Straight outta C-Sec

[W0LB0T]

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[xmoonprismpowerx]

mass effect love <3

[Outrider]

Garrus is the man.

I like to rock it old school with the G-Man and Tali.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

He doesn't even need to fix his neck armor.

[Boogie Troll]

Garrus is a dick. 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[The Last Baron]

Yeah, but you gotta know that all those Calibrations are what keeps him straight. No homo for that cool cat.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Calibrate before dates.

Before mate with mates.

Ain't no thing, never fate.

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/100_0581.jpg

[Sord]

I had reach...

[Skuda]

Sheppard...

[Uncle_bob]

Legion is my bride.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Legion is my bride.
You know you can't pimp like this Shepard.

How does it feel?

[Nitro Vordex]

I had reach...
...but she had flexibility.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Or even, you know you feel this pimp hand, Shepard.

-

Shepard, I'm on your team, damn it.

Forgot to shot the Krogan, but he never wandered in front of me. Or Miranda, but never picked her.

[DragonForce]

Tried talking with and he said "maybe later. gotta do these calibrations.". What an ass...

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Don't make him calibrate your ass.

[Outrider]

I'm pretty sure the crew of the ship just starts making up excuses because they're sick of talking about you.

"Oh, hey Shepard. I can't talk, I have to... calibrate! Yes, that's it. I'm gonna calibrate everything here, and then maybe we can talk. It'll take me at least a week, though! Yup, there's a lot to calibrate. How about I'll just come get you when I'm free?"

[Sord]

"I'm your captain, and I order you to talk."
+2 Renegade

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Shouldn't you be doing something besides running around the ship looking behind you Shepard?

I do what I wanna do.-(___)-Back to work then.
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[Skuda]

http://www.confusereviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hcw_wrex.jpg

This is now a Krogan thread.

[DragonForce]

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[HeartBreak301]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh228/Cerrydd/calibrate.png

[CrimsomWolf]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/harrybairey/Mass%20Effect/749f1eed8d6b529c35dabe40740f20af2fc69d5c.jpg

[Uncle_bob]

I should go.

[Palle]

This thread is a delight.

[TalHex]

indeed... because for once I actually know what you people are talking about.

[Volcompat321]

indeed... because for once I actually know what you people are talking about.

I wish I did...

[TalHex]

It's okay Volcompat *pats* there comes a time for each of us when the words coming out of our mouths just don't make any sense.

[Out_Kast]

The council can kiss my ass.

In fact, I think I cut them off every time I got the chance. Renegade Shepaloo FTW.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

It's okay Volcompat *pats* there comes a time for each of us when the words coming out of our mouths just don't make any sense.
He just plays far less engrossing games. PS3

Well he can wait til spring to do it, but he might pass it up for something else; better talk to em.

[Volcompat321]

I might not pass it up.
Saw a friend play about 10 minutes of Mass Effect 1 once.
I don't know.

Nothing wrong with PS3's HAYA.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Nothing wrong with PS3's HAYA.
As an owner of the BLOX, I know what's wrong with it. You're a bad owner, man.

Nope. Lemme see the CARFAX. :x

[Volcompat321]

Bad owner? No way, I take care of mine!
I play games, dust it off all the time, and all that.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

1st thing wrong, it doesn't have Shepard.

2nd thing, YLOD.

And so on. You should know the major problms of your system and work to correct or prevent them. And all else fails, fix them.

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Garrus thread, not pat doesn't get it (after sufficient explanation) thread. Get it?

[Volcompat321]

1st thing wrong, it doesn't have Shepard.

2nd thing, YLOD.

And so on. You should know the major problms of your system and work to correct or prevent them. And all else fails, fix them.


And Xbox is better? :o

I know the potential problems of the PS3, but haven't actually gotten any.

[Boogie Troll]

The council can kiss my ass.

In fact, I think I cut them off every time I got the chance. Renegade Shepaloo FTW.
I never did it until a friend of mine showed me how hilarious it was a while back. Now it's one of those things I always do, like headbutting the Krogan in the second game or punching the reporter in both.

[Mute City]

Change that sig.

[Boogie Troll]

I can't.

Scratch that I decided I would.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

And Xbox is better? :o

I know the potential problems of the PS3, but haven't actually gotten any.
XBLOX been had Mass. FAX.

You didn't say that until I just said so. But now you admit there are things that are wrong with PS3.

This is not a system topic post or any semblance of using any word in any game thread, "better." /FOOL! - Mr.T, Gen, etc.[/spoiler-box]

You can stop posting until Spring when PS3 gets da Mass. Then you can return to these kinda topics. If you even get the game instead of just interject this: "I don't have the game!" several times over here, buddy. :(


-

Right now the equation, da ma[spoiler]thss is:

Volcompat + PS3 = Show me the CARFAX. :x

You still talking to TopManSir or some of these other weird, don't pay attention and interrupt threads guys? That must be it. Better break it off with that one of your dudes, Vpatbro.

[Uncle_bob]

As an owner of the BLOX, I know what's wrong with it. You're a bad owner, man.

Nope. Lemme see the CARFAX. :x

http://www.adamriff.com/images/carfox.jpg

[Outrider]

You should play, Mass Effect 2 when it comes out on PS3, Pat. The first one is good, but the second is just so much better, especially if you enjoy shooters.

[DragonForce]

You dont know wut yer fukken missing out on in ME1. Especially Garrus when he was fresh outta C-Sec! In ME2 he's a freelancer. That boy dun grew up.

[Boogie Troll]

Yeah he'd be missing out on all dat clunk if he never plays ME1!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

carfox.jpg (http://www.adamriff.com/images/carfox.jpg)
Pass Fox

Collect $300?!

Guess what I'd not buy w/ that.

[W0LB0T]

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/9577/1285912319985.jpg

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Gordon Gartrolle Shirts for Cosby's son Theo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crnPfls0fHw

"Ask me that question again!" :x


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLdBNGcrR_o

^ we don't need that 30 second postulate absolutely nothing intro. More breakdance super tall guy, half the Cosby crazy old man dance too.