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Red Ring
Dec 5, 2010, 05:18 PM
PSO2 must come with a dreamcast style controller for the 360 and PS3.

PSO2 must come with a keyboard and custom mic for said controller.

PSO2 must play hypnotic music on the intro screen that annoys the player's entire family when said player falls asleep while playing the game.

PSO2 must have uber ranger class that's better than everyone else.

PSO2 must drop weapon and meseta upon player death.

PSO2 must have custom pictochat thingy even if it turns into 90% player made penis pictures.

PSO2 must be free to play and then have a sequel thats not.

PSO2 must come with a new sonic game demo dvd packed inside.

PSO2 must use those protection key codes to play online

PSO2 must allow gameshark hacking and come with a preattached gameshark in a vmu slot and a jumppack in the second slot. character saves can be stored in a 3rd slot so its easy to dupe character.

PSO2 must not be server side.

PSO2 must have a lobby.

PSO2 character skins must all look like generic Halloween costumes that burn the eyes because they only use 3 different color termplates and the exact same geometry no matter what skin you pick.

PSO2 Players must all desire the same uber weapons knowing that all other weapons are trash.

PSO2 Players must drop trade.

PSO2 must not be moderated.

The biggest trolls should have hacks that allow them to PK other players and freeze entire lobbies so that if they cordinate they can ruin the game for everyone unless they have a antihack hack that removes the freeze script exploit.

PSO2 Players must use material and screw up their characters early on.

that is all for now

Seth Astra
Dec 5, 2010, 05:25 PM
Please be sarcasm...

Reksanden
Dec 5, 2010, 05:33 PM
I think he's serious....

paracelsus
Dec 5, 2010, 05:43 PM
why not just drop the 2 off of PSO2, and port it to PS3, XBOX360, and Wii?

Reksanden
Dec 5, 2010, 05:46 PM
Because there is already a PSO. This is suppost to be it's sequel.
And it makes it hard to demand something to change when the games already ten years old.

16085k
Dec 5, 2010, 07:06 PM
PSO 2 must be worse than PSO in every way possible.

Chaobo99
Dec 5, 2010, 07:12 PM
PSO2 must come with a dreamcast style controller for the 360 and PS3. -Sure why not.

PSO2 must come with a keyboard and custom mic for said controller. -Sure why not

PSO2 must play hypnotic music on the intro screen that annoys the player's entire family when said player falls asleep while playing the game. - Sure why not.

PSO2 must have uber ranger class that's better than everyone else. - No

PSO2 must drop weapon and meseta upon player death. - Definately no.

PSO2 must have custom pictochat thingy even if it turns into 90% player made penis pictures. -Sure why not. Some of them wont be explicit...

PSO2 must be free to play and then have a sequel thats not. -Hmmm... yes and no?

PSO2 must come with a new sonic game demo dvd packed inside. - I wish.

PSO2 must use those protection key codes to play online. - Perhaps.

PSO2 must allow gameshark hacking and come with a preattached gameshark in a vmu slot and a jumppack in the second slot. character saves can be stored in a 3rd slot so its easy to dupe character. - No

PSO2 must not be server side.

PSO2 must have a lobby. - Sure why not

PSO2 character skins must all look like generic Halloween costumes that burn the eyes because they only use 3 different color termplates and the exact same geometry no matter what skin you pick.

PSO2 Players must all desire the same uber weapons knowing that all other weapons are trash. -Isn't this normal?

PSO2 Players must drop trade. -No

PSO2 must not be moderated. - Is it ever?

The biggest trolls should have hacks that allow them to PK other players and freeze entire lobbies so that if they cordinate they can ruin the game for everyone unless they have a antihack hack that removes the freeze script exploit. -And normal players must have the anit-hacker skill that negates all incoming hackers and counter-attacks.

PSO2 Players must use material and screw up their characters early on. -What?

that is all for now

Hmmm [insert witty comment here]

Broken_L_button
Dec 5, 2010, 07:19 PM
This topic has made me laugh. And for this, I award you with this free post saying not much more than "lol". Cherish it.

Kent
Dec 5, 2010, 07:40 PM
Though those were all things that plagued the initial release of PSO on the Dreamcast... I can't help but think that this person isn't joking, being that they actually thought that dropping your weapon and money on the ground when you die is a good idea.

NoiseHERO
Dec 5, 2010, 07:43 PM
Wow this is all of PSO's failures, what about PSU? haters gotta hate, man.

LeonAlabard
Dec 5, 2010, 07:50 PM
I think I found the formula for my [nostalgic] virtual paradise.


Also, a Dreamcast-styled controller for PC with 3 slots for VMU so I can play some retarded PSO2 mini-game anywhere? SOLD.
If the mini-game becomes some sort of MAG farming, it will be perfect.

Wayu
Dec 5, 2010, 07:59 PM
I had a good laugh at this. Seems to be major sarcasm. Nice.

-Wayu

Sinue_v2
Dec 5, 2010, 08:22 PM
He forgot to mention that console versions must not be USB keyboard compatible, and that to be one of the cool kids on the server we need the exclusive PSO2 Texter II!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXSiDABXkQ

Recapture the sensation of mastering your favorite fighting game while you type now with our 20% more convoluted interface! Limited time pre-order bonus includes exclusive controller skin guaranteed to make your gaming peripherals even more hideous than ever!

(Also compatible for use with the upcoming "Typing of the Virtua Fighter".)

Anon_Fire
Dec 6, 2010, 10:50 AM
PSO2 must come with it's own style controller for the 360 and PS3.

PSO2 must be compatible with a keyboard for PS3/360 and headset for PC.

PSO2 must play nice music on the intro screen that the player can enjoy listening to.

PSO2 must have certain classes that professionalize in certain weapons.

PSO2 must not have a EXP penalty upon death.

PSO2 must have expanded Symbol Chat functions.

PSO2 must be $8.99/month.

PSO2 must use game keys to play online

PSO2 must not allow any hacking and cheating what so ever, because it ruins the fun for everyone.

PSO2 must be server side.

PSO2 must have a lobbies.

PSO2 character designs better be a combination of both PSO and PSU.

PSO2 Players must all desire their own favorite weapons knowing that all other weapons are not trash.

PSO2 Players must not drop trade.

PSO2 must be moderated.

The biggest supporters of the game should never allow hacks that PK other players and freeze entire lobbies so that they can ruin the game for everyone unless they have a antihack hack that removes the freeze script exploit.

PSO2 Players must use Mono, Di, and Trigrinders and upgrade their weapons by 1.

that is all for now

Fixed for ya.

And first of all, I am really sick and tired of all this hacking PSO garbage.

Msr. Bojangles
Dec 6, 2010, 04:18 PM
PSO2 must come with a dreamcast style controller for the 360 and PS3.

PSO2 must come with a keyboard and custom mic for said controller.

PSO2 must play hypnotic music on the intro screen that annoys the player's entire family when said player falls asleep while playing the game.

PSO2 must have uber ranger class that's better than everyone else.

PSO2 must drop weapon and meseta upon player death.

PSO2 must have custom pictochat thingy even if it turns into 90% player made penis pictures.

PSO2 must be free to play and then have a sequel thats not.

PSO2 must come with a new sonic game demo dvd packed inside.

PSO2 must use those protection key codes to play online

PSO2 must allow gameshark hacking and come with a preattached gameshark in a vmu slot and a jumppack in the second slot. character saves can be stored in a 3rd slot so its easy to dupe character.

PSO2 must not be server side.

PSO2 must have a lobby.

PSO2 character skins must all look like generic Halloween costumes that burn the eyes because they only use 3 different color termplates and the exact same geometry no matter what skin you pick.

PSO2 Players must all desire the same uber weapons knowing that all other weapons are trash.

PSO2 Players must drop trade.

PSO2 must not be moderated.

The biggest trolls should have hacks that allow them to PK other players and freeze entire lobbies so that if they cordinate they can ruin the game for everyone unless they have a antihack hack that removes the freeze script exploit.

PSO2 Players must use material and screw up their characters early on.

that is all for now

Dear Sir,

I would say to go back under the bridge, but quite frankly,
all you did was make me roll my eyes a little. All I must say is
that if you're serious, you are quite a demented sir. Or perhaps you
just like to e-bully. I humbly request you to cease and desist your
antisocial actions that alienate the rest of the playerbase.

Sincerely,
Monsieur Bojangles

Blizz3112
Dec 6, 2010, 04:48 PM
PSO2 must come with free washing machine... :smile:

Reksanden
Dec 6, 2010, 05:09 PM
And free pizza.... for life.

Msr. Bojangles
Dec 6, 2010, 07:47 PM
And free pizza.... for life.


As long as garlic knots are included.

HUkyasuto Mk.2
Dec 6, 2010, 08:59 PM
Fixed for ya.

And first of all, I am really sick and tired of all this hacking PSO garbage.

Amen.

RemiusTA
Dec 6, 2010, 10:35 PM
He forgot to mention that console versions must not be USB keyboard compatible, and that to be one of the cool kids on the server we need the exclusive PSO2 Texter II!

YouTube - PSU Texter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXSiDABXkQ)

Recapture the sensation of mastering your favorite fighting game while you type now with our 20% more convoluted interface! Limited time pre-order bonus includes exclusive controller skin guaranteed to make your gaming peripherals even more hideous than ever!

(Also compatible for use with the upcoming "Typing of the Virtua Fighter".)


Oh jesus i haven't laughed that hard here in a while

MetaZedlen
Dec 7, 2010, 01:01 AM
Successful troll is *YET AGAIN* successful...

...either that, or dumber than a stack of bricks

paracelsus
Dec 7, 2010, 08:34 AM
Can't the troll be successful, because its dumber than a stack of bricks?

Fossil
Dec 7, 2010, 09:56 AM
PSO2 must have uber ranger class that's better than everyone else.


Alright, now we are talking!

Blizz3112
Dec 7, 2010, 12:17 PM
Can't the troll be successful, because its dumber than a stack of bricks?

Even bricks have their purpose in life, trolls I'm not so sure of... :-)

HUkyasuto Mk.2
Dec 7, 2010, 06:28 PM
Can't the troll be successful, because its dumber than a stack of bricks?

Maybe it because we keep feeding it. And you know the rules. NEVER and i mean NEVER feed the troll.

Dhylec
Dec 10, 2010, 10:49 PM
This is closed for a being a questionable topic & the subsequent off-topic comments.