I cut myself, with a fork. [Archive]

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 24, 2010, 07:33 AM

I hear spoons can be notorious, too.

If only it were a spork.
So does Spoon respect the path chosen, even if not by you free willy decision - what will be will be "kay sehr -ah sehr ah"

And "spork only knows"

Like Nitro said, "Spork knows I have [written bad fanficuru~],"

>> but it got spotlight sticky icky, so not as terrible as he thought?

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Someone lend me their Book of Wackob.

Vanzazikon

Jul 24, 2010, 01:38 PM

This is exactly why you don't bite down on forks. lrn2uselips

Niered

Jul 24, 2010, 01:44 PM

Thats one utensil-
*Slides on glasses*
-you shouldn't have forked with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

Ranmaru

Jul 24, 2010, 09:00 PM

I have cut my self with a fricking spray bottle. How the hell do I do that? GOD AFOADJFDAKLFJDSLFJS:FLKJDSFLKSDJFLKSDJ. Something else... A shovel. CURSE YOU SHOVEL.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 25, 2010, 12:38 AM

Something else... A shovel. CURSE YOU SHOVEL.
Supposed to cut the zombies with your shovel.

Seems to be easier also with casino distractions on the Dead Rising 2 Zombies. And Shovel in 1 wasn't a good weapon in comparison to the lot of them all.

Tetsaru

Jul 25, 2010, 12:53 AM

I could've sworn I heard somewhere that, back around medieval times or so, kitchen utensils were made a lot sharper than the ones today. Supposedly, the reason behind making them duller was because whenever a barfight or similar event happened, forks and knives were easily accessable weapons you could use to stab someone with. :o

As for me, I don't recall ever really cutting myself on something very often. I'm not an emo kid! :razz: Usually I end up doing more stupid/clumsy things, like bumping into or tripping over stuff, lol. I remember when I was little, I stepped on the sharp end of a sewing pin that fell in the carpet at my grandma's house, and it got stuck in my foot... that, along with several other events probably helped contribute to my current fear of needles today. >_<

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 25, 2010, 01:27 AM

I cut myself with a cut.
Better than forking yourself in your cuts.

I could've
I heard

As for me,

I don't recall
I'm not an emo kid! :razz:
Usually I end up
I remember when
I was little,

I stepped on the sharp end of a sewing pin that fell in the carpet at my grandma's house, and it got stuck in my foot... that, along with several other events probably helped contribute to my current fear of needles today. >_<
Sorry about your needle fear and why this thread brought out those past things in your life, but soo many imessages, like joo bean talkin' to pat more than Pat's baby or somein.

Shadowpawn's I have Failed series never had that many I message in one topic, or even combined!

He's going to come back to this thread splosion - man, and possibly not come back for months,,,, months!!!

I think this is a problem!

Sord

Jul 25, 2010, 02:01 AM

I could've sworn I heard somewhere that, back around medieval times or so, kitchen utensils were made a lot sharper than the ones today.
I dunno about the rest, but this was true. Forks were also considered items of high luxury and over extravagant at one point, even looked down upon by the church.

navci

Jul 25, 2010, 02:02 AM

My brother once cut himself with a soup ladle.
BEAT DAT

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 25, 2010, 02:23 AM

My knuckle gets chaffed but not ashy like larry, now in the Summertime even, after several kinds of lotions applied too. When not noticing because its not itching or hurting at all air conditioners or something make it cut itself open.

Right in the ice cream store.

So I couldn't EAT DAT :cone: :( (some other lil pale girl was being :cry: mode for some reason, but not young enough to be scared by ice cream store, cried and walked up threw hers away. Tanned girl in yellow raglan baseball shirt, wow yo, didn't seem to be parent/sister of so who knows that story)

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Also gave me battle damage real blood on my linen white Kiryu sport coat. Street Fightering. Street won.[/spoiler-box]

Shoulda have blogged this where nobody could see. ;o
Also added tears to the blood and sweat that weekend. That's blog material.... girl.

navci

Jul 25, 2010, 02:31 AM

That's self-random-injury, doesn't count.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 25, 2010, 02:34 AM

Takes three things combined to do it though. All powered by geewjesus/Buddha/Vishnu crew.

Don't remember any cuts of the: 'that shouldn't have cut me' variety.

But shit hurts = tags of cardboard or plastic when trying on clothes too fast that hit me in the eye, right where glasses don't cover. Twice.

WTF clothes fighting me back. Everybody wanna piece of this!

Reference:

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http://www.zweifuss.ca/colorswap.php?pcolorstring=DudleyPalette.bin&pcolornum=14&pname=dudley/dudley-coat.gif

Except I take damage.
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Shadowpawn

Jul 25, 2010, 08:55 AM

Soup laddle has me beat.

Dhylec

Jul 25, 2010, 11:56 AM

paper uppercut!

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 26, 2010, 01:50 AM

paper uppercut!
Super Mario: Rad Punching Game?

Dev'd by TecNamco?

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See you in months Shadow. We could have some new employees by then, I'll email your booberry Hi-phonular.

Hatrix

Jul 27, 2010, 10:04 AM

I cut myself with one of those switch blade "COMBS" they used to sell at Six Flags... That was total FAIL lol. When I was a kid I always bought one of those there.

PwNeR

Jul 27, 2010, 10:26 AM

I cut myself with a doorknob.

I win.

Outrider

Jul 27, 2010, 11:18 AM

I cut myself with my razor-sharp wit.

YOU ALL LOSE.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 27, 2010, 05:36 PM

I cut myself with my razor [train car link removed] -sharp wit.

YOU ALL LOSE.
Sounds like an emo(tional) personal problem.

Don't be so hard on yourself. =(

Who's really losing here? Are you really showing them or just making a larger bandage budget?

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MTV had a Breakfast club show about this. One girl had no resolution to her cutting though. HS homeys didn't know what to tell her. Once homeless motivational speaker now beard dude should have had a one on one with homegirl.

She did break down and cry when he told his story.
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Shadowpawn

Jul 27, 2010, 08:40 PM

Super Mario: Rad Punching Game?

Dev'd by TecNamco?

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See you in months Shadow. We could have some new employees by then, I'll email your booberry Hi-phonular.

I just exchanged my booberry for an and-Groid phone. I'll be checking dem emails while on va-k.

Seth Astra

Jul 27, 2010, 08:41 PM

I cut myself on AIR! Now I win.

Shadowpawn

Jul 27, 2010, 08:46 PM

I cut myself on AIR! Now I win.

Not really, that means you have horrible skin membrane. You should see a doctor ASAP.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 27, 2010, 08:54 PM

Or tell the Avatar:Aang how to cut with the air. (AirMan + CutMan?)

And tell him not to make fart jokes or attacks. Cuz that guy's still like 12?

Boogie Troll

Jul 28, 2010, 02:38 AM

A friend of mine somehow got a fork hot enough to where it would burn him. He had a fork-shaped burn on his arm for quite a long time (Talking years). It was a sad day when we found out that all signs of the burn had finally gone away.

The burn was on his forearm by the way. I guess he didn't notice there was super fucking hot fork on a counter and happened to put his arm down on it.

Shadowpawn

Jul 28, 2010, 09:56 AM

How do you not notice that? :disapprove:

Ranmaru

Jul 28, 2010, 10:19 AM

He should heat it up again. ;p

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Aug 1, 2010, 12:42 AM

More fork, spoon, spork jokes.

I cut my salad with a fork.

Some people cut things with a spoon.

But yeah, not really bad non-jokes like me, just now here.

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County jail guy San Quentin on news the other day to explain the shivers, made to look like a knife or stab (ice) pick.

But of course.

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Did Stallone's Locked Up movie have the black dude who dropped the stolen TV on a cop's foot and get arrested and jailed? Comedic out of place scene there. Lots of interesting characters in that one. Sad story all over the place. Classic Mustang got smashed. McDowell's guy the warden's main guard.

Warden looking like that A's baseball broadcaster guy.