Think like a Vegan.

[Palle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SbKE_U4b7U

[Nitro Vordex]

I'd have to shitpost 100x more than I already do to do that.

[Palle]

Just make sure your shitposts intersect at 90° vertices.

[Nitro Vordex]

AND I have to put effort in to them? Blegh. I quit.

[CelestialBlade]

Just post about cheesecake and be done with it. No thought needed, just orgasmic goodness.

[Palle]

This is true, cheesecake slices do have vertices.

WE FOUND THE PRIMER!

[BIG OLAF]

I know I'm tired, but there's no excuse for me to have read this as "Think like a Vagina."

[CelestialBlade]

I know I'm tired, but there's no excuse for me to have read this as "Think like a Vagina."
Okay. *barfs placenta everywhere*

[gigawuts]

I'd have to shitpost 100x more than I already do to do that.

Way ahead of you; still no results.

[Nitro Vordex]

As answered before, we clearly need more cheesecake.

[yoshiblue]

There is no cake. Only cheese.

[BIG OLAF]

Placenta cheesecake.

[Nitro Vordex]

Placenta cheesecake.
I am revolted and intrigued.

[Palle]

Your attempts to turn FKL into bestgore will not succeed.

Yet.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I have a grim truth for all of you. Vegans don't eat cheesecake.

[CelestialBlade]

I have a grim truth for all of you. Vegans don't eat cheesecake.
Which is exactly why I say FUCK VEGANS

Also steak is amazing.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

What bothers me about it, is that Vegans say they don't eat animal products because they don't want to harm animals. They would see dairy cattle no longer milked, and allowed to range freely. I have worked on a dairy, however, and have participated in milking these cows. They want to be milked. Really, really bad. I would compare it to the need to urinate. They produce a great deal more milk than they can safely store. To stop milking them, is to sentence them to a painful death. I don't know how you can say that you feel for the animals, and refuse to have a cow milked for your benefit.

[Nitro Vordex]

What bothers me about it, is that Vegans say they don't eat animal products because they don't want to harm animals. They would see dairy cattle no longer milked, and allowed to range freely. I have worked on a dairy, however, and have participated in milking these cows. They want to be milked. Really, really bad. I would compare it to the need to urinate. They produce a great deal more milk than they can safely store. To stop milking them, is to sentence them to a painful death. I don't know how you can say that you feel for the animals, and refuse to have a cow milked for your benefit.
I'm assuming it's the way that they're being milked, aka constantly put into pregnant mode and milked by machines, but regardless, they're not in real danger.

Fuck vegans for not liking cheesecake.