You know you've played too much PSO when...

[FluxGryphon]

1. You start weilding a frying pan and clanging people with it to restore TP.
2. You battle with store clerks so they can drop the "red box" with a GC Keyboard or BBA.
3. You start seeing Pal Rappies everywhere.
4. You refer to various kinds of transportation as "piping".
5. You develop a phobia of blue lilies, claiming they can kill you instantly by spitting on you.
6. You ask yourself whether your friend's infamous 'demon-kitty' can reduce your HP to 1/4 its current total.
7. You find a kitchen knife and you wonder if it has the proper stats to be effective against a 'booma' steak.
8. You think all chickens are special kinds of rappies.
9. Rather than eat your chicken or buffalo wings, you search for Doctor Montague to turn them into Chicken or Buffalo Fans.
10. You try to feed your real pets fluids to raise their Mind stats.

That's just a start. There are more symptoms out there! Keep the numbers going!

[Wolfos]

11. You start Woundering if you " King Monkey Bar" Broom has a high enough ATA against Dust.

12. You wounder where you put your mag last as it isnt on your sholder

13. You start swearing after killing flys for not droping you a Red Box.

14. You try making a deal with freinds to swap there Gamecube for your Red Box containing a rare pair of shoes.

15. You refer to time in beats and lose track of when the clocks go back or not.

Heres a few http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[pixelate]

You don't bother hitting anything, you just Rafoie everything becuase you love that popping noise so much.

[MonkeyFunky]

17. When you "Rafoie" your dinner to eat it.

18. When you converse with a fellow PSO friend outside of the game in custom "emote" icons with sound effect and all.


19. whe you refer to your money as meseta.


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[Zeebo]

when you try to foie your teacher ahah LOL this is some funny stuff

[Mitzuki]

20.Think Maranda 7 is your city.

21.You think DB was a neighborhood hero.

22.You know what a "?SPECIAL WEAPON" is before you pick it up.

23.Try to resta someone when their hert.

24.Trying to use the Bible as God's Hand.

[Blue147]

when you make this thread.lol

[Wolfos]

20. When you shout at the Shops for not selling Monogrinders.

21. You chase birds thinking there Rappys.

22. you complain to your local council for not puting up Heart on White day/ Valentine's

23. you need a keyboard to comunicate with anyone.

24. you cant find you local Hunters Guild.....or was it a Infomation Board?

25. You go think Moles are booma's

26. You think tv is boring without a good fight with Dark Falz.

27. You need paying for anything...and i mean anything.

28. you wear the wrong sort of frames outside.

[BrokenHope]

When you start another one of these annoying topics...

[Wolfos]

On 2003-03-17 16:42, Mitzuki wrote:
22.You know what a "?SPECIAL WEAPON" is before you pick it up.



You mean the fork with the built in Knife http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[TeamPhalanx]

When you're a member of a site dedicated to PSO.

[Vejita]

Wow, some of these are just sad. Didnt we do this like 2 years ago?

[Zeebo]

when you make this thread.lol
LMAO!

[Celes152]

On 2003-03-17 17:07, Vejita wrote:
Wow, some of these are just sad. Didnt we do this like 2 years ago?



Every week for the past two years on every board related to PSO..

[Vejita]

On 2003-03-17 17:20, Celes152 wrote:

On 2003-03-17 17:07, Vejita wrote:
Wow, some of these are just sad. Didnt we do this like 2 years ago?



Every week for the past two years on every board related to PSO..




That is so disturbingly true.

[TCZid]

29:You hear Booma cries all around you.
30:You hear the music from Pioneer 2.
31:You wake up after an allnighter of pso sleepin on the couch telling your mom "Dont worry! I sent you my guild card already."
32:Walking in your room, and the first thing you do is turn on the gamecube.
33:Treat butterknives like daggers/sabers/musashis/double sabers.


All have happend to me lol

[Vejita]

I feel so sorry for you

[TCZid]

Well, I've played pso, for about... hmmm... since the week of PSO v1 comin out for DC... It kinda hurts your brain if you play it that long...

[Vejita]

Well you arent the only one. I too, bought PSO ver 1 the day it came out. However, I havent had any ridicously stupid symptoms come over me.....

[TCZid]

well, when the first year I had it, I think I went thru 3 48 hour periods where I went without sleep... kinda rocks the brain around a lil bit ya know?

[polishedweasel]

On 2003-03-17 18:35, Vejita wrote:
Well you arent the only one. I too, bought PSO ver 1 the day it came out. However, I havent had any ridicously stupid symptoms come over me.....



Dude , you need to stop being so cynical. It's not healthy. these people are just trying to have a good time with something that they spend alot of their time with. I don't ever have any of those symptoms either, but I do get mad when I don't have enough time to play PSO. I hate being such a busy person.

[FreakinRican]

On 2003-03-17 18:19, TCZid wrote:

32:Walking in your room, and the first thing you do is turn on the gamecube.



Damnit! and I thought I was the only one...."So this is what it feels like...when doves cry~"

someone get that simpsons refrence...

Oh yea, stop raining on peoples parade.

[TCZid]

LoL thanks for the backup everyone

[Mr_Snuggles]

: when you use pso terms on other games besides pso

: when you talk to people/friends using the words on the Word select system. =/ Goodbye > Everybody

[TCZid]

Yeah, I tried talkin pso to some d2 guys, they've never played a real gamebefore lol...

[MadCowChuck_]

33. You say to your brother, "My BKB can own your Grandfather Sword anyday!"

34. When you start singing "God Bless PSO"...

35. When you go outside during a T-storm, and run around saying, "HELP US, OH MIGHTY FORCE!"

36. When you walk into your friend's house saying "Just because a weapon is strong doesn't mean..."

37. When you see someone get run over by a car, you call 9-11, and say "HEAL US, OH MIGHTY FORCE!"

38. When you burned the morning bagel and blame it on the fact that you set the toaster to "Grants", not "Foie".

39. When a gang confronts you with guns, and you say "Back away! My megid penetrates!"

40. When you shun all the DBZ characters for having "predictable names".

41. When you try to try and call up Slyvester Cat to take out your friend's Chu Chu Fever.

42. When you enter a Mexican resturant shouting, "YO SOY EL RAPPY!"

[Yoda86]

You start dreaming of kicking Dark Falz's but and wake up all hot and sweaty realizing it was nothing but a dream but wished you could've been there!!

[Celes152]

When 90$ of your phone conversations involve PSO, and you wouldn't even see your IRL friends if you weren't getting items from them.

If you buy a new game, play it for a few hours, then feel guilty because you haven't played enough PSO today.

[Omni-SqwirL]

When you see a dead animal on the side of the road and you take your hands off the steering wheel to cast reverser on it.

Also, you got it bad when you won't say anyone's name that has more than 4 letters long.



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[EvilNixon666]

QUOTE:

"Damnit! and I thought I was the only one...."So this is what it feels like...when doves cry~"

someone get that simpsons refrence...

Oh yea, stop raining on peoples parade."



Milhouse meets Milhouse. Both are named after a shoddy president...

And I know I've played too much PSO when I start throwing up angry chat symbols in the supermarket (usually doodles drawn on a blank white napkin).





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[FreakinRican]

Thank you! Someone got that!

On another note...sometimes when I close my eyes I see red boxes http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Buuyon]

You know you play to much when your me...man i gotta get outside it finnaly nice out...wait what am i saying!?!?

[Skuld_0]

43. You talk on the phone and when they ask you for your number (say you called then) you try and send them your guild card.
44. You walk down the street and you friend says something and you say what and they say check the log window
45.You say your gonna kill your self becouse your friend took your red box
46. You try to buy things from your friend irl and pay with meseta in pso
47. Your routine when you get home is connect to pso, while its connecting you : take a bathroom break, get some cream soda, and get a cinimion pop tart. and your ready for the night and the next morning
48.Your like me and can't spell anything so you just make typo's even when you talk

[Celes152]

On 2003-03-19 11:18, Skuld_0 wrote:
46. You try to buy things from your friend irl and pay with meseta in pso



Many people have done the reverse(Buying PSO items and paying with real money) on Ebay.

[Valleo]

..when you're called to the principals office and keep expecting him to say "RICO!"

...when someone asks if you can lend them some money you walk up to them, drop in on the floor in front of them and walk away

Those were some of the better ones I remember from a similar thread.

[VulpesMundi]

- When you go to the doctor/hospital and expect to only pay a $10 bill, then get mad when you see the actual bill.

- When you pick up a stick or plastic halloween costume katana or something and do PSO weapon combos in the back yard.

- When you pick up a chain saw and start swinging it around like a sword. (This can also apply to you've been watching too much Evil Dead and/or Army of Darkness.)

- When you expect a piece of chocolate to make you dizzy or unable to move.

- When you expect to walk right through another person and run smack into them.

- When you expect to run full-speed into a wall and stop on a dime without hurting yourself.

- When you get punched by someone and then expect to be invincible for ten seconds.

- When you wonder if the local zoo has a hildebear.

- When you wonder if the wolf down at the local zoo is a Savage or Barbarous type.

- When you wonder if the gibbon down at the local zoo is an Ul or Zol type.

- When you go to your local national forest in hopes to see the rare Al Rappy.

- When you wonder if a blue-footed booby is related to an Al Rappy.

- When you argue with bird lovers about the beautiful colors of a Pal Rappy.

- When you expect a shark to jump out of the ocean, walk over to a beach-bum, and maul him.

- When you expect mosquitos to drop large colorful boxes after you smash them.

- When you wonder if a monofluid would taste more like Coke or Pepsi.

- When you expect to be able to wiggle through any gap roughly an inch in width.

- When you grab a 3 1/2" floppy disk and wonder what technique it'll teach you.

- When you see a caterpillar or centipede and wonder if it has a beam attack like De Rol Le.

- When you can deftly wield a wok in one hand and a ladle in the other.

- When you argue the damage potential of a pair of chopsticks versus a toothpic.

- When you frequently check your mailbox hoping to get a letter from Lionel.

- When you expect the layer of ooze on top of Spam to be a Pouilly Slime.

- When you won't keep lilies in the flowerbed because you expect them to be poisonous.

- When you repeatedly have nightmares about a gigantic pink rappy with evil, glowing eyes.

- When you pick up a shotgun and expect it to shoot five bullets in a fan pattern.

- When you pick up a crossbow and expect it to shoot five needles in a fan pattern.

- When you wield a game magazine as if it's a lethal weapon.

- When you wield a broom as if it's a lethal weapon.

- When you fear to use a CD in your CD player because you're afraid it'll disappear after one use.

- When you dress in as little clothing as possible before going into battle.

- When you tell everyone you're wearing a Dragon Frame, they just can't see it because it doesn't have a visual effect.

- When you expect to have a high EFR (Elemental Fire Resistance) and proceed to burn yourself with your lighter.

...Okay, that's probably enough... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

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[sharkie-do]

When you shoot yourself in the head...*PULLS OUT GLOCK*...

[Elusive_Llama]

When you dupe yourself several cups of coffee in the morning and still get no satisfaction

*bows, exits stage left*

[Mr_Snuggles]

: When your mom tells you to sweep the kitchen and you tell her that ur atp isn't high enough to equip the broom.

: When you strap a Sprite bottle to your shoulder and call it a Mag.

: When you wish you could equip a God/Mind during a final exam.

: When you do lobby animations in real-life.

: When you wonder how much of your hp decreases when you get a cold.

[Omni-SqwirL]

On 2003-03-20 15:24, Mr_Snuggles wrote:

: When you do lobby animations in real-life.


I really do that almost everyday in the lunch line. I would say "Alt f8!" and do the Photon Blast lobby animation. Then my friend does the "get hit" animation.

Heehee, I like to go up to random people and do the "alt f3" animation, which is the poke, and of course, I would yell out what I'm typing.

Oh yeah, another thing...

- When you actually say "lol" to something funny or comical.
- And when you say any abbreviation such as "brb" and "omg"

[Mitzuki]

On 2003-03-20 15:24, Mr_Snuggles wrote:
: When your mom tells you to sweep the kitchen and you tell her that ur atp isn't high enough to equip the broom.

: When you wish you could equip a God/Mind during a final exam.



LMFAO

[KyuutoHikari]

- When you expect a piece of chocolate to make you dizzy or unable to move.

~VulpesMundi


I thought all good chocolate did that! XD

[KoA]

When you stand still in a public area for hours saying you got FSOD.

[Dark_Cloud]

: When you do lobby animations in real-life.
he he i do them at work and get strange looks http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

When you know every weapon and armour chain by heart


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[TCZid]

HAHAHAHAHAHA these are some pretty funny ones... I wonder if they are ever going to make a PSO Card game.... it would go big.. I'd buy the cards all the time... what about everyone else... Ia m starting a topic about htis....

[Blue147]

you know when you've played to much when you spell u,l8tr,cya,fook u,and @ss.oh and cant forget posting here.

[Hunter4life]

I've had a friend who wrote internet abreviations on their term paper like l8r, w8, c (instead of see) u (instead of you), k (instead of okay) and some others.Then the teacher tried to pronounce them. Pretty funny stuff.

[Cross689]

On 2003-03-17 16:42, Mitzuki wrote:
20.Think Maranda 7 is your city.

21.You think DB was a neighborhood hero.

22.You know what a "?SPECIAL WEAPON" is before you pick it up.
23.Try to resta someone when their hert.

24.Trying to use the Bible as God's Hand.

hey man i always get final impacts and ive only been playing for about 700 hours offline only

[TCZid]

LOL nice... You should really get online...

[lockeboy]

On 2003-03-20 15:24, Mr_Snuggles wrote:
: When you do lobby animations in real-life.


Well, I guess I play PSO too much .. o.O

[lockeboy]

On 2003-03-19 11:59, Valleo wrote:
..when you're called to the principals office and keep expecting him to say "RICO!"


THAT IS GREAT. XD

[Mr_Snuggles]

: when you tell your friends/teachers to call you by ur pso name..i had about my whole 4 classes @ school calling me Mr.Snuggles =D

: when you dress up as your character for halloween.