HUcast_Josh
Aug 28, 2011, 11:46 AM
Arca Plant, home to many cool looking robots that fly around and shoot lasers from their arms and stuff. It is also home to the much loved Humilias, who loves to use swing that giant as sword of his and fustrate frozen players by beating them (cheaply) into submission.
However, there is one person in that much dreaded level that we all resent; The Arkzein. Now, when I first met this fellow, I was thinking "Huh, pretty damn cool." How wrong I was. BOOM! Rocket in the face, insta-knock out. Then I was thinking from likeing it, to absolutly hating its guts(or whatever its internal stuff is). You dodge that giant red dildo of a rocket it shoots out its cannon and its like "Hey you missed lol" then it does a giant curve and Comes and blasts of your head and your sitting there on your sofa crying in your hands.
Another thing is those machine guns at his front, you walk in the next room and get mowed down by a thousand bullets in 5 seconds of walking around in the new room. Not even going behind it helps, 'cause land mines come out it's ass and blow out your legs, Yay.
Finally, Its got a really nippy sliding move that hits you multiple times if you get trapped between a wall and the Arkzein. Sucks. Its rare cousin, The Arkzein R, is a teeny bit easier cause it has no rocket arm thing. Thank the Lord for not putting 2 cannons on that bitch.
But, what could possibly be worse then an Arkzein? What could be worse then that monster? No? Ok ill tell you, A "Mutant" Arkzein(White shadow version). OH GOD. These are more evil then Dark Falz himself. These things are like Satan's Badass Grandma. Argh, the rockets are an instant Kill on SH, and the sliding move is crippling if you get hit by it multiple times. I remember going into the Arca Arena and There were 2 of the suckers (mutant version) and killed me and my sister so many times i lost count.
In short, Arkzeins are the most hated Machine know to the PSO universe, with their cheap weapons, there lumbering size and there high hp, attack and defence.
Who's With me?
However, there is one person in that much dreaded level that we all resent; The Arkzein. Now, when I first met this fellow, I was thinking "Huh, pretty damn cool." How wrong I was. BOOM! Rocket in the face, insta-knock out. Then I was thinking from likeing it, to absolutly hating its guts(or whatever its internal stuff is). You dodge that giant red dildo of a rocket it shoots out its cannon and its like "Hey you missed lol" then it does a giant curve and Comes and blasts of your head and your sitting there on your sofa crying in your hands.
Another thing is those machine guns at his front, you walk in the next room and get mowed down by a thousand bullets in 5 seconds of walking around in the new room. Not even going behind it helps, 'cause land mines come out it's ass and blow out your legs, Yay.
Finally, Its got a really nippy sliding move that hits you multiple times if you get trapped between a wall and the Arkzein. Sucks. Its rare cousin, The Arkzein R, is a teeny bit easier cause it has no rocket arm thing. Thank the Lord for not putting 2 cannons on that bitch.
But, what could possibly be worse then an Arkzein? What could be worse then that monster? No? Ok ill tell you, A "Mutant" Arkzein(White shadow version). OH GOD. These are more evil then Dark Falz himself. These things are like Satan's Badass Grandma. Argh, the rockets are an instant Kill on SH, and the sliding move is crippling if you get hit by it multiple times. I remember going into the Arca Arena and There were 2 of the suckers (mutant version) and killed me and my sister so many times i lost count.
In short, Arkzeins are the most hated Machine know to the PSO universe, with their cheap weapons, there lumbering size and there high hp, attack and defence.
Who's With me?