What is cheesecake?

[Jim]

I've seen jokes about cheesecake several times on PSOW, but Google's not being any help.

And I'm looking for information I can't find on this page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesecake), obviously, ya goon!

Regarding the thread title, anyone who makes a "Night at the Roxbury" GIF with cheesecake heads wins the internet.

[Outrider]

Cheesecake is a delicious dessert.

[gigawuts]

Being that "cheesecake" is so synonymous with "love" as to be interchangeable, this thread warrants but one reply:

Baby don't hurt me.

[Reiketsu]

What is a cheesecake? A miserable little pile of secrets!

[CelestialBlade]

Cheesecake is the closest your taste buds are ever getting to warm, intense, loving sex. It's also my religion.

Now excuse me while I go roll around in a giant cheesecake.

[Polly]

The only thing that matters.

[Jim]

Being that "cheesecake" is so synonymous with "love" as to be interchangeable, this thread warrants but one reply:

Baby don't hurt me.

Well, I'm no less confused than I was before, but this post made me feel a little better.

9/10

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/11/what_is_love_baby_please_heal_me-100693.gif

[Zorafim]

Cheesecake is a pie made with cream cheese. It's rich and creamy, and goes great with strawberries. My best friend's wife makes the best kind of cheesecake, as it turns out.


Cheesecake is the closest your taste buds are ever getting to warm, intense, loving sex. It's also my religion.

Now excuse me while I go roll around in a giant cheesecake.

My pants dissipated after I read this. Now I can't go outside.

[Nitro Vordex]

My pants dissipated after I read this. Now I can't go outside.
Says who?

[Zorafim]

The police. The next time I try that, I'll be arrested. And then I'll be in jail without any pants. I don't think I would enjoy that.

[Nitro Vordex]

Maybe you shouldn't get caught with your pants down.

[CelestialBlade]

My pants dissipated after I read this. Now I can't go outside.
CelestialBlade: Pants Destroyer.