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Jul 16, 2010, 12:03 PM
Team Jacob vs. Team Edward: Which side are you on?

Go Jacob!

http://www.aspenburkephotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/TeamJacobEdward.jpg

amtalx
Jul 16, 2010, 01:11 PM
Is this a poll for which one gets drawn and quartered? If so, I vote for both.

Pirrip
Jul 16, 2010, 01:18 PM
Team Bella... (I don't really know anything about the Twilight series, but someone bought me a Burger King gift card recently with "Team Bella" on it)

joefro
Jul 16, 2010, 01:30 PM
How about, Team AnythingInTheWorldButTwilight?

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5k9etLO4s1qaq3svo1_400.jpg

Seth Astra
Jul 16, 2010, 01:37 PM
I'm with Joefro on this. WOOT! Team AnythingInTheWorldButTwilight has the most supporters so far!

Niered
Jul 16, 2010, 01:58 PM
Im on team "Masturbatory fan fiction sucks no matter how goddamn sparkly your fucking vampires are." Seriously, I'm not one to get worked up over bad literature usually, but when shit like this (http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life) happens, and happens all too often as a result of Stephanie Myers pleasuring herself as only a mormon knows how, I go from "Oh this is harmless but stupid fun" to "This shit is awful, who the fuck publishes something so bad" mode.

Run on sentences are a direct result of me being in contact with this thread. Look, I'm already losing brain cells!

joefro
Jul 16, 2010, 03:16 PM
Im on team "Masturbatory fan fiction sucks no matter how goddamn sparkly your fucking vampires are." Seriously, I'm not one to get worked up over bad literature usually, but when shit like this (http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life) happens, and happens all too often as a result of Stephanie Myers pleasuring herself as only a mormon knows how, I go from "Oh this is harmless but stupid fun" to "This shit is awful, who the fuck publishes something so bad" mode.

Run on sentences are a direct result of me being in contact with this thread. Look, I'm already losing brain cells!

Eh...but.wha?no way...the fuck?!

Okay, I just read that story and it makes me hate Twilight even more. I honestly just hope that it isn't true and that someone has a very good imagination.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 16, 2010, 03:23 PM
Ibuki

Ken-Zan!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3x9z0uGvHE


Ibuki's background theme music in Street Fighter III Third Strike.

It's called "Twilight".

Composers/Performed:

Hideki Okugawa
Yuki Iwai

Air Max 95 chick.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/Fighting%20Game%20Junk/ibuki-win2.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/OPP/bytwiggy7942dd6614269d37bcea6dde9a8.gif

navci
Jul 16, 2010, 03:34 PM
My IT guy at work bears an uncanny resemblance to Jacob. True story.

fronebullare
Jul 16, 2010, 03:54 PM
*sigh* I really don't like twilight, but if Jacob keeps walking around shirtless, I just may start watching the movies...

NeonaPulsar
Jul 16, 2010, 03:56 PM
I'm with Joefro on this. WOOT! Team AnythingInTheWorldButTwilight has the most supporters so far!

...AND I'M WITH YOU BOTH!!!

Kyrith_Ranger_Pso
Jul 16, 2010, 04:05 PM
how about "Team Angel, Killing Cullens for fun since 1753"

Outrider
Jul 16, 2010, 04:05 PM
...AND I'M WITH YOU BOTH!!!

AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF7cuJ3V5HY

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 16, 2010, 04:07 PM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m301/XviolataX/m_71c69e7b1a5d4736ff1b666ecf67801b.gif http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q247/brettb91/180px-ZackMastadonMorph.jpg

Supah Sentai?

Boogie down to Seiya pose.

Tetsaru
Jul 16, 2010, 06:04 PM
So we have to choose between bestiality or necrophilia? :wacko:

FUCK TWILIGHT.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 16, 2010, 06:16 PM
FUCK TWILIGHT.
They do @

Fan Fic dot wherever dot com?

:disapprove:

PSYOU weird game lobby humping, slightly less weird but good enough today - right now - but we don't need to talk about that either.

joefro
Jul 16, 2010, 06:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iAIM02kv0g
This song is catchy.

Ranmaru
Jul 16, 2010, 06:51 PM
Im on team "Masturbatory fan fiction sucks no matter how goddamn sparkly your fucking vampires are." Seriously, I'm not one to get worked up over bad literature usually, but when shit like this (http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life) happens, and happens all too often as a result of Stephanie Myers pleasuring herself as only a mormon knows how, I go from "Oh this is harmless but stupid fun" to "This shit is awful, who the fuck publishes something so bad" mode.

Run on sentences are a direct result of me being in contact with this thread. Look, I'm already losing brain cells!

Vampires are not badass if they fall in love with some random girl. >ED

I also wish for neither, nor do I ever wish anything for twilight. It sucks ass. And AND AND AND That girl is a bitch to her dad. Fuck her.

Delete
Jul 17, 2010, 06:38 AM
FUCK TWILIGHT.

Exactly the 2 words I was thinking.

AC9breaker
Jul 17, 2010, 08:53 AM
I'm on team Hayadylec-FMV ;o!

MetaZedlen
Jul 17, 2010, 12:42 PM
http://www.freewebs.com/0bloodclan0/ALUCARD2.jpg

Rageface Alucard does not approve one bit...

Nitro Vordex
Jul 17, 2010, 03:03 PM
Does anyone remember vampire movies that weren't pussy shit?

Examples: Underworld, Lost Boys, Dracula, Blade...

That's actually all I can think of at the moment.

But yeah, this pussy vampire craze needs to stop. I need some real fucking vampires. Ones that'll rip my face off and suck the blood and not say I love you.

Randomness
Jul 17, 2010, 03:18 PM
Does anyone remember vampire movies that weren't pussy shit?

Examples: Underworld, Lost Boys, Dracula, Blade...

That's actually all I can think of at the moment.

But yeah, this pussy vampire craze needs to stop. I need some real fucking vampires. Ones that'll rip my face off and suck the blood and not say I love you.

What... Dracula only does the bloodsucking bit. (And mind control) Mind you, I mean the novel, not Castlevania, in which case he's all three.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 17, 2010, 03:57 PM
I'm on team Hayadylec-FMV ;o!
BAMFuxyea

Does anyone remember vampire movies that weren't pussy shit?

Examples: Underworld, Lost Boys, Dracula, Blade...

That's actually all I can think of at the moment.
From Dusk Til Dawn, I posted in the other thread about Buffy Angel.

Clooney - Tarantino - Selma Hayek - Juliette Lewis

2nd half better than first half of movie but movie as a whole still good.

*Clooney 8) stoneface stare, even as a dirty bloody mess*

"...Go home Kate."

Guy with a crotch plate gun, filthy rat vampire bastard, and much much more.

Weeaboolits
Jul 17, 2010, 03:58 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Autobot_symbol.png

Palle
Jul 17, 2010, 05:23 PM
Ibuki

Ken-Zan!

YouTube- Street Fighter III Third Strike: Ibuki's Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3x9z0uGvHE)
Aww man, that's my girl right there.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 17, 2010, 06:52 PM
But you must cosplay as her BF to stand a chance?

I've got my neon green chucks and quite a 'guido + luigi' shiny shirt Mom's name brand, INC, bling expensive damn-but like a gift gotta keep it for that one myself.

Dunno who could pull off that mesh fishnets - not chain mail sensei guy as seen in the 2nd pic. standing back to back with the kunoichi female ninja. He's like the male version of HUnewearls and their infamous fishnets.

Leviathan
Jul 17, 2010, 08:22 PM
Jacob has a child's face, but he's all man from the neck down. So I feel like a pedophile.

Edward has a cool name, but that's all he has going for him since he looks like a lizard.

How about Team Guy That Almost Hit Bella With His Car?

Randomness
Jul 17, 2010, 09:12 PM
I vote Team Mature People.

Boxblaster
Jul 17, 2010, 09:37 PM
Successful troll is successful.

Outrider
Jul 17, 2010, 10:11 PM
Does anyone remember vampire movies that weren't pussy shit?

Examples: Underworld, Lost Boys, Dracula, Blade...

That's actually all I can think of at the moment.

But yeah, this pussy vampire craze needs to stop. I need some real fucking vampires. Ones that'll rip my face off and suck the blood and not say I love you.

Wasn't the Lost Boys the vampire movie with the homo-erotic undertones?

Unfortunately, most vampire fiction was originally written as an out for repressed sexuality, so it's kind of hard to get away from those themes.

Leviathan
Jul 17, 2010, 10:39 PM
Wasn't the Lost Boys the vampire movie with the homo-erotic undertones?

Unfortunately, most vampire fiction was originally written as an out for repressed sexuality, so it's kind of hard to get away from those themes.

4. The Lost Boys: You’d never expected subtlety from the openly gay Joel Schumacher (who put nipples on the Bat Suit), but Lost Boys was one of the first popular films among teenagers to feature a strong, homoerotic subtext. I mean: Of course Corey Haim’s character was gay — what straight teenager in the 80s would hang a shirtless poster of Rob Lowe on his bedroom wall? He sings “I ain’t gotta man” in the bathtub, for God’s sake. Lost Boys was as much about burgeoning teen sexuality as it was vampires, and that vampirism was a glorious extended metaphor on homosexuality and be “one of us” was its rallying cry. By featuring good-looking, cool vampires —instead of old, menacing blood suckers — Lost Boys romanticized vampires, and by extension, homosexuality. Just look at Keifer Sutherland and tell me he isn’t the gayest vampire that side of Robert Pattinson? I mean, it’s right there in the title, people. They were Lost Boys in search of their sexuality.

http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/the-most-unintentionally-homoerotic-films.php

Ranmaru
Jul 17, 2010, 10:56 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Autobot_symbol.png

I approve of this message. OF the one quoted here. Also, fuck megan fox. and NOT literally. Robots > Megan Fox.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 18, 2010, 02:03 AM
Successful troll is successful.
Nah, he got FKL'd, from OTopic forum (see there amtalx and Niered are OT regulars and wouldn't usually post - after FKL'd move amtalx would have back in the day, I will say for all of us and they might agree - we all miss that RAcast BAMF). And no Obama sign for his efforts!

That weird PSYOU forum Vickiebot with the profile info equal to or worse than ShinMaruku, and from the same NYC area got the Obama U got FKL'd sign though. He bumped a 2005 topic about billing, but mods give him a nice topic title for his youtube about wolf men and digitized 'rising from the graves.'

CrimsomWolf
Jul 19, 2010, 02:23 AM
Does anyone remember vampire movies that weren't pussy shit?

Examples: Underworld, Lost Boys, Dracula, Blade...

That's actually all I can think of at the moment.

But yeah, this pussy vampire craze needs to stop. I need some real fucking vampires. Ones that'll rip my face off and suck the blood and not say I love you.

It was about time for somebody to say it out loud.


Otherwise, Galm Team, I choose you!

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd131/RazgrizRaptors/Ace%20Combat/AceCombatZero.jpg

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 19, 2010, 02:30 AM
Team

Stupid Golden State Warriors

Trading young for old (23 year old guys for 30 year old guy)

Defense for no defense

Black for white (but David Lee is the people's champ and former dunk champ, completely 100% baller)

Joked at my mom about Turiaf, so what is he then? 2005 Hyphy dreadlock like Mikki Moore he hasn't been good since 2005. Turiaf is very good though, to pair with slim - "I will Break You (Rocky)" Andris "Bean"drins who can't play all the defense alone - and still is discriminated against with foul calls, jumping backwards letting them take his space and yet foul FTA x 2 for opposing team.

That guy lil bro's girlfriend said she dated once but he was a dingus, Anthony Randolph - with the upside down eyebrows that looks great when he dunks on someone and screams out in joyous defiance, his eyebrows don't match his demeaner - looks scared all the time /unbelievable story but still a story I guess

Anthony Morrow 47% 3 point shooter, top 3 in the league, traded for a nothing - not a player at least but just a year later - whatever # draft goddamn pick?!

But at least Cohan

http://www.blogger.com/profile/17262437613402920050

> http://chriscohansucks.blogspot.com/

is gone. Finally. Top 3 worst win / loss records since he took over. :argh: playoff once in a miracle year and that wasn't a winning season either but 41-41 .500 | 50%

We believed in Baron Davis

they feared that beard:

http://www.fearthebeard.org/

Ranmaru
Jul 19, 2010, 11:48 AM
I vote Team Mature People.

I'll vote.

Randomness
Jul 19, 2010, 12:07 PM
It was about time for somebody to say it out loud.


Otherwise, Galm Team, I choose you!

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd131/RazgrizRaptors/Ace%20Combat/AceCombatZero.jpg

Shouldn't it be Garm Team? Just saying, that would make more since.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 19, 2010, 11:13 PM
South Side

http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2009/05/16/Obama%20on%20sideline%20two-thumb-300x353.jpg

Not the evil, switcheroo, hide - got no pride

http://s3.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/clinton-baseball_caps.jpg
"Is is" saxophone anime Willy here to find your cat "better talk to em" Might as well call it whitejackblackcubsox.

Sord
Jul 20, 2010, 08:33 AM
Zergs, together we shall crush the terrans and the protoss

xmoonprismpowerx
Jul 20, 2010, 09:34 AM
Twilight is probably going to transform into a person. Who will inevitably end up being a troll... a very well fed troll.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 21, 2010, 06:49 PM
Twilight is probably going to transform into a person. Who will inevitably end up being a troll... a very well fed troll.
Vampire teeth thinks she's BBW like pikachief post combined with TOH girl @ his one school?!

Oh snaps.

And to think I almost $12 Zoo York yesterday t-shirt with the empire state/sears tower etc, large buildings = the fangs of the shirt design.