I got a laptop

[Ranmaru]

Discuss.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Battery life?

Typoed that as bettery. So you got lots to measure up to!

[RenzokukenZ]

http://rocketdock.com/images/screenshots/L-Laptop.png

You're not Kira.

[W0LB0T]

I got a laptop

That's not really something to celebrate.

[TalHex]

Well? Spit out the specs : <

[Outrider]

YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US ENOUGH DETAILS TO PROPERLY COMMENT ON THIS TOPIC.

[Ranmaru]

HP
4 GB Ram
320 GB Harddrive
3 hour battery life
porn
webcam with mic ;d
burning capabilities
sit on lap power
17 inch screen

[Nitro Vordex]

http://www.piriform.com/speccy

Then we can discuss.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

HP
4 GB Ram
320 GB Harddrive
3 hour battery life
porn
webcam with mic ;d
burning capabilities
sit on lap power
17 inch screen
Bad idea, gotten you's a laptop with porn already on there. Signifying used, then another word tacked on to used.

Also powered on by sitting on your lap, probably don't want to know that one either.

[Ranmaru]

Well sit on lap power is more like a capability of the lap top than actual powering of the laptop. I have a chager for that.

Thanks nitro, getting spiggy : D

[Leviathan]

That's not really something to celebrate.

Maybe I am an alkie, oh no!

[DLShAdOw]

Everyone likes to joke, but I'll be serious. Sorry you got an HP. They have high failure rates.

[Tash Alistair]

hey... id take an HP over my acer any day.

this is what IM running...

Operating System
MS Windows 7 Ultimate 32-bit SP1
CPU
Intel Celeron M 550 @ 2.00GHz 48 °C
Conroe-L 65nm Technology
RAM
1.0GB Single-Channel DDR2 @ 266MHz (4-4-4-12)
Motherboard
Acer Acadia (uPGA-478 ) 50 °C
Graphics
Generic PnP Monitor (1280x800@60Hz)
Mobile Intel(R) 965 Express Chipset Family
(GOD DAMN IT WHY DO THEY STILL USE THESE CHEAP PIECES OF CRAP!?)
Hard Drives
156GB Seagate ST9160827AS ATA Device (SATA) 37 °C
Optical Drives
TSSTcorp CDW/DVD TS-L462D ATA Device
DTSoftBusCd00
Audio
SRS Audio Sandbox (WDM)

[xmoonprismpowerx]

Hey, my piece of crap dell laptop makes a terrible churning noise. It's unusable. My desktop computer is from 2001. I literally run my computers on hopes and dream, prayers and wishes.

[Nitro Vordex]

Hey, my piece of crap dell laptop makes a terrible churning noise. It's unusable. My desktop computer is from 2001. I literally run my computers on hopes and dream, prayers and wishes.
My desktop is from 2004-2006, and it ain't much better. I'm pretty sure it runs on my hate, otherwise it would have died years ago.


YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US ENOUGH DETAILS TO PROPERLY COMMENT ON THIS TOPIC.
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE DETAILS RANMARU.

[Outrider]

Hey, my piece of crap dell laptop makes a terrible churning noise. It's unusable. My desktop computer is from 2001. I literally run my computers on hopes and dream, prayers and wishes.

Jesus Christ. You should invest in a new computer before that one dies.

[darkante]

Hey, my piece of crap dell laptop makes a terrible churning noise. It's unusable. My desktop computer is from 2001. I literally run my computers on hopes and dream, prayers and wishes.

You got to have some real powerful dreams then...
Are they about talking cookies?

Because i swear, i hear things talking in my cookie jar.
They are conspiring on me...they must be! D:

[Sord]

a nice heavy paperweight

[Blitzkommando]

HP is the redheaded stepchild of computer manufacturers. Nobody wants them yet somehow everyone ends up with one at some point in time much to their chagrin. The only good news about HP laptops is that around 30% of them fail in the first three years allowing you to then replace it with something worth having.

[TalHex]

Hey, my piece of crap dell laptop makes a terrible churning noise. It's unusable. My desktop computer is from 2001. I literally run my computers on hopes and dream, prayers and wishes.

Next thing you are going to say is the graphics card is made of friendship.

[Randomness]

Next thing you are going to say is the graphics card is made of friendship.

And the CPU is made of love!

[Sord]

Eh, I'd say the motherboard would be more on the love end. CPU would be more like willpower.

[Ranmaru]

Everyone likes to joke, but I'll be serious. Sorry you got an HP. They have high failure rates.

UGH D: You scare me. : [ Good thing I got this guarantee. D:

This laptop has been with me for at least a week or so, and I have bonded with it.


Hey, my piece of crap dell laptop makes a terrible churning noise. It's unusable. My desktop computer is from 2001. I literally run my computers on hopes and dream, prayers and wishes.

I used to do that, but no more!


My desktop is from 2004-2006, and it ain't much better. I'm pretty sure it runs on my hate, otherwise it would have died years ago.


YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE DETAILS RANMARU.

I DID. PLUS, I TRIED DOWNLOADING SPECCY BUT I NEED TO PAY. WHYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYY

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Doesn't change into a boat. Return it while you still can.