>Quest.

[TalHex]

>You awaken to find yourself on what appears to be a deserted tropical island. White sand, clear ocean... a volcano spewing smoke looms ominously on the horizon. Surrounding the volcano is a quite dense jungle.

You are surrounded by wreckage of some kind... a boat perhaps? It is too destroyed to tell for sure. Wooden crates have washed ashore next to you. You are wearing a pair of torn and wet pants, and a pair of sunglasses that make you look like a douche when they are on your face. A search of your pockets reveals that you have a soggy two dollar bill, a broken PSP, and two salt water soaked cough drops. Yum.

You try hard to remember who you are.

>Please suggest a name, and an action for our hero.

[GCoffee]

>BigBoons93, searching the sand dunes for the forum rules.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

2ManChu.

Collect all the greater than symbols to use for boomerangs, or climbing, or tent making, or more.



EDIT:
Think I found a reference pic of ol double 2 down, and then its related to ice mans t2oo

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k81/tokengamer/ice.jpg

Could be our hero, since it is not specified yet if he has a shirt or riding hard jacket.

[TalHex]

>That is right, your name is BigBoons93...

...no it isn't, that's just stupid. Your name is Jack. It is a boring name and you aren't quite sure why your mother would have given it to you, but it is your name nonetheless.

You attempt to search the sand dunes for contraband items, but soon enough give up the search as a voice in your head reminds you: This is stupid. You find yourself tripping over an open crate, and end up scrapping your knee pretty badly on the sand. How you have managed this is beyond your comprehension, but still you have managed to do so.

You cast about for greater than symbols, but don't find any, you do find a broken picture frame however.

You contemplate what you should do next.

>Suggest an action?

[GCoffee]

...Walking around the shore once in hope to find a harbor?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Bottle that super grit sand. Should come in use later for others to get "I'll cut u"

Find a - to add to the >'s

-> Action Jack, son.

[TalHex]

>Struck by inspiration and just how incredibly painful the sand is, you search the crates for a jar, and upon finding some, you begin to scoop handfuls of this painful sand into the jar.

INVENTORY GET: Jar of Dirt (and Pain)

Tucking your jar of dirt under your arm, you begin walking along the beach, looking for some sort of harbor. To pass the time, you hum the theme of Giligan's Island to yourself... you feel a little less lonely for a few minutes.

A couple hours later you find yourself back at the crates where you started your march. It appears that there is no harbor on this island... you did find an abundance of coconuts however. One might even call them a lovely bunch.

==>

[Randomness]

Press Ctrl+C to end this stupid game.

[TalHex]

You enter the wrong key board command... you get a blue screen of death.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Game's hard man.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61WxQBOpJUL.jpg

EU countries cover makes sure there are 2 kids shown.

http://pics.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1140227571-00.jpg

http://satoshimatrix.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/survival-kids_03.png?w=450

Use it to cut your wacky every which way hair!

[Palle]

http://satoshimatrix.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/survival-kids_03.png?w=450
I wish the judge had called me Adventurous Dad after I gave my daughter a knife for a present, but no, it was Irresponsible Dad, Unstable Dad, Danger-to-Society Dad.

:confused:

[Blitzkommando]

Oh fuck me. Those games suddenly reminded me of The Blue Lagoon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blue_Lagoon_(1980_film)). And that's really not something I was hoping to remember.

[Uncle_bob]

Oh fuck me. Those games suddenly reminded me of The Blue Lagoon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blue_Lagoon_(1980_film)). And that's really not something I was hoping to remember.

Why would you bring that up? Oh God. :disapprove:

[Randomness]

You enter the wrong key board command... you get a blue screen of death.

One question. WTF kind of OS is this running on then?

[TalHex]

Windows ME

[Randomness]

Oh.

In that case... yeah.

It works.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Glue Laboons.

Mace/Face++ still okay in some states then. Swiss Army only for Fort Vitornox or something made up all around. BadDadGames. (http://www.facebook.com/BaaadDadGames) BG noises have MARBUHL BERSUS CAPCRROM 2 making attract mode noises.

[PhotonDrop]

Glue Laboons.

Too sticky to deliver Bink's Sake.

[TalHex]

Glue Laboons.

Spanish Balloons?

[Nitro Vordex]

>Get ye flask

[Outrider]

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