The thing six steps to the south of you...

[Randomness]

Is now charcoal.

Whatever's closest. If nothing's there, your other shoe is now charcoal.

[Palle]

Cat dish of charcoal. The cat is not amused.

[Outrider]

Good thing I happened to be sitting six steps north of my pile of charcoal.

[NoiseHERO]

MY FUCKING WALL!

SOMEONE WAS TAKING A SHOWER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF IT!!

AUGH!!!

[TalHex]

My favorite armchair... is now charcoal... you bastard, I hope you are pleased with yourself.

[yoshiblue]

My dresser is now charcoal. Now my clothes are ruined!

[HUnewearl_Meira]

My neighbor is going to be rather upset about his fridge.

I do assume that this transfers through walls, of course.

[Dre_o]

Dirt. I can deal with that.

[FOkyasuta]

The Recyclable Pail out my window full of water from the last rain storm?

Seems doable.

[Randomness]

My neighbor is going to be rather upset about his fridge.

I do assume that this transfers through walls, of course.

Of course. Otherwise all the tall people would have charcoal walls.

[Leviathan]

My bed frame is charcoal!

[Nitro Vordex]

My skiis turned into charcoal.

...Hmm.

[Katrina]

The hot water tank in our crappy apartment is now charcoal.
::Shakes fist at Randomness:: >:O