This is a player hatin cat right here... LOL

[washuguy]

Looks like somebody wasn't getting the attention they wanted, and kitty had to pay... LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa56FHqCEE8

[Reksanden]

How dare that top-hat wearing little thing take all of my attention! How DARE he?

Poor kitten. Those of the top hat-wearing variety are endangered and should be protected at all costs.

[NoiseHERO]

"I wanna be a human when I grow up-*SLAP*

This is why Cats will never learn to talk dat.

But this is also how Americans need to start raising their kids.

Hitting your children, effective in making them grow up the way you want to since 19-forever.