XTenguX
Oct 8, 2011, 01:36 PM
Double post! Be forewarned! This is a rather long post!
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AMF RANGER SCHOOL: THE NEW DAY
<ELYAN>
Alright, recruits! You are now official members of the AMF RANGERS! How do you all feel?
<FAUST>
Pumped up! Now we can take on any mission!
<REIS>
I agree, for once. Although that was quite the mission before.
<OROCHI>
I know what you mean, that damn Hal reporter wouldn't leave me alone about that. She kept saying "How do you feel about being a murderer?"
<GUREN>
I like red.
<OROCHI>
I know, right?
<REIS>
I remember that. I just elbowed her in the stomach and judo flipped her. Then I kicked her on the vag-
<ELYAN>
I said, HOW DO YOU ALL FEEL TO BE RANGERS!?
<REIS>
Er, great!
<OROCHI>
The best!
<GUREN>
Fuck yeah, Seaking!
<ELYAN>
Well good, cuz here is your new mission. There have been reports of shady activity going on in Neudaiz. Reports say that Shizuru has been at it again and causing a bit of a ruckus. You 4, and an operative from GRM, are to kill him!
<OROCHI>
Kill again? What are we, paid hitmen?
<REIS>
As long as I get a check for it, I would stab my sword through any and all. Maybe even you, FROnewm.
<ELYAN>
That can be arranged later, but for now, go and complete the mission!
<FAUST>
Sweet, time to do this! Are ya ready, RANGERS?
<GUREN>
I like red.
<OROCHI>
...Please don't say that again.
*And so, the party of 4 boarded a ship that was piloted by Faust and headed to Neudaiz. However, not all was as it seemed*
<REIS>
*wearing only a towel* Man that shower felt so good. Although, this ride seems to be taking longer than expected...
<OROCHI>
Hey Reis, can I borrow a sticky note? *stares and face turns red*
<REIS>
...What? You act like you've never seen a half-naked Beast woman before. Besides it's not like nothing is showing.
<OROCHI>
Um...well...
<GUREN>
I like-*stares*
<REIS>
Ok seriously, what is it? Otherwise I'll kick your asses.
<OROCHI>
Well...lets just say the drapes really do match the curtains.
<GUREN>
*thumbs up*
<REIS>
*looks down and sees the towel is a bit short* ... I'm gonna kill you, perv!!!
//WARNING! WARNING! ENTERING ATMOSPHERE//
<OROCHI>
*looks away* What the hell?
<GUREN>
Red?
<REIS>
*Puts on her pants* What is that idiot Faust doing now?
*Travel to the bridge of the ship*
<REIS>
Alright, Faust! What the hell did you do- what the?
<OROCHI>
No one's here. Faust?
<FAUST>
*flushes toilet and exits restroom* Man, that Kubara Fried Rappy goes down easy, but comes out rough. Ow.
<REIS>
Wait, if you were in the restroom, then who's piloting the ship?
<OROCHI>
Did you put it on auto-pilot?
<FAUST>
This thing has auto-pilot?
<GUREN>
*facepalm*
*And so, the ship crashed hard onto Neudaiz, and luckily for them it was on the same spot that their objective was. They were also unharmed.*
<FAUST>
My leg! I can't feel my leg!
<OROCHI>
My arm! My poor arm!
<REIS>
Well I'll stop twisting it if you get your filthy hand off my chest!
<GUREN>
BZZZT... //REBOOTING SYSTEMS// ... I say, Orochi, you best remove your hand from Reis' bosom.
<OROCHI>
Ok fine I'll...wait did Guren just talk?
<GUREN>
Indeed I did. Now to fix Faust's leg.
<REIS>
I don't believe it. The impact from the crash must have fixed him up. If I had known that I would have pummeled him weeks ago.
<FAUST>
*leg gets snapped back on* Yowza! Hm, good as new! Now to continue with the mission!
*Ignoring the crash, our heroes venture forth to the rendevous point where they'll meet the representative from GRM and-*
<ELYAN>
I thought I told you that RANGERS don't need narrations! *kills narrator using his cannon*
<REIS>
I think that's him right there.
<HYUGA>
My, my, my! Aren't you a diamond in the ruff?
<REIS>
Excuse me?
<HYUGA>
Oh well aren't you fiesty? Come now dear. *walks past Reis and holds Faust's hand*
<REIS>
...?
<FAUST>
Whoa, what?
<HYUGA>
I want you. Entirely. Together we shall view the stars as they smile upon our union. The Holy Light will see it so. How about it, my dear? Will you bless me with your presence in every day of our lives?
<FAUST>
I...I...I...I...I...I...I...
<OROCHI>
You do know you're hitting on a guy, right?
<REIS>
If you can even call him a guy.
<HYUGA>
What? *removes glasses and sees Faust* Oh god, not again! I can't see a bloody thing with these blasted things on!
<GUREN>
So then why in the name of the great deities do you wear them if there is no means or reason for you to wear them in the first place?
<REIS>
...I miss the old Guren already.
<HYUGA>
Because the ladies love a handsome man with glasses. So if it helps me score, then so be it.
<REIS>
That's just stupid.
<OROCHI>
*scribbling* Helps...you...score... Alright, great advice!
<FAUST>
Ahem, well anyway, now that we have met you, can you tell us why we have to kill Shizuru?
<HYUGA>
Well because-
<GUREN>
Because he is a menace to our society by prancing around in that obscene jacket and feminine hair that it gives pretty boys a bad name. He is the cancer killing this world, the epitome of corruption! He and everything he stands for must be put down and abolished from this world! Frailty, thy name is Shizuru and-
<REIS>
Oh shut the fuck up! *Grabs Guren and rams him to a nearby wall about 14 times*
<GUREN>
BZZZT...//SYSTEM FAILURE// ...I like red.
<HYUGA>
Actually, that was all true. Well then, let us go and hunt him down.
<SHIZURU>
Don't bother, I'm right here! *Grabs Reis and places Ensa beneath her neck*
<OROCHI>
Hey! Don't damage the goods!
<FAUST>
Let go of her or else?
<SHIZURU>
Or else what? You'll blind me with your stupid goggles?
<FAUST>
How did you-I mean, no! I'll... sleep with your mother!
<SHIZURU>
Say wha?
<FAUST>
Yeah, I'll go to her place and sleep with her! And we'll do all kinds of crazy things! She'll be ridin' the Faust Express all night long!
<OROCHI>
...Wow.
<HYUGA>
I say.
<REIS>
Looks like he finally grew a pair.
<SHIZURU>
You... *lets go of Reis* You, you, you! *begins to cry* Why do you have to be such a meanie-head?
<FAUST>
That's right! Cry for what me and your mom are going to do if you don't behave and stuff!
<SHIZURU>
Ok, fine. I'll behave from now on. I'll use my gifts to help make the world a better place. This I shall promise to all of you. And to thank you for not sleeping with my mom and turning her into your own personal slut, I shall give each and every one of you- *Gets shot in the head by Guren's Red Handgun*
<OROCHI>
Dude, what the hell! He was gonna give us something!
<GUREN>
I like red. *takes Shizuru's Ensa* Red...
<HYUGA>
Well, not the way that a professional does it, but at least it happened. Although I will have to still report you guys and have you arrested for abusing your power.
<REIS>
Is that so? Well then, look at these. *Removes her top, which was still the towel*
<HYUGA>
*Stares* My word, they are so beautiful, so elegant, so- *gets stabbed in the back by Orochi*
<OROCHI>
Sorry bro, but those are mine.
<REIS>
Keep dreaming, Orochi. On second thought, don't dream about them. Ever. Or else.
<GUREN>
I like red.
<FAUST>
That's right, Guren. We've succeeded in our mission! Now it's time to report to the instructor!
<OROCHI>
Wait, what do we say about Hyuga?
<HYUGA>
I finally get my shot and now I'm-*stabbed by Reis*
<REIS>
Just say that Shizuru stabbed him multiple times from behind.
<FAUST>
Also leave this *puts a sticky note on the back of dead Hyuga*
<OROCHI>
"Stab me." Really, Faust? Really?
<FAUST>
Hey, works every time! Now let's go home, RANGERS!
<GUREN>
BZZZT... "No one can ever take them down! The power lies on their siiiiiiiiiiiide!"
<OROCHI>
*facepalms* I thought I said to never say that again!
<REIS>
*secretly hums the rest of the song*
*And so, the threat that never was has ended thanks to the combined effort of the AMF RANGERS! What new threat awaits them in the future? What else is left for them to kill? Find out next time on AMF RANGER SCHOOL!*
<ELYAN>
Dammit, do you ever die?!
................
Now that's a wall, lol. Hopefully it's enjoyable. Now to let the brain rest. I think it fried a few paragraphs back.
now that was epic sh-BRICKED.finally somebody took care.
...............
AMF RANGER SCHOOL: THE NEW DAY
<ELYAN>
Alright, recruits! You are now official members of the AMF RANGERS! How do you all feel?
<FAUST>
Pumped up! Now we can take on any mission!
<REIS>
I agree, for once. Although that was quite the mission before.
<OROCHI>
I know what you mean, that damn Hal reporter wouldn't leave me alone about that. She kept saying "How do you feel about being a murderer?"
<GUREN>
I like red.
<OROCHI>
I know, right?
<REIS>
I remember that. I just elbowed her in the stomach and judo flipped her. Then I kicked her on the vag-
<ELYAN>
I said, HOW DO YOU ALL FEEL TO BE RANGERS!?
<REIS>
Er, great!
<OROCHI>
The best!
<GUREN>
Fuck yeah, Seaking!
<ELYAN>
Well good, cuz here is your new mission. There have been reports of shady activity going on in Neudaiz. Reports say that Shizuru has been at it again and causing a bit of a ruckus. You 4, and an operative from GRM, are to kill him!
<OROCHI>
Kill again? What are we, paid hitmen?
<REIS>
As long as I get a check for it, I would stab my sword through any and all. Maybe even you, FROnewm.
<ELYAN>
That can be arranged later, but for now, go and complete the mission!
<FAUST>
Sweet, time to do this! Are ya ready, RANGERS?
<GUREN>
I like red.
<OROCHI>
...Please don't say that again.
*And so, the party of 4 boarded a ship that was piloted by Faust and headed to Neudaiz. However, not all was as it seemed*
<REIS>
*wearing only a towel* Man that shower felt so good. Although, this ride seems to be taking longer than expected...
<OROCHI>
Hey Reis, can I borrow a sticky note? *stares and face turns red*
<REIS>
...What? You act like you've never seen a half-naked Beast woman before. Besides it's not like nothing is showing.
<OROCHI>
Um...well...
<GUREN>
I like-*stares*
<REIS>
Ok seriously, what is it? Otherwise I'll kick your asses.
<OROCHI>
Well...lets just say the drapes really do match the curtains.
<GUREN>
*thumbs up*
<REIS>
*looks down and sees the towel is a bit short* ... I'm gonna kill you, perv!!!
//WARNING! WARNING! ENTERING ATMOSPHERE//
<OROCHI>
*looks away* What the hell?
<GUREN>
Red?
<REIS>
*Puts on her pants* What is that idiot Faust doing now?
*Travel to the bridge of the ship*
<REIS>
Alright, Faust! What the hell did you do- what the?
<OROCHI>
No one's here. Faust?
<FAUST>
*flushes toilet and exits restroom* Man, that Kubara Fried Rappy goes down easy, but comes out rough. Ow.
<REIS>
Wait, if you were in the restroom, then who's piloting the ship?
<OROCHI>
Did you put it on auto-pilot?
<FAUST>
This thing has auto-pilot?
<GUREN>
*facepalm*
*And so, the ship crashed hard onto Neudaiz, and luckily for them it was on the same spot that their objective was. They were also unharmed.*
<FAUST>
My leg! I can't feel my leg!
<OROCHI>
My arm! My poor arm!
<REIS>
Well I'll stop twisting it if you get your filthy hand off my chest!
<GUREN>
BZZZT... //REBOOTING SYSTEMS// ... I say, Orochi, you best remove your hand from Reis' bosom.
<OROCHI>
Ok fine I'll...wait did Guren just talk?
<GUREN>
Indeed I did. Now to fix Faust's leg.
<REIS>
I don't believe it. The impact from the crash must have fixed him up. If I had known that I would have pummeled him weeks ago.
<FAUST>
*leg gets snapped back on* Yowza! Hm, good as new! Now to continue with the mission!
*Ignoring the crash, our heroes venture forth to the rendevous point where they'll meet the representative from GRM and-*
<ELYAN>
I thought I told you that RANGERS don't need narrations! *kills narrator using his cannon*
<REIS>
I think that's him right there.
<HYUGA>
My, my, my! Aren't you a diamond in the ruff?
<REIS>
Excuse me?
<HYUGA>
Oh well aren't you fiesty? Come now dear. *walks past Reis and holds Faust's hand*
<REIS>
...?
<FAUST>
Whoa, what?
<HYUGA>
I want you. Entirely. Together we shall view the stars as they smile upon our union. The Holy Light will see it so. How about it, my dear? Will you bless me with your presence in every day of our lives?
<FAUST>
I...I...I...I...I...I...I...
<OROCHI>
You do know you're hitting on a guy, right?
<REIS>
If you can even call him a guy.
<HYUGA>
What? *removes glasses and sees Faust* Oh god, not again! I can't see a bloody thing with these blasted things on!
<GUREN>
So then why in the name of the great deities do you wear them if there is no means or reason for you to wear them in the first place?
<REIS>
...I miss the old Guren already.
<HYUGA>
Because the ladies love a handsome man with glasses. So if it helps me score, then so be it.
<REIS>
That's just stupid.
<OROCHI>
*scribbling* Helps...you...score... Alright, great advice!
<FAUST>
Ahem, well anyway, now that we have met you, can you tell us why we have to kill Shizuru?
<HYUGA>
Well because-
<GUREN>
Because he is a menace to our society by prancing around in that obscene jacket and feminine hair that it gives pretty boys a bad name. He is the cancer killing this world, the epitome of corruption! He and everything he stands for must be put down and abolished from this world! Frailty, thy name is Shizuru and-
<REIS>
Oh shut the fuck up! *Grabs Guren and rams him to a nearby wall about 14 times*
<GUREN>
BZZZT...//SYSTEM FAILURE// ...I like red.
<HYUGA>
Actually, that was all true. Well then, let us go and hunt him down.
<SHIZURU>
Don't bother, I'm right here! *Grabs Reis and places Ensa beneath her neck*
<OROCHI>
Hey! Don't damage the goods!
<FAUST>
Let go of her or else?
<SHIZURU>
Or else what? You'll blind me with your stupid goggles?
<FAUST>
How did you-I mean, no! I'll... sleep with your mother!
<SHIZURU>
Say wha?
<FAUST>
Yeah, I'll go to her place and sleep with her! And we'll do all kinds of crazy things! She'll be ridin' the Faust Express all night long!
<OROCHI>
...Wow.
<HYUGA>
I say.
<REIS>
Looks like he finally grew a pair.
<SHIZURU>
You... *lets go of Reis* You, you, you! *begins to cry* Why do you have to be such a meanie-head?
<FAUST>
That's right! Cry for what me and your mom are going to do if you don't behave and stuff!
<SHIZURU>
Ok, fine. I'll behave from now on. I'll use my gifts to help make the world a better place. This I shall promise to all of you. And to thank you for not sleeping with my mom and turning her into your own personal slut, I shall give each and every one of you- *Gets shot in the head by Guren's Red Handgun*
<OROCHI>
Dude, what the hell! He was gonna give us something!
<GUREN>
I like red. *takes Shizuru's Ensa* Red...
<HYUGA>
Well, not the way that a professional does it, but at least it happened. Although I will have to still report you guys and have you arrested for abusing your power.
<REIS>
Is that so? Well then, look at these. *Removes her top, which was still the towel*
<HYUGA>
*Stares* My word, they are so beautiful, so elegant, so- *gets stabbed in the back by Orochi*
<OROCHI>
Sorry bro, but those are mine.
<REIS>
Keep dreaming, Orochi. On second thought, don't dream about them. Ever. Or else.
<GUREN>
I like red.
<FAUST>
That's right, Guren. We've succeeded in our mission! Now it's time to report to the instructor!
<OROCHI>
Wait, what do we say about Hyuga?
<HYUGA>
I finally get my shot and now I'm-*stabbed by Reis*
<REIS>
Just say that Shizuru stabbed him multiple times from behind.
<FAUST>
Also leave this *puts a sticky note on the back of dead Hyuga*
<OROCHI>
"Stab me." Really, Faust? Really?
<FAUST>
Hey, works every time! Now let's go home, RANGERS!
<GUREN>
BZZZT... "No one can ever take them down! The power lies on their siiiiiiiiiiiide!"
<OROCHI>
*facepalms* I thought I said to never say that again!
<REIS>
*secretly hums the rest of the song*
*And so, the threat that never was has ended thanks to the combined effort of the AMF RANGERS! What new threat awaits them in the future? What else is left for them to kill? Find out next time on AMF RANGER SCHOOL!*
<ELYAN>
Dammit, do you ever die?!
................
Now that's a wall, lol. Hopefully it's enjoyable. Now to let the brain rest. I think it fried a few paragraphs back.
now that was epic sh-BRICKED.finally somebody took care.