I declare myself the king of this forum!

[Sai-Yuk]

well... i do... i don't care if it doesn't stand, i'm the king now!

so... uh... bow to me my loyal subjects.

[ABDUR101]

*taps Sai-Yuk on the shoulder*
<_<

*repeatedly taps Sai-Yuk on the shoulder*

<_<;

*vigorously taps Sai-Yuk on the shoulder*
<_<;;;

*is smited by the God of Fresh Kills*

[LamerPanda]

Oh, yeah?

Well, I declare myself RESIDENT of this forum!

Mwahaha!

*moves her cardboard box in*

[pixelate]

I think we know who rules it...

[LordCronai]

I declare myself God of the internet then. Why not?

[Sai-Yuk]

lets see...

abdur can be... uh... the baron of... well, i think its obvious what

and pixel... is trying to steal my tin foil crown! *cries*

and... oh my god... the god of the internet is here. you have some explaining to do for yourself, unleashing plagues such as AOL and Lag, as well as allowing the legions of the illiterate to crawl like the dead into every crevice of the internet!

liek ogm magn ur 2 onkewl 4 teh e-web!!!1 lolrof

did i just say that?
i guess its off to ponder if humanities awareness is an illusion to make up for such foul and incompr.. uh... incomprehen... um... oh no... i've been afflicted with e-literacy! lol!

[LordCronai]

Its not my fault sinners intruded on my creation and created horrors like AOL! You mortals have some explaining to do yourself.

[IceBlink]

Well, I declare myself OVERLORD! And I shall overthrow you!

But not until I finish this packet of cocoa biscuits. Mmmm. Such a delicious flavouring within!

[Sai-Yuk]

oh thats all wel and good. you're the god of the internet and you blame us MORTALS for things such as that?

i have but three words in response to your weak excuse to persecute us mortals, for i am royalty for as long as i have this tin foil crown.

try eating cake.

[Sai-Yuk]

On 2003-04-13 17:02, IceBlink wrote:
Well, I declare myself OVERLORD! And I shall overthrow you!

But not until I finish this packet of cocoa biscuits. Mmmm. Such a delicious flavouring within!


...can i have some?
oh, and on the less important matter, how about we join up to become unstoppable, so we can rule with iron fists!

[LamerPanda]

Can I request some cake and cocoa biscuits from the overlords/gods/kings of the forum/internet, or is it too much for a peasant like me to ask for?

[Ness]

You can be king, but I'm the god of this forum.

[Zeebo]

I declare my self the forum(all of them) drunk!

[IceBlink]

On 2003-04-13 17:10, LamerPanda wrote:
Can I request some cake and cocoa biscuits from the overlords/gods/kings of the forum/internet, or is it too much for a peasant like me to ask for?

You forgot to grovel. KNOW YOUR PLACE, PEASANT!

o_O *tosses some cocoa biscuits in your direction anyway* ^_^ I may be a Overlord, but who says a Overlord can't be beneviolent? o_o

SATAN: I DID!

... oh. Oh well! *cracks whip for slaves to hurry up and build his castle*

[LamerPanda]

Oh, yes, the groveling, I always forget the groveling. T_T

*snatches the biscuits* ^-^

A whole castle? There's barely room for my little box in this forum, let alone a castle. o_o;

[Zeebo]

"I don't know you!"
*walks crooked and hits wall*

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

I will destroy all of you with my satanic powers. You all can call me SATAN!!! hahaha none can destry me.

[Sai-Yuk]

satan huh?
*traps in a small box, paints a bad circle on it and prints the words 'satan inside' on it... sells to tourists*

castle... aid me my friends, in constructing a stately mansion from cardboard boxes and crisp packets!

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

I may be trapped for now, but mark my words I WILL RETURN TO HAVE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!

[pixelate]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_chicken.gif
^- There's your god.

[Zeebo]

pshh speak for your self my god is a cow...

[pixelate]

As long as we can eat a god, I'm down with that.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cowsleep.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_chicken.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cheepcheep.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/gingerbread.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamlet.gif

Those all make good gods.

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif This is my god.

[Zeebo]

LOL! almost fell of chair... dammit I gotta get a sturdier chair..

[LordCronai]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif is me.
I am God!

[SorceressofTime]

awww if sai-yuk's the king, can i be the queen? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Raist]

I'd like to be some sort of Duke in this Fresh Kills royal family. heh heh, kick ass duke!

[Zeebo]

raist how about love slave?

[Raist]

On 2003-04-13 20:06, Zeebo wrote:
raist how about love slave?

Ok, but only if I get to dress all skanky and feed people grapes.

[Zeebo]

how about you feed the forum drunk some booze (me)

[Raist]

Forum drunks do not have love slaves. Now dukes on the other hand, yeah, pretty sure I wanna be a kick ass duke.

[Zeebo]

pansies can't be dukes http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Cowboy]

I declare myself maggot of this forum! All hail the flies!

[Kid_Icarus]

I'll just be the drunk uncle that comes and passes out every once in a while on your couch here in fresh kills.

And don't look in the bushes outside Arkham. I had a little accident. Too much booze x_x

[IceBlink]

I return, as a Monarch, and I still have no castle!

*snaps whip* Get to work, all of you!

[Sai-Yuk]

the self declared nobility grows!
i think.

i'm all for gods that you can eat as well, but that first one looks like something i drew once. only better!

but i have to worry about iceblink now, trying to steal the nobility as his slaves advisors.

thus, those who stand tall beneath my flag get to use my home as their own! every chair is a toilet! cows give various alchaholic beverages instead of milk and chicken eggs are made of chocolate! come to my kingdom, and enjoy the surfeit of junk food!
platform shoes will be provided for short people, who wish to stand tall.

beat that offer or accept it yourself iceblink, i dare you!

Edit: while i may be a self declared greater man, mistakes always crop up. i blame my.. uh... scribe... yeah, thats it... scribe...

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[IceBlink]

Don't force me to break out using the words of DOOM!

Being a God is easy. All that is required is worship. So, become a j-pop singer or something! XD

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

Don't worry I will protect you Sir Sai-Yuk, I am your loyal Knight, I have refused Satan and returned to your aid. But only me can not keep you safe from people like IceBlink. Well will need a mote around are castle of cardbored boxes. Gather up some pesants to do the work(I feel like there is evil on the way).

[Raist]

On 2003-04-13 20:41, Zeebo wrote:
pansies can't be dukes http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Oh yes they can!!

[BlackRose]

I'm the self-declared... err...

...I dunno, somebody declare me something.

[Sai-Yuk]

Well will need a mote around are castle of cardbored boxes


a moat. what a brilliant idea. how about we get the drunk top fill it, so nobody wants to attack, because of the risk of falling in?



I'm the self-declared... err...

...I dunno, somebody declare me something.


i declare you dead on arrival.
happy?

[ABDUR101]

*walks out of the brothel*

o_O

*walks back in for another stretch*

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

a moat. what a brilliant idea. how about we get the drunk top fill it, so nobody wants to attack, because of the risk of falling in?
Good idea, go get one of your servants to retrive Zeebo(he is the fourm drunk).Like I said before, I have a feeling there is a Dark wind coming in this direction.

[BlackRose]

On 2003-04-14 10:16, Sai-Yuk wrote:

i declare you dead on arrival.
happy?



Isn't everything dead on arrival? It is Fresh Kills, after all.

[LamerPanda]

On 2003-04-14 03:58, IceBlink wrote:

So, become a j-pop singer or something! XD



J-ROCK. *_*

Mainly for costume related reasons. XD

Hmph, this forum needs a government where the people have more power. I doubt a democracy would work here, and communism only works on paper... hm... n.n

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

communism only works on paper
Correct me if i'm wrong, but isnt this paper(in a way of speaking)? But communism just sucks D.


Hmph, this forum needs a government where the people have more power.
Thats up to our almighty King... That is if he wants to give up his power and give it to the people.



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[Sai-Yuk]

ahem. but i AM giving people power. a monarchy after all, works on the basis of the king being at the top of the pile, then it goes down in stages, where the people below answer to the people above.

the problem is, when you ask who'd like to be beneath you, it just sounds... wrong.

i need advisors and people who want to be nobility, thus, they have the power to give the people what they want. be that a brick in the face or the food that they claim to so badly need.

they can of course listen to the people, but, the entire concept of this is to garner favour and power, so that your lot is better than your neighbours.

communism in theory works, but in practice, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. but the same could be said of democracy. at least with a monarchy, if the people are revolting (or you find them to be) you can order their execution!

having said all that... who wants to be in charge of torture and execution?

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

hahaha. I go with your word sir.

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-14 14:55, Sai-Yuk wrote:
having said all that... who wants to be in charge of torture and execution?


*pokes head out of the brothel*

...I'll carry the hatchet if someone will carry the basket behind me. =D

*dissapears again*

[LamerPanda]

I'll carry the basket! =D

That's just execution, though. Can I handle the duties of torture?

Also, does this kingdom have a name? Do we have a flag? A motto?

"Fresh Kills: For Good or for Awesome"

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

For Good or for Awesome"
Is that from Homestar Runner?

Also who exactly do we have in our Kingdom thus far?
And what are their duties?

Also this should be sticky, i mean how many times is there a kingdom in any fourms?



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[LamerPanda]

Yep.

What currency do we use? Can't be posts, as they're worth nothing here. =P

[geewj]

FOOD FIGHT!!!

*nails Abdur in the head with a potato*

*sets up Jello bombs*

Dont try it Abdur....

[ABDUR101]

I say the currency be made of.. *interrupted*



On 2003-04-14 18:13, Prof_Frink wrote:
FOOD FIGHT!!!

...what? No, there will be no food fighting in *looks up*



*nails Abdur in the head with a potato*

*ping* @_X

..what..the..hell.. Potatoes?!



*sets up Jello bombs*

..well, this is real fricken nice.
*dons anti-sticky suit and eye protection*



Dont try it Abdur....


... =|

*takes finger off pudding detonation device*

*pulls out gummy-bear loaded auto-shotgun and makes haste*

[geewj]

*detonates jello bombs*

*jello gets inbetween everyones toes, making them very uncomfortable*

Muahaha

*dives behind Sai-Yuk*

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

Runs away to find bigger/better foods!!!


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[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-14 19:30, Prof_Frink wrote:
*detonates jello bombs*

0_o;
*jello bombs erupt in a Cosby-inspired orgy of color all around him*



*jello gets inbetween everyones toes, making them very uncomfortable*

Muahaha

... >=|



*dives behind Sai-Yuk*

..Sai-Yuk..I apologize.

*strafes full-circle and unloads jelly bears as fast as he can*

[Zeebo]

I'm a bit slow on this forum



I'll just be the drunk uncle that comes and passes out every once in a while on your couch here in fresh kills.

And don't look in the bushes outside Arkham. I had a little accident. Too much booze x_x

How dare you steal my title!!!


I'm the self-declared... err...

...I dunno, somebody declare me something.

Traitor everyone king or something has one of those..
some other titles
-the stupid fat guy
-the cruelest girl
-the sensitive guy
-the cocky blond guy
-the wannabe
-the desperate virgin
-the perfect girl
-the beautiful weirdo
-the pretty ugly girl
-the popular jock
-the token black guy
-the obsessed best friend
-the nasty cheerleader
-the team pet
-the foreign exchange student
well there you go

[geewj]

*looks up to see a flurry or gummy bears*

........eep

*opens mouth and hopes for the best*

[Zeebo]

*gets a red gummy bear in his mouth*

EWW! Wips it at frinks mouth!

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

Hero runs into the room carrying a large tub of pudding... lifts the tub above his head and throws it into the sky.

[geewj]

*watches hero throw a tub of pudding 5ft straight up into the air*

O_o

*tub of pudding lands on hero*

hehehe

[Zeebo]

*Zeebo eats the pudding along with Hero?* Yes, that's it!

[JavaMoon]

I declare myself the forum's Pretty Ugly Girl!

*puts on glasses* Ugly... *takes off glasses* Pretty. ^_^v

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

On 2003-04-14 20:01, Prof_Frink wrote:
*watches hero throw a tub of pudding 5ft straight up into the air*

O_o

*tub of pudding lands on hero*

hehehe


It's not my fault i'm weak.

[Sai-Yuk]

...and this is what i get for sleeping

*washes the various food stuffs from himself and picks gummy bears from his person*

abdur, panda. i feel a bout of executions coming on.
get the... uh... what DO we have for this?

maybe we can strap them to chairs and play some annoying song over and over again to them until they beg for mercy.. and then dump them in the moat?

me thinks i shall need heirs, with the way anarchy has already claimed my kingdom... i almost choked on that one gummy bear.

i declare the person that started this entire thing an outlaw. wait... thats me... then... i declare... uh... this a public holiday!

[Raist]

On 2003-04-15 08:16, Sai-Yuk wrote:
i declare... uh... this a public holiday!


Happy "Lets Kill The King" Day everyone!!!

[SorceressofTime]

On 2003-04-15 08:41, Raist wrote:


On 2003-04-15 08:16, Sai-Yuk wrote:
i declare... uh... this a public holiday!


Happy "Lets Kill The King" Day everyone!!!



hahahahaha! so then i could rule! ^_____________^

[Zeebo]

hahahahaha! so then i could rule! ^_____________^

No No, Its a 8 day holiday... So your next to die...

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-15 08:50, Zeebo wrote:
No No, Its a 8 day holiday... So your next to die...


Kill the king?!

*puts gummy-bear auto-shotgun to Zeebo's head and pulls the trigger a single time*

*with a resounding bang, Zeebo leaves out a tremendous "YIPE" and stammers back, as a wad of gummy bears stick to his forehead*

O_o;; I need my basket carrier!

[SorceressofTime]

On 2003-04-15 08:50, Zeebo wrote:

hahahahaha! so then i could rule! ^_____________^

No No, Its a 8 day holiday... So your next to die...



awwwwwww T.T *cries* but everyone loves me *cough*

[Zeebo]

Kill the king?!

*puts gummy-bear auto-shotgun to Zeebo's head and pulls the trigger a single time*

*with a resounding bang, Zeebo leaves out a tremendous "YIPE" and stammers back, as a wad of gummy bears stick to his forehead*

O_o;; I need my basket carrier!

I am not the king. I'm to drunk to be the king...

[geewj]

*waits for political mumbo jumbo to end*

......


GAME ON!

*unleashes a flurry of whip cream cans into abdurs eyes*

hehe

*yoinks the basket and.......soils it.

hah

*runs for his life*

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-15 09:17, Prof_Frink wrote:
*waits for political mumbo jumbo to end*

......

o_o



GAME ON!

0_0



*unleashes a flurry of whip cream cans into abdurs eyes*

@_@ ...quick, make with the eye cleaning kit..make haste! I feel it entering my cornea.



*yoinks the basket and.......soils it.

=| That was hurtful and unnecessary.



*runs for his life*

*goes to sit down and just cries....*


*..but not before pressing the Big Red Button as melted marshmellow goo is dumped from the heavens*

*looks up, pulls out umbrella and scrunches up feet to fit under before impact*

[geewj]

crap, I should have know the mod was gonna rig the battle feild.

*dives under nearest elephant and better aquaints himself with jesus, Bahuda, Vishnu, Zues, and Matt Groening.*

[Sai-Yuk]

this is going to take forever to wash out.

but, abdur, from this point on, you shall also be in charge of war. we shall take control first of this forum, and then we shall creep out into other forums, and eventually, we shall rule the board!

now... to do... uh... my kingly duties. whatever they are. the people will be fed, and taxes will be collected.

we yet have to figure what the currency will be, so in this case, and out of my all gracious nature, i waive taxes this time round.

[SorceressofTime]

mmMmmmm marshmellows... food for everyone! *runs under abdur's umbrella and pulls out a cup to gather some melted marshmellows* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif <3
*pulls out her own umbrella* hehe!

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

On 2003-04-15 08:16, Sai-Yuk wrote:
...and this is what i get for sleeping

*washes the various food stuffs from himself and picks gummy bears from his person*

abdur, panda. i feel a bout of executions coming on.
get the... uh... what DO we have for this?

maybe we can strap them to chairs and play some annoying song over and over again to them until they beg for mercy.. and then dump them in the moat?

me thinks i shall need heirs, with the way anarchy has already claimed my kingdom... i almost choked on that one gummy bear.

i declare the person that started this entire thing an outlaw. wait... thats me... then... i declare... uh... this a public holiday!


I'm sorry sir, I tried to stop things bye throwing Frink out, but then I felt sorry for him(He had nowhere to go).Then I found this tub of pudding and you know what happend from there!!

As for the tortures and excutions, I think you should let them off the hook this time.

We should enforce harsher laws then burn them.

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-15 10:37, SorceressofTime wrote:
mmMmmmm marshmellows... food for everyone! *runs under abdur's umbrella and pulls out a cup to gather some melted marshmellows* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif <3


What the..every man, woman and umbrella-less person for themselves.

*flicks Sorceress out from under his umbrella*

0_o

*passes out travel mugs*

[SorceressofTime]

On 2003-04-15 10:44, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2003-04-15 10:37, SorceressofTime wrote:
mmMmmmm marshmellows... food for everyone! *runs under abdur's umbrella and pulls out a cup to gather some melted marshmellows* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif <3


What the..every man, woman and umbrella-less person for themselves.

*flicks Sorceress out from under his umbrella*

0_o

*passes out travel mugs*



mwahahahahaha *evil chuckle* *throws a small fireball at abdur's feet* >=D

[geewj]

Well Sai, it was fun but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to assume command now. Me and abdur have been plotting it from the begining.

*Snaps fingers and the flag (Abdurs underware) rises to the top of the pole*

......

I promised him I'd let him choose the flag.

Anyways, you have 10 minuets to gather your possesions and leave before they become mine and Abdurs possesions. That includes clothes, CD playes, wives, and children.

Thank you for you cooperation

*goes into his castle*



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Prof_Frink on 2003-04-15 10:51 ]</font>

[SorceressofTime]

*looks at the flag and tilts her head* underwear? O.o *seconds later, giggles*

[Sai-Yuk]

exiled from my own kingdom.

how many people will remain loyal to me?
how many?

*pauses, thinks*

i guess i'm on my own then.
this calls for drastic action.

*phones the weather office*

you have as long as i have patience to bow to me, before a flash flood is sent this way and washes away the kingdom.

any who remained loyal, can join me on THIS HANDY LIFE BOAT! *puts on a pirate hat* just call me captain yarr-beard. *puts on a fake beard, too*

[ABDUR101]

*gets torched from head to toe by fireball, as umbrella erupts in a tuft of smoke*

,_,

*looks up at the stained flag*

..wow..hey, where did you get...eewwwwwwww

Atleast wash my boxers before you display them. >=|

..and come to think of it, I must have been drunk or watching porn when we were planning all of this.

*big ol shrug*

Goes with the flows I says.



On 2003-04-15 10:50, Prof_Frink wrote:
Anyways, you have 10 minuets to gather your possesions and leave before they become mine and Abdurs possesions. That includes clothes, CD playes, wives, and children.

err..I'd just like to point out that I only want your wives and clothes. Everything else is being booted out with you.



*goes into his castle*


No no...our castle.

[geewj]

*checks outside*

Hmm, seems a flood is comming to sweap the land clean of this recent battle.

The gods must be rewarding me for banishing the old king.

Everyone use a large peice of marshmellow as a floatation device. Ill get the Grill set up on the roof of the castle. We can make a pool part out of this.

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

I used to be loyal to sir Sai-Yuk, but who is offering more for my Knighting services? I will go with the ones who offer more stuff.

*Grabs a hunk of marshmellow and hopes for the best*

[Raist]

*floats by on a marshmellow*
Dammit I knew I shouldn't have told god to piss off when he was jabberin on about that ark!!

[Sai-Yuk]

it seems i am alone in this battle... but... abdur knows what my secret weapon is, that i will be unleashing to aid me in taking back my position as regent.

and no, its not blocking every toilet, thus creating hours of work.

*shakes a crate rapidly to rile up its contents*

once the floods over, i suggest that you surrender, or be... uh... well... you will see!

*shakes fist*

[LamerPanda]

Hm. I declare myself not only the torturer of the kingdom, but also the tax collector and lawyer.

I plan to become such a force of overwhelming evil that even a flood can't stop me! =D

*sits on a large, EVIL piece of marshmallow*

Being a force of overwhelming evil, I have no opinion in the leadership, since all shall fall in the eventual apocalypse of taxes and lawsuits. Mwahaha... ha... ha.

[LordCronai]

Need I remind you all again? I am http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif, thus I am God!

[Sai-Yuk]

well, you may be god, but i'm... uh... yeah! and don't forget it!

now, god, you scratch my back and i'll scratch yours.

aid me in recovering my kingdom, and i'll declare you the patron god of it.

sound good to you?

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

HAHAHAHA Satan has returned, but not for your head Sai, but to your aid, Think about it you will have the power of God and Satan on your side. With our forces combinded we will win your kingdom back.

[LordCronai]

The ruling trio of Fresh Kills has been proclaimed-King, God, and Satan. w00t!

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-15 18:07, LordCronai wrote:
Need I remind you all again? I am http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif, thus I am God!


..I'm sorry, but Marshmellow's beat Doughboy by 10 fold.

*throws God in the oven as horrific screams of pain and torture are heard for 35 minutes on high heat at 450 degrees ferenheit*



On 2003-04-15 19:16, The_Hero_Of_Time wrote:
HAHAHAHA Satan has returned, but not for your head Sai, but to your aid, Think about it you will have the power of God and Satan on your side. With our forces combinded we will win your kingdom back.


...Hi, yeah, earth to Satan. You were just sold to Timmy for a measly $10 because the little brat kept screaming that his mother never buys him anything and that if she bought him Satan in a pentagram covered cube he would'nt want anything ever ever again.

...Sai-Yuk, pick up your tin-foil crown and wear it with pride. Lamerpanda, get that damn basket, I feel like going for a walk. =D

[Sai-Yuk]

tin foil crown... check.
steel neck brace... check.
cloak made from curtains... check.
secret weapon... uh...

great... my secret weapon escaped... ah well... the marshmellow is going to be eaten by them... don't worry, the secret weapon was only a bunch of chicken like things. that like being fussed like pets.

>_>

that basket better not be for me... *taps steel neck brace* i've done too much for everybody to deserve to die. i haven't lived my dream either... to control the entire board...

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

...Hi, yeah, earth to Satan. You were just sold to Timmy for a measly $10 because the little brat kept screaming that his mother never buys him anything and that if she bought him Satan in a pentagram covered cube he would'nt want anything ever ever again.
Ok i see i'm not wanted here *grabs thing to leave*. O wait Abdur, theres one thing i forgot to tell you.
*Starts to walk back twords Abdur, stops to stretch, Grabs Abdurs shoulder with one hand and then thrusts my other hand into his chest Hellsing style* HAHAHAHAHAHA. Your soul is now mine. Anyone else want to say anyting bad about me??




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[BlackRose]

Man, I want to get in a food fight... stupid dead-on-arrival status.

*lies on the floor dead*



...

*in a place where someone will trip over him into a very deep puddle of guacamole*

...muahaha!

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[SorceressofTime]

On 2003-04-16 04:25, The_Hero_Of_Time wrote:

...Hi, yeah, earth to Satan. You were just sold to Timmy for a measly $10 because the little brat kept screaming that his mother never buys him anything and that if she bought him Satan in a pentagram covered cube he would'nt want anything ever ever again.
Ok i see i'm not wanted here *grabs thing to leave*. O wait Abdur, theres one thing i forgot to tell you.
*Starts to walk back twords Abdur, stops to stretch, Grabs Abdurs shoulder with one hand and then thrusts my other hand into his chest Hellsing style* HAHAHAHAHAHA. Your soul is now mine. Anyone else want to say anyting bad about me??




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we wuv you? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-16 04:25, The_Hero_Of_Time wrote:
*Starts to walk back twords Abdur, stops to stretch, Grabs Abdurs shoulder with one hand and then thrusts my other hand into his chest Hellsing style* HAHAHAHAHAHA.


*a tuft of smoke as Abdur re-appears behind Hero of Time*

0_o

*back-hand He-bitch slaps him*

No.

*starts handing out baked Doughboy bits to people on the street and watches as Hero of Time(aka SATAN) stammers back and trips over Blackrose, into the puddle of guacamole*

No worries Sai-Yuk, the basket wasn't for you...thats a nice collar...does it come with a leash? =o

[Sai-Yuk]

leash?

um... no?

*covers the loop for a leash*

this king will not be lead around by anybody like a dog. unless its kinky.

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-16 10:08, Sai-Yuk wrote:
this king will not be lead around by anybody like a dog. unless its kinky.


And kinky it shall be! Onward, to the brothel!...or the bed chambers!...or that dark alley!

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

*starts handing out baked Doughboy bits to people on the street and watches as Hero of Time(aka SATAN) stammers back and trips over Blackrose, into the puddle of guacamole*
I will get my revenge... just watch your back.
*Satan gathers up all the cookies and puts them in a pile, then says a little spell to revive god*

And kinky it shall be! Onward, to the brothel!...or the bed chambers!...or that dark alley!
*wispers into Abdurs ear, look behind you, as Satan holds a rather large knife up in the air*

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-16 12:44, The_Hero_Of_Time wrote:
I will get my revenge... just watch your back.
*Satan gathers up all the cookies and puts them in a pile, then says a little spell to revive god*

*watches as the drunk of the forum urinates all over the cookie peices just as Satan is haunched down chanting*

..wow..who'd of guessed that God was so absorbent huh?



*wispers into Abdurs ear, look behind you, as Satan holds a rather large knife up in the air*

*turns around and He-bitch man-slaps Satan...again*

..look, it's not going to work, so just go hire someone to slap you so I don't have to. =

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

I will not give up...
*Silently cast a death spell upon Abdur, while standing a good distance away*

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-16 12:58, The_Hero_Of_Time wrote:
I will not give up...
*Silently cast a death spell upon Abdur, while standing a good distance away*


..petty. =/

[LordCronai]

Why can't we all get along?

...

Because we have violent streaks, of course! ^_^
*stars firing machine gun*

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

*Joins God in the senseless killing, but my guns fire Lv.100 megid* Hey God do you just want to kill eveyboby and take this kingdom as our own?

[Sai-Yuk]

well, you may fire upon me and abdur, but you will kill all that is PSO, as the armour of my kingdom was made from the PSO disks.

so... uh... fire away, and your method of attack will die before it reaches any of us!

i guess the kingdom is officially at war then. with divinity!

time to point out that i'm an athiest, thus, weakening them because i don't believe... *crosses fingers* i don't believe... i don't believe... i don't believe... i wanted to eat god 'till somebody urinated on him... i don't believe in fairies..

*opens one eye*

did it work?

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-16 14:33, Sai-Yuk wrote:
i don't believe... i don't believe... i wanted to eat god 'till somebody urinated on him... i don't believe in fairies..

...in all honesty..I laughed at that.



*opens one eye*

did it work?


Nope, but you've just opened yourself for a surprise attack!

*pokes you in the eye and then licks your wound*

..now..let me point out what happened to God in the time-span of me throwing him in the oven.

..pay attention.

Before: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/doughboy.gif
After: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/gingerbread.gif

..now..for the few of you that were able to keep up with me, what does an edible, crispy God, who was torn into bits and urinated on, have any chance of winning against me and Sai-Yuk...and anyone else that's still taking part in this big load of BS thread that doesn't help me gain anymore posts..?

The answer?

To be Continued...

[LordCronai]

Run, run, run, as fast as you can, you can't escape me-I'm the gingerbread God!
*continues mindless killing*

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-16 15:21, LordCronai wrote:
Run, run, run, as fast as you can, you can't escape me-I'm the gingerbread God!


Quick! Someone hose him down with Febreeze!

*mad mob comes in with Febreeze spray bottles and goes to work*

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[The_Hero_Of_Time]

*Walks over to god as she lays on the ground* I'm going to go tell him now!
*slowly walks twords the castle of PSO disks*
Abdur please come out, I have someting to tell you. YOu can have backup incase I try somthing.

[Zeebo]

*ties abdur up and shoves him into a room with socks "mwhahaha"*
*desguises himself as adbur"damn i look gay http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif"*
*comes out "what"*

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

Abdur, wait your not Abdur I think I would Know
MY OWN SON!! *Picks up Zeebo* What side are you on? pick now! There is the gods side or the scrony white guys side. If you choose to join up with us then we will make you a god of your choice!!

[Sai-Yuk]

scawny white guys?

you know, this girl once said that scrawny white guys have the best chances of scoring.

taking that into mind, i started to play sport... it wasn't long before people realised i had more skill than they, and promptly ganged up on me in the games. i never played football again.

now... seeing as you are distracted by my random babbling, i will have the perfect chance to act like a stereo typical villain and outline my evil plan to you, as in several moments you will no longer be able to stop said plan, but with my plan there is a twist, that i am quite happy to explain to you, as there is no chance that you, the ones sitting there smirking, could possibly understand how close your lives are to an end from this brilliant plan. once you are out the way, i will have no problem persuading the others that my side is the only side to rule, and that as such, they should devote themselves to me instead of you, as in seconds you shall be no more?

and how will i accomplish that, you ask?

well, that is quite simple, as i rigged a mechanism earlier that will see to it quite quickly that you are-

*blinks as two walls slam together, rigged to crush people who fall into the trap of listening to him babble like a looney*

well, you may never know, now... time to free abdur and have my way with him!
and it doesn't have to be in that order either!

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

You can't destroy satan that easily, in fact I aslo planted a trap in....somewhere *as Sai-Yuk walks into the room where Abdur is held, Abdur starts flipping out and pionts behinde the door. Sai looks behind him only to see the whole room is rigged with TNT* KABOOM *Sai stands there as his castle falls to the ground (if you had not noticed everyone is immortal in this post. *While Sai is distracted, Satan grabs Abdur and runs off to the underworld!!!*
To be continued.

[LordCronai]

Darn.
Well, since I am GOD, I decide to turn into...the sun! Sure, why not? The sun, with machine guns! I like it.
Come close and I'll melt you all >=D

[Sai-Yuk]

MY BEAUTIFUL CARDBOARD BOX AND CRISP PACKET CONSTRUCTION!

*cries*

this has gone too far.

*flicks the lightswitch off, walks out the room and locks the door* you can come out when you learn to behave and bow down to me.

[HaLLa]

You know what. IM the best on this site. Im the only famous person to visit the site. Now im sure you are all like yea sure, but whatever. Doesnt matter to me. I am a rapper. You can ask people in the WL. I got a cd out and have a new and better one coming out very soon. Tell me if you want a copy (not free..lol) So ummm worship me!!!

Bow down bitches!!

lol

jk

well jk about the bitches part

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-16 18:09, Zeebo wrote:
*ties abdur up and shoves him into a room with socks "mwhahaha"*

*gets to work with the socks*



*desguises himself as adbur"damn i look gay http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif"*
*comes out "what"*

Pffffft. You have no idea..you don't come close.

*points and takes a picture*
Zeebo has Abdur-wanna-be fantasies!



On 2003-04-16 18:13, The_Hero_Of_Time wrote:
Abdur, wait your not Abdur I think I would Know
MY OWN SON!! *Picks up Zeebo* What side are you on? pick now! There is the gods side or the scrony white guys side. If you choose to join up with us then we will make you a god of your choice!!


...God is the son of Satan? Pfft. Now I know an eternity of living must be pretty damn boring.



On 2003-04-16 18:25, Sai-Yuk wrote:
now... time to free abdur and have my way with him!
and it doesn't have to be in that order either!


And How!



*re-reads thread*

..what..the..fuck.. Everybody go for a time out!...except me and Sai-Yuk..who have business to attend to.

[LordCronai]

Okay...
*sets time-out counter for five seconds*
...
...
...
...
...
*starts shooting again*

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

...God is the son of Satan? Pfft. Now I know an eternity of living must be pretty damn boring.
God is not my son, you are. One night me and god got drunk and you know we experimented a little and we had a half god half demon son. We didnt know what to do with him so we set free on earth.

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-16 19:10, The_Hero_Of_Time wrote:
God is not my son, you are. One night me and god got drunk and you know we experimented a little and we had a half god half demon son. We didnt know what to do with him so we set free on earth.


..ok..maybe you're alittle confused here. Go back, re-read your posts and then just think about that for a minute.

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

..ok..maybe you're alittle confused here. Go back, re-read your posts and then just think about that for a minute.
which one?

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

well i'm going to sleep now. i'll see what happens by morning.

[Riffin]

Umm... I got sick of reading... I see you're all pretty much lordly in one way or another but, can I at least be the god of something... like feces, or urine, or Charlie Sheen Movies? I want in.

[Sparkoma]

well im king of.....your MOM! and i think this is a real dumb topic.

[Sai-Yuk]

charlie sheen!
sure... be the king/god/lord/whatever of him and his movies. it can only be a good thing.

i'd like to see anybody be the king of my mom. bah.

Edit: god of my mom?
king. bah.

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[ABDUR101]

On 2003-04-16 23:38, Sparkoma wrote:
well im king of.....your MOM!

...wow..just..wow...the absolute originality is killing me you know. =|



and i think this is a real dumb topic.

Teh shock!1!!

*pegs Sai-Yuk with a wad of seedless grapes*

[Zeebo]

well im king of.....your MOM!
How long did it take you to come up with that one..
and wouldn't it make more sense to say moms... not mom

[geewj]

Here is one of my first posts...kinda of.

There were some before this, but this has more in it. Plus the other ones were short comments.

[Sef]

See...

That's why we have a President.

[Eanae]

Wow, Abdur used to post here alot. I wonder what happened to him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Solstis]

On 2004-09-12 10:02, Eanae wrote:
Wow, Abdur used to post here alot. I wonder what happened to him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif



The grues got to him.

[Sagasu]

On 2004-09-12 02:58, Prof_Frink wrote:
Here is one of my first posts...kinda of.

There were some before this, but this has more in it. Plus the other ones were short comments.





Jello bombs?

[TheOneHero]

On 2004-09-12 10:02, Eanae wrote:
Wow, Abdur used to post here alot. I wonder what happened to him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif



He found a way to escape! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Eanae]

On 2004-09-12 14:11, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2004-09-12 10:02, Eanae wrote:
Wow, Abdur used to post here alot. I wonder what happened to him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif



He found a way to escape! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



And all along we thought it wasn't possible. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[TheOneHero]

We must bring him back! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif





and get tighter chains http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Sef]

He must have decided that FKL was stupid. Finally.

[Solstis]

On 2004-09-12 14:47, Sef wrote:
He must have decided that FKL was stupid. Finally.



He lost his lantern, actually.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Damn grues!