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Viro
Mar 4, 2001, 08:21 AM
AHH WONDERFUL CHEESES OF THE WORLD!! SURPRISING HOW MANY THERE ARE!! BEHOLD THE GREATNESS OF IT ALL!!! EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO THE GREATNESS OF CHEESE!! YOU CANT ESCAPE IT!!! CHEESE IS ONE WITH GOD!! WITH CHEESE YOU CAN BE HAPPY TOGETHER!! SAUSAGE IS NOTHING TO CHEESE FOOL AHAHAHAHAHA!!! TELETUBBIES ABUSE IT! THEY DONT WORSHIP IT LIKE I DO!! REMEMBER EVERYON PRIASE CHEESE & GO HERE DAMNIT!!! http://aeon.darkscape.net/swf/hatten.swf!! ONLY AHH CHEDDAR!! DELICIOUS CHEESE!!! MUNCHY MUCH!! EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO THE GREATNESS OF CHEESE!! AHAHAHAHAHA!! WORSHIP IT & PRAISE EVIL!!!

Ratsmack
Mar 4, 2001, 08:39 AM
Amen.

Pollo_loco
Mar 4, 2001, 09:05 AM
I'm lactose intolerant. It gives me horrid diarrhea.

Manny
Mar 4, 2001, 07:24 PM
Ewww

asinclai23
Mar 4, 2001, 08:20 PM
CHEESEY POOFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Ratsmack
Mar 4, 2001, 11:34 PM
Being lactose intolerant is like being a Satanist, except without all the cool orgies.

Pollo_loco
Mar 4, 2001, 11:41 PM
Nah, instead of pouring milk and yogurt all over our bodies during the sexcapades, we pour soy milk on each other and smear ourselves with chunks of tofu.

Viro
Mar 4, 2001, 11:46 PM
LACTOSE PEOPLE ARE MISSING THE GREATEST THING KNOWN TO MAN!! ARE YOU MAD!!?? WHO CARES IF YOU ARE!!! CHEESE IS THE ULTIMATE THING IN THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! WORSHIP IT TOUCH IT EAT IT!!! FUNKY SQUISHY CHEESE!!!!! HAHAHHA PRAISE EVIL!!!

Pollo_loco
Mar 4, 2001, 11:55 PM
What if I don't want to? What, you want me to die?

Viro
Mar 4, 2001, 11:58 PM
AT LEAST YOU DIE ENJOYING THE DELICIOUSLY EVIL CHEESE!!!

Manny
Mar 5, 2001, 01:26 AM
maybe he eats tofu cheese.

Ratsmack
Mar 5, 2001, 02:46 AM
You can eat tofu!? Dear god, I've been making super bounce balls out of it!!

Manny
Mar 5, 2001, 03:03 AM
I have to try that

Viro
Mar 5, 2001, 03:38 AM
YES CHEESE CAN BECOME BOUNCY BALLS THAT GO BANG ZOOM IN YOUR MOUTH!! YES STICK THOSE CHEESY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH!!

Manny
Mar 5, 2001, 03:42 AM
no no the tofu. dont waste cheese.

Viro
Mar 5, 2001, 03:56 AM
YES PRAISE CHEESE & ITS CREEMY GOODNESS!! PRAISE EVIL!!

asinclai23
Mar 5, 2001, 05:24 AM
CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ratsmack
Mar 5, 2001, 05:34 AM
Then we're all in agreement! We all must band together and form the holy church of cheese! All hail the mighty cheese!!! Behold the power of cheese!!!

asinclai23
Mar 5, 2001, 05:37 AM
^^^^^BUMP^^^^^^^

Manny
Mar 5, 2001, 06:11 AM
I say we make our own cheese
Kraft aint got nothing on us

Ratsmack
Mar 5, 2001, 12:35 PM
Kraft! Heretics!!!

Viro
Mar 5, 2001, 02:13 PM
KRAFT IS A DELICIOUSLY EVIL CHEESE COMPANY!!! YES> PRAISE CHEESE AND ALL ITS GLORY FOR NOTHING CAN ESCAPE CHEESE & ITS A KNOWN FACT!! YOU'RE EATING CHEESE AS I SPEAK RIGHT NOW!!! AHAHAHHAHA PRAISE EVIL

Spy
Mar 6, 2001, 03:37 AM
What a cheesy post with cheesey replies =)

Pollo_loco
Mar 6, 2001, 04:50 AM
I can feel my brain curdling.

Viro
Mar 6, 2001, 12:49 PM
STOP MOCKING CHEESE SPY!!! CHEESE DOESNT DESERVE SUCH INSULTS!!! ALSO DONT MOCK HE-MAN!!