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sharkie-do
Apr 9, 2003, 05:11 PM
ARR IM AN ASS PIRATE!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU?
brillyfresh
Apr 9, 2003, 05:15 PM
now THAT is off-topic ... lol

i'm not an ass pirate, but i am in search of booty .....
LamerPanda
Apr 9, 2003, 06:53 PM
I'm a ninja pirate.

Madame JUSTY be a fine wench!
LollipopLolita
Apr 9, 2003, 08:24 PM
On 2003-04-09 15:11, sharkie-do wrote:
ARR IM AN ASS PIRATE!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU?



Never knew you liked it that way.

"Fourth, search the man's front pockets for lubricant. If you find a tube of KY Jelly, Vaseline, AvonLube, E-Z Slide, or SmoothJammer, you can be 100% certain he's an ass-pirate. If all you find is a tube of regular Chapstic, he's probably in the denial stage."
pixelate
Apr 9, 2003, 08:27 PM
"Second, the anus really isn't meant to be entered. Don't get me wrong; humans aren't really meant to fly, either...I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying you have to bear these little facts in mind. One should be very gentle when experimenting with these things."
Saladwood
Apr 9, 2003, 08:29 PM
On 2003-04-09 15:11, sharkie-do wrote:
ARR IM AN ASS PIRATE!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU?



good to know you're comfortable with your sexuality
LollipopLolita
Apr 9, 2003, 08:29 PM
Yes, being gentle when pillaging and plundering the unexplored crevices and caves of the area down there pays off, though I am very sure Sharkie is very experienced with this judging by his post.
pixelate
Apr 9, 2003, 08:33 PM
"It's worth note that the sphinctor is always slightly torn by this, according to doctors."
ABDUR101
Apr 9, 2003, 08:36 PM
Pearls of wisdom, gifts like pennies from heaven! =D
Zeebo
Apr 9, 2003, 09:29 PM
I am *be the animal* A DEER!