My theory on why NPCs take long to load

[EvilMag]

They are on lunch break.

[ZIE creations]

コフィー
"Everyone just keeps completing all these orders! Why do I have to be the only person doing this counter job, isn't there another side or something?!?"

DESTROYER977392
"Hey, um.. yeah, you appeared on my screen and stuff..."

コフィー
"こんにちわ"

DESTROYER977392
"Sorry, I don't speak moon."

コフィー
-.-' "Here's your pass to the caves"

DESTROYER977392
"HEY! COOL! ANOTHER MESSAGE BOX!!!!"

コフィー
"Screw this, lunch break time."





スピリット (me)
*gets to desk* "I eliminated the クアワーツダラゴン!" .... "コフィー?"

[supersonix9]

Koffee......is on............a coffee break.

[Galax]

*hands supersonix9 his obligatory punshades* You forgot these.

Also we don't eat, remember? The Arks idea of food seems to be monomates.

[Cagedtaytay]

*hands supersonix9 his obligatory punshades* You forgot these.

Also we don't eat, remember? The Arks idea of food seems to be monomates.

Kentucky Fried Rappy.

[Temprus]

Oh so the npcs slow loading isn't just me. I noticed it started after the last big update. >.<;

[Rien]

*hands supersonix9 his obligatory punshades* You forgot these.

Also we don't eat, remember? The Arks idea of food seems to be monomates.

*points at Franka*

She seems to run some huge restaurant biz entirely offscreen, with delicacies off all the mobs/bosses you hunt (unless they're machines, she gets utensils/tools made out of them)

To the point Afin requests you to get some meat (from some mob in the skyland) so he can taste her food.

Edit: And the only mobs she hasn't tried to make food out of are Rappies. :/