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Volcompat321
Sep 24, 2012, 08:23 PM
I was walking down the street, and a guy in a car almost killed me...
So, what happened was, when he almost hit me, I threw my phone at his windshield, and the windshield completely cracked!

My phone; perfectly fine..

The case I have on my phone is this one here... (http://www.amazon.com/Transformers-Decepticon-Aluminum-Cleave-iPhone4/dp/B0086T1MKO/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1348536072&sr=8-14&keywords=iphone+transformers+case)

Anyway, he tried to kick my ass, but of course, me being a better man, knocked him out... I did get punched in the face though.. nothing I cant handle..

Fox2Tails
Sep 24, 2012, 09:35 PM
Are you sure you didn't throw a Nokia?

Dhylec
Sep 24, 2012, 09:55 PM
kool story dood

Volcompat321
Sep 24, 2012, 10:46 PM
Are you sure you didn't throw a Nokia?

Pretty sure.. I could be mistaken..
Has Apple stolen Nokia's indestructibility?

NoiseHERO
Sep 24, 2012, 11:57 PM
Nice bro.

That'll teach em to fuck with an Arkz soldier.

BIG OLAF
Sep 25, 2012, 12:22 PM
Huh! Finally, a use for the iPhone.

Volcompat321
Sep 25, 2012, 01:27 PM
Huh! Finally, a use for the iPhone.

Right!?

I got my iPhone cheap, when I switched to Verizon, but it's been good to me..
I do like it, but do miss my Androids.,..

Anyway, the guy got some tickets, and was arrested, car was towed, impounded..
e got reckless driving, and assault with a deadly weapon or something like it.

I got a hand shake, and "you're crazy" from the officer.
Apparently the guy was some sort of intoxicated, also....


All in all, sucks for that guy, and I still never got to where I was going..

EDIT: OLAF, I remember we live close by, if you're this close- it was the corner of Minton and the street with Central Middle School. I forget the name of it.. Anyway, right in between Palm Bay and Melbourne.

BIG OLAF
Sep 25, 2012, 02:50 PM
Yes, I know exactly where that is. Not that far away at all. Maybe five minutes or so. Probably less.

(Pat and I live very close to each other)

Blitzkommando
Sep 27, 2012, 08:02 PM
Are you sure you didn't throw a Nokia?

Had it been a Nokia he wouldn't be posting this and instead would be serving life for murder.

DayDreamer
Sep 27, 2012, 08:07 PM
Had it been a Nokia he wouldn't be posting this and instead would be serving life for murder.
The guy wouldn't of been able to punch him in the face though.
Maybe they should replace the guns in the army with Nokia phones in slingshots :3

Glad you kicked his ass, he deserved it.

Blitzkommando
Sep 27, 2012, 08:21 PM
I'd say a punch in the face is a fair trade for life in Bubba's Backdoor House of Pain.