Ehrnga: Pso god of RNG

[Meireles]

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Ehrnga Biography

The demon-god Ehrnga (a.k.a RNG a.k.a. Random Number Generator)
is a dark power governing the entire pso universe.
He is arguably more powerful than profound darkness as he is prescient
and therefore omnipresent and omnipotent.





Treatise of Ehrnga

Praise be to Ehrnga

for it is in his grace we are bestowed the gift of ten stars.

and it is with his condemnation we lose sight of the final white star.

His benediction is neither divine nor coincidence.

Exalt him

but do not confide in him.

Time and chance are our feeble allies

as we try him

as it is our wont.

But expect nought from

the fiery tempest and lost.

Our lord and light

of hell and starless night.






Analects of Ehrnga

1.) The final star is not always the star that shines brightest.

2.) The gift of ten stars is a glorious gift indeed. Do not lament a bestowance you do not need.

3.) Embrace Chaos. There you will find solace.









Feel free to submit proverbs that may or may not be added to Ehrnga's analects.


Believers may visit my shrine on ship 10.


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[BIG OLAF]

Random is still random, though!

[Omega-z]

lol, you don't need a shrine since DuDu is The demon-god Ehrnga a.k.a RNG a.k.a. Random Number Generator ....etc. So, you get direct communication in a way. Even the Japanese made video's of him and bought his T-shirt which is out of stock. They even want to fight him in a mission.

[Meireles]

Random is still random, though!

That is the point....

Let us hope Ehrnga smiles kindly on your soul.

[electrolytes]

lā ʾilāha ʾillā Ehrnga, Meireles rasūlu Ehrnga, wa Dudu waliyyu Ehrnga

[blace]

You worship a false god!

Dudu is the one and only Ehrnga!
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[Meireles]

lol, you don't need a shrine since DuDu is The demon-god Ehrnga a.k.a RNG a.k.a. Random Number Generator ....etc. So, you get direct communication in a way. Even the Japanese made video's of him and bought his T-shirt which is out of stock. They even want to fight him in a mission.

Dudu is but one manifestation of the demon-god. A piece of him out of countless -- this one taken on human form. Yes, the imp heeds the demon-god's words. But Dudu is simply a fellow believer.

Dudu is to Ehrnga as Falz hands are to Darkness kin.

....Profound darkness begets its kin begets its hands.


Praise Ehrnga!

[~Aya~]

this made my evening

[Meireles]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3DEpAfXml0

[Omega-z]

"IF" that's the case then Sega is Ehrnga. Since they made DuDu and he controls the good part (grinding) of RGN in the game, Sega does the rest.

[NoiseHERO]

Praise The Sun!!!

[Grady219]

You worship a false god!

Dudu is the one and only Ehrnga!
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I want this... where do I get it?

[Meireles]

"IF" that's the case then Sega is Ehrnga. Since they made DuDu and he controls the good part (grinding) of RGN in the game, Sega does the rest.


Can one reign-in chaos?
There is no control -- Sega does not "generate" anything.
They simply implemented a concept that has since become pervasive.

His grace is his gifts.
His body incorporeal.

[FMA Elric]

praise

[Nitro Vordex]

Can one reign-in chaos?
There is no control -- Sega does not "generate" anything.
They simply implemented a concept that has since become pervasive.
Even in chaos, there is structure, control, and meaning.

[Zenobia]

This thread is legit~!

[yoshiblue]

Couldn't Dudu be his prophet or son?

[Meireles]

Even in chaos, there is structure, control, and meaning.

Well said brother.
Exalting Ehrnga provides us structure. It breathes meaning into the banality of chance and time.
Control is subjective.

[FMA Elric]

Another day of worship

[undead098]

want to make my own shrine...... but i don't know what room goods it is... *okay*

===edit
found it already... time to make one altar in ship 6

[btw-Niji]

oh ok

[GHNeko]

This thread is blasphemy to the RNGoddess of everything RPG.

Despicable.

[Natsu Nem]

I see what you did there with this necro.

[Ciel~Homura]

W- will this actually work ?!
If his improve my drops i will set up this statue and become a worshipper ;-)

[GoldenFalcon]

W- will this actually work ?!
If his improve my drops i will set up this statue and become a worshipper ;-)

If you are a true believer