Armed rooster kills California man!

[Shinji Kazuya]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41466543/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/armed-rooster-kills-calif-man/#.TkWVtmHf1JU

[amtalx]

Darwin wins. Flawless victory.

[Shinji Kazuya]

Indeed!

http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/animal-gifs-turkey-is-not-chicken.gif

[darkante]

Serves them right.
Poor animals..

[NoiseHERO]

Nobody wins, I'm sure that rooster is someones dinner right now.

[Sinue_v2]

Putting my response in a spoiler-box for those with delicate sensibilities...

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So... he was stabbed to death by a raging cock? That's a hell of a legacy to leave behind. His mother must be so proud.
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[Sord]

In a follow up story, the rooster exclaimed, "The Colonel is next."

But seriously, this is sad (for the animals) and terribly funny at the same time.

[Monochrome]

This is, simultaneously, the story of the wussiest way-to-die ever and the most badass chicken of all time!

I feel no sympathy for the guy, and I kind of want to high-5 the rooster (though he would probably kill me too).

[Shinji Kazuya]

When other roosters hear this, there will be uprising.

[Sinue_v2]

When other roosters hear this, there will be uprising.

O Shi~! George Orwell was right... only it's not 1984, it's Animal Farm!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksnwIUyspps

[Alnet]

At first I was like "the rooster had a gun?"

Then I was like "the rooster had arms?"

I dismissed both of these possibilities as equally silly. As if it weren't silly enough to be killed in such a manner to begin with. A case of "the wrong place at the wrong time" of the highest order.

[Delete]

I think this needs to be on "1000 ways to die"

[Rashiid]

Digimon was onto something.

[xianten]

wtf..

[Oatmeal]

I was dragged along to a cockfighting ring when I was a kid.

:wacko:: What are they doing with the losing chicken by that barrel?
:wacko:: *looks inside a barrel of rotting decapitated roosters*
:barf:

[Mekimaru]

When i saw the post name i was think more of a chick shooting a guy with a shotgun lol

but how the hell do you die from a little stab in the back of the leg ? lol

[QUOTE=Alnet;2670587]At first I was like "the rooster had a gun?"

Then I was like "the rooster had arms?"

I dismissed both of these possibilities as equally silly. As if it weren't silly enough to be killed in such a manner to begin with. A case of "the wrong place at the wrong time" of the highest order.[/QUOTE

I trt the same thing about the gun, but the arms XP thats funny lol

[Oatmeal]

but how the hell do you die from a little stab in the back of the leg ? lolThere are some large arteries located around the back of your legs.

[Monochrome]

I just found out the people that live behind us have a rooster. Granted, its a bantum, but I still fear for my family's safety!

[Shinji Kazuya]

After this news, we gotta be damn careful out there! Don't wanna be the victim of "Killed by raging cock!".


Open at your own risk...


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