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W0LB0T
Jan 25, 2011, 03:16 PM
Stop wasting your money making fucking Final Fantasy games and give all the money to Edios. Them fuckers can actually make games.

Deus Ex, Just Cause hybrid. Fund it!

Dhylec
Jan 25, 2011, 03:24 PM
hey, final phantasie'z da golden gooze, money makin machine - can't give it up, right?

TalHex
Jan 25, 2011, 05:37 PM
Is this a bad time to point out that Squeenix announced a XIII-2 or should I save that for the next FF-addicts-anonymous?

Outrider
Jan 25, 2011, 06:26 PM
I'm still waiting on my Final Fantasy VI remake on DS.

ShinMaruku
Jan 25, 2011, 07:03 PM
Stop wasting your money making fucking Final Fantasy games and give all the money to Edios. Them fuckers can actually make games.


WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I agree.

TalHex
Jan 25, 2011, 09:20 PM
You know what games we need more of guys...?

Mario Party : D

FOkyasuta
Jan 25, 2011, 09:27 PM
Stop wasting your money making fucking Final Fantasy games and give all the money to Edios. Them fuckers can actually make games.

Deus Ex, Just Cause hybrid. Fund it!
Fking agreed.

Outrider
Jan 25, 2011, 09:33 PM
Deus Ex, Just Cause hybrid. Fund it!

Actually, I think I would play a Just Cause/Final Fantasy hybrid.

Or a Just Cause/Just Cause hybrid.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 26, 2011, 12:26 AM
Actually, I think I would play a Just Cause/Final Fantasy hybrid.

Or a Just Cause/Just Cause hybrid.
Way better than the Just Cuz its FF, which is why we have to play it - and thus it is the best games there is and their main characters are the best Peter Pans Popular without Robin Williams in the role, but a non hairy man instead. Or a girl Cloud lederhosen dude.

Boogie Troll
Jan 26, 2011, 12:33 AM
Just Cause is so awesome because the game is like HEY YOU WANT TO BE IN AN ACTION MOVIE? HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. SO THEN I SHOOT SOME DUDE WITH A SHOTGUN AND GET THE COPS ON ME. SO THEN I'M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK AND DECIDE TO GRAPPLE HOOK HIS ASS ONLY IT'D BE EVEN FUNNIER IF I HOOKED HIM TO A CAR. SO I HOOK HIM TO A CAR AND STEAL IT AND THEN I DRIVE THAT SHIT DOWN THE ROAD. AND THEN I HIT A STRAIGHTAWAY AND DECIDE TO EJECT VIA PARACHUTE. MY CAR IS LIKE I'M THE FUCKING ALPHA CAR BITCHES AND WHEN IT PLOWS INTO SOME STUPID TUK TUK IT'S LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY WAY AND EXPLODES. BUT SINCE THE COPS ARE ON ME THERE'S A HELICOPTER AND I'M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK AND STEAL THAT SHIT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO. SO NOW I'M A MOTHERFUCKING BADASS IN A FUCKING HELICOPTER AND I'M ANNIHILATING EVERYTHING. BUT THEN I FLY OVER A MILITARY BASE AND THERE'S A SAM SIGHT AND IT FUCKING SHOOTS ME SO I'M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. I STEAL A MINIGUN FROM THE FRONT OF THE BASE AND PUT ON MY HEAVY WEAPON'S GUY FACE AND BREAK THEIR TINY BABY TOYS. THEN I'LL JACK A PLANE AND GO VISIT THE AIRPORT AND THEN STEAL A CAR AND HOOK THAT TO ONE OF THE JET LINERS THAT'S ABOUT TO TAKE OFF BECAUSE IT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA. I GET IN MY CAR AND IT TAPS THE PLANE AND THEN IT BLOWS UP AND I'M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. AND THEN I'M LIKE WELL I'VE DONE ALL THAT THERE IS MIGHT AS WELL GO TALK TO BOLO SANTOSI SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF HER ACCENT SOME MORE BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING STUPID SHE SOUNDS. I WISH I COULD KILL HER BUT I CAN'T SO I END UP DOING WHATEVER STUPID MISSION SHE WANTS ME TO DO.

And it keeps me entertained for days.

W0LB0T
Jan 26, 2011, 12:55 AM
And don't forget the: STRIP CLUB SUSPENDED UNDERNEATH TWO MOTHERFUCKING BLIMPS

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 26, 2011, 01:08 AM
And don't forget the: STRIP CLUB SUSPENDED UNDERNEATH TWO MOTHERFUCKING BLIMPS
;o

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