So I crap through a hole in my abdomen now

[Sord]

No, srsly. I wound up having to get a colostomy thanks to Crone's disease. So what you guys been up to (beyond the 1st and 2nd pages of course?)

[Raikomaru]

Woah.....damn dude, that sucks ass.....no pun intended? FKL's pretty much the same randomness..... :wacko:'s all around....

[Nitro Vordex]

Come join us m'boi. ;-;

Also, FKL still sucks shit.

[AC9breaker]

I was told some guy tried to commit suicide by drinking bleach but the doctors where able to save him by replacing parts of his esophagus with parts of his colon. So at night when everyone is asleep you can hear him quietly farting .

[Sord]

that sucks ass.....no pun intended?

You have no idea how much I've heard that. It's pretty funny when it's totally unintended, the person realizes it, and then sort of panics and spits the line out. Though I supposed that's because I really don't care to much, if I had to pick one thing that bugged me about it, would probably be changing the bag itself (or random uncontrollable farting in public.)

The bag attaches to a tubberware type thingy kept on my stomach via bandage and adhesive (this part is called a "flange.") Every few days (or if I'm unlucky, the next day) I have to change it, as the adhesive breaks in some small spot somewhere, and suddenly I become a walking stinkbomb as the smell of shit escapes. Now the adhesive, despite it's constant annoying breakdown, isn't quite industrial superglue, but it a lot stronger than the crap you get at school, probably more so than rubber glue (though more soluble.) So it hurts like hell to take off the flange. And all this just because a tiny break in the seal no bigger than the edge of your pinky nail occurred and let out the smell. Waist of materials and pain :/


Come join us m'boi. ;-;

Also, FKL still sucks shit.

I would, but my PC (which has skype) refuses to pick up my neighbors signal, despite the fact all three of the laptops in this house can pick it up from the same locale. These laptops aren't mine, two of which are to buggy as shit to probably run skype, and since the other one isn't mine I don't like installing software purely for myself on it. So, yeah, no skype till I get a better network card.

[Nitro Vordex]

Come back soon.

I remember my health care teacher telling me about those bags. They're supposed to smell worse than sin.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Also, FKL still sucks shit.
Isn't that a worse pun if not intended, about the bags, than the "sucks ass?!"

And man I'm trying:

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154450

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180960

http://www.pso-world.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180279

You wanna bitch about the ship taking on water or help do work, son?!