Breakup Haiku

[Palle]

Recent events being what they are, I thought you might like to play the game I've been playing lately.

For instance, at the end of a recent string of rapid, short, and unnecessarily emotional texts:


Impressive poem,
but you are wrong about my
being an asshole.

So... you guys have any good idears for breakup haiku?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Can't compete with that opener.

World's Greatest Dad-Robin Williams, black student, one of 3 left by then in movie reciting Haiku for his poetry class also has no comparison.



Its been a long time,
Gonna leave you, for this
Dope beat to grieve to


Dang, but then you may not wanna grieve, but grief, like Zangrief at this point?
Also that pause in "leave you - for this"

& you're not leaving them with the dope beat. Its all yours... baby.

[Outrider]

Nice try, amigo,
But I'm not playing your game.
I'm way too busy.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Howdy Outrider,
Mayhap you are not in such,
Dire straights now?

Emo emulsion,
Exchange with no range,
Glad its not for fame.