pow pow kapow

[LollipopLolita]

you think tour prices to iraq will soar soon?

[pixelate]

boom boom chic book gimme da penus buildin in the early morn'

[LollipopLolita]

ratatata fireworks over baghdad

[pixelate]

Outkast - "Bomb Over Baghdad"

1, 2.. 1, 2, 3; yeah!
Inter-national, underground
Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Woo!)
Like a million elephants with silverback orangutans
You can't stop a train
Who want some? Don't come un-pre-pared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Better be a household name
Weather man tellin' us it ain't gon' rain
So now we sittin' in a drop-top, soakin wet
In a silk suit, tryin' not to sweat
Hits somersaults without the net
But this'll be the year that we won't forget
One-Nine-Nine-Nine, and brutha anything goes, be whatchu wanna be
Long as you know consequences, to give and for livin' defenses
Too hot, I'm jumpin' jail
Too low to dig, I might just touch hell
HOT! Get a life, now they gon' sell
Then I might catch you a spell, look at what came in the mail
A scale and some Arm and Hammer, so grow grid and some baby máma
Black Cadillac and a pack of pampers
Stack of question with no answers
Cure for cancer, cure for AIDS
Make a nigga wanna stay on tour for days
Get back home, things are wrong
We're not really able to spend all alone
before he left, and you, to a ball of power
Thousands of thousands miles per hour
Hello, ghetto, let your brain breathe,
believe there's always more, ahhhhh!

Chorus:
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Ha ha yeah!
Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Uhh-huh

Chorus:
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Ha ha yeah!
Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Uhh-huh

Uno, dos, tres, it's on
Did you ever think a pimp rock a microphone?
Like that there boi and will still stay street
Big things happen every time we meet
Like a track team, crack fiend, dyin to geek
Outkast bumpin' up and down the street
Slam back, Cadillac, 'bout five nigga deep
Seventy-five emcee's freestylin' to the beat
Cause we get krunk, stay drunk, at the club
Should have bought an ounce, but you caught the dub
Should have held back, but you throwed the punch
'Spose to meet your girl but you packed a lunch
No D to-the U to-the G for you
Got a son on the way by the name of Bamboo
Got a little baby girl four year, Jordan
Never turn my back on my kids for them
Should have hit it (hit it) quit it (quit it) rag (rag) top (top)
Before you read up, get a laptop
Make a business for yourself, boy, set some goals
Make a fair diamond out of dusty coals
Record number four, but we on a roll
Hold up, slow up, stop, control
Like Janet, planets, Stankonia is only
A movin' like floor commin' straight to Florida
Lock all your windows then block the quarters
Pullin' off on bell 'cause a whippins in order
Like a three piece fist, 'fore I cut your daughter
Yo quiero Taco Bell, then I hit the border
Penny pap rappers tryin' to get the five
I'm a microphone fiend tryin' to stay alive
When you come to ATL boi you better not hide
cause the Dungeon Family gon' ride, hah!

Chorus:
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Ha ha yeah!
Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Uhh-huh

Chorus:
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Ha ha yeah!
Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Uhh-huh

Bombs over Baghdad! Yeah
Bombs over Baghdad! Yeah
Bombs over Baghdad! Yeah
Bombs over Baghdad! Yeah

B-I-G, B-O-I
An-An-Andre
To the T-O-P

Bob your head. Rag top.
Repeat 15x

[ABDUR101]

I'm just glad I reserved that hotel room afew months ago, aye.

And thank God they aren't just sprinkle bombing stuff this time, now the pool will be intact. It's just pissy when you go for a vacation and the damn place doesn't have a pool.

[LollipopLolita]

"Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something"


Gonna fire rockets at abdur!

[-BK-]

As I read through this thread and laugh, I stop to think "these are the people running this place".

*thumbs up*

[Kid_Icarus]

Good thing I kept that recipt for that tour of Baghdad. Craters aren't that interesting

[LollipopLolita]

remember to use your summer colors for this trip, I hear the hot Iraqi sun brings out those wonderful hues!



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[-BK-]

You might want to hold off on the trip a bit, I hear that the road crews are having to change the street signs in some area's from "Watch For Falling Rocks" to "Watch For Falling Bombs".

[LollipopLolita]

i have dips on being kid's tour partner, we're gonna do baghdad in style and awe G.B. style. i call top bunk!

when it rains it pours!!!

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-03-20 16:26, LollipopLolita wrote:
"Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something"


Gonna fire rockets at abdur!


Hey, you know what, screw you. You're just pissy because I had my reservations at the crap price months ago and now you have to pay that much more.

And since I have the pool all to myself, I think I'll just go in the buff. A nice full body tan I say.

Who's with me?*

*Must have reservations

[pixelate]

blooielewie hoppadupie

http://www.tuftsprimarysource.org/issues/21/02/miller.jpg

*suckle*

[Kid_Icarus]

._.
I've only got my winter clothes for Iraq.

[LollipopLolita]

mommy what nice big ... tires (?) you have...

[pixelate]

Possible replacement of Obey Giant?

http://i.abcnews.com/media/World/images/ap_mideast_iraq_021111_nh.jpg

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 16:34, LollipopLolita wrote:
i have dips on being kid's tour partner, we're gonna do baghdad in style and awe G.B. style. i call top bunk!

when it rains it pours!!!



Here's the plan. Remeber when they did those Shopping sprees at Toys R Us with the carts, and these little kids would fill them up in a certain amount of time and keep whatever?

That's the plan here, I'll get two vans, and let's loot as much as we can.

Ka ching $_$

[LollipopLolita]

2 for war propaganda please


http://www.obeygiant.com/merch/posters-small/40-offset-giant.gif

and one for the little boy who lives down the lane

http://www.obeygiant.com/merch/posters-small/soldout/sadam.jpg

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[pixelate]

http://www.thespeciousreport.com/saddam_bush.jpg

ughughughughugh

[LollipopLolita]

On 2003-03-20 16:40, Kid_Icarus wrote:
That's the plan here, I'll get two vans, and let's loot as much as we can.



Immaa ebay my mortar and grenade souveniers!!! Mad loot!

[pixelate]

http://www.onlineathens.com/images/110302/mideast_iraq.jpg

be rollin low in my six-fo'

[pixelate]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1170000/images/_1174636_minaret300.jpg

it even blows a load!

[LollipopLolita]

i feel sorry for osama, he's just not trendy anymore

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Osama/give_osama_a_shower.jpg

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-03-20 16:48, LollipopLolita wrote:
i feel sorry for osama, he's just not trendy anymore

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Osama/give_osama_a_shower.jpg



Hey! That's my urinal! How did j00 git a pic of mah urinal?!

[pixelate]

http://www.nationallampoon.com/news/assets/5_2_2002c.jpg

zrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooom
zrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooom
zrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooom

[LollipopLolita]

when protesting, remember smile for the camera

http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2003/03/21/mn_chokearrest_zim.jpg

off to pack my bags and gonna head to the airport to meet kid!

[Blenjar]

http://www.members.optushome.com.au/ewa55/original.txt

http://members.lycos.co.uk/rabiespenguin/hpbimg/jackasses.jpg

http://lotus.azstarnet.com/samleaflet.jpg

http://myweb.thump.net/2492/4.leaflet.front.jpg

[pixelate]

http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2003/03/21/mn_protest-newsbox_bw.jpg

free Ross advert!

[Cloud_01]

On 2003-03-20 17:01, pixelate wrote:
http://www.nationallampoon.com/news/assets/5_2_2002c.jpg

zrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooom
zrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooom
zrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooom



hahaha..someone hurry, shoot him.

[Kid_Icarus]

I guess this:
http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/11/iraq2.shtml? Isn't gonna come true then.


Ah well, time to put money down on that summer home in Southern Iraq, and make some money off oil drilling.

Then hire some ninjas to wrap up some loose ends...errr.I've said too much already.

[LollipopLolita]

I have the perfect one for you

http://www.holswap.com/Home_Exchanges/Iraq.htm

"Safe town, full security with additional security guard unit attached"

I say we leave soon before the spring breakers get there!

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 17:30, LollipopLolita wrote:
I have the perfect one for you

http://www.holswap.com/Home_Exchanges/Iraq.htm

"Safe town, full security with additional security guard unit attached"

I say we leave soon before the spring breakers get there!



I'm on it. Damn punk kids! Get off my lawn! er...sand....something.

What the? What's MTV doing here?

[LollipopLolita]

On 2003-03-20 17:42, Kid_Icarus wrote:

What the? What's MTV doing here?




boobie parade!!!! this will increase iraqi property values for sure!

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 17:49, LollipopLolita wrote:


On 2003-03-20 17:42, Kid_Icarus wrote:

What the? What's MTV doing here?




boobie parade!!!! this will increase iraqi property values for sure!




Hell yeah! Let's do a girls gone wild from Iraq, I'll split the money with you Lolita. If that's cool n_n

[RuneLateralus]

I thought you were going to take me with ya Kid...

I wanted to see the lovely area.

[Kid_Icarus]

Anyone else wanna come?


I'm only loading up this van once.

[-BK-]

*To the tone of "If You're Happy aAnd You Know It"*

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

[LollipopLolita]

I thought we're taking two vans. how bout one for those wild spring breaking boobie revealing girls? i get mad cash out of that and i can sell missile shells on ebay!

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 17:56, LollipopLolita wrote:
I thought we're taking two vans. how bout one for those wild spring breaking boobie revealing girls? i get mad cash out of that and i can sell missile shells on ebay!



$_$ Hard core.

We can bring three vans. I'll drive one with the aquired goods, You can take care of the women, and Rune can drive another for tours.

[LollipopLolita]

we're gonna have a roadtrip all the way to iraq??? damn boy, our vans better have mad floating capabilities!

[ABDUR101]

...will there be latrins on board or is it one of those bladder busters? =|

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 18:04, LollipopLolita wrote:
we're gonna have a roadtrip all the way to iraq??? damn boy, our vans better have mad floating capabilities!



n_~ I'll take care of it. I'll tie balloons to the vans. We might have to stop for gas every once in a while.

[LollipopLolita]

we'll just block off one oil well for ourselves once we reach iraq. black gold baby!

[Guntz348]

On 2003-03-20 17:56, hagakura wrote:
*To the tone of "If You're Happy aAnd You Know It"*

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.



LOL thats genius let's record it, sell the sigle and go to Iraqi World to celebrate. I'll produce for you! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 18:06, ABDUR101 wrote:
...will there be latrins on board or is it one of those bladder busters? =|



~_n I have an empty pepsi can.

>=D ABDUR's coming! Now I feel honored! It could be like the SS Minnow!

[Guntz348]

On 2003-03-20 18:09, LollipopLolita wrote:
we'll just block off one oil well for ourselves once we reach iraq. black gold baby!



Iraqi Tea o-O

[-BK-]

*jumps in Lolita's van*

XD

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 18:16, hagakura wrote:
*jumps in Lolita's van*

XD



I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS TRIP.

THAT WILL BE 45.99$

Wait you said Lolita's van.

That'll be 5000000$

[LollipopLolita]

I'm going to have to buy a whole new set of shoes, heels and pumps to match the beautiful iraqi somber grey of fallen concrete

[Kid_Icarus]

I'm gonna wear a black robe and carry a scythe around.

I think I'll blend in, people will be happy to see me.

[LollipopLolita]

we should try going out with camouflage gear a la spice girls style!

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 18:27, LollipopLolita wrote:
we should try going out with camouflage gear a la spice girls style!



Oooo can I be Death Spice? Or sporty. Either one.

[RuneLateralus]

I call Creepy Spice.

[ABDUR101]

...can I bling mah spiffy flourescent shoe-ties? =o

I call Cream Spice!

[Kid_Icarus]

XD if I can con him into it, I'll get a friend of mine draw these Spice Abominations.

Disturbing to say the least.

[LollipopLolita]

either prickly spice or effervescent spice

[Kid_Icarus]

I officialy volunteer sucker Iceblink to be
Injury Spice.


People of the world!
Spice up your life Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


o_o; Where in the hell did that come from.

[Guntz348]

Can I be spanky spice? That or skanky spice.


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[-BK-]

<-- Mental Spice

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 18:52, Guntz348 wrote:
Can I be spanky spice? That or skanky spice.


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Guntz348 on 2003-03-20 18:54 ]</font>


You can be Exotic Spice. Don't put yourself down by saying Skanky >=O

[Guntz348]

Exotic spice it is! But once the pants come off, I can't think of any other word to describe it other then skanky. o-O

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 19:00, Guntz348 wrote:
Exotic spice it is! But once the pants come off, I can't think of any other word to describe it other then skanky. o-O



n_n I'll be the judge of that.

[Guntz348]

On 2003-03-20 19:04, Kid_Icarus wrote:


n_n I'll be the judge of that.



You sure will be!

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 19:20, Guntz348 wrote:


On 2003-03-20 19:04, Kid_Icarus wrote:


n_n I'll be the judge of that.



You sure will be!



Only for a fee though n_~

[RuneLateralus]

But it is a great service!

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-03-20 19:30, RuneLateralus wrote:
But it is a great service!


..what the hell are you talking about? Sampled goods?

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 19:58, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-03-20 19:30, RuneLateralus wrote:
But it is a great service!


..what the hell are you talking about? Sampled goods?



Free Samples for the next 5 minutes*


Not valid for members of PSOW or its subsidiaries.

[-BK-]

Kid charges money for everything. O_o Good thing I have a job. ^_^

[Guntz348]

Who wants to sample my goods?!

[pixelate]

Get the right van, though.

http://www.bringans.com/images/amt/31537~1.jpg

or

http://www2.acc.af.mil/accnews/oct01/VanR.JPG

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 20:13, hagakura wrote:
Kid charges money for everything. O_o Good thing I have a job. ^_^



When you got it, flaunt it.



On 2003-03-20 20:13, Guntz348 wrote:

Who wants to sample my goods?


ô_o If you think you can handle it.

[Guntz348]

Lets take my ride!

http://www.freegeardesign.co.uk/Kitt.jpg

[Kid_Icarus]

On 2003-03-20 20:30, pixelate wrote:
http://www2.acc.af.mil/accnews/oct01/VanR.JPG



|o_o| That's the van we're taking.

[LollipopLolita]

no way this is my van


http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/naias2001-vw-bus.jpg

[pixelate]

http://www.newsarama.com/Micah/reporter.jpg

[Balthor]

Y'all a bunch of fucktards.

In a weird way though.

[LollipopLolita]

Guess you're not coming to Summer of Iraq 2003 with us? Awwww


http://www.newsarama.com/Micah/notalk.jpg

[Guntz348]

I still say we take my ride.


http://www.universallimo.com/images/vette3.jpg

http://www.mwregion.com/images/limo.jpg

Or if you're in a more retro mood, this one.

http://www.limoadventures.com/images/salevette.jpg

[Ness]

On 2003-03-20 16:48, pixelate wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1170000/images/_1174636_minaret300.jpg

it even blows a load!



ther'e just something about that building that doesn't look right. Especially with the white thing on top of it.

Also there's really nothing to see in Iraq.

[LollipopLolita]

no shit, you don't say... sure there will be things to see after everything gets bombed.

oh and there's still a little thing called culture.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jpomd2/cardinalbook.jpg

[-BK-]

Can I keep a camal?

[Kid_Icarus]

There'll be all kinds of Girls in Bikini's there for Lolita's van. Wait you probably wouldn't be interested in it.

There's probably a daycare or something we can drop you off at Ness if you wanna come.

[LollipopLolita]

http://www.halfhonk.com/wellprotect.jpg

[LollipopLolita]

http://www.halfhonk.com/Reasonable_Link.jpg

[BlackRose]

I'mon hurry over there and challenge Saddam to a Segway rally race... racin' for pink slips baby.

[Saladwood]

that link one is damn funny!

[Mazarin]

http://mazarin.pandarage.com/cantseeun.jpg