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Kion
Dec 26, 2012, 11:46 AM
You know who you are. You're obsessed with Lisa and her big red murderous eyes. Here you go, you happy now?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macc996Ts81rctu9po1_500.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYcEalLWE98
Lisa: Whose there? Oh an ARKS member, don't surprise me like that.
Lisa: Lisa is a sniper. I hate it when people stand behind me, so be careful.
Lisa: Lisa still has a lot of things to shoot. See ya.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA0N6DpJwhg
Lisa: Hi, I just finished a job and am in a good mood and felt like talking.
Lisa: But you have to admit that guns are really amazing.
Lisa: They're soft to the touch and enemies die surprisingly fast. It makes my heart race.
Lisa: It's like you're in control of everything. Just talking has gotten me wanting to shoot more.
Lisa: Okay, Lisa is off, see you later.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-okeuL6oJo
Lisa: Did I scare you? Sorry that was just a joke. I get yelled at when I shoot at people.
Lisa: But the only thing I havent shot at is people. I wonder what it feels like?
Lisa: If a darker infects a person and goes crazy, then i wonde rif it's okay if shoot them?
Lisa: With native creatures, if they get infected then you have no choice but to shoot them. Doesn't the smae apply to people?
Lisa: If that's the case, then it's okay to call them an enemy, it's okay to shoot right I want to try it. Fufufufu
Lisa: If you see something like that happen, dont hesitate to call me. Dewa dewa! Dewa dewa dewa~~!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zpNX3u4pHk
Lisa: Hello! Hi hello there!
Lisa: Are you a hunter? ranger? force? Well it doesn't really matter.
Lisa: When compared to hunters and force, it's often said that rangers lack firepower ね,ねねねねねねね(credit: Kirine&Rien).
Lisa: That's because guns aren't exactly one shot one kill.
Lisa: But that's good. That's how it has to be.
Lisa: Because their enemies. Their death has to be as painful, as painful, as painful as possible right?
Lisa: That's why Lisa loves guns. Large enemies, small ones it doesn't matter as long as i get to inflict as much pain as possible.
Lisa: You look surprised? Is Lisa really that fucked up?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP3YjRpa9w0
Lisa: Hey we meet again! We meet a lot. Because you fight a lot too.
Lisa: Maybe you want to die too? Am I wrong? It doesn't really matter.
Lisa: There are some Arks who fight looking to die. The most famous is Ghettemhalt.
Lisa: For him it's either kill or be killed, he doesn't really think beyond that.
Lisa: What people think and wish for is up to them. Lisa has no authority or responsibility to stop him.
Lisa: But if he's wants to die, then Lisa wants the be the one to blow his brains out!♡


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lDP63SGiIA
Lisa: Hello. You're alive right? Indeed you are.
Lisa: But that's a lot more that can be said for the native creatures on different planets.
Lisa: Getting infected by darkers is the same as dying. Because they get killed by arks.
Lisa: Lisa doesn't bother talking with any of them, so Lisa doesn't know what they think.
Lisa: It's probably scary, maybe painful more than anything.
Lisa: That's why it doesn't matter to Lisa. Arks or otherwise Lisa might attack it.
Lisa: You know why. It's not specifically that something has been infected by darkers.
Lisa: It doesn't really matter to Lisa, as long as it's an enemy it's natural to shoot it to death.

Kirine
Dec 26, 2012, 11:54 AM
Lisa: When compared to hunters and force, it's often said that hunters lack firepower ne

Shouldn't the hunter in italics above should be ranger? She says it's ranger who lack firepower~

ne ne ne ne ne

ねねねねねねねね

That's lisa's chant to steal your soul, she says it so much.

Kion
Dec 26, 2012, 12:11 PM
Updated. Thanks. Dewa dewa! Dewa dewa dewa~~!

ReaperTheAbsol
Dec 26, 2012, 12:13 PM
Thanks for putting this together. It made me smile.

Vintasticvin
Dec 26, 2012, 12:43 PM
Wow.... I find her funny and scary st the same specialy that laugh of hers. I'm sute Falz has its eyes on her to posses.

TheMagickHat77
Dec 26, 2012, 12:53 PM
I never get tired of seeing how wonderfully psychotic and cute Lisa is...

Guns don't kill people...Lisa does.

The Walrus
Dec 26, 2012, 01:02 PM
She really is like an adorable little psychopath. I want one.

Sasuga
Dec 26, 2012, 01:27 PM
sweet, my request for this was answered!
that was fast, i only asked you yesterday...
but thank you, i linked it my friend and he might join pso2 just because of this.
he was waiting for us version, but i told him the patch isnt so bad
PLUS this version has epic VA's, i mean really awesome VA's.

once again, thanks!

Anduril
Dec 26, 2012, 03:08 PM
Oh, Lisa. As long as you are voiced by HanaKana you can shoot anything you want!

Kion
Dec 26, 2012, 09:29 PM
She really is like an adorable little psychopath. I want one.

You want a blood thirsty android... in your house!!?

Any requests for other characters? I'm kind of a fan of Patty and Tia. Was thinking of moving on to them next.

Maximum Burst
Dec 26, 2012, 11:43 PM
I would suggest Claris Claes and Huey if possible.

Ezodagrom
Dec 27, 2012, 12:08 AM
You want a blood thirsty android... in your house!!?

Any requests for other characters? I'm kind of a fan of Patty and Tia. Was thinking of moving on to them next.
In my opinion, either Patty and Tia or Claris Claes would be nice.

Kion
Dec 27, 2012, 12:11 AM
If anyone wants to grab all of the videos for a character and throw them here, then I can run threw them really quickly. :]

Ezodagrom
Dec 27, 2012, 12:32 AM
Claris Claes, dunno if there's just these 4 or if there's more though. ^^;


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbtKF578ivE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x3aOagXAqE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0VkgTMQ30s


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQA__CRwoUk

IndigoNovember
Dec 27, 2012, 02:51 AM
I have more recorded somewhere. I'll get around to uploading them soon.

Kion
Dec 27, 2012, 04:15 AM
Okay done! This kind of hits too close to home. This is exactly what it's like to live with my wife.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbtKF578ivE
Claris Claes: Foolish fools. If you think you want to face me, you're going to have to bring ten times as many people!
Claris Claes: Ah it just sounds so awesome, this is what I should say when I beat people up.
Claris Claes: ..... Ah hey! Peon, who are you and how long have you been standing there?
Claris Claes: Peon! get out of the way, I'm going home.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x3aOagXAqE
Claris Claes: Uh... where is this... where.. did I come from?
Claris Claes: Oh hey, peon.
Claris Claes: You came at a good time peon. Ah hey, you peon. Hey peon! Look over here!
Claris Claes: Hey Peon. Where are you going? No! Which way did you come? Where is this? Hey peon, answer me!
Claris Claes: Okay, good, good, good. Nice work peon.
Claris Claes: These directions are really easy to understand. I praise you for not sucking peon.
Claris Claes: Lost? Who? Me? ... Like that would happen peon!
Claris Claes: Lost kid? Ha! The reason I was asking was to make sure you weren't complete incompetent!
Claris Claes: Now I'm pissed. Get out of the way peon, I'm going home.
Claris Claes: Um... peon. Which way is it?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0VkgTMQ30s
Claris Claes: Hey peon. That's right you there peon!
Claris Claes: I don't bother with names, "peon" is good enough.
Claris Claes: So peon, need any help with anything. For today only I might help you with it.
Claris Claes: ... What? You don't need any help? That can't be. There's needs to be something.
Claris Claes: Everybody generally has something that they need help with. Just like that person.
Claris Claes: It's written on your face peon! There's definitely something troubling you.
Claris Claes: Okay, fine. Asking too much isn't like me.
Claris Claes: No one is telling me what's the troubling them. Am I a burden?
Claris Claes: But everyone looks really troubled....
Claris Claes: Hmmmm.... Uh.... I don't get it.
Claris Claes: Fine I'll blow off steam and go home.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQA__CRwoUk
Claris Claes: Ahaha! It's really nice outside. The photon freshness is a different level compared to the lab!
Claris Claes: Hmmmmmmm... peon?
Claris Claes: You don't look like an enemy? Great then I can use you as I please!
Claris Claes: Right now I'm open to anything as I finally got free permission to this area.
Claris Claes: Getting that permit took forever. Even if I tried to go i kept getting stopped "it's too dangerous," they say.
Claris Claes: Trying to get my head around the fact that there's anything more dangerous that me is too vexing!
Claris Claes: But finally getting it, I had no idea it would be this good. I guess good things come to those who hang on!
Claris Claes: Guess I might get back to blowing up what ever i feel like!
Claris Claes: Since I have 'free' rights to this area then I might just blow everything up!

Courina
Dec 27, 2012, 04:23 AM
i have request...
can you look for Maria? the Gold Cast Hunter with spear... she look similiar with me in the signature... (im suprised too, that my original look since beta and suddenly i have sister from same model!!)

D-Inferno
Dec 27, 2012, 05:23 AM
I hope I can battle NPCs just so I can beat up that tsundere FOney, and tell her to STFU forever.

Sparzyle
Dec 27, 2012, 05:54 AM
Thanks for the translation :D I recently asked myself why Lisa asked if I wanted to die ._.

Now I understand... P: and Huey would be interesting too

Rien
Dec 27, 2012, 06:44 AM
"Lisa: When compared to hunters and force, it's often said that hunters lack firepower ね,ねねねねねねね(credit: Kirine)."

Is wrong. It should be "Rangers lack firepower", not Hunters.

Kion
Dec 27, 2012, 09:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv2Dk1uYYrA
AP 238/2/22
Patty: Hey the ARKS over there.
Patty: Don't ignore us, yeah I mean you.
Patty: You look like a rookie, maybe I can give you some words of advice.
Tia: He looks a lot stronger than you
Patty: Strength is not important to an ARKS as much as knowledge and information is. You think so too right?
Patty: The thing that we ARKS have to look out for are darkers right?
Patty: They come after us, they infect the native creatures. They get out of control if left alone.
Patty: The creatures on Naberius are pretty weak, but on other planets-
Tia: Sorry about my annoying sister
Tia: She thinks she's helping with information but she's really just running her mouth
Tia: But the fact that darkers are dangerous is good to remember
Tia: Plus it looks like they've been appearing a lot lately
Tia: Okay patty, let's go
Patty: Tia wait I'm still talking
Tia: That's fine no one is listening to you anyways.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HU--ybJ3Lc
AP 238/2/23
Patty: hey you. Did we see you before? Or not? Anyways it doesn't matter.
Patty: It looks like you want information. You want it right? That's fine just be honest.
Patty: The number one information industry in arks, Patty-n-Tia is us.
Tia: Don't pay attention to her. She just named it on the spot right now.
Tia: But we really do collect information like... the one about the weird dark on Naberius.
Patty: That's right! The rumored 'searching darker'. He's supposedly a lot more powerful than a normal darker.
Patty: something-team let their guard down and got done in by him. Not good right?
Tia: We heard about that and went looking. Call it good luck, or bad luck, but we weren't able to confirm it.
Tia: It is possible that darkers have other objectives besides just fighting arks members.
Patty: I know weird right! Anyways if you see it come tell us.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydCQeR84z9E
AP 238/3/1
Patty: Patty from the Arks Number 1 information bureau. Todays we are also in business.
Tia: And who couldn't get their hands on any decent information?
Patty: I don't look back on the past.
Patty: But i did get friendly with an old man in the lobby area.
Patty: He made a lot of weapons in the past. Pretty amazing right?
Tia: That's probably the famous blacksmith Zigg.
Tia: You call yourself an information seller and you don't even know that?
Patty: Who freaking cares?
Tia: What ever.
Tia: 40 years ago he was a stern weapons maker, but recently he's let go of himself.
Tia: But it's said that the weapons he did make are supposedly the genesis.
Patty: Genesis? You mean like the firts swords he made or something?
Tia: Exactly. Disregarding any thought of making a profit, he made an overpowered prototype that one one could use. Tuning that design is what all our current weapons are based off of.
Patty: SO the old guy I ran into is that amazing of a person?
Tia: That's not who you ran into. You should listen to what other people say occasionally.
Patty: Who cares. Anyways, it was good to hear right?
Patty: If he's that amazing then maybe I should get him to make a weapon for me.
Tia: That's why I said he doesn't have the motivation anymore.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sys-H52YSAs
A.P. 238/3/5
Patty: Hey, hey, hey. It's Patty-chan.
Tia: Hello. This is Tia.
Patty: Tia why the low tension? I'm really high strung.
Patty: And want to know why? It's because we found some great information!
Patty: Want to hear? Don't want to hear? It doesn't matter because I'm going to tell you anyways.
Tia: Not exactly an information "business". What ever.
Patty: The location is here, Lilipa. It doesn't matter where you look, it's all sand. But recently small shadows have been sighted.
Patty: While it might not seem like much, there are a bunch of sighting reports.
Patty: just when i was thinking there could be something else here, I got this information.
Patty: Um.. what was it..
Tia: That an arks that was about to die got rescued by the little shadows.
Tia: This Arks wants to thank them and is trying to find the little shadows.
Patty: It was a female cast. If you're interested you should talk to her directly.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roh7kxiiZtc
AP 238/3/6
Patty: Hello
Patty: Information for when you're in a pinch. Want some fresh info?
Tia: He looks more annoyed by you than anything.
Patty: Good luck. There's no documented way of getting me to shut up.
Patty: Anyways, as far as information goes the place is right here, the third planet; 'Amu', 'Ammumu-'.
Tia: 'Amuduskia'.
Patty: That's right Amuduskia. The planet that got struck by a meteroirite and is now a weird shape.
Patty: As such the native creatures living here are really tough. You knwo what i mean, the dragons.
Patty: The dragons on Amuduskia are really intelegent and used to communicate with Arks before.
Patty: But recently violent dragons have been increasing. They'll attack Arks for no reaosn on sight.
Patty: It's kill or be killed.
Patty: But seriously when they attack you need to defent yourself.
Patty: That's right, if you're not around then there's no one to listen to my constant chatter.
Tia: Anyways, it's dangerous so be careful is all she's trying to say.
Tia: It's mostly Patty's meddling, but at least be on your guard.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pqsEggjr4k
Patty: That was dangerous. You make sure to get out of my way. Now if you'll excuse me, back to gathering information.
Tia: Sorry about my sister, we're kind of in a hurry.
Tia: Hey Patty, you're going the wrong way. It's in the complete opposite direction. Hey, listen to what I'm saying idiot!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK-o9gfU9MA
Patty: The number one Arks information dealer Patty-chan desu!
Tia: Tia desu.
Patty: Do you know about the amazing arks? What's amazing about them? Pretty much everything.
Tia: To translate, she's talking about the Arks known as the "Six Pillars of the Arks". Members who hold the highest authority.
Patty: Yeah those guys! Turns out I met one of them in person.
Patty: It was like doka-n!... and then zuba-n! Anyways just really amazing.
Tia: Even throw she saw it, it was from far away so don't take her too seriously.
Tia: But the fact that they're very strong is not information to be taken lightly.
Patty: Even though she just looks like a normal little girl. Sugoi yo ne!
Patty: I wonder if I can become like that if I try?
Tia: Not a chance.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-eWb6ZSaEA
Patty: Hai ha-i haaaai! The number one Arks information dealer Patty-chan desu!
Tia: Mostly Patty doesn't shut up, "Information dealer" is just in the name.
Patty: That's not entirely true. Since I am providing information to our one soul client.
Tia: I don't think there's anyway to get her to go away. Sorry for botherin gyou all of the time.
Patty: Do you knwo of the "Three Hero's"?
Patty: Three members of Arks that can be called the symbols of all Arks.
Tia: To fill in what she's saying, the top three members of the Six Pillars of Arks.
Patty: Right the three members are, Legias and Kasura... and uh.... the last one is...
Tia: Claris Claes.
Patty: Right, that!
Patty: Becuase the names are symbols of the Arks they get passed down to each new generation. So the second and the third...
Tia: But Legias is still the original member. Kasura is the second and Claris Claes is the third. There's not a very long history.
Tia: So if you work hard, you maybe able to join the ranks.
Patty: But something about that seems so cool.. I'd liek my name to be-
Tia: Not a chance.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uasxn6Ik3IY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoVqaVN-RE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT8cKuQ5gHc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URMsCZUWSAs

Zyrusticae
Dec 27, 2012, 10:25 PM
Claris Claes would be nice.
Clarice! I am 100% a fan of Clarice!

Any faux-loli who has the temerity to call everyone 貴様 gets my vote! But then, I play Aiza, who is... well. You know the type.

Anyways, point is, she's awesome! Love her design. Best character in the game IMO (next to Lisa).