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Leviathan
Jun 13, 2010, 10:53 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3zhxjClLw1qzpwi0o1_500.png

Randomness
Jun 13, 2010, 11:03 PM
God that constant horn noise is annoying.

Volcompat321
Jun 13, 2010, 11:07 PM
AFRICA!

We're all from Africa, ya know.

Palle
Jun 13, 2010, 11:28 PM
I like the vuvuzela. If FIFA ban it, I will stop watching.

To the players that whine about it affecting concentration: quit football, golf is for you.

The Last Baron
Jun 14, 2010, 12:34 AM
Ban vuvelas? Bring trumpets.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 14, 2010, 12:44 AM
Ban vuvelas? Bring trumpets.
From the Knights of the Round kinda age. Flags can be attached to them.

We have struck marketing gold right here Baron.

Volcompat321
Jun 14, 2010, 12:46 AM
Red Baron.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 14, 2010, 12:49 AM
Red Baron.
They don't make :chicken: + :mushboom: + Pesto :pizza:

Volcompat321
Jun 14, 2010, 12:53 AM
That would be sooo delicious, wouldn't it?! !?!??!?!?!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 14, 2010, 12:55 AM
Look, let me get on the horn and say this is my special in the FKL B4R and Neona Pulsar Pizza Corner.

Get your own!

(you can still order mine, and maybe for lunch hour they put one out among the standard faves for all you can eat)

Volcompat321
Jun 14, 2010, 01:06 AM
You silly, silly man!

W0LB0T
Jun 14, 2010, 01:22 AM
In summary


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPVlAhK2j2o

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 14, 2010, 11:45 PM
Changes

~ that's just the way it is
~ things will never be the same

Aww yeah

http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/buzzkill-vuvuzelas-ruining-world-cup-experience--fbintl_ro-vuvuzela061410.html

W0LB0T
Jun 14, 2010, 11:54 PM
/v/ is now Vuvuzela

Palle
Jun 15, 2010, 02:23 AM
I like how FIFA come to a country known for its ethnic divisions and demand that the indigenous people stifle their culture 'cause the white people are getting mad.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 15, 2010, 02:30 AM
I like how FIFA come to a country known for its ethnic divisions and demand that the indigenous people stifle their culture 'cause the white people are getting mad.
Welcome to the home of Sarah Palin-Dromes? /foreword by Chuck D

http://www.edgeofsports.com/2010-06-10-541/index.html


If you guys want to go serious, with comedy hour soon after,

Not even the whites, but the elites.

[spoiler-box]

What?

I really hate to reply to you JJ, but I guesss I am taking the bait because I just can't let that one pass. I am thirty three years old, apartheid ended when I was in highschool. If I (or I think you) had lived in a society where until the age of eighteen or so I had been denied my voting rights, property rights, workers right, and had not been allowed a proper education by law, that perhaps 15 years later we might still be seeking some sort of compensation, or justice for these ills from those that benefited from them. This is not ancient history. This is people who were systemically abused and neglected, and denied oppurtunity on a scale you can't imagine. It is not the fault of "whites", and if you pay attention (or could read for that matter) you would see that Dave didn't say that either. Elites, at one time exclusively white, now white and black, are what is the issue. It is not a race issue it is a class issue. I will stop blaming the rich and powerful for the ills of the poor when they stop raping and pillageing across the globe, decimating communities, destroying lives and cultuers, with total immpunity and a sickening sense of intitlement and utter lack of human feeling or decency.
Posted by Harvey on 6/11/10 at 5:33 PM
...

JJ Dynomite wrote:

, a liberal news publication like Newsweek

.................

It's comedy hour.
Posted by RobThomas on 6/13/10 at 3:24 AM
[/spoiler-box]

I need to cheer myself up, probably more after reading Dave's next article about

This Week's Column
Glenn Beck's Blues: Why the Far Right Hates Soccer (http://www.edgeofsports.com/2010-06-14-542/index.html)

By going back to muchacho stikfa "rotifugi" thread I just made.

Vanzazikon
Jun 15, 2010, 02:48 AM
AFRICA!

We're all from Africa, ya know.
Feh, lies. I'm from Mars.

Palle
Jun 15, 2010, 02:51 AM
{great source material}
Thanks for this information, I won't let it go to waste.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 15, 2010, 03:08 AM
I wanted to post some thoughts on Edge of Sports but after seeing the Nascar Racism lady's one and actual coworkers, allegedly, coming out of the woodworks to shed some light, then this brave man's life experience, I don't think my input is needed or can compare.

Better stick to the SLAMonline setting fools straight about "LOL funny Chris Paul met the guy who designed and hand paints the stuff on his shoes!"

http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2009/08/cp3-in-china-day-3/

Balls balls balls...

Ugh. Kids. NYC NYK fan Chintao knew what was up though.


Life is hard. When you have some little things, like a new court or a photo op with a big star (or an internet connection so that you can express a completely baseless opinion and vent your rage on the undeserving), it kind of makes you think that life isn’t a complete waste.

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http://www.edgeofsports.com/product/tshirt/index.html

http://www.edgeofsports.com/product/tshirt/tshirt_front_new.gif

Greatest Ali shirt for the union/recycle employee owned bookstore is pretty tight though. Will support the cause.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 15, 2010, 03:14 AM
Feh, lies. I'm from Mars.
I'm not going to bring up R Joo Biker Mice Fr:

but Ganymede Lobstey, you are missing out on. What is your home delicacy? (As well hey, How do you meet the womenz all the way over on Venus? )

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/OPP/Slice_-03.jpg

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Randomness
Jun 15, 2010, 05:09 PM
I like how FIFA come to a country known for its ethnic divisions and demand that the indigenous people stifle their culture 'cause the white people are getting mad.

Wait, what?

Where exactly do you get "stifle culture" out of "annoyed by endless horn noise"?

Can barely hear announcers over it, for crying out loud. Also, when you blow it incessantly, you are inherently robbing it of meaning. If national anthems were blared from loudspeakers 24/7, they'd become meaningless too.

Palle
Jun 15, 2010, 05:20 PM
Well hey, FIFA reversed the rumors of any ban and the vuvuzela makers have started production of the vuvuzela 2: moderate boogaloo.

So everyone wins except the players, who will draw.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 15, 2010, 07:54 PM
Well hey, FIFA reversed the rumors of any ban and the vuvuzela makers have started production of the vuvuzela 2: moderate boogaloo.

So everyone wins except the players, who will draw.


What is this sports where people are happy to get a draw?! lucky i got up moved out of inbred Europa back 150 years agos.
Uh okay. Click Thumbs down.

Other Dave Z article, "solid gold vuvuzela" So it didn't depress me too much, was also a quick short one everyone could really agree on - ultimately USA to do good to defeat talk show radio television clear channel monopoly evils!

(need to read his other book, Billy Jean King asking the women's 1996 super soccer team to boycott for equal pay to men - then Mia Hamm wouldn't have had to marry Nomar and he wouldn't have been on the A's for a year to milk a roster spot then go right back to Beantown for his hero's welcome return, Athletics'ploitation with old dudes Giambino, Holliday Inn traded away when he could have been an A's All Star field player for the 1st time in years when Kurt Suzuki really should have been.)

Volcompat321
Jun 21, 2010, 10:32 PM
http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/vuvuzela-haters-gonna-hate3.gif

Yea, I know...bump.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 24, 2010, 06:23 AM
Click soccerball button on youtube played(on their site-no embeds) videos, receive vuvuzela.

Right inbetween your Guile theme on guitar even. But doesn't work well enough to try to time it on beat or anything.

PwNeR
Jun 24, 2010, 08:02 AM
I'm probably the only one who didn't know what a vuvuzela was until I clicked this topic.

I honestly spend more time playing video games then watching tv.

Sayara
Jun 24, 2010, 09:12 AM
Click soccerball button on youtube played(on their site-no embeds) videos, receive vuvuzela.

Right inbetween your Guile theme on guitar even. But doesn't work well enough to try to time it on beat or anything.

Do this with Wol's video for huge success

TalHex
Jun 24, 2010, 10:22 AM
Some fans might already be thinking that deafness is not such a bad option compared to the incessant aural assault they are currently suffering through. The vuvuzela, which is made to replicate the call of an elephant, comes across as a drone on television. In real life, though, the noise reaches 144 decibels, equivalent to the sound made by a passenger jet.

ew. That doesn't seem like fun.

AC9breaker
Jun 24, 2010, 04:21 PM
http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/vuvuzela-haters-gonna-hate3.gif

Yea, I know...bump.

TOTALLY DOOD!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 28, 2010, 09:48 AM
Do this with Wol's video for huge success
W0L is way too cool for youtube and its .flv

He hax them imageshack uploading filetypes they don't want you to use but he will use it anyhow!

Also has that other site with the Kitchin' up to Iron Dessert Cook Season 2, WORLD CRAP ITALIA '90:YEEEARRGH!, and plenty of G-Man-Mod and Stalin Subway jackings.

The Top Secret Missions have all self destructed their links as to not expose the plot. So try to find them at your own risk.