Terrible Toys

[Palle]

For all the awful crap your parents paid hard-earned money to watch you neglect and destroy.

I'll start.

Fucking GO-BOTS Command Center Playset.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/6572/commandcenterloose1b.jpg

Why do Go-Bots need a damn cafeteria?!

[Outrider]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Thrower

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4090/4840550611_d29cab5323.jpg

(Man, my cousin had the Go-Bots playset and I was so jealous.)

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

(Man, my cousin had the Go-Bots playset and I was so jealous.)
Think we had both of these, but GO BOTS playset was handed down. Creepy robit red eye mouth face!
yet every fan fiction writer wants the Red eyes, :nono:
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http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ia/iauctionshop-new-foam-disc-shooter-harmless-battery-operated-gun.jpg

Batman version possibly, only Adam West Blue Yellow Batman not too Batman like this:

http://www.batmanytb.com/toys/activityandplaysets/batmanbeginsdiscshooter01.jpg

During a party once, lil dude family friend's kid found it and his mom asked me if we had any more of those soft foam donut bullets. We did not. He made due with his 2, made em count.

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http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/images/Superhero/batman-pencilsharpener1.JPG

Came across this in the googlimages. Sorry, other kids[/spoiler-box]
Zing!

[Sayara]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Thrower

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4090/4840550611_d29cab5323.jpg

(Man, my cousin had the Go-Bots playset and I was so jealous.)

FUCK YOU, PIZZA TOSSER WAS AWESOME

[AOI_Tifa_Lockhart]

Swaying flowers,amusing allbeit for 3 minutes. Then tedious...tedious...tedious. Except for this man, who is clearly tripping his tits on acid ^^

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Homicidal_Monkey/4bc057a8.jpg

Tifa

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

This was some old stuff in the house, no idea where it came from-who asked for it

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vR5GyKscOvI/TReyiCpAk-I/AAAAAAAABHY/mwaGkIOK2VM/s1600/glow_worm.jpg

Scarier than the Teddy Ruxpin with the battery acid, couldn't play that TLC Crazy Sexy Cool Cassette Tape anymore.

[Palle]

That's a Glow Worm if I recall correctly. Good find.

Also, lol.

[TalHex]

Honestly... I didn't get too many of these...

then again the only thing I ever wanted when I was a kid was either video games for my game boy... or LEGOs

I wanted enough LEGOs to drowned in... and I made sure that my parents knew this at every possible opportunity.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Some kinda LEGOLOmaniac huh?

Good thing it wasn't today's kids with the pills for that too.

[TalHex]

don't worry, it taught me valuable life skills... like how to position each brick on the floor so it causes maximum damage to whichever parent's foot steps on it : 3

[Leviathan]

I didn't get any shitty toys because my parents loved me.

[Weeaboolits]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/ghostbustersfirehouse.jpg

This toy was awesome until the slime dried out and formed a rather unpleasant residue on it.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I didn't get any toys
because my parents loved me.
That's why you went through like 6 phases on this forum to grow up. None of them toys to try all that imagination on.

Or how to compare your toys to say which one was worse of the toys your parents didn't buy you. Didn't get that teaching.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/ghostbustersfirehouse.jpg

This toy was awesome until the slime dried out and formed a rather unpleasant residue on it.

I'm jealous. I loved Ghostbusters as a kid, and all I got was a football player whose ass opened up into a giant mouth.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100526034405/ghostbusters/images/e/e3/TombstoneTackle.jpg (http://ghostbusters.wikia.com/index.php?title=Haunted_Humans:_Action_Figures&image=TombstoneTackle-jpg)

[Leviathan]

That's why you went through like 6 phases on this forum to grow up. None of them toys to try all that imagination on.

Or how to compare your toys to say which one was worse of the toys your parents didn't buy you. Didn't get that teaching.

ur a meanie

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Hey, I didn't list Mustang and other gifto's you wanted here them Xmas times.

Wanting things.

[Outrider]

FUCK YOU, PIZZA TOSSER WAS AWESOME

WHY WOULD THE TURTLES NEED A GIGANTIC TANK TO MAKE PIZZA?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

WHY WOULD THEY SHOOT THEIR FAVORITE PIZZAS AT ENEMIES?

[Palle]

My little brother had this exact set, and the photo is accurate. This toy was designed to shatter into small, unfindable pieces at the first use.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9706/userimage1199128767.jpg

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

[spoiler-box]
Crash test dummies figure came with a VHS or PC disc to boot up some terrible animated things, lil bro's gift. We prob watched through it once, or not even the whole way through from it being quite bad game, peaceout.[/spoiler-box]

Voice activated water gun, backpack tank. Headset with mic up top. Grand/parents duped into that from the marketing through selling to us nubby kids.

No pics or the commercial existing like CROSSFIYAH on the tube,you.

But, out there seeing other people knew about this, and in 3.5mm PS2 headset jack home inventor dudes, learned there's a lot of patents going into this junk:

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/D505165.html

Didn't look like that. Don't even know if that kinda look could make it to market. ;o?

And its African American History, inventing

http://inventors.about.com/od/blackinventors/a/Black_History_J_2.htm


#5,724,955, 3/10/1998, Voice activated compressed air toy gun

So again, clearly Levi's parent's not the real love.

[Weeaboolits]

My little brother had this exact set, and the photo is accurate. This toy was designed to shatter into small, unfindable pieces at the first use.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9706/userimage1199128767.jpgI loved those things as a kid, they were so much fun until you inevitably lost their body parts, or the springs wore out and their heads wouldn't stay on anymore.