PSO2 Pickup Lines

[Meji]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/meijerem/pso2pickup2.png
With Valentines Day just around the corner, I figured I'd make a thread for all you lonely souls out there filled with awesome PSO2 pickup lines.


Here's a few I came up with.
You're like a red box. Whenever I see you, my heart skips a beat.
Girl, if you had a Client Order, I'd do it for sure.
Have you leveled your Weak Bullet? Because you make my defense drop.
Did you affix your weapon with Shock IV? Because you're absolutely stunning.
I've got some units that needs grinding. Care to help me?

Share your awesome quotes with the others, and we might trigger a Love Burst!

Note: success rate of these Pickup Lines are very low. Make sure to use a Protector, or pray to the RNG gods.
[SPOILER-BOX]
Even if your pickup line is successful, you're still going to need a 'protector'. Just saying.[/SPOILER-BOX]

[Income Taxs]

This has epic written all over it...

[Kasuma Izzigawa]

I don't even. What a genius.

[Income Taxs]

Girl you so rare ima spend all my time and money tryin to grind you

You make me wanna grind you all day long.

You should come to My Room so we can check out these new outfits.

[Zyrusticae]

This is a good thread.

Incoming obvious:
"Want to give my Elder Rod a spin? It'll blow you away!"

[BIG OLAF]

Note: success rate of these Pickup Lines are very low. Make sure to use a Protector, or pray to the RNG gods.

Even if your pickup line is successful, you're still going to need a 'protector'. Just saying.

[Crysteon]

Speaking of protectors:

Heeeey gurl, how 'bout we grind our love with a No Risk Protector?

Okay...that's terrible.

[Shirai]

Speaking of protectors:

Heeeey gurl, how 'bout we grind our love with a No Risk Protector?

Okay...that's terrible.

It's okay Crysteon. xD

atleast you tried.

[Enforcer MKV]

More Shenanigans incoming!

[Resanoca]

Speaking of protectors:

Heeeey gurl, how 'bout we grind our love with a No Risk Protector?

Okay...that's terrible.Oh, Cry~ You flirt~

Hey, I just got this Pico Hammer. Can I test it out and nail you? :3

[Enforcer MKV]

Oh, Cry~ You flirt~

Hey, I just got this Pico Hammer. Can I test it out and nail you? :3

Okay. You're done.

[Resanoca]

Okay. You're done.You can't even process love, you machine. D:

Anyway, this one only works for newmans. "Baby, being with you makes me feel like a new man." or... "If I let you grind my heart, I feel it'd never get broken~"

[Jakosifer]

"OMG YOURE SO KAWAII" always works, always.

[Enforcer MKV]

You can't even process love, you machine. D:


Lies. Lies and you know it.

Anyway, gotta sit here with a nice can of Diesel and watch how this unfolds...

[Kaziel]

"OMG YOURE SO KAWAII" always works, always.

Not to be confused with the mispronunciation: "you're so kowai"

Also Meji.. you rock.

[BIG OLAF]

I'd like to Fist some Elders.

I think I'm doing it right.

[Xaeris]

"Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and you can tweak my sliders?"

[Resanoca]

Lies. Lies and you know it.

Anyway, gotta sit here with a nice can of Diesel and watch how this unfolds...You can't love, machine. "I'm a Cast. I'm not meant to fall in love. I'm meant to fight so others don't have to."

You even agree.

[Para]

Whenever you're in trouble, it's always emergancy code rescue to me.

[Enforcer MKV]

You can't love, machine. "I'm a Cast. I'm not meant to fall in love. I'm meant to fight so others don't have to."

You even agree.

well if you'd wait for my story to develop you'd know there's a reason for that...

:V *spoilers*

Anyway, not the place to do this. *goes back to observing*

[gigawuts]

Hey baby, are you a darker's den? Because all I want to do is get inside you~

[BIG OLAF]

Hey baby, are you abducting? Because all I want to do is get inside your Den~

There we go.

[gigawuts]

I edited it but that's actually better.

[Skyly HUmar]

"Hey hottie, I know youre really a guy but ill nail ya for 200 bucks"

[Vintasticvin]

You can't love, machine. "I'm a Cast. I'm not meant to fall in love. I'm meant to fight so others don't have to."

You even agree.

Ooooo gotcha there Enny, got you there and Resanoca I too am a CAST and hoping to find a date to the upcoming Valentines Ball Missmalice is hosting... I'd hate to spend Valentines sad and alone yet again :l

[gigawuts]

Hey babe, ever want to find out what Data meant by "Fully functional?"

[Vintasticvin]

Hey babe, ever want to find out what Data meant by "Fully functional?"

*Shly Blushes and smiles* Fufufufu ohhhhh giga...

[NoiseHERO]

Ayye gurl u lookin like a 10* weapon rite now I wanna grind with you till we only at +2 just me and you on the dance floor, woo!

[gigawuts]

Hey En dude, ever try to equip two torsos at once? Let's see if we can get them to connect~

[Enforcer MKV]

"Not meant to" doesn't mean "can't"

*sigh*...


Hey En dude, ever try to equip two torsos at once? Let's see if we can get them to connect~

no. :V

[Alucard V]

Something for the real ladies.
That a stack of meseta in your pocket or are you happy to see me.

[Bellion]

Come with me and I can be the Banther to your Banshee.
.....*Gets shot*

[Vintasticvin]

Come with me and I can be the Banther to your Banshee.
.....*Gets shot*

Dammit you got me all smiling shy too D: I need to get out of this thread but its too freaking funny the stuff thats being posted here

@Enforcer: =/ I think he's trying to steal you from Cornelia En.

But to be on topic "I'd like to run you like an exploration field"

[Resanoca]

well if you'd wait for my story to develop you'd know there's a reason for that...

:V *spoilers*

Anyway, not the place to do this. *goes back to observing*Wait for wut? I've never even read it. >: Also, being programmed to love doesn't count.

[lostinseganet]

*whistles* Emergency code valentine ♥

[Enforcer MKV]

Wait for wut? I've never even read it. >: Also, being programmed to love doesn't count.

I was kidding,

And...

...*shakes head* no, this isn't the place for this.

*Observation mode*

[Vintasticvin]

Wait for wut? I've never even read it. >: Also, being programmed to love doesn't count.

He has a Story in the Fan Works section of the forums he might have been human at one time *Smiles and bounces in place like an idiot*

[UnLucky]

Public Displays of Affection are Premium only

[gigawuts]

Oh babe, you're getting me all overheated and bothered. Why don't you give my primary heat sink a blow?

Hey babe, they say cast and caseal parts aren't compatible, but I bet if we try real hard we can make 'em fit.

Can I stick the USB jack in? Just to see how it interfaces?

[Vintasticvin]

Public Displays of Affection are Premium only

Mah pointy metal tail they arn't!

Dammit Giga you're making me wanna tackle you down and cuddle >_< All your wives or AHEM waifus will have to wait to get you back!!!

[Temprus]

I should probably keep a list of the things Rogue Synthetic has said to or about my newman for this topic. ^.^;

[Vintasticvin]

I should probably keep a list of the things Rogue Synthetic has said to or about my newman for this topic. ^.^;

:o Must not be very hot and steamy for you to oh who am I kidding of course its hot and steamy and makin my heatsink heating up just thinking about it O_O

[Temprus]

:o Must not be very hot and steamy for you to oh who am I kidding of course its hot and steamy and makin my heatsink heating up just thinking about it O_O

lol, well Rogue's just a goof.

[fires2dust]

Hilarious. xD

But when I try to think of pick-up lines all that comes to mind is Light throwing up vomit and Echo slamming a box of her homemade chocolates in Zeno's face... after he asks if she was showing him a new kind of projectile explosive.

[Vintasticvin]

lol, well Rogue's just a goof.

For the brief moment we spoke and his gabbing in team chat I could not agree with you more and I refuse to challenge you on that until further notice <3

[Temprus]

For the brief moment we spoke and his gabbing in team chat I could not agree with you more and I refuse to challenge you on that until further notice <3

lol. It does kinda make him the star of Lobby 20 though. ^.^

[Vintasticvin]

lol. It does kinda make him the star of Lobby 20 though. ^.^

:3 Well for the time I'm able to log in I'm hoping to become a star in Lobby 20 myself D:

[BIG OLAF]

lol. It does kinda make him the star of Lobby 20 though. ^.^

Not necessarily a good thing.

[Shadowth117]

lol. It does kinda make him the star of Lobby 20 though. ^.^

Pssh, everyone likes to think someone or another is the star of 20.

Just to stay on topic...

Hey babe, wanna check out my rod? Its got high level ability on it : P

[Titan]

I've got a Present for you.
Its my stick, my Umbra Stick.

You are driving my Psycho because I'm always looking for you.

Its easy to see how someone like me just Falz in love with someone like you.

[Caledonia]

"Mission over? Want to go back to my room for a coffee shifta drink?"

I'd like to make a cast-parts joke, but I see they've been done already -you even got a TNG reference in there.

[Resanoca]

Not necessarily a good thing.Considering the stuff he has said to random people in the lobby, it'd be more of an infamous star, really.

[ReaperTheAbsol]

Although we just met, you made my heart take a Heavenly Fall.

.-.

[SociableTyrannosaur]

Baby you must be account bound because every time I look at you all I see is 10 or higher

You be weak bullet and I'll be chain trigger, we'll break damage records til sun rise.

your stats are so high you make me wanna use protection every time I grind you

You must be an EQ because I never stop counting the minutes until I see you again.

How about you come here and I let you play with my windy shaft?

The RNG blessed me when it brought you and I together.

Girl if it was you behind that counter I'd let you take my sword down to 0 all night!

I didn't even know "your one and only" was a class, but you sure nailed that skill tree.

How about you set those two units to "visible" and cuddle up real close over here?

I have a light element wand, come here so you can see the white burst when I tap that ass with it.

[Cyron Tanryoku]

I don't know what this thread is, but I'm afraid

[LK1721]

Oh man, some of these are great, does anyone mind if I use some of their lines and put them into PSO2 theme-y Valentine's cards?

[Enforcer MKV]

You must be an EQ because I never stop counting the minutes until I see you again.



This one is actually really sweet, I thought. I really like this one.

[BIG OLAF]

This one is actually really sweet, I thought. I really like this one.

I know someone you can use it on. G'on. Do it.

[Rien]

I'm a caseal. You teach me how this works.

[Enforcer MKV]

I know someone you can use it on. G'on. Do it.

Wow, that was fast...*facepalm*

[Vintasticvin]

Pssh, everyone likes to think someone or another is the star of 20.

Just to stay on topic...

Hey babe, wanna check out my rod? Its got high level ability on it : P


I've got a Present for you.
Its my stick, my Umbra Stick.

You are driving my Psycho because I'm always looking for you.

Its easy to see how someone like me just Falz in love with someone like you.


Although we just met, you made my heart take a Heavenly Fall.

.-.


Baby you must be account bound because every time I look at you all I see is 10 or higher

You be weak bullet and I'll be chain trigger, we'll break damage records til sun rise.

your stats are so high you make me wanna use protection every time I grind you

You must be an EQ because I never stop counting the minutes until I see you again.

How about you come here and I let you play with my windy shaft?

The RNG blessed me when it brought you and I together.

Girl if it was you behind that counter I'd let you take my sword down to 0 all night!

I didn't even know "your one and only" was a class, but you sure nailed that skill tree.

How about you set those two units to "visible" and cuddle up real close over here?

I have a light element wand, come here so you can see the white burst when I tap that ass with it.

Shadowth117, Titan, ReaperTheAbsol you all made me feeling so full of fluff my defenses took a severe drop, as for YOU SociableTyrannosaur some of the stuff had me grinning and some of it had me wanting to slap you with my gunblade.

Big "Blue" Olaf: My thought exactly and for his sake lets hope she doesn't scrap him after saying that to her. :(

[ReaperTheAbsol]

Every time I see your face I can't help but get a Rising Edge.
*Facepalm*

[SociableTyrannosaur]

Shadowth117, Titan, ReaperTheAbsol you all made me feeling so full of fluff my defenses took a severe drop, as for YOU SociableTyrannosaur some of the stuff had me grinning and some of it had me wanting to slap you with my gunblade.

Big "Blue" Olaf: My thought exactly and for his sake lets hope she doesn't scrap him after saying that to her. :(


Well they can't all be gold


Oh man, some of these are great, does anyone mind if I use some of their lines and put them into PSO2 theme-y Valentine's cards?

which ones?

[Rien]

Someone should propose with a Meseta Ring.

[LK1721]

which ones?
So far?


"You're like a red box. Whenever I see you, my heart skips a beat."
"Have you leveled your Weak Bullet? Because you make my defense drop."

"You must be an EQ, because I never stop counting the minutes until I see you again"

"Although we just met, you made my heart take a Heavenly Fall."

"It's easy to see how someone like me just Falz in love with you."
Some of these I'll have to think for a bit before I can come up with art for, though.

Also, one of my teammates (not on PSO-W) came up with one:
"Did you cast Zondeel? Because I was drawn right to you."

[Vintasticvin]

[QUOTE=SociableTyrannosaur;2914483]Well they can't all be gold



True and I'll give you credit for making me feel flustery ^.^

[Daiyousei]

If a Newman and a Human got together....still a better love story than Twilight

[ReaperTheAbsol]

Did you just show me your Warcry 'cause you've caught my attention.

Meh. Don't know how I feel about this one.

[yunamon]

You should auto-word all those lines and see how hilarious it looks when we go MPA... XDc

[Shadowth117]

If a Dewman and a Human got together....still a better love story than Twilight

Fixed. We really do need them in the game already though. Their stats ARE there... they just sit unused because they don't want to release that race yet >.>

@Vintasticvin: Haha, np. I may put up more later if I get bored... who am I kidding, I'm always pretty bored without PSO2 to play lately.

Edit: By the way, I am dissapoint at the lack of "digg" jokes.

[yunamon]

I'm a caseal. You teach me how this works.

Plug USB into your port? Shato_Face.jpg

[SociableTyrannosaur]

So far?





Some of these I'll have to think for a bit before I can come up with art for, though.

Also, one of my teammates (not on PSO-W) came up with one:
"Did you cast Zondeel? Because I was drawn right to you."

THAT WAS GOING TO BE THE LINE I USED TO PROPOSE!!!

...no, use it but shoot a man a little credit >=|

[LK1721]

THAT WAS GOING TO BE THE LINE I USED TO PROPOSE!!!

...no, use it but shoot a man a little credit >=|

Oh, I totally will. Everyone will be getting credit for their lovely pick-up lines. XD

[gigawuts]

Hey babe, wanna rub my rabbit? :*

[SociableTyrannosaur]

I'm a caseal. You teach me how this works.

Open your front universal interface port and prepare to receive a massive data stream!

[Seravi Edalborez]

Are we on Floating Continent? When I see you I can't get my head out of the clouds.

(Something something Zero Range Advance something)

...I'm better at doing Falz hand puns.

[ReaperTheAbsol]

Oh, I totally will. Everyone will be getting credit for their lovely pick-up lines. XD

I'm glad you liked my first. Will I be able to see the line on a card sometime in the future? :D

[LK1721]

I'm glad you liked my first. Will I be able to see the line on a card sometime in the future? :D
It was adorable~ And probably sometime around Valentine's day once I get drawing!

[bardiche]

I never cared to get a Premium ticket before but... now I don't think 90 days is going to be enough time to trade away all these feelings I have for you.

...pfffthah- crap I can't laugh, it's just embarrassing instead of amusing.

[SociableTyrannosaur]

Are we on Floating Continent? When I see you I can't get my head out of the clouds.

(Something something Zero Range Advance something)

...I'm better at doing Falz hand puns.

Something about falz double fisting that poor fonewearl next to you? for shame. That tiny frame isn't built for such massive digits.

And as an early attempt:

I have 10 points in zero range advance, why don't you come here and let me do some damage?

[Vintasticvin]

I never cared to get a Premium ticket before but... now I don't think 90 days is going to be enough time to trade away all these feelings I have for you.

...pfffthah- crap I can't laugh, it's just embarrassing instead of amusing.

Aww that was sooo sweet :D I feel the same way about you too Bardiche.

[Galax]

You sure you don't come standard with Freeze V? I'm pretty sure I won't be moving for a while after seeing you.

If you're easily 'excitable' you'll get this one.

[Enforcer MKV]

playing off the elements theme.

Do you have Panic V? I get all "Light" headed around you.

[Vintasticvin]

playing off the elements theme.

Do you have Panic V? I get all "Light" headed around you.

This is so me me throughout this thread V.V;

[Harrison12]

lol the grinder one has me rolling nice one

[krayaselius]

i think this is gonna be a flop, let's start with this:

-All the fights with RNG were worth it, I've finally found the thing i wanted, and I'm looking right at it.
-You know what was the best thing about this MPA? Not the drops, but meeting you.
-Could I add you into my friend's list? I want to be your friend partner... forever.

*wince* I tried ;w;

[Shadowth117]

Figured I'd try some more so...

Well, I'd friend you, but I was hoping we could go further. :3
Are you sure you're not glitched? I could swear your rarity wasn't released yet. ;P
You know, I thought I had a Wand, but when I saw you I went Psycho and saw a rod. :P

!!Warning!! Extreme lameness below \/\/\/
You're not Asuna are you? Because I just might be Kirito *shot for being 9000th Kirito in block 20*

[Vintasticvin]

i think this is gonna be a flop, let's start with this:

-All the fights with RNG were worth it, I've finally found the thing i wanted, and I'm looking right at it.
-You know what was the best thing about this MPA? Not the drops, but meeting you.
-Could I add you into my friend's list? I want to be your friend partner... forever.

*wince* I tried ;w;

Aww krayaselius numbers one and two were so sweet and touching :D If you had said those to my caseal she'd probably hug and kiss you. And would overlook three even though she should slap you with her gunblade. :P


Figured I'd try some more so...

Well, I'd friend you, but I was hoping we could go further. :3
Are you sure you're not glitched? I could swear your rarity wasn't released yet. ;P
You know, I thought I had a Wand, but when I saw you I went Psycho and saw a rod. :P

!!Warning!! Extreme lameness below \/\/\/
You're not Asuna are you? Because I just might be Kirito *shot for being 9000th Kirito in block 20*

Shadowth. You, me in my team room NAO!!!!

You're not Asuna are you? Because I just might be your Kirito *Chainsawd for being 9000th Kirito in block 20 and hacks up the other Kiritos and Asunas for the lolz*

[blace]

I don't know what came across my mind for this, well this is all about the puns if anything:
[spoiler-box]http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/13lace/PSO2/CheesyassPSO2pickuplineforPSOW_zpsf57220be.png[/spoiler-box]

And I'm done with the thread.

/thread

[krayaselius]

@vin: If i ever sea your casel, i shall say those :3 (except for no.3)

@blace: i would tap that. I shall hunt thee. A__A

[blace]

i would tap that. I shall hunt thee. A__A
She wears metal lingerie every other time, except for that moment.

I'm kinda surprised no one took advantage of the Valentine decorations or any kind of screenshot for the pick up lines.

[Ezodagrom]

Fun topic.

I guess I'll try one...just this time... o-o;;

"Do you have Flame Mastery? You just lit a Foie in my heart."
o/////o;

And now off to sleep, which is what I should have been doing hours ago... ._.;

[Sparzyle]

My chance D;

Hey bbygurl, wanna go to the lobbeh it?

[Shadowth117]

Aww krayaselius numbers one and two were so sweet and touching :D If you had said those to my caseal she'd probably hug and kiss you. And would overlook three even though she should slap you with her gunblade. :P



Shadowth. You, me in my team room NAO!!!!

You're not Asuna are you? Because I just might be your Kirito *Chainsawd for being 9000th Kirito in block 20 and hacks up the other Kiritos and Asunas for the lolz*

xD Sure, Why not? As soon as I can actually play again anyway. I'm still waiting on my laptop gets back from repairs (essentially I hate the company it came from now ><), but I might play on a friend's computer tomorrow. Player ID is my PSOW name, character is Neobackpack so friend that and if you're on when I play we can meet up. :-D

And just because...
You may be a caseal, but you must have been made by god.
...
okay that one was pretty bad lol.

[SociableTyrannosaur]

My angel off the assembly line.

[krayaselius]

She wears metal lingerie every other time, except for that moment.

I'm kinda surprised no one took advantage of the Valentine decorations or any kind of screenshot for the pick up lines.

@_@"
i'm not that creative ;w;

btw, a metal lingerie is fine too.

Oh, btw, new line:

-I realise what was missing in my set... You.

[blace]

I don't know what came across my mind for this, well this is all about the puns if anything:
[spoiler-box]http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/13lace/PSO2/CheesyassPSO2pickuplineforPSOW_zpsf57220be.png[/spoiler-box]

And I'm done with the thread.

/thread
Quoting myself because I can. Creativity pls kthx

[Vintasticvin]

@vin: If i ever sea your caseal, i shall say those :3 (except for no.3)

@blace: i would tap that. I shall hunt thee. A__A

@_@"
i'm not that creative ;w;

btw, a metal lingerie is fine too.

Oh, I have new line:

-I realise what was missing in my set... You.

x>_<x Dangit that new line of yours got me a bit red and blushy and ohh baybeh don't be shy when you spank me^^; :P I look forward being found by you IF you're in ship 2 if not x^.^x tis okay We probably were not meant to have met in game for fates divine reasons x^_^x You can go ahead and say number three if you want I won't mind helping you get FUN points NO NOT THOSE KIND YOU PERV!!!


xD Sure, Why not? As soon as I can actually play again anyway. I'm still waiting on my laptop gets back from repairs (essentially I hate the company it came from now ><), but I might play on a friend's computer tomorrow. Player ID is my PSOW name, character is Neobackpack so friend that and if you're on when I play we can meet up. :-D

And just because...
You may be a caseal, but you must have been made by a god.
...
okay that one was pretty bad lol.

D: I wasn't really serious about having alone time with you but um uhhh okay sounds nice and I'm looking forward to meeting you in game! No Your new line wasn't bad at all it has me wanting to hug and tell you how much I'm feeling loved!


She wears metal lingerie every other time, except for that moment.

I'm kinda surprised no one took advantage of the Valentine decorations or any kind of screenshot for the pick up lines.

B-Blaaaace whaddya mean except that moment are you secretly stalking me? Not that I don't mind you following me fromt he shadows. As for the lines they were made up in this thread and we, they got carried away also had never thought of posting in the valentines lobby,


My angel off the assembly line.

Gaaaaah *On the verge of mind blowing up from all the soft fuzzy feelings*

[blace]

B-Blaaaace whaddya mean except that moment are you secretly stalking me? Not that I don't mind you following me fromt he shadows. As for the lines they were made up in this thread and we, they got carried away also had never thought of posting in the valentines lobby,

Caseal nurses turn you on? I don't even...

[Vintasticvin]

Caseal nurses turn you on? I don't even...

Nnnnnnoooo Caseal nurses doesn't get me going I was asking about that thing when you mentioned bout my Cassy's lingerie cept for that one time.

[blace]

Wait, what? I don't recall talking about metal lingerie.

[blace]

I was referring to how my caseal is normally dressed, remember my thread about how others came up with their looks? I had a screenshot of my caseal in the OP, and you can definitely see it looks like lingerie.

[Vintasticvin]

She wears metal lingerie every other time, except for that moment.

I'm kinda surprised no one took advantage of the Valentine decorations or any kind of screenshot for the pick up lines.


I was referring to how my caseal is normally dressed, remember my thread about how others came up with their looks? I had a screenshot of my caseal in the OP, and you can definitely see it looks like lingerie.

Ohhhh okay again I'm sorry about the misunderstanding on my part eh heh ^^;

[yoshiblue]

Grind with me and the rares we'll see will make you jump for glee.

Back to my day job I go.

[Vintasticvin]

Grind with me and the rares we'll see will make you jump for glee.

Back to my day job I go.

*hops happily and pounces at you*

[Darki]

"Gurl u'r liek my Sword Gear, you charge my Risin' Edge in less than 5 secs!!"

*hides under a rock*

[Shadowth117]

D: I wasn't really serious about having alone time with you but um uhhh okay sounds nice and I'm looking forward to meeting you in game! No Your new line wasn't bad at all it has me wanting to hug and tell you how much I'm feeling


Whoa there! xD I didn't know having a friendly chat was alone time, but alrighty lol. I'm just having fun with this like everyone else, heh.

[Vintasticvin]

Whoa there! xD I didn't know having a friendly chat was alone time, but alrighty lol. I'm just having fun with this like everyone else, heh.

Same here just having fun with this and hoping things don't get out of hand (like they usually do)

[Meji]

Whoa, I go to sleep and wake up to the most epic thread ever.


Don't worry baby, I've got an Additional Bullet loaded.

[Stormwalker]

I'm ashamed of myself for even thinking of this, much less posting it, but here goes...

So... how many rare boosters is it going to take to make your panties drop?

[yunamon]

Whoa, I go to sleep and wake up to the most epic thread ever.


Don't worry baby, I've got an Additional Bullet loaded.


Guhehehe huehuehue duhuhu!

[Meji]

If PSO2 ever gets a marriage-function, this will be my propose line (together with the all-famous Meseta Ring):



Can we get soulbound together? Because I never wanna trade you with anyone.

[Daiyousei]

a ring made of meseta topped off with a red box would make a nice proposal.

[Ce'Nedra]

If PSO2 ever gets a marriage-function, this will be my propose line (together with the all-famous Meseta Ring):



Can we get soulbound together? Because I never wanna trade you with anyone.

This game needs marriage and shared storage function like SAO ;-; Then again to much trolls that would go like: *marries to Meji, steals all his rares and then divorces*

This topic is fun, some are nice but alot of lame ones too D;

[Vintasticvin]

This game needs marriage and shared storage function like SAO ;-; Then again to much trolls that would go like: *marries to Meji, steals all his rares and then divorces*

This topic is fun, some are nice but alot of lame ones too D;

Lame like yer face! :P Jus kiding.

[Caledonia]

This game needs marriage and shared storage function like SAO ;-; Then again to much trolls that would go like: *marries to Meji, steals all his rares and then divorces*

Just unlimited trading with your "spouse" would make it worthwhile. Buuuuuut I can already see this tangent derailing us so;


"Emergency Code: Heart Attack! I need the kiss of life, you've stopped my heart!"

yeah that was awful... and now, more awful, in the form of rhyme!

"Rare boxes are red
without them I'm blue
but, I'll search forever I said
and give them all to you."

[krayaselius]

"Would you be willing to be like what echo/zeno is to zeno/echo?"

[ReaperTheAbsol]

Did an Emergency Code trigger 'cause you've "Captured" my heart.

[Railkune]

This thread is just... xD
You all are ridiculous lol.

[Shadowth117]

This thread is just... xD
You all are ridiculous lol.

Using the power of boredom for the lulz results in silly things.

[ttdestroy]

100% element weakness effect if you can find someone of the opposite sex to use these on.

"Can I spend my FUN points on you?"

:( Yes terrible...

[krayaselius]

-The reason I am smiling now isn;t because i got my rare to +10, neither is it because i got a rare. its because i found the greatest treasure of all.. and its right in front of me.

I think its getting mushier =/

[Daiyousei]

You are so rare because you are one of a kind, there is no other rarity like you, and you dropped especially for me.

[Skyly HUmar]

"youre just like my tsumikiri, slim, sexy, hard to get, and ill grind you 50 times the moment I unseal you."

[eclipsezero]

You make my 'targeting systems' go haywire!
haha geddit?
Anyone?
...I will show myself out >>

[Darki]

...I will shoot myself out >>

Fix'd <_<

[Jakosifer]

This game needs marriage and shared storage function like SAO

RIP CE'NODRA

[Railkune]

"youre just like my tsumikiri, slim, sexy, hard to get, and ill grind you 50 times the moment I unseal you."

I lol'd. Gosh dang it. xD

[Stormwalker]

This game needs marriage and shared storage function like SAO ;-; Then again to much trolls that would go like: *marries to Meji, steals all his rares and then divorces*

This topic is fun, some are nice but alot of lame ones too D;

I was assuming most of the lame ones were lame on purpose and that was part of the fun. My contribution at least is certainly not something I would recommend saying to a lady...

[gigawuts]

Hey baby, ever seen a tongue use deadly archer?

[KaffeKane]

Whoa, I go to sleep and wake up to the most epic thread ever.


http://memecrunch.com/meme/ENHI/zapp-s-pickup-book/image.png

O hai there.

EDIT: I forgot to add one of my own.

http://memecrunch.com/meme/ENIN/zpb-page-5/image.png

[Skye-Fox713]

-Your the Ammunition to my Vita Beam, lets head back to my room and fit your magazine into my lower receiver.

-Is that a Fire Arms in your pants or are you happy to see me?

-I don't care that your a cast, if you got the right part we could go all night long.

Those are the first one's that I could come up with.

[Galax]

Would you like to meet my Demolition Comet?

EDIT: I've got a rifle, wanna see my Homing Emission?

[gigawuts]

I could be your bot, you could be my girl~

[Gama]

If you ever faint, id moon you until i'm out.


:p

[yunamon]

I don't know what came across my mind for this, well this is all about the puns if anything:
[spoiler-box]http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/13lace/PSO2/CheesyassPSO2pickuplineforPSOW_zpsf57220be.png[/spoiler-box]

And I'm done with the thread.

/thread

Sprained my ankle just now, and this came from my tweet TL:

How far can people go for a private St-Valentine Nurse (u_u) RT @yunamon: Auuuuu. Sprained my ankle... (https://twitter.com/TaSandro/statuses/297143187389169664)

> Shato_Face.jpg

[Chik'Tikka]

old one from my PSU days i saw spammed for awhile, "Are you a weapon? because when i grind you my PP goes up" +^_^+ so adolescent+^_^+ if i remember any more I'll post them+^_^+

[SociableTyrannosaur]

PSU ones...hmmm...


"If I give you the materials will you synth my kids?"

[blace]

Sprained my ankle just now, and this came from my tweet TL:

How far can people go for a private St-Valentine Nurse (u_u) RT @yunamon: Auuuuu. Sprained my ankle... (https://twitter.com/TaSandro/statuses/297143187389169664)

> Shato_Face.jpg

You sprained your ankle for some time with the pink caseal nurse?

[Bellion]

Ah, PSU.
Baby, I'm ready to give you my SEED Express.

[SociableTyrannosaur]

Or:

C'mere baby, it's time for you to ride the SEED express

[FO-RA-HUnightv]

One thing is this is a world where women fight in almost no clothing many times.

You could probably walk up to two girls in this universe and say.

"Hey ladies, I am low on health, I need to tri-mate."

[MissMalice]

[SPOILER-BOX]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa1.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa2.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa3.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa4.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa5.png[/SPOILER-BOX]

Lisa-chan getting all the bitches tonight.

[ReaperTheAbsol]

[SPOILER-BOX]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa1.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa2.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa3.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa4.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa5.png[/SPOILER-BOX]

Lisa-chan getting all the bitches tonight.

I love what you did there.

[yunamon]

[spoiler-box]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa1.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa2.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa3.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa4.png
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/pso2-lisa5.png[/spoiler-box]

Lisa-chan getting all the bitches tonight.

Uhuhuhu huhuhu!

[yunamon]

You sprained your ankle for some time with the pink caseal nurse?

Why not? I'm a Caseal too we have compatible Parts Guhehehe~

[Dr.No]

Might as well try my hand at it.

You're the Hot Koffee for the COs into your heart!
I'm a Cast Force...of Love!
Check my bucket, it has a bucket full of chocolates with your name on it!
No IP Ban will keep us apart.

[BIG OLAF]

Mmm, girl, you're my Phantasy, you're my Star.

*crickets*

[Vintasticvin]

[SPOILER-BOX]

Lisa-chan getting all the bitches tonight.

Classic, I love them all. So sick and deranged but what could we expect from Lisa? Her being a sick deranged *itch :P

[Punisher106]

Mmm, girl, I'll show you why they call me Big Varder. ;o

[MissMalice]

Its only because she loves you so much!

[SPOILER-BOX]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/scary-lisa.png[/SPOILER-BOX]

[gigawuts]

PSU ones...hmmm...


"If I give you the materials will you synth my kids?"

99% chance of success

4 attempts

miscarriages across the board

dat rng

I'm going to hell

[ShinMaruku]

Its only because she loves you so much!

[SPOILER-BOX]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/ryokai_spacepirate/funny%20pictures/scary-lisa.png[/SPOILER-BOX]
Dante has a answer for that:
[spoiler-box]http://www.abload.de/img/0174_25758.gif[/spoiler-box]

[SociableTyrannosaur]

99% chance of success

4 attempts

miscarriages across the board

dat rng

I'm going to hell


Failures still result in okiku dolls O_O

[Noblewine]

Failures still result in okiku dolls O_O

LULZ


This thread is full of win! =0

Hey baby, you, me at the forest I hear the jungle fever is back in style.

[Galax]

Oh, on the topic of PSU ones, did everyone forget?

"Rub your Pannon Jelly on my Kubara Wood."

[Meji]

Kubara WoodIt was bound to happen.

[Ce'Nedra]

Oh, on the topic of PSU ones, did everyone forget?

"Rub your Pannon Jelly on my Kubara Wood."

Pannon Jellic* gotta stay in Kubara Wood stylic :)

[SallySalSal]

These all sound kinky~

[Ce'Nedra]

These all sound kinky~

What was taking you so long lol

[Galax]

It was bound to happen.

Only because someone brought up PSU.

'Do you want to see my Love Inferno?'

[Cry0]

Baby, you make my tarunada unfold ;)

[Enforcer MKV]

Baby, you make my tarunada unfold ;)

Okay, this one is good; that made me laugh in a "That's painfully hilarious to think about" kind of way. :lol:

[gigawuts]

Okay, this one is good; that made me laugh in a "That's painfully hilarious to think about" kind of way. :lol:

Casts have barbed shlongs :wacko:

[Enforcer MKV]

Casts have barbed shlongs :wacko:

They don't even come standard in the firs-

NO. JUST STOP. WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THIS.

[Noblewine]

When I look at you I feel like I was shot by cupid arrow. Oh wait... a rappy is biting my ankles nevermind.

[SociableTyrannosaur]

I just checked my matter board and your panties are my next objective

[Blackheart521]

I know this awesome place we can dance... it's called Block 20.

[krayaselius]

are you on a emergency code capture? Because I believe you just captured me.

[SociableTyrannosaur]

Girl you're every man's phantasy.



See what I did there?

[NoiseHERO]

Girl you're every man's phantasy.



See what I did there?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShiKVmNnp9w

[Sparzyle]

Best way of pick up ever?
[SPOILER-BOX]Phantasy Art Online
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/rudehi/pso20130201_172357_004.jpg[/SPOILER-BOX]

[Ce'Nedra]

Best way of pick up ever?
[SPOILER-BOX]Phantasy Art Online
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/rudehi/pso20130201_172357_004.jpg[/SPOILER-BOX]

I support this.

[fatelinka]

I would actually try these if I had the permission to...that and if I could actually play PSO2.

[Noblewine]

I shaved my pubic hairs to look like a rappy from PSZ do you want to pet it?

[Shirai]

I shaved my pubic hairs to look like a rappy from PSZ do you want to pet it?

o_O

no offense dude,

but thats one gross pick-up line

[gigawuts]

Hey baby, how about coming to my place in the next 30 minutes? I'm using a 50% Panty Droprate Booster, and I'm feeling pretty lucky~

Nothing happens, droprate still 1/20k up from 1/30k

[Enforcer MKV]

Hey, baby, I see you have Ride Slasher. Need a good sword to ride? ;D

....Okay, I'm done. *throws self out window*

[Tcrusader51]

Sorry to bother you. I was on my way to finish my mission when I couldn't help to pick up an emergency: code distraction when I looked upon you.


Someone probably made something like this already though..

[SociableTyrannosaur]

BEDROOM TALK AHOY!!

Mission accepted, dropship over target area. Ready for insertion.

[Rien]

Hey, baby, I see you have Ride Slasher. Need a good sword to ride? ;D

....Okay, I'm done. *throws self out window*

The worst part is I'm actually searching for a sword I can use Ride Slasher with.

(And just a sword in general)

[SociableTyrannosaur]

...sounds like this conversation needs to move to player matchup!

[Enforcer MKV]

The worst part is I'm actually searching for a sword I can use Ride Slasher with.

(And just a sword in general)

Well, dayumn! XD Personally, I like L. Aristin. Dunno how expensive they are right now, though.


...sounds like this conversation needs to move to player matchup!

NO!

[Meji]

Girll, are you a 630? Because my brain always disconnects when I see you.

[KaffeKane]

Girll, are you a 630? Because my brain always disconnects when I see you.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I HATE MAH INTERWEBZ!!!

[Cyron Tanryoku]

I'm a 630 and I'm offended, Meji

[Coatl]

Between you and me, cutie, there should be zero distance.

[ttdestroy]

...sounds like this conversation needs to move to player matchup!

That won't end well.

[Jim]

Babe, you make my heart Gobooma. What do you say we grab a couple of Shifta drinks and hang out at my place in the buff?

Use this line at a bar = BURST FINISH! :yes:

[Noblewine]

When I look into your eyes I get a weird feeling so my mag wants to release a photon blast.

[Meji]

How about:
- "I'm almost there, let's Photon Blast together!"

/shoots self


I'm a 630 and I'm honored, Meji
Fix'd

[GtSaiyaMan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/meijerem/pso2pickup2.png
With Valentines Day just around the corner, I figured I'd make a thread for all you lonely souls out there filled with awesome PSO2 pickup lines.


Here's a few I came up with.
You're like a red box. Whenever I see you, my heart skips a beat.
Girl, if you had a Client Order, I'd do it for sure.
Have you leveled your Weak Bullet? Because you make my defense drop.
Did you affix your weapon with Shock IV? Because you're absolutely stunning.
I've got some units that needs grinding. Care to help me?

Share your awesome quotes with the others, and we might trigger a Love Burst!

Note: success rate of these Pickup Lines are very low. Make sure to use a Protector, or pray to the RNG gods.
[SPOILER-BOX][/SPOILER-BOX]


...best..pickup lines...EVAR!!

[Reven]

Let's see how many times I can get slapped.

I see your vag is hungry... how about I feed it my sword. Wait, did I say Vag? Slip of the tongue, I meant Mag... or did I?

I may look like a sweet Caseal but I'm just hiding my huge unit, wanna see?

[gigawuts]

dude, ow

swords are sharp

[Noblewine]

How about:
- "I'm almost there, let's Photon Blast together!"

ROFL Nice one.

How baby do you want to meet my friend, her name is vivienne. Lets get re-acquainted.

[Meji]

Valentine's day is just around the corner, so bumping up the thread for great justice.

Girl, you're like an Advanced Quest. I can't wait to play with you over and over.

[Blackheart521]

Valentine's day is just around the corner, so bumping up the thread for great justice.

Girl, you're like an Advanced Quest. I can't wait to pay for you over and over.

Fixed ^^;

[gigawuts]

Ahahahahaha, right when I thought I read the best post of the thread, Blackheart made it even better.

Oh god, that's quality.

[blace]

Sounds like a cheap pick up line at a strip club.

[Blackheart521]

Sounds like a cheap pick up line at a strip club.

Nothing is cheap at a strip club ^^;

[blace]

Just the context of it all was what I meant.