Your PSO 2 Conspiracy Theories

[krayaselius]

Ditto le thread title.

Did you have a weird theory about PSO 2? Dying to share? Just share it here! A_A

anyway i'll get the ball rolling:

1) Dudu is the Final boss for PSO 2.
2) The ships that crash have been grinded or made by Dudu.

[BIG OLAF]

DARK FALZ HAS LIKE 100 ILLUMINATI SYMBOLS ON HIM OMG

[Xaeris]

A friend of mine and I have been working on this one for a while now. You know Hilda, the blonde navigator? Blond hair, kind of a bitch? We suspect she's skimming "minerals" off the top from Code Collects on Lilipa. Consider the facts. The "minerals" are which blocks that break into sparkly white dust. Hilda's the only navigator who ever does that code. She always seems impatient with you while doing the code, as if she's jonesing for a fix. Her cheeks are always rosy red, as if she's been snorting something. And just recently, all the navigators' hair have been blowing in their cut ins. Clearly, Hilda had an air duct installed to cover up the evidence.

That's right. Rare minerals are crack.

[Syklo]

Dudu created the Darker Den.

Hence the chances

[blace]

That's right. Rare minerals are crack.

Ha, I had a good laugh at this one, but I'm not doubting it.

[Crysteon]

Oh well...here's a few of them.

1) All japanese people are aware of a massive plan about failing Avoid codes on purpose once a gaijin enters a MPA. Once this happens, their main goal focuses on trolling gaijins and draw them away from the map.

2) So far we know about 4 Dark Falz entities (Elder, Double, Apprentice and Persona), but there is actually a fifth...and that is among us, as someone we name Dodo. His true identity is Grinder and plays an important part of awakening the ultimate form of Dark Falz.

3) There is a hidden -500% modifier automatically applied to anyone whose IP comes outside of Japan.

4) Hilda is actually the reincarnation of a megalomaniac religious woman who wishes to be worshipped as a goddess of fortune and joy This is actually a reference for another game, directly related to her voice actor who voiced an infamous female villain of a sequel from certain classic RPG made by Namco. A cookie for the person who guesses who I'm talking about o/

That's all I can think about atm : pokerface:

[ArcaneTechs]

DARK FALZ HAS LIKE 100 ILLUMINATI SYMBOLS ON HIM OMG

Ty Olaf, I thought I was the only one that saw this

[Xaeris]

Elraine from Tales of Destiny 2. Cookie plx.

[Crysteon]

Elraine from Tales of Destiny 2. Cookie plx.

Awwwww ;_;

http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Forgiven.+Have+a+cookie~+_846be061a4b1f1985195b8d4 34e51364.jpg

[ReaperTheAbsol]

1) All japanese people are aware of a massive plan about failing Avoid codes on purpose once a gaijin enters a MPA. Once this happens, their main goal focuses on trolling gaijins and draw them away from the map.

I wouldn't doubt this one at all. I sometimes wonder about Capture codes as well since a lot of the MPAs I ended up in resulted in many, many capture failures.

[blace]

I wouldn't doubt this one at all. I sometimes wonder about Capture codes as well since a lot of the MPAs I ended up in resulted in many, many capture failures.

Guess it's not me then, this is the first thing I see around midway through area 2. You see people attempting to lure the tatget then kill it, or use up the capture device.

[Seravi Edalborez]

-Dudu is piloting Big/King Vardha (aka, Big Dudu / King Dudu)
-Dudu is secretly Dark Falz Elder
-Dudu is actually the head of ARKS and just messes with grinding to ease his boredom
-Lisa is the most sane person on the ship
-Ohza is secretly a Force (his PB is Cetus Imera!)

[Crystal_Shard]

The whole Arks vs Darkers conflict is a cover-up for Doodoo's campaign of genocide against the Rappies for all of their grinders.

[EvilMag]

The Arks really want you dead and could care less about you.

[ArcaneTechs]

throwing my 2 cents in:

This whole storyline and Darkers thing is gonna lead up to the resurrection of Olga Flow once more, Angelous and Spiritous will be also making an appearance

[Sparzyle]

My theory is that Lilipa is actually Motavia and Big Vardha is the Landrover and we will eventually battle against Alis, Noah, Odin as clones which ones are actually dewmans (vampire-zombie newmans) and Myau got fused with the Motavians and then Lilipans were created, PSO2 EP3 The card game wait for it

[Chik'Tikka]

DuDu is a war profiteer+^_^+ The darkers 1st came in peace and DuDu was in charge of making them a gift, he saw his chance......

[Blackheart521]

Shion is Xeno and Echo's secret Lovechild... From the Future!

[gigawuts]

every cast is really just a loli in a scaled down gundam

[Hosaka]

every cast is really just a loli in a scaled down gundam

This is now canon for me.

[Rien]

every cast is really just a loli in a scaled down gundam

And the caseals?

[Sparzyle]

cyborg android females or lolidroids, everything must be female in this game

[Syklo]

everything must be female in this game
So Dudu's a girl?

Gettemhart is a girl?

FALZ ELDER IS A WOMAN!!?

DAT ASS.

[Angry_Ryudo]

In some uncertain future there will be a darker version of the Arks ships.

[Kion]

Arks are actually causing the darkers to appear, as photon weapons attract them. So Arks is actually some kind of apocalyptic cult trying to bring about the destruction of the universe.

[Caledonia]

Franka asks you to fetch Angis meat and berries and so on... but what she's actually feeding people is horseflesh!

[Angry_Ryudo]

Cressida is a darker.

[Alucard V]

Dark Falz is a being mant to end Civilizations. Destroying anything capable of Star-to-Star flight. Peventing a Galaxtic Empire. A.K.A. "The Ancient" of PSU/PSP witch the people of Coral (the ARKS) will one day become.

[Jim]

What if Sega of America's trolling us with the silence, and the NA version of the game is actually going to be better than the JP version? Complete with one-handed sabers that have block instead of a stupid gun!?
http://memecreator.eu/media/templates/160/conspiracy-keanu.jpg

[Angry_Ryudo]

Xie is a gogo in some Arks disco, Getemhalt was rejected by her and that's why he's angry alllll the time.

[krayaselius]

grinders are actually made of darker poop, and dudu makes them from darker dens, and oru weapons are made from darker energy...

[Angry_Ryudo]

What if +50% rare drop items were placebos?

[gigawuts]

And the caseals?

What would a futuristic japanese game be without sexbots?

I mean come on, who hasn't seen GITS.

[Galax]

Doodoo's entire family is actually at a hospital. They all got severley injured during a Darker attack and are on the verge of death. The medical treatment to save all of them costs bazillions of meseta, so Doodoo decided to open up a grinding shop and earn the needed money to save his grandparents, his mother, father, little sister and his dog Bubu.
Every night he gets nightmares of his family members dying and also of all the people he fucks over. He's constantly plagued by a deep feeling of guilt, but he simply has no other choice.

"My fate is sealed. I have no other choice."

Ontopic:

I got nothing.

[Kilich]

Sega didn't post the second half of the roadmap for 2013, because they want to introduce PvP and Korean localization in autumn.

[Crystal_Shard]

Lilipa is rather yellow in colour. Rappies are yellow.
Rappies aren't attacked at all by mechs. Lilipans regularly get themselves harrassed and/or blown up by rogue Gilnas
Rappies run the Big and King Vardhas


CONSPIRACY! The Rappies are the real owners of Lilipa!

[Rien]

What would a futuristic japanese game be without sexbots?

I mean come on, who hasn't seen GITS.

I haven't seen GITS.

That aside, here's mine:
Matoi is the female [Apprentice] girl in the post-elder kill event field thing.

[Lumpen Thingy]

caseals get all the drops I am proof of this

[Bellion]

CONSPIRACY! The Rappies are the real owners of Lilipa!
[SPOILER-BOX]
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4885/pso20130201144718000.jpg[/SPOILER-BOX]
Confirmed.

[Crystal_Shard]

[SPOILER-BOX]
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4885/pso20130201144718000.jpg[/SPOILER-BOX]
Confirmed.

Love Rappies are the engineers building the mechs? WHO KNEW.

GET ITS PINK HINEY

[Punisher106]

Naberius has Nab Rappies, which look exactly like Rag Rappies. Lillipa's desert looks straaaaaaaangely familiar, and the machines in the underground tunnel share very similar attributes with other robots in the series. Include that Amduscia's volcanic cave, well, that can ring a few bells, too, with its boss being the Vol Dragon.

What if Lillipa, Naberius, and Amduscia are really Ragol, but millenia later? The original planet split up into three planets, and they had time to develop? The robots were improved, The dragon from the forest in Ragol went to the caves and developed more things, and maybe Vol Opt was upgraded to be Big Varder? The desert on Lillipa looks JUST LIKE most of Episode 4 in PSOBB!

[Angry_Ryudo]

Naberius has Nab Rappies, which look exactly like Rag Rappies. Lillipa's desert looks straaaaaaaangely familiar, and the machines in the underground tunnel share very similar attributes with other robots in the series. Include that Amduscia's volcanic cave, well, that can ring a few bells, too, with its boss being the Vol Dragon.

What if Lillipa, Naberius, and Amduscia are really Ragol, but millenia later? The original planet split up into three planets, and they had time to develop? The robots were improved, The dragon from the forest in Ragol went to the caves and developed more things, and maybe Vol Opt was upgraded to be Big Varder? The desert on Lillipa looks JUST LIKE most of Episode 4 in PSOBB!

That could connect with the meteor that (I think that) hit on Amduscia and created the islands of the FC area.

By the way, that meteor could have been Lavos or some other Phantasy Star saga dark entity.

[GtSaiyaMan]

Love Rappies are the engineers building the mechs? WHO KNEW.

GET ITS PINK HINEY

but wait...is that Santa...? lol!!

[Bellion]

but wait...is that Santa...? lol!!

Yes, I am friends with Santa. :D

[Vintasticvin]

Focasts and Focaseals are actually cyberneticaly enhanced Human FOs?

[Scale of Judgment]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110223191518/phantasystar/images/3/3b/Seth.jpg
This is the image of Seth in Phantasy Star IV
http://www.pso2luna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pso2-dodo.jpg
This is a picture of doodoo.

[Sparzyle]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110223191518/phantasystar/images/3/3b/Seth.jpg
This is the image of Seth in Phantasy Star IV
http://www.pso2luna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pso2-dodo.jpg
This is a picture of doodoo.
So Seth/Dark Force changed his name and used the Dark secret power of mesetas to keep his age or even becoming younger D:?

[Anduril]

No, what this means is that Dark Force/Falz may not even need a host shell anymore and is beginning to manifest in the appearance of past hosts. Grinding and adding abilities to our weapons is in reality done by putting small bits of his essence into them, thus allowing him to disable them when he unleashes his ultimate plan!

[Kion]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110223191518/phantasystar/images/3/3b/Seth.jpg
This is the image of Seth in Phantasy Star IV
http://www.pso2luna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pso2-dodo.jpg
This is a picture of doodoo.

That's actually not so much of a mystery. Sega is re-using a lot of characters from old phantasy star games and remaking them as new characters. Barbra is barba ray from pso ver 2. And so on...

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z88/kion_01/nei_zpse2a878e1.png

[bardiche]

Persona is actually the PC's father and he wants you to join the Dark S- I mean Force.
Also, Apprentice is Afin's long lost twin sister and he's been looking for her all this time.

[MegaZoneXE]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110223191518/phantasystar/images/3/3b/Seth.jpg
This is the image of Seth in Phantasy Star IV
http://www.pso2luna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pso2-dodo.jpg
This is a picture of doodoo.


http://i.minus.com/jbrpw9jrvERosn.jpg (http://minus.com/lbrpw9jrvERosn) Big club + http://www.angelfire.com/dc/julap249/baddie/monest.jpg Monest =
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/int_alice/imgs/5/a/5a3812bf.jpg Breeahda

[MegaZoneXE]

Yeah a lot of PSO2 enemies could resemble past monster from Phantasy star

http://www.pscave.com/psg2/enemies/images/largeminer.png large miner > tranmizer
http://www.pscave.com/psg2/enemies/images/fungispear.pnghttp://www.pscave.com/psg2/enemies/images/blastoid.png fungi > Code: Destruction
http://www.pscave.com/psg2/enemies/images/eyesore.pnghttp://www.pscave.com/psg2/enemies/images/vanrider.png Eyesore / Van Rider > BIG VADER?
http://www.pscave.com/ps1/enemies/images/frostman.gif frostman > Falz Hunar?

[jerrykun]

SEGA is actually waiting for the PSO-World community (the most die-hard fan PSO community) to translate the game so that they can secretly download the patch files, attach them to an e-mail and send it to SoA so the game gets finally "released".

[supersonix9]

SEGA is actually waiting for the PSO-World community (the most die-hard fan PSO community) to translate the game so that they can secretly download the patch files, attach them to an e-mail and send it to SoA so the game gets finally "released".

ok i'm with this.

[jerrykun]

Dudu is gonna refuse to get translated, so when the NA version comes out, he will still say "subarashiku un ga nai na... kimi wa", "Seikō" and, "HUH HUH HUH, NANI WO KANE?"

Also, you will be forced to watch a cut scene featuring this song http://youtu.be/ZN8DS5jkSK8 every time you spend 1million meseta grinding without the option to skip it.

[Kion]

SoA has been infected by Darkers and that's why no one has seen or heard from them in six months.

[gigawuts]

SoA has been infected by Darkers and that's why no one has seen or heard from them in six months.

Honestly, if SoA was evil they'd be telling us things we want to hear, but never following through with them. "There will be an alpha test you guys, sign up for your chance to get in!" but no invites would be given out, etc.

No, this is ineptitude. My conspiracy theory is that SoA is inept.

[supersonix9]

My conspiracy theory law is that SoA is inept.

indeed.

[gigawuts]

Let's do a quick test: Is there any info about EN PSO2? Still no?

The law continues to be upheld until it can be disproven.

SCIENCE!

[supersonix9]

like seriously, what even happened to EN PSO2? is it even coming out now.

[jerrykun]

SoA has been infected by Darkers and that's why no one has seen or heard from them in six months.

The darker infection is constantly speaking inside SoA's minds telling them to wait for Kion to translate 80 to 90% of the game.

Edit: no seriously, the official website is a joke, anyone's personal website looks better than that.

[Kion]

Afin is really the embodiment of the darkness and has infiltrated Arks to destroy the only organization opposing from the inside by being completely incompetent.