Sliding ground projectiles don't belong in bars :<
Now, Japanese gangstas with baggies and cornrows, however...
What he's trying to say:

"You can't escape from death!"

What it sounds like:

"YUK SK VROM DEATH"

His Super is hard to do, man. Or both even.
[spoiler-box]They fixed the broken joystick, hooray! Was fun to not jump and only work on footsies though, not so fun having to only pick random select and one character. Mall worker guy plays every Tuesday afternoon... baby. Got to remember to throw him when he rolls past me and does immediate Flamey Punch Ken. I say "good game" and "es bueno." Out of a round robin, put your coin up I did the best vs the guys who've been playing it for years now, and who can compensate for the chunky joysticks a lot of the time, still chain everything roll cancel bananas. Came down to a final battle of pixels. I played really solid. Then screwed up and he Chun Li'd me all fancy like. Next time Bison, next time. He might catch on to my Maki shenanigans with the overheads and Haya-Gake flying around though.

When he was done, got to last battle and left the machine, I just went up and played, didn't know his team well but then first time seen this, Shin Akuma shows up jumping off roofs, so he won every match leading up to it or something. Beat him with a jump kick over his super fireball last dood left. Roof perched Rugal said something and castle blew up.

1st overall pts high score name entry

M-O-O

baby.
[/spoiler-box]

[Tact]

Hey, brownies are harder to make than you would think. I don't think it's supposed to attack you as you try to put it in the oven.

[Nitro Vordex]

Oh. I forgot to tell you there's something inside the stove. Don't use it quite yet.

Don't ask me what it is, I still don't know. I just know it had teeth, claws, and an Encyclopedia Britannica.

[Vanzazikon]

Don't ask me what it is, I still don't know. I just know it had teeth, claws, and an Encyclopedia Britannica.What the hell is Rust doing in the oven?

[Nitro Vordex]

I giggled.

[Randomness]

Rusting? I dunno. /badjoke

*runs and grabs soda*

[Tact]

How are we going to get this thing inside the oven, then? Can we bribe it to leave with GOD?

[astuarlen]

Tact, I guess we'll have to get you a new cookbook or two (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_B._Toklas_brownie) so you can expand your culinary repertoire to better serve the BAR patrons. This may be the only saloon in landfill town, but I know which way the Google Supermart is--and believe me, they have a fine, fine selection of eats and drinks.

In the mean time, if Rust is in the oven, he's probably gnawing on Hansel and Gretel; best leave him alone during feeding time.

[fronebullare]

Tact, I guess we'll have to get you a new cookbook or two (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_B._Toklas_brownie) so you can expand your culinary repertoire to better serve the BAR patrons. This may be the only saloon in landfill town, but I know which way the Google Supermart is--and believe me, they have a fine, fine selection of eats and drinks.

In the mean time, if Rust is in the oven, he's probably gnawing on Hansel and Gretel; best leave him alone during feeding time.

I like the way you think. I just so happen to be able to make a pretty mean cheesecake:
[spoiler-box]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/Frone/100_0082.jpg[/spoiler-box]
[spoiler-box]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/Frone/521.jpg[/spoiler-box]

With some "modifications" (http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e6/cooking-with-cannabis-up-close-at-8-riverss-pot-cooking-class.4350059.87.jpg) to the recipes, we'll be reeling'em in in no time.

[astuarlen]

Frone! That cheesecake... swoon! Did you get the recipe from Spike? They look so tantalizing, and I can't even eat cheesecake.

This B4R better watch out for the B4KERY. 300% more delicious cakes, 300% less GOD-induced B4RF on the floors.

[fronebullare]

Heh, I did not get the recipe from Spike, no. And why can you not eat cheesecake? D:

As for this B4KERY, maybe the B4R can double as a B4KERY?...B4R-KERY?... Just a thought. ;3

[Tessu]

B4KER-B4R: Where B4KERS go to get inebriated before concocting the most unholy delicious thing they will ever make.

[Tact]

It seems like people really want me to get an addition on this place. A B4KERY would certainly be interesting.

[Seth Astra]

*Lands inside, having fallen through the nonexistant ceiling* You guys really need some doors in this place. *Stands up and brushes myself off* I can't use a cannon every time I need to get in. Since people are thinking up a bakery, well I guess I'll just have to add one. *Pushes a red button that I pulled out of my pocket, dropping the inside of a bakery right on the bar, leaving it ruined.* Hmm... Miscalculated that.

[Randomness]

Hmm... now nobody can blame me for whatever insane thing I do next. *glares at Nitro*

[Seth Astra]

*Grins* I can tell this is going to be fun.

[Randomness]

Search up the last B4R thread.

*edits a door into the wall opposite the bar, and puts a window next to it*

The door is a teleporter, so we shouldn't have too many problems...

[Seth Astra]

Yay, a door. We really needed that. Now to fix the bar and combine it with the bakery. Also, to rescue the person that was working the bar when I destroyed it.

[Randomness]

You should be careful about injuring the person in charge. Given the state of the reopened B4R, you may also need to beware the appearance of zombies and or Barba Ray.

[Seth Astra]

Sounds good. *Drags Tact out from under an oven. Tact is completely flat, just like in a cartoon.* BTW, I am reading an old B4R thread, it's hillarious.

[Nitro Vordex]

*assaults Seth with a broomop*

There, now you're rid of the general filth of the other boards.

Too bad I can't clean your brain.

...Or, can I?

[Seth Astra]

Uhh... I'd say something, I just don't have any idea what you're talking about. *Goes back to fixing the combined bakery and bar.*

[Nitro Vordex]

I don't expect you to understand, ya just kind of reek of maggot. And now you're mostly clean.

Sit ya ass down, it's my job to fix stuff around here. *begins cleaning debris*

[Seth Astra]

Okay, eh, it appears I'll need to loosen up to get used to FKL. There's only one way to do that. C4! *Pulls out a block and throws it on a random spot on the floor. I then sit down at a corner booth.* Now I'm relaxed. Sorry about the hole in the floor. By the sound of it, though, there's been worse. And just to get myself acclimated to the B4R experience, I'm reading all the old threads. This will take a while.

[Nitro Vordex]

*whacks Seth with a cleaning bottle* I have to fix that, you dolt.

*mumbles something about kids and begins hammering the floor back together.

[Randomness]

While you're reading old threads, search up "Computer school snippets" if you want some laughs (At how stupid some people can be, but...)

And C4 is boring. Can't you come up with anything better?

[Seth Astra]

*Throws a chunk of the table at Nitro_Vordex.* Eh, I used C4 becuase it is usually the first thing that comes to mind. Hence, the me trying not to think. Hmm... I do have that nuclear missile, but that would be overkill... Literally.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

In FKL, nukes are banned.

A rule you don't have to read up on - now that I told ya.

[Nitro Vordex]

*knocks table out of the hair with the hammer*

*looks at hammer*

Oh, no wonder. It's the H4MM3R.

Anyway, there's a new blasting range outside the B4R. I made it so the B4R won't get destroyed in any event. So you guys can have fun without making my job any harder.

*continues hammering*

[Seth Astra]

Okay, I'll be at the blasting range. *Pulls out a bazooka and walks out back.*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Seth, what is your job or persona here. Like introduce yourself B!

Right now you exploded a B4R and have explosives pulling out of your backside, so you may very well sound like an enemy we don't know who the heck this guy is causing a ruckus!

Go ahead and get funky however you want to describe yourself, but less GOD MOD.

[Nitro Vordex]

Right now you exploded a B4R and have explosives pulling out of your backside, so you may very well sound like an enemy we don't know who the heck this guy is causing a ruckus!

He might be a Randomness clone. Like we need another one of those. :/

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

And Randomness is actually telling him to slow down with the explode/someone else has to re-clean up/build it back up after him.

Hand me a rag and bucket Nitro.

[Seth Astra]

Uhh... Define god mod. Kinda new to FKL. Uhh... Who I am... Good question. I'll get back to you on that once I figure it out myself. I'm just trying to keep up some level of randomness. Don't worry, I (probably) won't blow this palce up. If I do it will (probably) be an accident.

[Vanzazikon]

I think I was a lonely drunkard that fell asleep in the bathroom... No wait, that was Lance. I've lost my persona! D:

[HeartBreak301]

Bored. *starts tearing the wallpaper off of the ceiling

[Vanzazikon]

Are you mad? Didn't Nitro just mentioned there was a shooting range in the back? I thought you'd be spraying bullets right about now.

[HeartBreak301]

He did? I just walked in bored. Well screw that wallpaper, lock and load! I wonder if I should bring my massive stash of firearms I (think) told you about earlier. Fun for the whole B4R!
Oh, and if a hole or 20 end up in the walls, it wasn't my fault.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Don't drink before you shoot!

Unless you want the E-nebriated by GOD scoring counters and top tico rankings.

A GOD after every cool down is recommended though.

[HeartBreak301]

Can I build a military bunker in the basement? We already have a bakery I think.

[Vanzazikon]

I'm pretty sure newcomer Seth is Randomness illegitimate son. Look how well they get along. :3

[HeartBreak301]

Seth is Dark Force. Trying to infiltrate the B4R and destroy us all. Hmm... *pulls out Elysdion and walks out back.

"Oh Seth..."

[Seth Astra]

*Turns around, a bazooka over one shoulder." Yes?

[HeartBreak301]

Lets go kill that cow.

[Randomness]

How big is that shooting range, anyways? I need several hundred square miles with at least a 30,000 foot ceiling.

[Vanzazikon]

Heheheh, Heartbreak just called you a cow, Randomness.

[Randomness]

No, pretty sure he was talking about the cow that wandered into the shooting range an hour ago. Didn't you see it?

[HeartBreak301]

Well... there WAS a cow. I don't see it anymore.

[Nitro Vordex]

Uhh... Define god mod.
It's when you just start bowling shit up/ changing the rules/ being totally awesome, but in an irritating stupid irrational way.

E.X.:
Guy 1: I hit you in the face with level 30 Grants!
Guy 2: I blow you up with C4 and a nuke with 1000 starships.

When you should do this
Guy 1: I hit you inthe face with level 30 Grants!
Guy 2: I have Resist/Light on! So it only does a medium amount of damage, and I jump at you with a slash of a sword!

Basically, being a general jerk. Doesn't have to be fighting. Anything unfair and kind of unneeded stuff like that.

How big is that shooting range, anyways? I need several hundred square miles with at least a 30,000 foot ceiling.
It's FKL. It's a big as you want to be.


Well... there WAS a cow. I don't see it anymore.
*chewing on raw cow thigh*

It's good for the bones. Helps me stay moobile.

[Seth Astra]

Eh, since I apparently need to think up a character to roll-play as in the B4R, here's what I thought up so I could have all the random stuff I want need.

Summary: Mr. Ford (from The Conduit) crossed with a newman (straight out of PSO) and given a plasma katana. (Yes, I meant it to sound that random.)

Appearance: Mr. Ford's body armor (if you havn't played The Conduit, google it, and Mr. Ford's on the box art), pointed newman ears (not pointing straight out like the PSO FOnewm, pointing more upwards), slightly long black hair.

Abilities/Equipment: Highly durable body armor that enhances its wearer's abilities, a miniature teleporter that allows me to pull any weapon from The Conduit or The Conduit 2 out of thin air, and access to all PSO techs. Plus the plasma katana.

Personality: Slightly cocky, although a generally good guy. Generally as in, he's nice if you don't get him mad, if you do, expect to have to dodge a lot of bullets. And he really likes to shoot stuff/blow stuff up/vaporize stuff.

Well, I think that more or less covers it. I don't really know why I typed that all up, or why I feel like I forgot something.

Back in character:

*Swaps the bazooka for a carbonizer (powerful laser cannon) and vaporizes the cow.* I'm going back inside. *Walks back inside the bar and sits in the shadows at the corner table, a chunk still missing from when I threw a piece at Nitro.*

Edit: Sorry, none of you were online when I typed the short part where I actually do anything. BTW, I'll try to keep within my general abilities that I outlined, and also, Nitro, thanks for the definition.

[Randomness]

Good. *calls in a shipment of drones and starts dogfighting*

[Nitro Vordex]

*snip*
Edit: Sorry, none of you were online when I typed the short part where I actually do anything. BTW, I'll try to keep within my general abilities that I outlined, and also, Nitro, thanks for the definition.
No problem. As long as you keep it not insane you should be alright. We have a couple crazy things here and there, but we try to keep it to a minimum.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go exercise the demon in the basement. He's been sittin' there for the better part of a year and needs to go out and jog.

Oh, and please don't shoot at him. Otherwise he'll just go back to...wherever it is he came from.

[Tact]

Can't you just summon him right back? Maybe cast Recarm first, if you have to.

[Randomness]

Can't you just summon him right back? Maybe cast Recarm first, if you have to.

He needs a DS first.

[Seth Astra]

*Sits in corner, listening to music on headphones.*

Edit: No one's ever at the B4R when I'm around. It's like you guys are avoiding me. I come in here armed to the teeth and able to nuke this place several times over, and everyone avoids me!

[Vanzazikon]

*Throws a pebble at Seth*

[Tact]

Oh, great, not even more danger. The last thing this establishment needs is something that can blow it up. You're free to be here, of course, but I ask that you leave the large weapons outside.

[Vanzazikon]

This B4R is turning out to be more of a Tavern. soon cowboy RAmars will be sitting on these stools.

[HeartBreak301]

Yeehaw!

[Vanzazikon]

Yeah, it's all fun when we're drinking and partying until Randomness gets in a dual.

Cowboy: "This town ain't big 'nuff fur the two of us."
Randomness: "It's FKL, there can be infinite people here at the same time."
Cowboy: "Wat? I ain't like ur smart talk. DRAW! *Draws revolver*"
Randomness: *pulls out nuclear bomb*
Cowboy: "Wat in da name of Je- *asplodes*"

:disapprove:

[Randomness]

Yeah, it's all fun when we're drinking and partying until Randomness gets in a dual.

Cowboy: "This town ain't big 'nuff fur the two of us."
Randomness: "It's FKL, there can be infinite people here at the same time."
Cowboy: "Wat? I ain't like ur smart talk. DRAW! *Draws revolver*"
Randomness: *pulls out nuclear bomb*
Cowboy: "Wat in da name of Je- *asplodes*"

:disapprove:

Except I'm more likely to cast Stop or something and then slit their throat. Or summon something. *waves DS around menacingly*

[Vanzazikon]

*waves DS around menacingly*
Oh so now you're mocking me because my Ds is broken. Why you got to be so cruel, mang? ;___;

[Randomness]

Actually, I'm mocking you because your DS doesn't summon demons, but...

[astuarlen]

I think I'll just take my Bloody Virgin Mary and go home. The atmosphere here is a little iffy.

[Randomness]

True. *puts away DS and pulls out PSP*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

B4R doesn't seem to have quadruple door saloons entryways anyway. & Nukes are banned, stop that.

Randomness needs to send a copy of the DS game for multiplay to Vanz anyway, with data download. Only 1 cart required.

[Vanzazikon]

It's all up to Nitro and his frotastic carpenter skills for saloon doors to be erected. Dem nukes were hypothetical, no need to worry Haya. Although DS' summoning demons may happen in the future. Can't say I can predict it.

[HeartBreak301]

We need a moat and drawbridge.

[Vanzazikon]

The Huns are coming?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

We need a moat and drawbridge.
And a boat with a stocked fridge.

[Seth Astra]

*Throws a flash grenade at Vanzazikon.*
*Turns to Tact.* I think if I did that the cops would arrest everyone in here for weapons stockpiling, I have a lot. Not to mention that I could destroy this place without my weaponry. It is, in fact, somewhat of an obsticle to this place going up in a mushroom cloud. Your choice, leave me as a potentially greater threat and have the police arrest this place, or leave me with all these guns. Again, your choice. Again, I'm the only one on when I post.

[HeartBreak301]

But if you blew up the place where would we get our krunk funk on?

[Vanzazikon]

Why do you even have a lot of weapons?

[TalHex]

*successfully stabs Seth Astra with a syringe of paralyzing poison* Everybody here can do that. The trick is being artistic about it. *disappears to let randomess finish them off*

[Randomness]

*successfully stabs Seth Astra with a syringe of paralyzing poison* Everybody here can do that. The trick is being artistic about it. *disappears to let randomess finish them off*

Yeah, the idea is to be clever about it. Like cutting people in half with wormholes.

[Seth Astra]

*Struggling against paralysis.* A-Anti... *Flash of light around me.* That's better, and where did you even stab me with that? And Vanzazikon, I have a lot of weapons because I want a lot of weapons. Oh, and you are blind, deaf, and confused for a few secconds after the flash grenade.

[Randomness]

Oh, for the record, wormholes would be the single most powerful superpower ever. Period. (Well, imo, but...)


*lays down wires along the floor*

[Seth Astra]

Well, I'd have to agree with that. And what are the wires for? Just in case. *Pulls out an HVS pistol and starts twirling it around my finger (the safety's on and its not cocked, but it is loaded.)*

[Randomness]

Why would I tell you?

*raises wires up to ceiling*

[Seth Astra]

Good question. *Switches pistol to my left hand, resting my right hand on my plasma katana.* Very good question.

[Nitro Vordex]

Hey, guys, this is a B4R, not a rollplay fighting thread.

*shakes a bunch of green stuff off* You should know that the B4R is impervious to complete destruction, by the way. Why?

Because Tact said so. B4R destroyed, no more drinks, no more thread...baby.

*goes outside and climbs on the invisible roof*

Dammit, stupid cloaking goblins messing with the roof again. *stomps on the roof a couple times, and the roof comes back*

Alright, look. If you're gonna start fights, take it outside the B4R (thread). You cna do whatever you please, but for now, until I fix this place up (AND I RESERVE THE RIGHTS TO ONLY ME TO FIX THIS PLACE UP OR ALTER IT IN ANYWAY ASIDE FROM THE B4R OWNER [Tact] AND THE MODS), keep your shenanigans outside of here. This is a place of neutrality for the time being.

*puts on ZE GOGGLES* Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go fix a bug in the bathroom. For the love of Spork, do not go in until I come out.

[Randomness]

*begins hooking up lights to wires*

[Seth Astra]

Eh, okay. I was just getting ready to shoot something because, well, it seems like Randomness is going to do something and, well, I like living. BTW, what does it take to get some good service in here? I've been sitting at this table with the corner broken off for a while. It could be my weaponry... Probably not.

[Tact]

Well, did you ever ask for anything? I didn't hear any orders from you. This isn't the kind of place where you show up and I come clinking over to your table, bow, and ask what you'd like. Take some initiative! :wacko:

[Seth Astra]

Oh, okay. I'll have a non-alcaholic GOD. I don't know what exactly I'm ordering, but if there's something better by your oppinion, get that instead. I'll pay whatever it costs. But make sure it's non-alcaholic, you don't want someone this well armed drunk, do you? I know Nitro wouldn't like that, about 100 time more to clean.

[Tact]

Coming right up! *digs around behind the B4R counter and comes up with some non-alcoholic GOD, then brings it back to Seth's table*

That's 25@. I hope you have any, being new to the Landfill and all.

[Nitro Vordex]

*100@ clinks at Seth's foot, covered in green goo*

*from the bathroom, warbled* You're welcome! AND DON'T EAT THAT SHIT.

[fronebullare]

*Pulls up outside in a truck full of baking good then walks into the B4R*
...Whats going here, what happened to the B4KERY and rebuilding the B4R things of that matter? HM?! I leave the scene for a few pages and now there are heavily-armed imbeciles shooting up the place mah boi just worked so hard to rebuild! I won't stand for it. Seth, Heartbreak, Randomness, the lot of you:

[spoiler-box]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/Frone/runamok.jpg[/spoiler-box]

*sits down at the bar and watches the fools run in terror*

*sigh* Tact, darling, I'll have an extra virgin mary, hold the virgin.

[Randomness]

Really... that's so easy to deal with. *pops Tornado* Your turn to dodge it!

[Seth Astra]

*Picks up the @ from the floor.* (Shouting) Thanks Nitro! *Wipes the @ off on someone's shirt and passes 1/4 of it to Tact.* Thanks. *Starts sipping the GOD a little at a time. I then turn to fonebullare.* You want me to run amok? Do you seriously want to live? And Randomness. *Fires a HVS bullet at his feet.* As I have learned from my under a week. *Fires another bullet.* Don't god mod. *Reloads the HVS.* Oh wait... Now Nitro is going to have to fix that... Ah well, he already has the remains of a Tornado to clean up. *Uncocks the gun and puts the safety back on.*

P.S. HVS bullets are lethal. You get hit with one in the head you get decapitated, toatally. Body shot, huge hole in your chest that kills you. Limb shot, you loose the limb. You get the idea.

[Nitro Vordex]

Non-lethal weapons only.

Seriously, shit gets really weird if you don't.

AND QUIT FIGHTING IN THE B4R!

[Seth Astra]

Eh, sorry, just being in character, and my character really like lethal weaponry. I guess I'll need to get something non-lethal. I'll be back in a few. See ya. *Walks out, still siping the GOD, but sticks head back in the door.* And don't fix that table, I like the corner missing. *Walks away.*

[Nitro Vordex]

It's non-lethal, no matter what. That's just the rules. Even if it kills one hit insta, still doesn't work.

Why?

FKL.

*Comes up covered in goo*

Okay, bathroom is safe now. Find those NUNCHAKU or SPARKZ yet, Tact?

[Randomness]

Hey, I'm not the one throwing around giant homing explosive fireballs. I'm just blocking them.

[fronebullare]

Haha, bullets, you obviously don't know who I am, do you? Takes more than bullets sweety. ;3 Anyway, enough playing with you imbeciles, I have cheesecakes to bake.

[Seth Astra]

*Walks back in.* Well, I got a bunch of non-lethal weaponry. A pistol, a rifle, a cannon, and a new power core for my laser katana that makes it just stun instead of killing. All the guns are energy-based. Will this do? *Sits back at the corner table and takes a sip of the same bottle of GOD.*

[Nitro Vordex]

Whatever.

*goes inside of the cabinet and disappears*

[Seth Astra]

Oh, and I nerfed off all my offensive techs as well. So yeah, no more risk of mass murder from me. *Finishes the bottle of GOD.* Can I get another one over here? Doesn't need to be non-alcaholic this time, you guys aren't in anymore danger with me drunk than anyone else now. *Looks at the cabinet that Nitro went into.* Hmm... I guess a programming bug in this repared place. Hopefully this place lasts long enough to reach beta.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Why do you even have a lot of weapons?
Thinks its some kinda fighting arena deathmatch B4R?

But we only do that on the arcade machine in the corner.

*Presses Eats Hand button* on the Hrigg game.

[astuarlen]

But we only do that on the arcade machine in the corner.


Please tell me it's

http://www.videogamecritic.net/images/arcade/centipede_front.jpg

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

That game is good (pizza place had it, best thing in there, pizza was not half as good), and still playable by players with eaten hands. Track ballin' outta control!

[Tact]

No, Nitro, I haven't found any of your old favorites yet. And now, because I use my powers of unreality to serve people...

*cue over-the-top clip of the B4Rcat serving everyone the drinks they requested to Khachaturian's Sabre Dance*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Service after crazytime with all these 'splosionmans, a sight for sore ears and arms from all this clean up and I don't even work here!

*Requests T-shirt of Catwacko center graphic to be added to my Tally T4B if not thrown in for free via doing this volunteering repairs/cleaning/Nitro Goo high power leaf blower off-ing*

[Seth Astra]

*Throws Tact some @* Thanks!

[Tact]

*deftly catches the @, and throws it into the register*

I should get some scratch-resistant furniture. My legs are killing me from having to stand all the time.

[Seth Astra]

*Looks at GOD bottle.* Do you have anything to eat with this?

[Nitro Vordex]

*head pokes out of the floor*

I thought I fixed that damn cabinet.

*head goes back in, then walks through the front door*

Okay, should be sealed off...Now, is there anything else I need to do?

[Seth Astra]

Well, as long as I'm basing jokes on the small bit of programming based humor, you should fix the collision detection on the missing piece of this table. Watch. *Puts GOD on where the missing part of the table, it just sits there. I then move it back on the part of the table that's actually there.*

[Nitro Vordex]

Oh, that table does that sometimes. *bumps it with the mop end of the broomop, table reappears*
Actually, I'm not even sure what the B4R runs on. Some of it is code, but others it's just lolwut.

[NeonaPulsar]

"Hey Seth, what is this place?" *asks Neona as she sticks her head in the room through one of her Dimension Gates on a wall*

"I've been looking at it when ever it pops up, but I still don't get what happens here"

[Randomness]

B4R runs on :wacko:++.

[Tact]

"Hey Seth, what is this place?" *asks Neona as she sticks her head in the room through one of her Dimension Gates on a wall*

"I've been looking at it when ever it pops up, but I still don't get what happens here"

You had better not be breaking the wall, Missy! It costs a lot of @ to get that fixed!

[NeonaPulsar]

*neona looks over*

"Its ok, its a Dimension Gate, kind of like a portal" (look at my PSZ info for answer)

[Nitro Vordex]

Too much work, either get in here proper or don't mess with my walls, you darn kids. *shakes broomop*

[HeartBreak301]

I was just teleported out into the desert for 2 days... (I've had no connection)
I need GOD, and a gun. *collapses on the floor from exhaustion

[NeonaPulsar]

"oh, sorry nitro..."

*neona pulls out her head and the gate disapates...*
*... few minuets latter, she steps in through the door*

"wow, theres like a maze of hallways out there, anyway, what is this place?

[Tact]

A maze of hallways? When did that get there? The Landfill's supposed to be a desolate wasteland with only a few buildings.

Mister, uh, HeartBreak, the B4R is not a weapon store. I can get you your GOD, but not your gun.

[TalHex]

Oh umm... I think I might have been to blame for the maze of hallways... I mighta, kinda, sorta, torn a rift in space-time awhile back... it's part of the end of the universe.

[HeartBreak301]

I've been stashing guns all over the place. I'm sure you can find at least one.

[Randomness]

Oh umm... I think I might have been to blame for the maze of hallways... I mighta, kinda, sorta, torn a rift in space-time awhile back... it's part of the end of the universe.

Didn't know Millyway's had a labyrinth.

Also, next person to pull a gun is gonna have it blow up in their face.

[HeartBreak301]

I never discharge it in the B4R, thats why we have the range out back. I just like having a gun on me.

[Randomness]

Right. Don't pull it out elsewhere though.

[Tact]

*hands HeartBreak his GOD* There you go. Now don't shoot your eye out or anything. Those are a pain to fix.

[TalHex]

Eh, I was just going for an implosion spell on the gun, self contained destruction.

Millyway?

[HeartBreak301]

Mil Lily. I prefer the Mil Cactus more though.

[Seth Astra]

Uhh... Nitro, the table wasn't invisible, it was really broken. I threw a piece at you, remember? The problem was it was still acting like it was there. *Turns to Neona.* This is a virtual bar (but remember, from now on spell it B4R). What do we do here? Good question. We don't get any B4Rfights, but ah well. What's the point? It's FKL, we don't need a point.

I said earlier, do we have food here, or just stuff to drink?

[Nitro Vordex]

It's a regenerating table.

Because I said so.

[Randomness]

Eh, I was just going for an implosion spell on the gun, self contained destruction.

Millyway?

Millyways is the restaurant at the end of the universe.

*puts a tape of the end of the universe into the VCR*

[Tact]

I said earlier, do we have food here, or just stuff to drink?

Sorry, I've been terribly busy. We do have wacko cookies on a regular basis, but I'm sure I can whip up other stuff if you ask.

[astuarlen]

Seems like something is missing from this list (http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=&ns=1&find_loc=Fresh+Kills,+Staten+Island,+New+York+City #cflt=nightlife).

[PhotonDrop]

You know what FKL needs? A new event. A new age of tournaments, races, survival games!

Ah who am I kidding, we're all too lazy for one of those these days.

[astuarlen]

You know what FKL needs? A new event. A new age of tournaments, races, survival games!

Ah who am I kidding, we're all too lazy for one of those these days.

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/MechanixIllustrated/7-1966/med_jousting.jpg

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Ah who am I kidding, we're all too lazy for one of those these days.
I was going to write something with FKL denizen participation as characters, had one team set, but a happen chance of turning on new Law and Order with Anthony Andersen and bearded beard man turned me off the whole thing thru such a terrible showing of script stuff.

Stuff they never even dared venture to do on even the explicit warning themes one, Special Victims unit.

Who wants to discuss this?!

(you should PM me to discuss this, non B4R related thing or I might just up n PM joo!)

[Tact]

So, something completely unrelated killed your desire to do an FKL Event?

That makes perfect sense to me. :wacko:

[Seth Astra]

Eh well, I'll just keep with this GOD straight up. *Takes a sip.*

[Tact]

*bakes some more wacko cookies and cleans glasses*

I should come up with ideas for more wackos. He could always use more friends.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

So, something completely unrelated killed your desire to do an FKL Event?

That makes perfect sense to me. :wacko:
Don't wacko, judge, and jury me. You need to police investigate first and prosecute the... discko crusaders?

Guess you didn't see it when I posted it someplace else - when you were not here - that my FKL project was a Law and Order detective story.

[TalHex]

ohhh hitchhikers guide. duh. *it's been awhile*

[PhotonDrop]

In the criminal justice system of Gotham City there are 3 seperate, but equally important groups. The Police who invesigate crime, the district attourneys who prosecute the offenders, and the Batman. These are their stories.

[Tact]

Welcome back to the Landfill, PD. Do you have any good stories to share of your travels?

[PhotonDrop]

Oh I have tons of stories, I'll have to share them with you guys one of these days. At the moment I'm more interested in getting caught up with what I've missed around these parts. :)

[NeonaPulsar]

"A B4R... humm, I'm not much for B4R drinks... Got any Soda?"

[Tact]

*shrugs and gets Neona her soda* If you insist. May I point out that we have a version of GOD with no alcohol content?

[NeonaPulsar]

Oh, ok, I'll try it.
*neona hands back her un-opend soda*

[astuarlen]

Don't wacko, judge, and jury me. You need to police investigate first and prosecute the... discko crusaders?

Guess you didn't see it when I posted it someplace else - when you were not here - that my FKL project was a Law and Order detective story.

Wait, come to think of it, I do remember you were going to do a project like this.

[spoiler-box]Were you shut down by the Gangreen Gang? Threatened into silence by B. O. Plenty? It's ludicrous the way those no-good, dirty-fightin' scum are running this town. Something must be done; we will not live our lives in fear any more!

So, who wants to volunteer for hero duty? Grow some ovaries and woman up, landfill dwellers.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Giorgo_Vasari_-_Judith_and_Holofernes.jpg[/spoiler-box]


Oh, also, can I get a Shirley Temple plz?

[PwNeR]

I decided to visit FKL on a good day.

A glass of water please. I'm not legal drinking age.

[Tact]

*handing out drinks montage, go!*

Also, the new batch of wacko cookies seems to be done. Eat up, everyone!

[Seth Astra]

*Sits at table, sipping GOD.* This is boring... I really wish something would happen.

[Tact]

This is precisely the point of the B4R. If you want excitement, you could watch the camera recordings from back when it first opened.

[NeonaPulsar]

!..."WISH GRANTED"...!

*neona raises her wand, and summons something*

*a loud thud echos from outside*

"Not sure whats already here but I summoned you a Pizza Parlor"

[TalHex]

I suggest the viewings of the first B4R toward the being... Reina was quite... lively.

[Nitro Vordex]

I miss Rena. But, I bet she misses Tact even more. :wacko:

[TalHex]

yeah... I sorta miss her too... she made things interesting around here... I also miss sord...

[Tact]

By "Interesting," I hope you mean "painful." I lost so much blood every day to her...

[Nitro Vordex]

Good thing you're a nurse! *raises broomop*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

...broomop*
I learned from some space afro Samurais that in order to use that as a weapon, it must require extreme forging.

Then there's this:


Weapon: My Hoe
Description:

“It's not known whose hoe this is, but it has, 'My Hoe,' written on
the grip.”
How-To:

You'll have to kill Shuzen/shogunate castle last boss for this weapon—on the Instant Kill
difficulty. Bear in mind that there's only a 15% chance that
Shuzen will even have the hoe. (& you only get so long to search him before an instant cutscene begins where you can't go back or have another chance to loot his corpse.)



Weapon Specific Appraisal
__________________________________________________ _________________
| TITLE | WEAPON | REQUIREMENT | EFFECT
|You're |My Hoe |Kill 1500 people |Defense +140

[Tact]

Oh, yeah, don't you think I've forgotten about that. I use those talents every day.

*munches on a wacko cookie*

It's a good thing I haven't had to use them in a real situation in a while, though.

[NeonaPulsar]

*Neona just sits quietly, nibbling on her own wacko cookie*

[Tact]

It's about time for this cat to get to sleep. This doesn't mean the B4R closes, though. Feel free to sit around and talk!

*goes off into a back room and locks the door with a click*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Cats can sleep 22 hours a day, but that's not free reign to muck up the B4R.

Don't care how angry you get when not drunk off the GOD.

[Seth Astra]

Yeah, I read some old bar threads. I laughed a lot at rena's attempts to kill tact. *Sips GOD.*

[Tact]

*the door in the back swings open and FKL's resident B4Rmaidman comes out, cheerful as ever*

Goooooood morning, Landfill! I see the B4R's still here. That means nobody messed it up at all.

[PhotonDrop]

Mornin' Tact. :)

[Out_Kast]

12 kegs of GOD, please. I've got a whole damned weekend to kill.